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Chapter 310 Descendants of the Eunuch!

"Audience friends, Happy New Year everyone!"

Zhao Yun and Yu Qian appeared on the stage one after another.

As Zhao Yun's voice fell, Yu Qian also smiled and said: "Happy New Year."

"Clap clap clap."

There was applause from the audience.

In addition to watching the Spring Festival Gala on TV, there is also a live broadcast, so when I saw Zhao Yun and the two, the barrage in the major live broadcast rooms was also rolling rapidly.

"Happy New Year, Brother Yun."

"The two familiar people reappeared."

"Looking forward to Brother Yun's next performance."

"Anyway, I remember that the cross talk between Brother Yun and Uncle Yu in last year's Spring Festival Gala left a deep impression on me."

"Yeah, last year's cross talk was pretty good."

"It just depends on this year. I guess Brother Yun wrote the script himself again."

"Probably not, you know Brother Yun is busy revising the script of "Dou Po", and he doesn't even have time to participate in the Golden Film Awards."

"That's hard to say. Brother Yun is still very talented in script writing."

"It's started, it's started."

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Under the rolling barrage, in the studio.

Zhao Yun said with a smile on his face: "Another year has passed. When I think back to the last time I talked about cross talk on stage, it seems like it was last year."

Yu Qian: "Nonsense, that's what it is."

Zhao Yun: "Actually, everyone knows that I am very busy. If Director Yang Dong hadn't invited me to come this time, I really wouldn't have time to come."

"But there is no way. Everyone knows that going to the Spring Festival Gala can increase exposure. I will definitely come to make money."

Yu Qian: "You still lack money."

Zhao Yun smiled: "Who is not short of money?"

"In order to be able to talk about this cross talk well, and to put it bluntly, in order to make better money in the future, I rehearsed for a long time."

Yu Qian: "It should."

Zhao Yun: "I go to the Spring Festival Gala to make money, but it's different for Uncle Yu Qian."

Yu Qian was taken aback and asked, "Why am I different?"

Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu's family is rich, who doesn't know that."

"People say that cross talk is actually for fun, after all, they are really not short of money."

Yu Qian: "Harm, there are so many."

Zhao Yun: "Everyone who is familiar with Uncle Yu knows that for fun, Uncle Yu bought sixty acres of land, called the Zoological and Botanical Garden."

Yu Qian: "There is such a thing."

Zhao Yun: "In there, Uncle Yu has kept a lot of things."

"It is said that thousands of "chickens" were raised."

Yu Qian: "Amount"

Yu Qian originally planned to say something, but when he heard Zhao Yun say this, he was speechless: "I, I, like this."

"Ahaha! Is it okay to love this?"

"Nima, I feel like Uncle Yu is going to be tricked by Brother Yun today."

"I agree, but having said that, aren't Uncle Yu and Brother Yun always being cheated every time they talk about cross talk?"

"Haha, yes."

"It's true, if you raise thousands of chickens, isn't Uncle Yu a big chicken farmer?"

"Ahem, brothers, don't drive."

"This is not the car for kindergarten, let me get off."

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The bullet screens rolled in the major live broadcast rooms, and the audience in the audience also laughed.

Although it was just a small burden, it made the audience laugh, which is enough to prove the hard work of Zhao Yun's performance.

Amid laughter from the audience, Zhao Yun continued: "Actually, it's not just chickens, there are also sika deers."

Yu Qian: "Yes."

Zhao Yun: "Little goat, big white rabbit."

Yu Qian: "Yes."

Zhao Yun: "Not only animals, but also a lot of vegetables."

Yu Qian: "It's convenient to eat."

Zhao Yun: “I raised a lot of chrysanthemums.”

Yu Qian: "."

At this moment, Yu Qian's face was speechless, and he said helplessly: "Look at what flowers I picked."

Zhao Yun: "You can contact me at any time when you have time, and I will take you to visit Uncle Yu's chrysanthemums."

Yu Qian: "Ah!"

"Ha ha!"

"Appreciate~"

There were laughter and applause from the audience.

Zhao Yun also had a smile on his face: "Actually, having said that, although I am not a real cross talk actor."

"But I also know that Uncle Yu is the only one in the cross talk world."

Yu Qian: "You got it."

Zhao Yun: "There is nothing wrong with this person, and there is nothing wrong with him."

Yu Qian: "There are no shortcomings."

Zhao Yun (stretching out his index finger and placing it on top of his head): "This person has advantages in every aspect."

Yu Qian: "Really?"

Zhao Yun: "I can't fault it, I treat people kindly, and I have a kind heart."

Yu Qian: "No, you wait for a while."

Zhao Yun didn't seem to hear him and continued: "Everyone agrees with being graceful and generous."

Yu Qian: "Wait!"

"What are you doing?"

Zhao Yun: "Let me use a lightning rod!"

"Don't hit me if you're talking nonsense."

Yu Qian: "As for being struck by lightning?"

Zhao Yun: "It's a joke, but it's true that Uncle Yu is a wealthy family."

Yu Qian waved his hand: "It's not a big family yet."

Zhao Yun: "Everyone knows that people in Kyoto live in courtyard houses."

Yu Qian: "What's the matter?"

Zhao Yun: "Everyone, not everyone can live in a courtyard house."

Yu Qian: "Really?"

Zhao Yun: "I always meet rich people and chat with them, saying that our yard is more than 3000 square meters."

Yu Qian: "Oh."

Zhao Yun: "You must live outside the eighteenth ring road."

Yu Qian: "Good guy, the [-]th Ring Road has gone abroad."

Zhao Yun: "Moreover, Uncle Yu's house not only has a courtyard house, but the location is also very good."

"If you are a native of Kyoto, you must know that there is a pimp alley on Qianmen Street in Kyoto."

Yu Qian: "Is there such a street?"

"I lost it, all the pimp alleys came out."

"I testify! As a native of Kyoto, there is indeed this alley."

"Haha, I don't study much, so don't lie to me. There is also a pimp alley?"

"My mother, it's a bit outrageous."

"Pimp Alley is okay."

"Hey! I find that every time Brother Yun talks about cross talk, it's like letting go of his instinct."

"Who says it isn't? Who knows what Brother Yun will say next."

"I almost forgot that this was the Spring Festival Gala. I thought it was a cross talk show."

The shaking of a burden once again caused a sensation in the audience and the live broadcast room, and they all wondered if there really was such a so-called pimp alley?
On the stage, Zhao Yun continued: "That alley belongs to the Yu family."

Yu Qian: "Our family."

Zhao Yun: "That's not what I bought now."

"Now you can't afford it either."

Yu Qian: "Not anymore."

Zhao Yun: "That is the ancestral property of that year!"

Yu Qian: "That's what the elders left behind."

Zhao Yun: "My ancestors were officials. In the Qing Dynasty, they were the Eight Banners."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu now can be regarded as a descendant of the eunuch after the Eight Banners!"

Yu Qian stared: "The descendant of the eunuch?"

(End of this chapter)