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Chapter 347: The Friendship of Dreams!

Chapter 347: The Friendship of Dreams!
Yu Qian: "It must be said that we have known each other since childhood, but you can't talk out of breath on purpose."

Zhao Yun: "Actually speaking, although I haven't known Uncle Yu for long, he treats me well."

Yu Qian: "How can you call it not thin?"

Zhao Yun: "Every time I go out with Uncle Yu, I stay with Uncle Yu and never spend any money."

Yu Qian: "You call me uncle, you should."

Zhao Yun: "There are so many should."

"Every time I go out to eat, people pay for it."

Yu Qian: "Ha, it's just a meal."

Zhao Yun: "Drink tea, people pay for it."

Yu Qian: "It should."

Zhao Yun: "Drinking, people pay for it."

Yu Qian: "Sit together."

Zhao Yun: "Even if you go to "that" place, you still have to pay for it."

Yu Qian suddenly looked confused: "Go to "that" place."

Zhao Yun: "Xinhua Bookstore!"

"What do you think?"

Yu Qian: "Ha, please speak carefully."

Zhao Yun: "Actually, Uncle Yu is not only rich, but also affectionate."

"He follows his father in this regard."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Zhao Yun: "Let's put it this way, when his father was young, he fell in love with any woman he could see."

Yu Qian: "."

"You call this affectionate."

Zhao Yun: "Later, when he saw it at home, he realized that this is not going to work. We have to find a way."

Yu Qian: "How do I do it?"

Zhao Yun: "After the family discussed it, they shaved his head and sent him to the temple to become a monk."

Yu Qian: "Become a monk."

Zhao Yun: "One morning, I saw six female benefactors offering incense."

Yu Qian: "Oh, that's it."

Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu follows his father."

Yu Qian: "Me too."

Zhao Yun: "12 years old! I fell in love with his cousin."

"My cousin's name is green tea!"

"Haha! The green tea whore is out."

"Brother Yun is really going to release his nature now."

"I really didn't see it, Brother Yun, who is gentle and gentle, why is he so outrageous when he releases his nature?"

"Interesting, this one is interesting."

"How did the emotional green tea bitch come about?"

"It's awesome!"

"I used to hear that brother Yun's cross talk is good, but now I hear it is really true!"

"."

There was laughter in the audience, this simple word made countless audiences laugh out loud, and made these overseas Chinese have another view of Zhao Yun.

On the stage, the cross talk continued.

Yu Qian: "Good guy, green tea bitch!"

"Don't come here, I understand this word."

Zhao Yun: "After all, you were young at that time and knew what to love and not to love."

Yu Qian: "Children are playing house."

Zhao Yun: "Later, I met the current Aunt Yu, and the two of them lived happily ever after."

Yu Qian: "My wife."

Zhao Yun: "May there be lovers in the world who will eventually get married. It's a pre-existing decision. Don't miss the marriage."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Zhao Yun: "Right now, the person who loves you the most in the world is Aunt Yu."

Yu Qian: "That should be."

Zhao Yun: "The second one who hurts you should be me."

Yu Qian: "Yes, we have a good relationship."

Zhao Yun: "I feel the same pain as Aunt Yu, just like relatives."

After the words fell, Yu Qian showed some unnatural expression on his face again: "Why do these words sound so awkward?"

Zhao Yun: "Sometimes Uncle Yu goes out to shoot movies, make movies and participate in performances."

"Once I went, for ten and a half months, my wife and I made seven or eight phone calls a day to ask when he would come back."

Yu Qian: "Ask me when I'll be back?"

Zhao Yun: "Whether by train, by plane, by high-speed rail or by bullet train."

"At that point, at that moment, the more detailed the better, don't surprise you in the middle of the night, it will scare people to death, you know?"

Yu Qian: "Okay, what are you going to ask, this is it."

Zhao Yun: "I know when you will come back, so I can tidy up your house and welcome you."

Yu Qian: "Is that true?"

Zhao Yun: "Oh, my sister-in-law is better than my mother, my uncle is better than my son, not to mention she is my aunt, so it must be like this."

Yu Qian: "That should be the case."

Zhao Yun: "Whenever I see Aunt Yu, I'm always polite and behaved."

When Zhao Yun spoke, he even bowed: "Hello, sister-in-law."

Yu Qian: "Look, there are still bows."

Zhao Yun: "When you see each other, it's like three autumns, one."

Yu Qian: "Ah, ah, you wait for a while, don't talk about it later."

"Appreciate~~~"

There was a roar from the audience.

"Haha, what the hell is it at first sight?"

"Could it be that Brother Yun is going to drive?"

"Looking at the situation, it seems that I really want to drive."

"Isn't this the car for the kindergarten? Is it too late for me to get off now?"

"Hey, it's really something to see now."

Amidst the clamor, Yu Qian on the stage was unhappy.

"Just wait for a while, let me correct your word."

Zhao Yun: "Tell me."

Yu Qian: "It's like not seeing each other for a day, like three autumns!"

Zhao Yun: "One of these four words is not many, and one is not. Is there any difference?"

Yu Qian: "That can't be done, it can't be said that it's messed up."

Zhao Yun: "All right, all right."

"Yu aunt, one day is like three autumns."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Zhao Yun: "Aunt Yu is also very generous and polite."

Yu Qian: "What did she say?"

Zhao Yun deliberately put on a charming smile: "Damn it, you haven't been here for a while."

Yu Qian: "Ham, why do I always feel that something is not simple."

Zhao Yun: "Ma'am, where is Uncle Yu?"

"You came just in time, you just left."

Yu Qian: "It's just right when I left."

"It's getting harder and harder."

Zhao Yun: "You can't talk nonsense, Aunt Yu and I have had dreams and are hypocritical."

Yu Qian: "Dream friendship?"

"That's a fateful friendship!"

"What kind of life-threatening friendship can you have with her?"

Zhao Yun: "Yes, Uncle Yu and I have a fateful friendship."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Zhao Yun: "For example, I usually don't like drinking very much."

"However, once Uncle Yu said to come to drink, then I definitely can't refuse."

"From twelve o'clock at noon, I can drink until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night."

Yu Qian: "The relationship is good."

Zhao Yun: "Although I'm sleepy and tired, I feel boring, but I still have to hold on to drink with Uncle Yu."

Yu Qian: "Let's chat."

Zhao Yun: "Let's keep our friendship here."

"Drinking in a daze, someone sent a message on the phone."

Yu Qian: "Who is here?"

Zhao Yun: "His wife sent me one or three photos."

Yu Qian: "Did she send you a photo at midnight?"

Zhao Yun: "Don't get me wrong, what I sent is a picture, on which is a clock, and it happens to be three o'clock on the clock."

Yu Qian: "Look at how awkward this is."

Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu, look at this."

As he spoke, Zhao Yun deliberately raised his palm up in front of Yu Qian.

Yu Qian: "Why go so high?"

Zhao Yun: "Good guy!"

Yu Qian: "What do you mean? What do I want to do now?"

"What's wrong with your phone turning into a demon mirror?"

(End of this chapter)

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