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Chapter 349 Sweating profusely!
Chapter 349 Sweating profusely!
On the stage, the cross talk continued.
Zhao Yun opened his mouth and said, "It's better to drag Uncle Yu away from more than 40 old ladies and go back to the house."
Yu Qian: "It's really not easy."
Zhao Yun: "As soon as I went upstairs, Uncle Yu's nose and tears came down."
Yu Qian: "This is a cold."
Zhao Yun: "Seeing that he has a fever, Aunt Yu really loves him."
Yu Qian: "Yes."
Zhao Yun: "Aunt Yu looked at Uncle Yu and said, listen to me, take medicine when you have a fever, but never take western medicine."
Yu Qian: "Why?"
Zhao Yun: "Western medicine hurts your kidneys, let me boil some traditional Chinese medicine for you."
"A bowl of traditional Chinese medicine for two hours."
Yu Qian: "It takes a lot of work."
Zhao Yun: "Da Lang, you should drink him."
Yu Qian: "Oh."
Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu is struggling here, he is still muttering, waiting for my brother Wu Song to come back."
"At this time, I will be in the outhouse with Grandma Liu."
Yu Qian: "Why are you there again! That's where you are!"
"Don't meddle, it's all Pan Jinlian's business."
Zhao Yun: "Aunt Yu made me a big bowl too."
"This bowl of yours is ginseng soup, from ginseng."
"However, when I caught it, I heard a slap when I didn't catch it."
Yu Qian: "Yo."
Zhao Yun: "This bowl is all broken."
"Ugh"
"I haven't finished saying a word, but Aunt Yu has spoken."
Yu Qian: "What did you say?"
Zhao Yun: "I just heard from Aunt Yu that it's all right, I'll just have another "bowl" with you."
Suddenly Yu Qian was stunned.
Hearing the continuous yelling from the audience, he shook his head: "You have a problem with your speech, what do you mean by having a bowl with you?"
Zhao Yun also smiled: "Chinese medicine."
"Don't think too much, everyone, the relationship between the two is very good."
"I remember who said it, when they first met."
Yu Qian: "What's wrong?"
Zhao Yun: "Do you still remember when you two met for the first time?"
Yu Qian: "Meeting you for the first time?"
Zhao Yun: "It was the third day of June at that time. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you know that the summer in Kyoto is too hot. It's uncomfortable for people who are hot."
Yu Qian: "It's stuffy."
Zhao Yun: "That was more than 20 years ago. At that time, not every house had air conditioning."
Yu Qian: "They all use fans."
Zhao Yun: "Even though it's twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, it makes people uncomfortable."
Yu Qian: "That's right."
Zhao Yun: "It's too hot, Mr. Yu wants to go out to get some fresh air."
Yu Qian: "It's cool outside."
Zhao Yun: "When Uncle Yu just came out, he saw his wife."
Yu Qian: "I saw my wife at this time!"
Zhao Yun: "That's right, she's standing under the electric pole, and it's too hot."
Yu Qian: "Everyone is hot."
Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu was wiping away his sweat, and when he turned around, he saw your daughter-in-law standing on the pole."
"But it wasn't your daughter-in-law at the time."
Yu Qian: "Of course."
Zhao Yun: "When Uncle Yu turned his head and saw this girl, he was sweating profusely."
Yu Qian: "Everyone is hot."
Zhao Yun: "The key is that you still know all these big "sweats"."
Yu Qian: "Yeah"
As soon as the words fell, Yu Qian reacted suddenly: "What sweat! I just realized it."
"That's called running into a bad guy."
Zhao Yun: "Yes! I met a bad guy."
"Uncle Yu sees that the opportunity has come, a hero to save the beauty."
"Three strikes, five divisions and two beat the bad guys away."
Yu Qian: "I was young and strong at the time."
Zhao Yun: "The bad guy was beaten away, and the girl at that time, that is, your later daughter-in-law, was so moved that she couldn't do it anymore."
Yu Qian: "Yes."
Zhao Yun: "The girl thanked me again and again."
"However, Uncle Yu was very forthright at the time, he waved his hand and said it's nothing to worry about."
"Just looking at it through the streetlight."
Yu Qian: "What's the matter?"
Zhao Yun: "Looking at beauties under the lamp, the more energetic you look."
Yu Qian: "Hey."
Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu "fixed" his eyes, this girl is white and clean, and she is tall"
Before Zhao Yun could finish speaking, Yu Qian hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, don't describe it anymore."
"I'll correct you again."
Zhao Yun: "What?"
Yu Qian: "That's called taking a closer look!"
Zhao Yun: "What did I say?"
Yu Qian: "You mean to take a closer look."
Zhao Yun: "Is there any difference?"
Yu Qian was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time before he opened his mouth and said, "There is a big difference. According to what you said, I should bend down to see her."
Zhao Yun: "Oh~~"
"Just take a closer look."
"Uncle Yu took a closer look, waved his hands and said, it's nothing serious."
Yu Qian: "Small things."
Zhao Yun: "At first glance, the girl is also a good girl who is educated, educated, and looked at Uncle Yu and asked."
"Sir, what's your name?"
"My name is Yu Qian!"
"Uncle Yu also asked, what's your name?"
Yu Qian: "What's the name?"
Zhao Yun: "The girl said, my English name is "John"."
Yu Qian: "Huh, huh?"
"You are wrong! I just realized that the sweat on her body just now was due to her appointment."
"Does the eldest girl have a name "John"?"
Zhao Yun: "Your sister is still called Jack."
Yu Qian: "I've never heard of it. Is there a girl named John?"
Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu asked again, what is your Chinese name?"
"I just heard the girl say boldly, my name is Wang! Gang! Egg!"
"Haha, Wang Gangdan! This name is too spicy."
"When I heard this name, I thought of what this girl looked like. It probably scared me to death."
"There is John in the front, and Wang Gangdan in the back. What is it all about?"
"I laughed so hard, it's the first time I've had fun with a name."
"If you really want to have fun, I suggest you find Brother Yun and ask Brother Yun to take you to "that" place."
"."
There was a lot of laughter in the audience, and the stage continued.
Zhao Yun: "Oh, what a graceful name."
Yu Qian: "You call this graceful."
Zhao Yun: "The girl said, this is just changed, it sounds better, it sounds much better than the original one."
Yu Qian: "So what's the name?"
Zhao Yun: "So it's called Wang Yuan'e."
Yu Qian: "Does this name have any meaning?"
Zhao Yun: "Girl said, we have three sisters in total. The eldest sister is called Wang Yuanya, the second sister is called Wang Yuanji, and I am called Wang Yuan'e."
Yu Qian: "Sisters, arrange them according to poultry."
Zhao Yun: "My father's name is Wang Vulture."
Yu Qian: "Hey! I'll catch you all to death"
Zhao Yun: "At that time, Uncle Yu didn't understand. He looked at the girl and asked, those three words."
"The girl writes three words with a pen."
Yu Qian: "Those three words."
Zhao Yun: "The surname is Wang, the yuan of one yuan, the goose of chickens, ducks and geese."
"After finishing writing, hand it to Uncle Yu."
"Uncle Yu will read it when he takes it."
Yu Qian: "How do you read it?"
Zhao Yun: "Play with me!"
Yu Qian: "Fuck you."
(End of this chapter)
On the stage, the cross talk continued.
Zhao Yun opened his mouth and said, "It's better to drag Uncle Yu away from more than 40 old ladies and go back to the house."
Yu Qian: "It's really not easy."
Zhao Yun: "As soon as I went upstairs, Uncle Yu's nose and tears came down."
Yu Qian: "This is a cold."
Zhao Yun: "Seeing that he has a fever, Aunt Yu really loves him."
Yu Qian: "Yes."
Zhao Yun: "Aunt Yu looked at Uncle Yu and said, listen to me, take medicine when you have a fever, but never take western medicine."
Yu Qian: "Why?"
Zhao Yun: "Western medicine hurts your kidneys, let me boil some traditional Chinese medicine for you."
"A bowl of traditional Chinese medicine for two hours."
Yu Qian: "It takes a lot of work."
Zhao Yun: "Da Lang, you should drink him."
Yu Qian: "Oh."
Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu is struggling here, he is still muttering, waiting for my brother Wu Song to come back."
"At this time, I will be in the outhouse with Grandma Liu."
Yu Qian: "Why are you there again! That's where you are!"
"Don't meddle, it's all Pan Jinlian's business."
Zhao Yun: "Aunt Yu made me a big bowl too."
"This bowl of yours is ginseng soup, from ginseng."
"However, when I caught it, I heard a slap when I didn't catch it."
Yu Qian: "Yo."
Zhao Yun: "This bowl is all broken."
"Ugh"
"I haven't finished saying a word, but Aunt Yu has spoken."
Yu Qian: "What did you say?"
Zhao Yun: "I just heard from Aunt Yu that it's all right, I'll just have another "bowl" with you."
Suddenly Yu Qian was stunned.
Hearing the continuous yelling from the audience, he shook his head: "You have a problem with your speech, what do you mean by having a bowl with you?"
Zhao Yun also smiled: "Chinese medicine."
"Don't think too much, everyone, the relationship between the two is very good."
"I remember who said it, when they first met."
Yu Qian: "What's wrong?"
Zhao Yun: "Do you still remember when you two met for the first time?"
Yu Qian: "Meeting you for the first time?"
Zhao Yun: "It was the third day of June at that time. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you know that the summer in Kyoto is too hot. It's uncomfortable for people who are hot."
Yu Qian: "It's stuffy."
Zhao Yun: "That was more than 20 years ago. At that time, not every house had air conditioning."
Yu Qian: "They all use fans."
Zhao Yun: "Even though it's twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, it makes people uncomfortable."
Yu Qian: "That's right."
Zhao Yun: "It's too hot, Mr. Yu wants to go out to get some fresh air."
Yu Qian: "It's cool outside."
Zhao Yun: "When Uncle Yu just came out, he saw his wife."
Yu Qian: "I saw my wife at this time!"
Zhao Yun: "That's right, she's standing under the electric pole, and it's too hot."
Yu Qian: "Everyone is hot."
Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu was wiping away his sweat, and when he turned around, he saw your daughter-in-law standing on the pole."
"But it wasn't your daughter-in-law at the time."
Yu Qian: "Of course."
Zhao Yun: "When Uncle Yu turned his head and saw this girl, he was sweating profusely."
Yu Qian: "Everyone is hot."
Zhao Yun: "The key is that you still know all these big "sweats"."
Yu Qian: "Yeah"
As soon as the words fell, Yu Qian reacted suddenly: "What sweat! I just realized it."
"That's called running into a bad guy."
Zhao Yun: "Yes! I met a bad guy."
"Uncle Yu sees that the opportunity has come, a hero to save the beauty."
"Three strikes, five divisions and two beat the bad guys away."
Yu Qian: "I was young and strong at the time."
Zhao Yun: "The bad guy was beaten away, and the girl at that time, that is, your later daughter-in-law, was so moved that she couldn't do it anymore."
Yu Qian: "Yes."
Zhao Yun: "The girl thanked me again and again."
"However, Uncle Yu was very forthright at the time, he waved his hand and said it's nothing to worry about."
"Just looking at it through the streetlight."
Yu Qian: "What's the matter?"
Zhao Yun: "Looking at beauties under the lamp, the more energetic you look."
Yu Qian: "Hey."
Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu "fixed" his eyes, this girl is white and clean, and she is tall"
Before Zhao Yun could finish speaking, Yu Qian hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, don't describe it anymore."
"I'll correct you again."
Zhao Yun: "What?"
Yu Qian: "That's called taking a closer look!"
Zhao Yun: "What did I say?"
Yu Qian: "You mean to take a closer look."
Zhao Yun: "Is there any difference?"
Yu Qian was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time before he opened his mouth and said, "There is a big difference. According to what you said, I should bend down to see her."
Zhao Yun: "Oh~~"
"Just take a closer look."
"Uncle Yu took a closer look, waved his hands and said, it's nothing serious."
Yu Qian: "Small things."
Zhao Yun: "At first glance, the girl is also a good girl who is educated, educated, and looked at Uncle Yu and asked."
"Sir, what's your name?"
"My name is Yu Qian!"
"Uncle Yu also asked, what's your name?"
Yu Qian: "What's the name?"
Zhao Yun: "The girl said, my English name is "John"."
Yu Qian: "Huh, huh?"
"You are wrong! I just realized that the sweat on her body just now was due to her appointment."
"Does the eldest girl have a name "John"?"
Zhao Yun: "Your sister is still called Jack."
Yu Qian: "I've never heard of it. Is there a girl named John?"
Zhao Yun: "Uncle Yu asked again, what is your Chinese name?"
"I just heard the girl say boldly, my name is Wang! Gang! Egg!"
"Haha, Wang Gangdan! This name is too spicy."
"When I heard this name, I thought of what this girl looked like. It probably scared me to death."
"There is John in the front, and Wang Gangdan in the back. What is it all about?"
"I laughed so hard, it's the first time I've had fun with a name."
"If you really want to have fun, I suggest you find Brother Yun and ask Brother Yun to take you to "that" place."
"."
There was a lot of laughter in the audience, and the stage continued.
Zhao Yun: "Oh, what a graceful name."
Yu Qian: "You call this graceful."
Zhao Yun: "The girl said, this is just changed, it sounds better, it sounds much better than the original one."
Yu Qian: "So what's the name?"
Zhao Yun: "So it's called Wang Yuan'e."
Yu Qian: "Does this name have any meaning?"
Zhao Yun: "Girl said, we have three sisters in total. The eldest sister is called Wang Yuanya, the second sister is called Wang Yuanji, and I am called Wang Yuan'e."
Yu Qian: "Sisters, arrange them according to poultry."
Zhao Yun: "My father's name is Wang Vulture."
Yu Qian: "Hey! I'll catch you all to death"
Zhao Yun: "At that time, Uncle Yu didn't understand. He looked at the girl and asked, those three words."
"The girl writes three words with a pen."
Yu Qian: "Those three words."
Zhao Yun: "The surname is Wang, the yuan of one yuan, the goose of chickens, ducks and geese."
"After finishing writing, hand it to Uncle Yu."
"Uncle Yu will read it when he takes it."
Yu Qian: "How do you read it?"
Zhao Yun: "Play with me!"
Yu Qian: "Fuck you."
(End of this chapter)
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