The strongest cross-border host

Chapter 29 Woman, woman! (2 is more safe, if you don't give tickets, I won't do three more!)
Lin Pingfan backed away in a slightly exaggerated manner, pretending to be scared. Wu Xiaofei looked at Lin Pingfan's face and made a haha ​​to indicate that Lin Pingfan's performance was really clumsy. Then he took off his apron and put it away. She dragged her to the kitchen and brought out the delicious food she had prepared.

Then Lin Pingfan heard Wu Xiaofei calling him in the living room. It seemed possible. No, he was calling Lin Pingfan. Otherwise, who could he call him? Come."

Although he ate it just now, seeing the delicacy Wu Xiaofei specially made for him, Lin Pingfan rubbed his stomach, thanking himself for not eating too much. Weight, there is no way, in order to be on the show, to be a glamorous host, to appear in front of the TV, all these must be paid, if you don’t want to pay, you want to pay back, where is the delusion.

Lin Pingfan patted his belly: "Hey, if you break the rules a little today and eat a little more, I'll treat it as a holiday and reward you."

After Wu Xiaofei yelled twice in the living room, Lin Pingfan took off his suit, put it on the chair, loosened his tie, changed into his casual clothes, came to the dining table in the living room, and looked at the four dishes and one dish on the table. Soup, Lin Pingfan swallowed, and gave Wu Xiaofei a thumbs up to Wu Xiaofei who was sitting there looking at him proudly.

Wu Xiaofei laughed loudly, then nodded, and said in a pretendingly deep tone: "You can teach me a child, the young man is quite sensible, come here, move your chopsticks to your heart's content today, this is made by my lord Wu Xiaofei, candy Vinegar pork ribs, hot and sour potato shreds, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, stir-fried meat with chili peppers, plus a seaweed egg drop soup, enjoy the favor that Queen Wu bestows on you."

Lin Pingfan brought chopsticks from the kitchen and handed them to Wu Xiaofei. Wu Xiaofei took them and filled Lin Pingfan with soup. There were a lot of seaweed and egg flowers, which was enough to show Wu Xiaofei's thoughts.

In this situation, what else can Lin Pingfan say, eat, not only to eat, but also to eat extravagantly, wolfing down is not enough to express one's inner satisfaction, and not stammering to say what one likes in one's heart is not enough To satisfy Wu Xiaofei.

Lin Pingfan lightly loosened his trouser belt with his hands while picking up vegetables with chopsticks. There was no other way. People tightened their trouser belts to eat less or even not to eat. It was because they were hungry, but in the current situation, he dared not Don't let go, I'm afraid I won't give face!
Lin Pingfan said to Wu Xiaofei who was sitting here quietly and slowly drinking the soup, but his eyes were erratic as if he was secretly watching Lin Pingfan's reaction, "Xiaofei, I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be good. , you don’t run a restaurant at home, right? Let me tell you about this skill, it’s really delicious compared to the skills of the chefs in hotels I’ve eaten before!”

Only then did Wu Xiaofei pretend that he had just discovered that what he did was okay, and said calmly: "Oh, this is the most basic thing. With my genius-like brain, it's not enough to learn some fancy things. It's a piece of cake, eat it quickly, it's almost cold."

Only then did Lin Pingfan continue to eat, although the question of the dishes was the same, and there were some deficiencies, but some meals really cannot be judged by the taste. In Lin Pingfan's eyes, these are not just some tastes Unsatisfactory meals, these are gifts filled with Wu Xiaofei's heart.

After resisting the feeling of fullness for a long time, Lin Pingfan hiccupped, "Hi, uh, your cooking is so delicious, you don't mind if you accidentally eat too much, I ruined it on your behalf." The image of a perfect man in my heart."

"I believe you, you bastard, you are a very bad old man, and you have the face to say that you are a perfect man, and I am the perfect dream lover in a girl's heart. You are a ball."

"Tch, you are fascinated by yourself, and feel sad for you. You don't even think about a handsome guy dangling in front of your eyes every day. I guess you will die alone in the future."

Wu Xiaofei crossed his legs and sat on the sofa in the living room. As for the chores of cleaning the dishes and cleaning the table, Lin Pingfan was of course responsible for it. One was responsible for the bedding and cooking and the other was responsible for the aftermath. There was nothing wrong with it.

After Lin Pingfan cleaned up and just dried his hands, he saw Wu Xiaofei looking at Lin Pingfan with curiosity in his eyes, which made Lin Pingfan take a step back a little bit embarrassed, wondering what Wu Xiaofei was doing. Moth, then asked Wu Xiaofei in this state suspiciously, "Why, why is it gone, why are you looking at me like this, I didn't get it on me when I was washing the dishes just now."

After saying that, Lin Pingfan looked at himself, Wu Xiaofei opened his eyes and said: "Hey, don't you know, in 34 days it will be the third anniversary of our acquaintance. You actually forgot about such an important day. Sure enough, Men are all animals that rely on their lower body to think, so it doesn’t matter whether they need something like a brain or not.”

Lin Pingfan: "······"

Does this kind of thing need to be accurate to 34 days later? Oh my god, Lin Pingfan is a little crazy. Who would have thought that Wu Xiaofei would suddenly say something like this at this time. After 34 days, your old man has a really good memory !

It's over, Lin Pingfan knew that he was greeted with another cruel and inhuman criticism conference, maybe find a program such as a Tucao conference, there should be no such type of program in this world, far away, Lin Pingfan closed his eyes Prepare to wait for Wu Xiaofei's lecture.

But this time, Wu Xiaofei did not preach to Lin Pingfan like before. Instead, he said to Lin Pingfan: "Forget it this time, but if you forget it when the time comes, humph, don't blame me for being unkind."

"Okay, okay, how can I forget it, I have already written it down in the small notebook on the phone, don't worry, I will definitely not forget this kind of thing, there are still 34 days, right?"

Wu Xiaofei's eyes widened, and he shouted: "As expected, you forgot, there are still 56 days to go, don't you care about it, forget it, right? You just forgot our friendship! I'll tell you this matter will never end!"

"Damn it, oh my god!" Lin Pingfan covered his head, knowing that this matter would not be so simple, and Wu Xiaofei had dug him into the trap, and he was desperate.

After going through a series of verbal attacks, Lin Pingfan was put back in his room by Wu Xiaofei, and Lin Pingfan lay on his bed. It was too late today.

, it was getting late, and after playing around with Wu Xiaofei for a long time, I was really tired. As for his own program, Lin Pingfan didn't bother to think about it. Anyway, he would know tomorrow, so thinking about it was useless, so he might as well go to sleep.

(End of this chapter)