Hong Kong Island King Fried
Chapter 163 How to Attract a Sex Demon
Chapter 163 How to Attract a Sex Demon
Brother You is like this. He always likes to mix supernatural and science, and uses science to explain supernatural events, and he speaks seriously.
It feels as if the bully is clearly stated: You don’t understand anyway, so what I say is just baa.
People who listen to it often have a confused face at the beginning.
Such as Han Bin and Han Bo.
"Newton's law, hey, buddy, it's a scam now! Why do you want to involve Newton's law?" Han Bin asked.
Brother You looked Han Bin up and down, then looked at the group of tough Hong Xing boys who were frightened and turned pale, and asked, "Big brother, I see that you are full of evil energy and blood. Holding a watermelon knife again, it must be someone from the quack?"
"Yeah." Han Bin nodded blankly, not knowing what he was going to say.
"Then if you cut off someone's leg in the rivers and lakes, can you still stand up with a red stick or something?" Brother You asked.
"Ok?"
"That is to say, if a corpse or a person jumps from such a tall building, according to Newton's second and third theorem, his bones will definitely not be able to bear it, and they will definitely break. If the leg bone is broken , Zombies can't even stand up!"
Brother You paused: "Of course, the bones and muscles of Zombie King, Powerful Zombie, etc. will indeed become harder after becoming a zombie. However, according to your description, the other party has just faked the corpse not long ago, so it will not be too hard." .”
Han Bin probably understood the meaning, but still cast a slightly puzzled and pleading look at Lin Jiajun.
"Newton's second law is the principle of acceleration due to gravity, and the third law is that forces are mutual."
Lin Jiajun gave a simple explanation and did not expect Han Bin to understand. Instead, he explained to Brother You: "The other party is also holding a big black umbrella!"
"Yes, yes, master, since you believe in science, tell me, is it possible that the other party used the black umbrella as a parachute? From upstairs, the black umbrella is huge!" Hua Gulong said.
"Umbrellas are used as parachutes. That doesn't conform to science. They only appear in cartoons." Brother You frowned slightly: "Speaking of the big black umbrella, I think of a legend."
"What's the legend?" Several people's eyes widened.
"Umbrellas, in the superstitions of the older generation, have many meanings, one of which is to allow souls to walk in the world without being harmed by yang energy. However, a black umbrella may not be necessary."
"That's right, that's OK!" Lin Zhongfa nodded hastily.
Brother You glanced at him, and continued: "About the legend of the black umbrella, the most famous one is the umbrella spirit. This kind of thing can't be defined specifically, it may be the soul, or it may be resentment, it can be regarded as a special kind. Ghosts, in short, entrust their own existence in an umbrella. If this is an umbrella spirit, it is entirely possible to jump from such a high height without getting hurt."
"Wait a minute!" Han Bo's eyes widened and he recalled: "The whole thing is now involving two people. The big black umbrella should belong to the short man before. He was jumped by the immortal and then disappeared. When we come, , I saw a monster eating people in the room! After that, a woman cheated and jumped off the building, holding a black umbrella."
Brother You thought about it seriously, and finally said: "It's useless to guess these things now. The key is to find that woman and the black umbrella, and the matter will naturally be clear!"
"Yes, yes, master, please take care of me."
Han Bo took out a large stack of money from his pocket and stuffed it to Brother You, and said depressingly: "I lived by collecting rent from these buildings, and now such a weird thing happened, if it can't be solved, who will dare to pay in the future?" Rent my house? Please do me a favor and get it done!"
"so."
Brother You took out a yellow paper talisman drawn with cinnabar from his bosom, and handed it to Han Bo: "In the past few days, take this safe talisman with you, and remember, if a stranger calls your name at night, don't call it immediately." Turn around; on weekdays, treat people politely, don't bully people, especially good people; by the way, and ah, don't mess with women, especially beautiful women who take the initiative to send to your door!"
Han Bo took the spell and repeated Brother You's words: "Oh, be polite, don't bully people, don't mess with women, understand, understand, just be a good person, I'm OK, when my old man is alive, he will Always taught me me, to be a good person. Thank you Master!"
Lin Jiajun looked at Han Bo, then at Han Bin, shook his head and said, "Teaching to be a good person all day long, but you end up teaching a son of a black-hearted charterer, and two grandsons of club bosses? Or are ghosts and ghosts able to educate, and everyone persuades them with practical actions?" People are kind, as long as you are a good person, you will not be harmed."
"Damn it, the bowl cake I took to the orphanage was eaten by dogs." Han Bin snorted.
"It doesn't matter whether the dog eats the bowl cake or not. The important thing is that we can't let that split pretty girl wander around now, otherwise you don't know what kind of accident will happen next!" Brother You said.
"You mean, she can still harm people?" Lin Jiajun asked.
Speaking of which, Lin Jiajun is not very resistant to demons and ghosts now, because all the ghosts he has encountered, whether they are souls or evil spirits like mourning, seem to have 'brains' and can communicate.
As long as you can communicate, you'll be fine.
What the police hate the most is the kind of 'perverted lunatic' who has no logic in his behavior and no clear purpose.
This kind of person cannot judge what he is going to do, and even before solving the case, he cannot guess the motive of his behavior. Therefore, he is very harmful and it is very difficult to solve the case.
From the current point of view, even if it is a big funeral, it doesn't seem to be very 'evil'.
The worst thing he ever did was messing with Lin Zhongfa's wife and taking away half of his lifespan. This was Lin Zhongfa's own promise.
Regardless of everyone's different positions, identities and races, if we look at it from an objective and fair perspective, ghosts are not that scary.
That split pretty girl, after all, is the perpetrator, but also the victim. Is it worse than a big funeral?
"To die like you said, with people cut open and internal organs eaten, there must be a lot of resentment. Besides, she did the fairy dance before, which shows that she is not a good person! Just like what this guy said just now, making a chicken, They are unwilling to keep their feet on the ground and only think about doing evil things to harm others. After becoming a ghost, they will definitely get worse!" Brother You said.
"Then how do you find it?" Lin Jiajun spread his hands.
Brother You thought for a while and said, "Next, don't let other people participate. Ah Jun, I'm in a hurry to go out, and I'm very hungry now, why don't we find a place to eat first, and then discuss what to do. The two of you Boss, if your men notice anything unusual, or if the tenant spots that pretty girl nearby, please notify me as soon as possible."
"Alright."
……
……
After temporarily leaving the Mong Kok apartment, Lin Jiajun drove directly to Chen Kee Tea Restaurant in a car again.
So, to do business, you still need to have enough hard goods. There are no beautiful girls or special clothes here in Chen Ji. It’s just the traditional snacks on Hong Kong Island, but Lin Jiajun will come here every time.
On the contrary, the one-person restaurant opposite the police station, although there are peerless beauties, but after eating a few times, it feels ordinary. Except for the special smell of custard buns, everything else is ordinary, so after seldom go.
Closer to home, Brother You said he was hungry. It was not a secret signal, but he was really hungry. He was called out in the middle of the night, and his stomach growled like a hungry wolf. He ate a dozen egg tarts before he burped , wipe your mouth.
"Ah Jun, tell me, if your police station encounters a perverted pervert, what would you normally do without any clues?" He asked.
It's a coincidence that since Lin Jiajun became a police officer, he has experienced all kinds of vicious cases, but he has never taken on the sex demon case...
The only time it was considered relevant was when those big circles smuggled in and robbed a yacht at sea, but they ran into each other on the street and were shot dead by Lin Jiajun, and the tools of the crime were confiscated.
Probably Zhu Mei'e knew that Lin Jiajun had a violent personality, was fond of murdering people, often had his head shot off, and would confiscate other people's crime tools at every turn, so she didn't even hand over the sex demon case to him.
Anyway, really no experience.
"I know I know!"
Hua Gulong replied: "I have watched many Hong Kong movies, such as Sister Tuoqiang, Temptation in Uniform, Barefoot Horror, The Last Lamb, The Strange Case of Three Wolves, etc. Every time there is a case of a sex monster and I can't find a clue, I will We must send policewomen to dress up very coquettishly, to attract the pervert to appear, and to lure the snake out of the hole!"
As he spoke, his eyes lit up: "By the way, Brother Jun, Sister Ninth is best suited to do this kind of thing!"
"This time we're going to catch a female ghost!" Lin Jiajun said.
"Yes, yes, based on my experience in looking at women, Ninth Sister may be more interested in women than men, so I say she is more suitable!" Hua Gulong said.
"Fuck, is there something wrong with you two?!"
Dasang finally couldn't bear it anymore, floated up from the top of his head in the forest, pointed to his nose, and said angrily: "I've said it all, I'll take care of this girl! Now since I want to lure her out, of course I am the most suitable." Speaking of which, among the ghosts, I can be regarded as heroic and handsome, everyone is evil spirits, so am I afraid of her?!"
"Brother Fa, your illness is getting worse!" Hua Gulong patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "Are you trying to make women unable to bear it? At worst, I'll treat you once."
"Shut up!" Lin Jiajun slapped the table: "Listen to Brother You!"
"Actually, what they said is quite right, it is to lure the snake out of the hole."
Brother You pointed at the strange creatures in front of him with his fingers: "You guys are all born with weird physiques. You are all cheap and lustful but full of luck. Go find the ghost, maybe all the ghosts will come to you, so let's work together to lure out this female ghost!"
"Did you hear that you are cheap and lustful, and it's time to seduce female ghosts!" Lin Jiajun said.
"Ajun, you go too." Brother You said.
"Forehead?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Jiajun felt a ding-dong in his heart.
"Task: Solve the problem of splitting the pretty girl's umbrella spirit.
Reward: A little spiritual power, a little character attribute.
Explanation: This pretty girl can only be regarded as an evil spirit, but the umbrella in her hand has a mysterious origin! "
(End of this chapter)
Brother You is like this. He always likes to mix supernatural and science, and uses science to explain supernatural events, and he speaks seriously.
It feels as if the bully is clearly stated: You don’t understand anyway, so what I say is just baa.
People who listen to it often have a confused face at the beginning.
Such as Han Bin and Han Bo.
"Newton's law, hey, buddy, it's a scam now! Why do you want to involve Newton's law?" Han Bin asked.
Brother You looked Han Bin up and down, then looked at the group of tough Hong Xing boys who were frightened and turned pale, and asked, "Big brother, I see that you are full of evil energy and blood. Holding a watermelon knife again, it must be someone from the quack?"
"Yeah." Han Bin nodded blankly, not knowing what he was going to say.
"Then if you cut off someone's leg in the rivers and lakes, can you still stand up with a red stick or something?" Brother You asked.
"Ok?"
"That is to say, if a corpse or a person jumps from such a tall building, according to Newton's second and third theorem, his bones will definitely not be able to bear it, and they will definitely break. If the leg bone is broken , Zombies can't even stand up!"
Brother You paused: "Of course, the bones and muscles of Zombie King, Powerful Zombie, etc. will indeed become harder after becoming a zombie. However, according to your description, the other party has just faked the corpse not long ago, so it will not be too hard." .”
Han Bin probably understood the meaning, but still cast a slightly puzzled and pleading look at Lin Jiajun.
"Newton's second law is the principle of acceleration due to gravity, and the third law is that forces are mutual."
Lin Jiajun gave a simple explanation and did not expect Han Bin to understand. Instead, he explained to Brother You: "The other party is also holding a big black umbrella!"
"Yes, yes, master, since you believe in science, tell me, is it possible that the other party used the black umbrella as a parachute? From upstairs, the black umbrella is huge!" Hua Gulong said.
"Umbrellas are used as parachutes. That doesn't conform to science. They only appear in cartoons." Brother You frowned slightly: "Speaking of the big black umbrella, I think of a legend."
"What's the legend?" Several people's eyes widened.
"Umbrellas, in the superstitions of the older generation, have many meanings, one of which is to allow souls to walk in the world without being harmed by yang energy. However, a black umbrella may not be necessary."
"That's right, that's OK!" Lin Zhongfa nodded hastily.
Brother You glanced at him, and continued: "About the legend of the black umbrella, the most famous one is the umbrella spirit. This kind of thing can't be defined specifically, it may be the soul, or it may be resentment, it can be regarded as a special kind. Ghosts, in short, entrust their own existence in an umbrella. If this is an umbrella spirit, it is entirely possible to jump from such a high height without getting hurt."
"Wait a minute!" Han Bo's eyes widened and he recalled: "The whole thing is now involving two people. The big black umbrella should belong to the short man before. He was jumped by the immortal and then disappeared. When we come, , I saw a monster eating people in the room! After that, a woman cheated and jumped off the building, holding a black umbrella."
Brother You thought about it seriously, and finally said: "It's useless to guess these things now. The key is to find that woman and the black umbrella, and the matter will naturally be clear!"
"Yes, yes, master, please take care of me."
Han Bo took out a large stack of money from his pocket and stuffed it to Brother You, and said depressingly: "I lived by collecting rent from these buildings, and now such a weird thing happened, if it can't be solved, who will dare to pay in the future?" Rent my house? Please do me a favor and get it done!"
"so."
Brother You took out a yellow paper talisman drawn with cinnabar from his bosom, and handed it to Han Bo: "In the past few days, take this safe talisman with you, and remember, if a stranger calls your name at night, don't call it immediately." Turn around; on weekdays, treat people politely, don't bully people, especially good people; by the way, and ah, don't mess with women, especially beautiful women who take the initiative to send to your door!"
Han Bo took the spell and repeated Brother You's words: "Oh, be polite, don't bully people, don't mess with women, understand, understand, just be a good person, I'm OK, when my old man is alive, he will Always taught me me, to be a good person. Thank you Master!"
Lin Jiajun looked at Han Bo, then at Han Bin, shook his head and said, "Teaching to be a good person all day long, but you end up teaching a son of a black-hearted charterer, and two grandsons of club bosses? Or are ghosts and ghosts able to educate, and everyone persuades them with practical actions?" People are kind, as long as you are a good person, you will not be harmed."
"Damn it, the bowl cake I took to the orphanage was eaten by dogs." Han Bin snorted.
"It doesn't matter whether the dog eats the bowl cake or not. The important thing is that we can't let that split pretty girl wander around now, otherwise you don't know what kind of accident will happen next!" Brother You said.
"You mean, she can still harm people?" Lin Jiajun asked.
Speaking of which, Lin Jiajun is not very resistant to demons and ghosts now, because all the ghosts he has encountered, whether they are souls or evil spirits like mourning, seem to have 'brains' and can communicate.
As long as you can communicate, you'll be fine.
What the police hate the most is the kind of 'perverted lunatic' who has no logic in his behavior and no clear purpose.
This kind of person cannot judge what he is going to do, and even before solving the case, he cannot guess the motive of his behavior. Therefore, he is very harmful and it is very difficult to solve the case.
From the current point of view, even if it is a big funeral, it doesn't seem to be very 'evil'.
The worst thing he ever did was messing with Lin Zhongfa's wife and taking away half of his lifespan. This was Lin Zhongfa's own promise.
Regardless of everyone's different positions, identities and races, if we look at it from an objective and fair perspective, ghosts are not that scary.
That split pretty girl, after all, is the perpetrator, but also the victim. Is it worse than a big funeral?
"To die like you said, with people cut open and internal organs eaten, there must be a lot of resentment. Besides, she did the fairy dance before, which shows that she is not a good person! Just like what this guy said just now, making a chicken, They are unwilling to keep their feet on the ground and only think about doing evil things to harm others. After becoming a ghost, they will definitely get worse!" Brother You said.
"Then how do you find it?" Lin Jiajun spread his hands.
Brother You thought for a while and said, "Next, don't let other people participate. Ah Jun, I'm in a hurry to go out, and I'm very hungry now, why don't we find a place to eat first, and then discuss what to do. The two of you Boss, if your men notice anything unusual, or if the tenant spots that pretty girl nearby, please notify me as soon as possible."
"Alright."
……
……
After temporarily leaving the Mong Kok apartment, Lin Jiajun drove directly to Chen Kee Tea Restaurant in a car again.
So, to do business, you still need to have enough hard goods. There are no beautiful girls or special clothes here in Chen Ji. It’s just the traditional snacks on Hong Kong Island, but Lin Jiajun will come here every time.
On the contrary, the one-person restaurant opposite the police station, although there are peerless beauties, but after eating a few times, it feels ordinary. Except for the special smell of custard buns, everything else is ordinary, so after seldom go.
Closer to home, Brother You said he was hungry. It was not a secret signal, but he was really hungry. He was called out in the middle of the night, and his stomach growled like a hungry wolf. He ate a dozen egg tarts before he burped , wipe your mouth.
"Ah Jun, tell me, if your police station encounters a perverted pervert, what would you normally do without any clues?" He asked.
It's a coincidence that since Lin Jiajun became a police officer, he has experienced all kinds of vicious cases, but he has never taken on the sex demon case...
The only time it was considered relevant was when those big circles smuggled in and robbed a yacht at sea, but they ran into each other on the street and were shot dead by Lin Jiajun, and the tools of the crime were confiscated.
Probably Zhu Mei'e knew that Lin Jiajun had a violent personality, was fond of murdering people, often had his head shot off, and would confiscate other people's crime tools at every turn, so she didn't even hand over the sex demon case to him.
Anyway, really no experience.
"I know I know!"
Hua Gulong replied: "I have watched many Hong Kong movies, such as Sister Tuoqiang, Temptation in Uniform, Barefoot Horror, The Last Lamb, The Strange Case of Three Wolves, etc. Every time there is a case of a sex monster and I can't find a clue, I will We must send policewomen to dress up very coquettishly, to attract the pervert to appear, and to lure the snake out of the hole!"
As he spoke, his eyes lit up: "By the way, Brother Jun, Sister Ninth is best suited to do this kind of thing!"
"This time we're going to catch a female ghost!" Lin Jiajun said.
"Yes, yes, based on my experience in looking at women, Ninth Sister may be more interested in women than men, so I say she is more suitable!" Hua Gulong said.
"Fuck, is there something wrong with you two?!"
Dasang finally couldn't bear it anymore, floated up from the top of his head in the forest, pointed to his nose, and said angrily: "I've said it all, I'll take care of this girl! Now since I want to lure her out, of course I am the most suitable." Speaking of which, among the ghosts, I can be regarded as heroic and handsome, everyone is evil spirits, so am I afraid of her?!"
"Brother Fa, your illness is getting worse!" Hua Gulong patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "Are you trying to make women unable to bear it? At worst, I'll treat you once."
"Shut up!" Lin Jiajun slapped the table: "Listen to Brother You!"
"Actually, what they said is quite right, it is to lure the snake out of the hole."
Brother You pointed at the strange creatures in front of him with his fingers: "You guys are all born with weird physiques. You are all cheap and lustful but full of luck. Go find the ghost, maybe all the ghosts will come to you, so let's work together to lure out this female ghost!"
"Did you hear that you are cheap and lustful, and it's time to seduce female ghosts!" Lin Jiajun said.
"Ajun, you go too." Brother You said.
"Forehead?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Jiajun felt a ding-dong in his heart.
"Task: Solve the problem of splitting the pretty girl's umbrella spirit.
Reward: A little spiritual power, a little character attribute.
Explanation: This pretty girl can only be regarded as an evil spirit, but the umbrella in her hand has a mysterious origin! "
(End of this chapter)
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