Hong Kong Island King Fried

Chapter 166 Beat My Girlfriend?
"Damn, do you want to be so impatient? Can't you be more tactful when you're a ghost?"

As soon as Lin Jiajun took two steps, he felt several blood streaks chasing him from behind.

At the very moment, a figure flew out obliquely again and again, directly knocking Lin Jiajun away.

An army of tentacles like a sea of ​​blood directly tied up that person.

Dasang happily said loudly: "Beautiful girl, don't you want a man? I am the legendary man of the highest quality! Wow! So exciting and so happy!"

The two halves of the beautiful girls were obviously stunned for a moment, probably because the 'feeling' from the tentacles was not quite right.

It's as if you wanted to eat sweet sauce, but you didn't know how to eat it, and found that it was salty and somewhat smelly...

Originally, I wanted to mess with people, but ended up with ghosts. The feeling must be different.

"Hey, it's disgusting, let me go!" Lin Zhongfa vomited out in one gulp because of the bloody smell.

"Bear it and it's over!" Da Sang Piao floated on Lin Zhongfa's body, and gave a "hug left and right hug" to the two halves of the beautiful girls, hugging half of them with one arm, then turned his head and kissed half of the beautiful girls.

This time, not only Lin Jiajun's friend Lin Zhongfa was stunned, but even the beautiful girl was stunned. The two half heads turned abruptly, and the two eyeballs that were divided into two sides turned slightly, looking at the big funeral with a puzzled expression.

"Wow, you are so pretty!" Dasang kissed half of his mouth, then turned his head to the other half of his mouth: "Everyone has a share, never fail!"

"Little brother is really a frog in the bottom of the well. Today I know that there are ghosts in people, and there are masters in the world!" Lin Jiajun said in admiring tone.

"Ghosts don't care about appearance, what attracts each other is temperament! Just like cats and dogs, when they are in heat, they don't care whether the other is good-looking or not, but rely on smell! This pretty girl is very weird, and it is also a relatively rare one among ghosts. class, so it is very attractive to Dasang.”

Brother You approached the other party cautiously, while patiently carrying out science popularization.

"Huh?" Lin Jiajun was taken aback,
If that's the case, the great funeral can be regarded as a constant evil spirit, so wouldn't it be the other way around, and would also be attractive to these two half-beautiful girls? !

really!

Damn it, I saw a very disgusting scene right after that, two and a half beautiful girls were kissed by a big mourner, and after a short period of distraction, they didn't resist,

Instead, he leaned forward.

It can be clearly seen from the exposed gums on the side, and the tongue, which is also evenly divided into two halves, sticks out like the tree grandma in A Chinese Ghost Story.

The big funeral didn't hide or dodge, and it seemed to be enjoying it very much!
"Damn it! It's a wet kiss! Brother Fa, you are so brave!"

Hua Gulong managed to recover from the strange scene in front of him, just when he looked up and saw this scene, he leaned against the wall and vomited again.

While vomiting with his head down, he raised his thumb vigorously, expressing his admiration to Lin Zhongfa.

Lin Jiajun was also a little disgusted, because the teeth and a tongue and a half could be clearly seen from the mouth cut open in the middle.

The most disgusting thing is actually Lin Zhongfa, whose body was used for the funeral...

Only big funerals are the happiest!
However, what's weird is that the bloodline from the pretty girl monster's body doesn't seem to have much effect on Dasang, or Lin Zhongfa in other words.

Lin Jiajun himself was 'wrapped' before, and he could clearly feel that those bloodlines were not as simple as just looking disgusting, they were simply tough and sharp steel wires, constantly tightening.

If Lin Jiajun didn't have too much evil spirit on his body, he could resist somewhat, and spit out a mouthful of blood from the tip of his tongue. If he were an ordinary person, he would be strangled to pieces in a few minutes.

Dangerous hugs.

But Lin Zhongfa didn't seem to be injured other than nausea!
"It's true that I am a fake evil spirit. With me here, this beautiful girl is too excited to have the energy to harm others!" Dasang made a wave on the left and slapped on the right, while taking the time to explain triumphantly.

"That's enough, that's enough. This isn't about approaching the science lecture hall. Brother You, hurry up and get rid of her. If you continue to develop, you'll have to go to 404. If you're going to die, please be more honest, don't show yourself!" Lin Jiajun reminded kindly.

"Ah Jun, I'll leave it to you this time, and get rid of her!" Brother You said.

"How to transcend?" Lin Jiajun can't figure out the way at all now. Before encountering ghosts, including evil spirits, everyone sat down and negotiated calmly. Find each other's weaknesses.

Still that sentence, at least they can be communicated.

But the one in front of her can't communicate normally at all, Lin Zhongfa vomited so much bile came out, but she only cared about giving it a big kiss, how could she get over it?

"You're a policeman. When you meet a robber, it's a negotiation at the beginning. If you can't reach an agreement, what should you do?" Brother You asked.

"Kill her?" Lin Jiajun asked suspiciously.

"You hold her attention and invest more!" Brother You snapped his fingers at the funeral, then stretched out his hand to Lin Jiajun: "Bring two bullets!"

Lin Jiajun didn't know what Brother You was going to do, but he still obeyed, pulled out the gun, and withdrew all six bullets from the plate and handed them to Brother You.

"Two are enough...Forget it, it's not bad."

Brother You took the bullet, put it in the palm of one hand, and erected a sword formula with his right hand, making strange gestures towards the bullet,

At the same time, he muttered words in his mouth, and uttered many weird and completely incomprehensible syllables, as if he was casting a spell.

Lin Jiajun's spiritual power was relatively high, and it was actually visible to the naked eye that those ordinary bullets were covered with a faint golden light.

The two halves seemed to feel the danger, turned their heads suddenly, let go of Lin Zhongfa, pinched Brother You's neck with both hands, and the blood threads all over their bodies opened like octopus, entangled with Brother You.

Brother You was concentrating on casting spells on bullets and couldn't spare the energy to deal with the beautiful female monster. As soon as the skin of the wrists and ankles exposed outside the torn pajamas came into contact with the opponent's bloodshot eyes, they suddenly seemed to have been cut by sharp wires and broke apart. A few rips.

"What are you doing? We've just started, and we haven't communicated in depth yet, so don't run away!" Big Lost said loudly.

"Hey, let you hold her back!" Brother You yelled as he stared at the bullet in his hand intently!
"It seems that there is only a trick!"

Dasang roared, controlled Lin Zhongfa, opened his hands and hugged the two half-beauties fiercely, almost close together, and then pressed them against the wall with a bang, crazy wall-dong.

The pretty girl was shocked!
His eyes widened suddenly, and his hands and feet twitched.

She hasn't been a monster for a long time, and her brain circuit hasn't been fully opened up yet...

Well, even if you get through, you will be confused about the situation in front of you for a while.

"Pfft!"

Brother You took the opportunity to bite the tip of his tongue hard, and sprayed a mouthful of hot blood on the bullet after casting the spell.

"Arjun is now! One shot on the left side of the head, one shot on the right side!"

"Brother Brother, please don't eat leeks next time, or brush your teeth before going out!"

Lin Jiajun held back his nausea and quickly loaded the bullet with a mysterious spell-casting smell, blood stains, and a little bit of green chive foam.

Click, swing the magazine.

Even if you don't look at it, you just raise your hand and shoot twice.

boom!
boom!
The two halves of the beauties were each shot in the head, blood spattered everywhere, and two blood mist exploded in the air!
The body that was still frantically resisting the invasion of the great mourning a moment ago suddenly slipped down the wall as smoothly as silk, and fell to the ground.

A burst of thick smoke rose, and the two halves of the body quickly rotted and melted. The stench was so strong that the whole street seemed like a manure pipe had burst!
"Eh, done?! Damn, uh..." Hua Gulong just finished vomiting. When he raised his head, he smelled the stench that hit his nostrils. He was stunned and vomited again.

'Ding dong, super umbrella spirit pretty girl!

Transcendence skill proficiency +20, current proficiency (20/200)

Get 3 point of spiritual power and 3 point of attribute value. Currently, the basic attribute is 3, the constitution is 5, the intelligence is [-], and the spiritual power is [-].

The remaining two additional attribute values ​​​​can be allocated'

There was a hint in my heart, Lin Jiajun was just thinking about whether to allocate the extra two attributes, when the big funeral turned around in a daze,
His face was full of resentment.

"Damn, you blow up my girlfriend! You pay my girlfriend!"

……

……

Da lost his soul and sat on the roadside in despair, looking at the dense water on the ground with lost eyes.

"Hey, I finally found a girlfriend, but after a few kisses, my pants exploded into pus all over the floor without even taking off my pants. I'm so miserable!"

Hua Gulong vomited until there was nothing to vomit, carefully kept a distance of three feet from Lin Zhongfa, and whispered: "Brother Jun, Brother Fa is really seriously ill! I understand, it turned out that he split into the second personality of the salty and wet madman , I am a little worried, he will not let go of ghosts, will he covet my beauty?"

"Don't worry, if you want to covet, you will also covet me."

Lin Jiajun walked to Brother Friend. Brother Friend immediately picked up the black umbrella on the ground after the beautiful girl turned into pus. He was observing it intently, so he asked: "Brother Friend, what is this thing? I You seem to take it seriously."

The system had said before when it gave the task that this pretty girl was only at the level of an evil spirit, so it wasn't particularly remarkable.

But the big black umbrella has a history and is different.

(End of this chapter)