Hong Kong Island King Fried
Chapter 23 Have you ever been pursued by a girl?
Chapter 23 Have you ever been pursued by a girl?
silence,
An awkward silence.
It was Luo Ye who broke the silence first,
"Brother Friend, I can understand that the female ghost wants the date of birth. She must be trying to harm Officer Lin, but why does she need the phone number? Is the head-lowering technique so advanced that it can be done directly through the paging station?"
"Of course it's impossible. Do you think it's a computer virus?"
Brother You thought for a while, and said, "Spiritual bodies generally retain certain distinctive personality traits from their lifetime, and become extreme. According to your description, Mr. Luo, this female ghost should be... more lustful?"
Luo Ye supported his waist and said with lingering fear: "It's not just a lust, it's a hungry ghost. Fortunately, I took tonic every day before, otherwise I wouldn't have to wait for that magic stick to strike me. This female ghost alone can kill me ah!"
"now it's right!"
Brother You slapped his thigh, stared at Lin Jiajun's face carefully, and said seriously: "If I guessed correctly, Ajun should be too handsome!"
"Scared?" Luo Ye was taken aback.
Brother You explained patiently: "It's like you guys, if you see a pretty girl in a bar, will you ask for her number? Surely you will! Since it's a womanizer, what's so strange about asking Ah Jun for her number?"
Luo Ye: "..."
Lin Jiajun shrugged, he never did this kind of thing.
It was all pretty girls who took the initiative to give him his number.
Luo Ye thought for a while, then said puzzledly: "No, if she covets the beauty of Police Officer Lin, she can just push it to the end, why would she politely talk about life together? It stands to reason that in the dream, Officer Lin has no ability to resist, right?"
At the beginning of the dream, he also felt that his relationship with Dai Bobo was progressing too fast, and he was a little shy, half-pushed and half-passed.
But Dai Bobo doesn't care about his feelings at all, I don't care if you are willing or not, as long as I am willing.
"What you said seems to make sense." Brother You began to scratch his feet and think again.
This question is beyond his professional scope, and also beyond the scope of cognition.
"Hey, you two, you have analyzed for a long time, can you let me, the party concerned, say a few words, after all, I may have a better say in this kind of matter." Lin Jiajun said.
"Then what do you think?" Brother You asked.
Lin Jiajun thought for a while and asked, "Have you ever chased a girl? Oh no, strictly speaking, have you ever been chased by a girl?"
Both Brother You and Luo Ye tightly pursed their lips and did not answer.
Feeling offended.
However, I also understand a little bit.
This is the difference between licking a dog and an iceberg.
People who receive "hehe, go take a shower" every day will be shocked when they receive "what are you doing" once in a while,
Next, if you are asked to buy a bag, you will be asked to go to the hospital with you, and you will be excited to sign your name in the 'Father's Column', feeling that this is a big responsibility, and I must take good care of this girl!
In this case, how can people care about your feelings?Do you want it or not?
Think about it the other way around, change the angle, adjust your posture,
understood,
It makes sense that the female ghost would behave honestly, or even 'pretend to be a virtuous and virtuous lady', chatting with Lin Jiajun about life and literature for almost two hours.
"Then did you give her your number and date of birth?"
Brother Friend decided to change the topic and returned to his major. He said in a very authoritative tone: "If you have your birth date, the other party can attack you at any time."
"Of course not. Every day I meet women asking for their birthdays and numbers. If everyone gave them to me, wouldn't I be busy to death?"
"Oh oh oh, that's good."
"However, when I said goodbye for the last time, I saw that she was reluctant to leave and a little unhappy, so I habitually said, I will treat you to tea next time." Lin Jiajun added.
Luo Ye blinked, feeling that his brain was short-circuited,
Knowing that the other party is a ghost, dare to say such a thing?
Brother You's expression changed: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! Ah Jun, you are in big trouble this time. With your words, she doesn't even need a head-down master to come to you at any time." ah!"
"It's not so exaggerated, is it?" Lin Jiajun said.
"Why not! Mr. Luo's dream is because the other party performed the head-down technique, and I can use the technique to counter the technique, and once you say goodbye next time, the female ghost enters your dream purely because of your love and mine." Wish. It’s like, buying and selling people, forcing girls into prostitution, the police can take care of it; how about you voluntarily making an appointment to open a house, how can the police take care of it?” Brother You asked back.
"Not necessarily, if the money is paid, the police can take care of it." Lin Jiajun said professionally.
"Anyway, Ajun, remember, if she comes again, you must continue to play iceberg no matter what, and you must not let her succeed, otherwise it will be more trouble!" Brother You warned.
"Oh." Lin Jiajun nodded indifferently, anyway, he is usually in this state.
As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang. It was Fei Bo.
Sure enough, as expected, after Brother You broke the spell, the Jiangtou division immediately sensed something was wrong and escaped overnight. Fei Bo and Zhou Xingxing had followed the Jiangtou division to the countryside of Yuen Long and asked Lin Jiajun when he would come to arrest people.
"Brother You, I'm going to arrest someone. If the other party has magic tricks, can you handle it?" He raised his head and asked Brother You.
Brother You thought for a while: "I easily drove this head-down master away from his dream, so his ability should not be strong. Now I am only worried about you making wishes to the female ghost indiscriminately, whether there will be any trouble, this kind of love I wish It's really hard for outsiders to interfere."
"Don't worry, Brother You, you only need to be responsible for taking care of the head-dropping master and the female ghost. I will take care of it." Lin Jiajun said.
……
……
Somewhere in Yuen Long,
In the tin house.
Shifang felt uneasy for a while, and walked around restlessly.
Just a moment ago, he cast the lowering head, but did not get any response from Dai Bobo,
Even when he wanted to enter the dream to take a look, Dai Bobo resolutely refused.
The head-lowering technique has very strict restrictions. This time, he did not take the initiative to perform the head-lowering process. Dai Bobo first fell asleep through physical contact. He cooperated with the head-lowering technique.
Therefore, if he wanted to enter the dream, he had to obtain Dai Bobo's consent instead.
It's not like this hasn't happened before,
However, before Dai Bobo obeyed him, it was impossible to refuse him.
Just kidding, if the kid can reject his master at will, wouldn't the heads-down masters all die without a whole body?How can the head-down technique be passed down to this day?
However, this possibility is not completely impossible!
There are many examples of head-down masters being backlashed by their own little ghosts.
The more I think about it, the more uneasy I feel,
Using a tactic with both hands, he summoned the female ghost Dai Bobo.
A dark wind blew, and Dai Bobo, dressed in white, appeared without warning.
However, she didn't immediately lie obediently and docilely on his lap as usual, showing an expression of attachment,
Instead, he stood there, motionless, with a pair of pale eyes, dazed and thoughtful.
"Bobo, Bobo?"
Shifang yelled several times, but Dai Bobo didn't answer him, and still stood there blankly in a daze.
The air in the tin house gradually became colder.
Seeing Dai Bobo's abnormal behavior, Shifang's heart skipped a beat.
not good!
He tried his best to calm himself down, swallowed, squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, walked to Dai Bobo,
Asked gently: "Bobo, what's wrong with you? Why are you ignoring me?"
(End of this chapter)
silence,
An awkward silence.
It was Luo Ye who broke the silence first,
"Brother Friend, I can understand that the female ghost wants the date of birth. She must be trying to harm Officer Lin, but why does she need the phone number? Is the head-lowering technique so advanced that it can be done directly through the paging station?"
"Of course it's impossible. Do you think it's a computer virus?"
Brother You thought for a while, and said, "Spiritual bodies generally retain certain distinctive personality traits from their lifetime, and become extreme. According to your description, Mr. Luo, this female ghost should be... more lustful?"
Luo Ye supported his waist and said with lingering fear: "It's not just a lust, it's a hungry ghost. Fortunately, I took tonic every day before, otherwise I wouldn't have to wait for that magic stick to strike me. This female ghost alone can kill me ah!"
"now it's right!"
Brother You slapped his thigh, stared at Lin Jiajun's face carefully, and said seriously: "If I guessed correctly, Ajun should be too handsome!"
"Scared?" Luo Ye was taken aback.
Brother You explained patiently: "It's like you guys, if you see a pretty girl in a bar, will you ask for her number? Surely you will! Since it's a womanizer, what's so strange about asking Ah Jun for her number?"
Luo Ye: "..."
Lin Jiajun shrugged, he never did this kind of thing.
It was all pretty girls who took the initiative to give him his number.
Luo Ye thought for a while, then said puzzledly: "No, if she covets the beauty of Police Officer Lin, she can just push it to the end, why would she politely talk about life together? It stands to reason that in the dream, Officer Lin has no ability to resist, right?"
At the beginning of the dream, he also felt that his relationship with Dai Bobo was progressing too fast, and he was a little shy, half-pushed and half-passed.
But Dai Bobo doesn't care about his feelings at all, I don't care if you are willing or not, as long as I am willing.
"What you said seems to make sense." Brother You began to scratch his feet and think again.
This question is beyond his professional scope, and also beyond the scope of cognition.
"Hey, you two, you have analyzed for a long time, can you let me, the party concerned, say a few words, after all, I may have a better say in this kind of matter." Lin Jiajun said.
"Then what do you think?" Brother You asked.
Lin Jiajun thought for a while and asked, "Have you ever chased a girl? Oh no, strictly speaking, have you ever been chased by a girl?"
Both Brother You and Luo Ye tightly pursed their lips and did not answer.
Feeling offended.
However, I also understand a little bit.
This is the difference between licking a dog and an iceberg.
People who receive "hehe, go take a shower" every day will be shocked when they receive "what are you doing" once in a while,
Next, if you are asked to buy a bag, you will be asked to go to the hospital with you, and you will be excited to sign your name in the 'Father's Column', feeling that this is a big responsibility, and I must take good care of this girl!
In this case, how can people care about your feelings?Do you want it or not?
Think about it the other way around, change the angle, adjust your posture,
understood,
It makes sense that the female ghost would behave honestly, or even 'pretend to be a virtuous and virtuous lady', chatting with Lin Jiajun about life and literature for almost two hours.
"Then did you give her your number and date of birth?"
Brother Friend decided to change the topic and returned to his major. He said in a very authoritative tone: "If you have your birth date, the other party can attack you at any time."
"Of course not. Every day I meet women asking for their birthdays and numbers. If everyone gave them to me, wouldn't I be busy to death?"
"Oh oh oh, that's good."
"However, when I said goodbye for the last time, I saw that she was reluctant to leave and a little unhappy, so I habitually said, I will treat you to tea next time." Lin Jiajun added.
Luo Ye blinked, feeling that his brain was short-circuited,
Knowing that the other party is a ghost, dare to say such a thing?
Brother You's expression changed: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! Ah Jun, you are in big trouble this time. With your words, she doesn't even need a head-down master to come to you at any time." ah!"
"It's not so exaggerated, is it?" Lin Jiajun said.
"Why not! Mr. Luo's dream is because the other party performed the head-down technique, and I can use the technique to counter the technique, and once you say goodbye next time, the female ghost enters your dream purely because of your love and mine." Wish. It’s like, buying and selling people, forcing girls into prostitution, the police can take care of it; how about you voluntarily making an appointment to open a house, how can the police take care of it?” Brother You asked back.
"Not necessarily, if the money is paid, the police can take care of it." Lin Jiajun said professionally.
"Anyway, Ajun, remember, if she comes again, you must continue to play iceberg no matter what, and you must not let her succeed, otherwise it will be more trouble!" Brother You warned.
"Oh." Lin Jiajun nodded indifferently, anyway, he is usually in this state.
As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang. It was Fei Bo.
Sure enough, as expected, after Brother You broke the spell, the Jiangtou division immediately sensed something was wrong and escaped overnight. Fei Bo and Zhou Xingxing had followed the Jiangtou division to the countryside of Yuen Long and asked Lin Jiajun when he would come to arrest people.
"Brother You, I'm going to arrest someone. If the other party has magic tricks, can you handle it?" He raised his head and asked Brother You.
Brother You thought for a while: "I easily drove this head-down master away from his dream, so his ability should not be strong. Now I am only worried about you making wishes to the female ghost indiscriminately, whether there will be any trouble, this kind of love I wish It's really hard for outsiders to interfere."
"Don't worry, Brother You, you only need to be responsible for taking care of the head-dropping master and the female ghost. I will take care of it." Lin Jiajun said.
……
……
Somewhere in Yuen Long,
In the tin house.
Shifang felt uneasy for a while, and walked around restlessly.
Just a moment ago, he cast the lowering head, but did not get any response from Dai Bobo,
Even when he wanted to enter the dream to take a look, Dai Bobo resolutely refused.
The head-lowering technique has very strict restrictions. This time, he did not take the initiative to perform the head-lowering process. Dai Bobo first fell asleep through physical contact. He cooperated with the head-lowering technique.
Therefore, if he wanted to enter the dream, he had to obtain Dai Bobo's consent instead.
It's not like this hasn't happened before,
However, before Dai Bobo obeyed him, it was impossible to refuse him.
Just kidding, if the kid can reject his master at will, wouldn't the heads-down masters all die without a whole body?How can the head-down technique be passed down to this day?
However, this possibility is not completely impossible!
There are many examples of head-down masters being backlashed by their own little ghosts.
The more I think about it, the more uneasy I feel,
Using a tactic with both hands, he summoned the female ghost Dai Bobo.
A dark wind blew, and Dai Bobo, dressed in white, appeared without warning.
However, she didn't immediately lie obediently and docilely on his lap as usual, showing an expression of attachment,
Instead, he stood there, motionless, with a pair of pale eyes, dazed and thoughtful.
"Bobo, Bobo?"
Shifang yelled several times, but Dai Bobo didn't answer him, and still stood there blankly in a daze.
The air in the tin house gradually became colder.
Seeing Dai Bobo's abnormal behavior, Shifang's heart skipped a beat.
not good!
He tried his best to calm himself down, swallowed, squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, walked to Dai Bobo,
Asked gently: "Bobo, what's wrong with you? Why are you ignoring me?"
(End of this chapter)
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