Hong Kong Island King Fried
Chapter 26 Skeletal Surprise No One in Ten Thousand!
Chapter 26 The Skeletal Surprise is One in a Thousand!
"Eat slowly, don't rush, and go on the road when you are full."
The process was almost exactly the same as last time. Brother You brought glutinous rice fried rice to the empty table where only the ashes were placed, chanting words into the air.
Then without waiting for any response from the 'other party', he turned around and left, letting go, as if you would like to leave or not.
It was the first time for Fei Bo to see the "exceeding" wronged soul, and his eyes widened the whole time.
"Brother You, it's so simple? Don't you need to open the altar, throw rice, ring the bell, draw amulets and so on? Also, it seems very irregular for you to dress like this."
"Officer Liang, what you're talking about is making a movie, you need movie effects."
Brother You lifted up his open pajamas, sat on a plastic stool, lit a cigarette, raised his feet, and said while picking at his feet: "As for the spirit body, you say it has it, but it doesn't. You say it doesn't, but it doesn't." Also, you may be able to see it sometimes, but what you can see is illusory, but when you can’t see it, it actually exists.”
"Brother You, you can go teach philosophy." Lin Jiajun said.
"When philosophy develops to the end, it is theology."
Brother You said nonchalantly: "It's all dead, and it's so miserable. It's very pitiful. If you dress like you want to exorcise evil spirits, people will only be more angry and wronged when they see it."
"That seems to be right?"
Fei Bo scratched his head: "If I was killed by someone, and then there was another guy wearing a Taoist robe and holding a sword, yelling at me, threatening to kill me if I didn't disappear, I must be very annoyed Maybe something will happen if nothing happens."
Brother Friend nodded: "Yes, that's what it means. In fact, as a human being and as a ghost, we must speak the word sincerity. The so-called salvation is not a profound technology. If the other party is not a bad ghost, we only need to be sincere and show love , send her on her way with love that she can feel.”
"Brother You, it seems like she didn't feel it." Zhou Xingxing pointed to the plate of fried rice very disruptively.
The hot air on the fried rice spread out, and did not condense into a thread as seen before.
Obviously, Dai Bobo didn't accept Brother You's love, and didn't "enjoy" the meal on the road.
Brother You glanced at Lin Jiajun: "I have already said that I am sincere. Young people must fulfill their promises."
"understood."
Lin Jiajun took a plastic cup, poured a cup of herbal tea, walked over with it, and sat down.
"Miss Dai, please drink tea."
The fried rice is steaming, but still not congealed.
"Hey, this is not so good. I seldom invite girls to drink tea. This is the first opportunity to invite girls to drink tea this year. I will give it to you. We chatted so well in our dreams. Please save face. .” Lin Jiajun continued to mumble.
The heat from the fried rice continued to float everywhere, making it clear that Lin Jiajun's words were very insincere.
"Ah Jun, besides drinking tea, what else have you promised her?" Brother You frowned slightly,
This is the first time he encountered such a situation,
Or, the other party is a fierce ghost, unwilling to be saved, and will not sit down and wait for this bowl of food at all, and it will take a lot of fighting skills.
In most cases, as long as you are willing to sit down, you can talk and eat honestly.
Now like this, I don’t eat or walk, and I still rarely encounter them.
There must be something unsatisfactory.
Zhou Xingxing grinned gloatingly: "Brother Jun, do you need us to avoid it and leave space for you alone?!"
"I really only talked about drinking tea." Lin Jiajun said with certainty.
Fei Bo thought for a while, "Oh, I remember! Axing, you said before that you wanted to introduce her to you, does this count?"
Zhou Xingxing hurriedly buried his head in the fried rice, pretending he didn't hear anything.
He didn't know until later that the "related to women" in Fei Bo's mouth and "Dai Bobo" in Lin Jiajun's mouth were this female ghost!
Pick, Feibo is really not human!
When I return to the serious crimes unit, then... But, in short, don't drag me now.
"That's what you said, and it has nothing to do with Ah Jun. Ah Jun, think about it again, have you promised anything else?!"
Brother You’s expression became a little serious.
If the fried rice gets cold and the other party refuses to go on the road, something will happen!
Lin Jiajun thought for a while, got up and walked across the street, and entered a newly opened KFC,
After a while, he came back carrying a big paper bag.
Take things from the inside out,
Coke, chicken wings, hamburgers, French fries... Finally, there is a large ice cream sundae.
"I don't know which one you like. I really don't know the taste of you young people. If you are not satisfied with these, you might as well just tell me what you want to eat."
Lin Jiajun unpacked the ketchup package and squeezed it on the napkin with the KFC logo printed on it, and said to himself: "Girls, I understand that you have a little temper, but you still have to be reasonable when you are a human being or a ghost. I don't care." Maybe committing suicide to stay with you, you won't survive, it's better for everyone to get together and leave each other, and leave a good memory with each other, than to turn against each other, what do you think?"
"Damn, Brother Jun is so courageous, such a blatant threat?" Zhou Xingxing said.
But then, a surprising scene happened,
A gust of wind blew, and the heat on the fried rice fluttered slightly, and then began to condense,
become a straight line.
In a daze, the light in front of Lin Jiajun's eyes flickered, and he saw a translucent and insubstantial figure.
The girl's age is actually not very old, at least it can't be compared with the development level at all. She is wearing a uniform that is very common for high school students in Hong Kong Island, and has faded away from the heavy makeup in her dream.
Smiling slightly, revealing two small canine teeth, there is a little more playfulness in the youthful breath.
Lin Jiajun sighed in his heart, and said softly in the tone of an uncle to a little girl: "Be good, go on the road, read more books in your next life, and stop fooling around with men in society. Don't be stupid."
The girl looked at him and nodded.
A gust of wind blew by, and the shadow in front of him disappeared.
As if it never existed.
"Ding dong...
Rescue Dai Bobo mission completed,
Reward character experience value 200,
Trigger the intelligence condition, and increase the experience value of the character by 10%.
character:
Level 2 (220/600)
Basic attributes are 2, physical fitness 3, intelligence 1, and spiritual power 4.
Skills: Gun Proficiency (230/500)
Introduction to military killing boxing (89/100). '
"Is this okay?" Fei Bo looked at Brother You in surprise, with a look of curiosity on his face.
Brother Friend casually flicked the ashes of his cigarette and explained: "Being sincere doesn't mean being humble, being moved with emotion, reasoning with reason, and scaring with force are all sincerity. Jun's own spiritual power is very strong, and He is a policeman, and he has a natural evil spirit in him, so it is actually the best thing to do this kind of thing."
"Since Dai Bobo is gone, don't waste the rest. I like chicken wings and egg tarts the most."
Zhou Xingxing got up, picked up the remaining KFC fried chicken wings on the table, and took a big bite. Before he could swallow it, his expression suddenly changed, and he spat it all out.
"Bah bah bah! Brother Jun, is the one you bought expired, why is there no taste at all? It tastes like eating wood slag."
After speaking, he picked up the Coke and took a big gulp to rinse his mouth.
Unexpectedly, it was the same as before, my eyes widened as soon as I entered, and I sprayed it all out with a puff.
"Damn it, Coke is as weak as white water? Selling fake products to the police? No, I'm going to find the merchant to argue!" Zhou Xingxing said angrily.
Brother You very calmly wiped away the Coke sprayed all over his face, and said calmly: "After being eaten by a ghost, you can eat it again. Of course it tastes like this. It doesn't smell like feces. It's already considered Dai Bobo's face. What else do you want?"
"Damn, is it true or not, so amazing?!"
Fei Bo was surprised and picked up an egg tart that looked completely OK and smelled it under his nose.
Sure enough, there is no smell at all.
"Brother You, it seems that your approach is really outdated. Now not only people like to eat Western food, but even younger ghosts don't want to eat fried rice."
When Fei Bo said this, his tone was a little imperceptibly lonely. As a person of the same era, Brother You was out of date, so why not?
Brother You smiled faintly, with bleak eyes,
"The era that belongs to me has long passed. However, one generation does what another generation does. I can only cook rice in my life, so I will continue to cook."
After finishing speaking, he put down the cigarette butt, stomped it out with a flip flop, dragged a folding stool, and sat down beside Lin Jiajun.
"Ah Jun, I want to ask you a very serious question."
Lin Jiajun raised his head: "You don't want me to be your successor, do you?"
"You guessed all of this?"
Brother You was taken aback for a moment, and nodded immediately: "Yes, you are born with a unique physique and a strong ability to sense spiritual power. You are a rare cultivation genius!"
Paused: "Besides, I saw that when you talked to Dai Bobo just now, it seemed cynical, but deep in your eyes, there was compassion, which is exactly the necessary disposition to learn Taoism. It seems ruthless, but it is kind, Deep in love, but not indiscriminate. She is a good seedling!"
"Brother You, don't be so nasty, okay! The more you praise me like this, the more I feel that there seems to be something wrong with it. Are you trying to lie to me about the tuition?" Lin Jiajun said.
Brother You shook his head: "Money is not a problem. Mr. Luo paid me alone, which is much more than your labor fee. But no matter how much money you have, it is not as important as a heir with rare talent! Ah Jun, You seriously think about it!"
"Wait a minute, pay? Why don't I know?" Lin Jiajun asked.
"You are a policeman. If I give you this kind of money, the ICAC will investigate you. I am doing it for your own good." Brother Friend said seriously.
"Choose, then your labor fee will be gone."
"Please, if you are willing to learn Taoism from me, I will support you! What do you think? Think about it!" Brother You said sincerely.
"Brother You, Brother You, if Brother Jun is unwilling, you can consider leaving it to me!"
Zhou Xingxing interjected loudly: "I have had some strange dreams since I was a child. They were all about women without clothes, which made me so nervous. Also, when I was a child, I met a prostitute who said something about me. Bones is amazing, he is a unique genius, and he even sold me a copy of Tathagata Palm for a very cheap price!"
"Then have you finished practicing?" Fei Bo asked curiously.
"Brother Bo, use your brain. If you succeed in practicing, I will still eat egg fried rice with you here?" Zhou Xingxing asked confidently.
Fat Bo gave a thumbs up: "Axing, if you can shamelessly say such things, I admire you!"
"Brother You, to be honest, think about me, I am very serious in my work." Zhou Xingxing said.
Brother You had no choice but to say: "Practice my Taoism, and a boy like me can truly display its power. However, it is fine if you are not a boy, but after practicing, you must abstain from sex. You can do it." , I can teach you as well.”
Zhou Xingxing was taken aback for a moment, and then changed his words: "Just pretend I didn't say it!"
Continue to bury your head and eat.
Brother You ignored him at all, but continued to persuade Lin Jiajun with earnest words: "Ajun, actually, things between men and women are just that, it's not interesting. If you can bear it, I'll give you three years to get started, five years to go." Within a year, I will experience the joy of being single...oh no, practicing Taoism!"
"Brother You, you are a 38-year-old boy, tell me now that sex between men and women is meaningless, do you think I will believe it?"
Lin Jiajun patted Brother You's arm: "Forget it, when there is someone who doesn't need abstinence, let's talk about it."
(End of this chapter)
"Eat slowly, don't rush, and go on the road when you are full."
The process was almost exactly the same as last time. Brother You brought glutinous rice fried rice to the empty table where only the ashes were placed, chanting words into the air.
Then without waiting for any response from the 'other party', he turned around and left, letting go, as if you would like to leave or not.
It was the first time for Fei Bo to see the "exceeding" wronged soul, and his eyes widened the whole time.
"Brother You, it's so simple? Don't you need to open the altar, throw rice, ring the bell, draw amulets and so on? Also, it seems very irregular for you to dress like this."
"Officer Liang, what you're talking about is making a movie, you need movie effects."
Brother You lifted up his open pajamas, sat on a plastic stool, lit a cigarette, raised his feet, and said while picking at his feet: "As for the spirit body, you say it has it, but it doesn't. You say it doesn't, but it doesn't." Also, you may be able to see it sometimes, but what you can see is illusory, but when you can’t see it, it actually exists.”
"Brother You, you can go teach philosophy." Lin Jiajun said.
"When philosophy develops to the end, it is theology."
Brother You said nonchalantly: "It's all dead, and it's so miserable. It's very pitiful. If you dress like you want to exorcise evil spirits, people will only be more angry and wronged when they see it."
"That seems to be right?"
Fei Bo scratched his head: "If I was killed by someone, and then there was another guy wearing a Taoist robe and holding a sword, yelling at me, threatening to kill me if I didn't disappear, I must be very annoyed Maybe something will happen if nothing happens."
Brother Friend nodded: "Yes, that's what it means. In fact, as a human being and as a ghost, we must speak the word sincerity. The so-called salvation is not a profound technology. If the other party is not a bad ghost, we only need to be sincere and show love , send her on her way with love that she can feel.”
"Brother You, it seems like she didn't feel it." Zhou Xingxing pointed to the plate of fried rice very disruptively.
The hot air on the fried rice spread out, and did not condense into a thread as seen before.
Obviously, Dai Bobo didn't accept Brother You's love, and didn't "enjoy" the meal on the road.
Brother You glanced at Lin Jiajun: "I have already said that I am sincere. Young people must fulfill their promises."
"understood."
Lin Jiajun took a plastic cup, poured a cup of herbal tea, walked over with it, and sat down.
"Miss Dai, please drink tea."
The fried rice is steaming, but still not congealed.
"Hey, this is not so good. I seldom invite girls to drink tea. This is the first opportunity to invite girls to drink tea this year. I will give it to you. We chatted so well in our dreams. Please save face. .” Lin Jiajun continued to mumble.
The heat from the fried rice continued to float everywhere, making it clear that Lin Jiajun's words were very insincere.
"Ah Jun, besides drinking tea, what else have you promised her?" Brother You frowned slightly,
This is the first time he encountered such a situation,
Or, the other party is a fierce ghost, unwilling to be saved, and will not sit down and wait for this bowl of food at all, and it will take a lot of fighting skills.
In most cases, as long as you are willing to sit down, you can talk and eat honestly.
Now like this, I don’t eat or walk, and I still rarely encounter them.
There must be something unsatisfactory.
Zhou Xingxing grinned gloatingly: "Brother Jun, do you need us to avoid it and leave space for you alone?!"
"I really only talked about drinking tea." Lin Jiajun said with certainty.
Fei Bo thought for a while, "Oh, I remember! Axing, you said before that you wanted to introduce her to you, does this count?"
Zhou Xingxing hurriedly buried his head in the fried rice, pretending he didn't hear anything.
He didn't know until later that the "related to women" in Fei Bo's mouth and "Dai Bobo" in Lin Jiajun's mouth were this female ghost!
Pick, Feibo is really not human!
When I return to the serious crimes unit, then... But, in short, don't drag me now.
"That's what you said, and it has nothing to do with Ah Jun. Ah Jun, think about it again, have you promised anything else?!"
Brother You’s expression became a little serious.
If the fried rice gets cold and the other party refuses to go on the road, something will happen!
Lin Jiajun thought for a while, got up and walked across the street, and entered a newly opened KFC,
After a while, he came back carrying a big paper bag.
Take things from the inside out,
Coke, chicken wings, hamburgers, French fries... Finally, there is a large ice cream sundae.
"I don't know which one you like. I really don't know the taste of you young people. If you are not satisfied with these, you might as well just tell me what you want to eat."
Lin Jiajun unpacked the ketchup package and squeezed it on the napkin with the KFC logo printed on it, and said to himself: "Girls, I understand that you have a little temper, but you still have to be reasonable when you are a human being or a ghost. I don't care." Maybe committing suicide to stay with you, you won't survive, it's better for everyone to get together and leave each other, and leave a good memory with each other, than to turn against each other, what do you think?"
"Damn, Brother Jun is so courageous, such a blatant threat?" Zhou Xingxing said.
But then, a surprising scene happened,
A gust of wind blew, and the heat on the fried rice fluttered slightly, and then began to condense,
become a straight line.
In a daze, the light in front of Lin Jiajun's eyes flickered, and he saw a translucent and insubstantial figure.
The girl's age is actually not very old, at least it can't be compared with the development level at all. She is wearing a uniform that is very common for high school students in Hong Kong Island, and has faded away from the heavy makeup in her dream.
Smiling slightly, revealing two small canine teeth, there is a little more playfulness in the youthful breath.
Lin Jiajun sighed in his heart, and said softly in the tone of an uncle to a little girl: "Be good, go on the road, read more books in your next life, and stop fooling around with men in society. Don't be stupid."
The girl looked at him and nodded.
A gust of wind blew by, and the shadow in front of him disappeared.
As if it never existed.
"Ding dong...
Rescue Dai Bobo mission completed,
Reward character experience value 200,
Trigger the intelligence condition, and increase the experience value of the character by 10%.
character:
Level 2 (220/600)
Basic attributes are 2, physical fitness 3, intelligence 1, and spiritual power 4.
Skills: Gun Proficiency (230/500)
Introduction to military killing boxing (89/100). '
"Is this okay?" Fei Bo looked at Brother You in surprise, with a look of curiosity on his face.
Brother Friend casually flicked the ashes of his cigarette and explained: "Being sincere doesn't mean being humble, being moved with emotion, reasoning with reason, and scaring with force are all sincerity. Jun's own spiritual power is very strong, and He is a policeman, and he has a natural evil spirit in him, so it is actually the best thing to do this kind of thing."
"Since Dai Bobo is gone, don't waste the rest. I like chicken wings and egg tarts the most."
Zhou Xingxing got up, picked up the remaining KFC fried chicken wings on the table, and took a big bite. Before he could swallow it, his expression suddenly changed, and he spat it all out.
"Bah bah bah! Brother Jun, is the one you bought expired, why is there no taste at all? It tastes like eating wood slag."
After speaking, he picked up the Coke and took a big gulp to rinse his mouth.
Unexpectedly, it was the same as before, my eyes widened as soon as I entered, and I sprayed it all out with a puff.
"Damn it, Coke is as weak as white water? Selling fake products to the police? No, I'm going to find the merchant to argue!" Zhou Xingxing said angrily.
Brother You very calmly wiped away the Coke sprayed all over his face, and said calmly: "After being eaten by a ghost, you can eat it again. Of course it tastes like this. It doesn't smell like feces. It's already considered Dai Bobo's face. What else do you want?"
"Damn, is it true or not, so amazing?!"
Fei Bo was surprised and picked up an egg tart that looked completely OK and smelled it under his nose.
Sure enough, there is no smell at all.
"Brother You, it seems that your approach is really outdated. Now not only people like to eat Western food, but even younger ghosts don't want to eat fried rice."
When Fei Bo said this, his tone was a little imperceptibly lonely. As a person of the same era, Brother You was out of date, so why not?
Brother You smiled faintly, with bleak eyes,
"The era that belongs to me has long passed. However, one generation does what another generation does. I can only cook rice in my life, so I will continue to cook."
After finishing speaking, he put down the cigarette butt, stomped it out with a flip flop, dragged a folding stool, and sat down beside Lin Jiajun.
"Ah Jun, I want to ask you a very serious question."
Lin Jiajun raised his head: "You don't want me to be your successor, do you?"
"You guessed all of this?"
Brother You was taken aback for a moment, and nodded immediately: "Yes, you are born with a unique physique and a strong ability to sense spiritual power. You are a rare cultivation genius!"
Paused: "Besides, I saw that when you talked to Dai Bobo just now, it seemed cynical, but deep in your eyes, there was compassion, which is exactly the necessary disposition to learn Taoism. It seems ruthless, but it is kind, Deep in love, but not indiscriminate. She is a good seedling!"
"Brother You, don't be so nasty, okay! The more you praise me like this, the more I feel that there seems to be something wrong with it. Are you trying to lie to me about the tuition?" Lin Jiajun said.
Brother You shook his head: "Money is not a problem. Mr. Luo paid me alone, which is much more than your labor fee. But no matter how much money you have, it is not as important as a heir with rare talent! Ah Jun, You seriously think about it!"
"Wait a minute, pay? Why don't I know?" Lin Jiajun asked.
"You are a policeman. If I give you this kind of money, the ICAC will investigate you. I am doing it for your own good." Brother Friend said seriously.
"Choose, then your labor fee will be gone."
"Please, if you are willing to learn Taoism from me, I will support you! What do you think? Think about it!" Brother You said sincerely.
"Brother You, Brother You, if Brother Jun is unwilling, you can consider leaving it to me!"
Zhou Xingxing interjected loudly: "I have had some strange dreams since I was a child. They were all about women without clothes, which made me so nervous. Also, when I was a child, I met a prostitute who said something about me. Bones is amazing, he is a unique genius, and he even sold me a copy of Tathagata Palm for a very cheap price!"
"Then have you finished practicing?" Fei Bo asked curiously.
"Brother Bo, use your brain. If you succeed in practicing, I will still eat egg fried rice with you here?" Zhou Xingxing asked confidently.
Fat Bo gave a thumbs up: "Axing, if you can shamelessly say such things, I admire you!"
"Brother You, to be honest, think about me, I am very serious in my work." Zhou Xingxing said.
Brother You had no choice but to say: "Practice my Taoism, and a boy like me can truly display its power. However, it is fine if you are not a boy, but after practicing, you must abstain from sex. You can do it." , I can teach you as well.”
Zhou Xingxing was taken aback for a moment, and then changed his words: "Just pretend I didn't say it!"
Continue to bury your head and eat.
Brother You ignored him at all, but continued to persuade Lin Jiajun with earnest words: "Ajun, actually, things between men and women are just that, it's not interesting. If you can bear it, I'll give you three years to get started, five years to go." Within a year, I will experience the joy of being single...oh no, practicing Taoism!"
"Brother You, you are a 38-year-old boy, tell me now that sex between men and women is meaningless, do you think I will believe it?"
Lin Jiajun patted Brother You's arm: "Forget it, when there is someone who doesn't need abstinence, let's talk about it."
(End of this chapter)
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