prodigal director

Chapter 152 Why Are You So Desperate To Be Beaten 【Wan Geng Subscribe】

Hao Huan went out with a travel backpack, which contained a suit, a pair of leather shoes, a change of casual clothes and two pairs of socks.

I will start participating in the Golden Bull Film Festival tomorrow morning, go out to take a plane this afternoon, and fly back at noon the day after tomorrow.

Just treat it as a two-day trip, relax, and when you come back from the Golden Bull Awards Film Festival, it's time to prepare for the filming of the new film.

Taking the elevator down to the underground garage, Hao Huan walked to the car, and Wang Lexin trotted over pulling a pink suitcase from the elevator of the building next door.

"What's the rush! Don't participate in the film festival if you fall down later!" Hao Huan opened the car door and shouted.

Wang Lexin then slowed down and walked slowly, dragging her suitcase.

"boarding!"

When Wang Lexin put the suitcase in the trunk, Hao Huan urged him abruptly.

Wang Lexin slipped in, sat on the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt, excitedly said: "Boss, the box office has just exceeded 50 billion!"

Hao Huan drove the car and said indifferently: "It's only 50 billion, I'm not excited, how can you be excited?"

A mere 50 billion?
Well, you're floating!

You were very excited when the box office was 5 million before!

Now it’s 50 billion, and you’re still unmoved!

Wang Lexin doesn't care, anyway, she has a share of the honor of "Infernal Affairs". On the movie introduction, her name is listed in the director column!
So, can she not be excited?

"Infernal Affairs", that is also the one that I poured a lot of effort into, okay?
She said excitedly and looking forward to it: "It's only 20 days and it's 50 billion. By then, it will break the box office record of "Decisive Battle" after one month of release. By then, you will be a big director with a box office of [-] billion!"

Hao Huan said disdainfully: "Does it still take a full month? Now I'm already a director with a box office of tens of billions!"

"Ah? Let me figure it out!"

Wang Lexin suddenly snapped her fingers and began to count: ""Saw" counts at 2 million yuan, "Orphan's Grudge" does not count at the North American box office, plus "Age of Fright" counts at 1 million yuan, "Soul Night" counts at 47 billion, plus Up to 50 billion..."

She suddenly exclaimed: "It's really enough for 100 billion!"

Hao Huan was also convinced by this guy's yelling and stupidity, and said, "I just realized it now, did you forget to take your brains out!"

Wang Lexin explained: "Didn't I just focus on the box office of "Infernal Affairs", so I didn't calculate it so clearly!"

Hao Huan drove the car out of the garage, and said contemptuously: "Is this still worth it? "Return to Soul Night" has a box office of 47 billion, and now "Infernal Affairs" has a box office of 51 billion, which adds up to 98 billion! Just you and a stupid pig Seeing how stupid you are, I seriously suspect that you lied to me about having won a scholarship!"

"I didn't lie to you! I really got a scholarship!" Wang Lexin said earnestly, and at the end he emphasized: "I got the No.1 scholarship by taking the IQ test!"

Hao Huan chuckled: "Why don't I believe it? Why do you think you look very smart?"

"Everywhere looks like it!" Wang Lexin was not convinced.

Hao Huan thought of a way to bully her again, and said, "Okay, then I'll ask you a question, and if you can answer it, I won't call you an idiot in the future."

Wang Lexin felt cheated, and said wittily: "It must not be a question that takes a sharp turn, and it must not be a question that can have multiple answers. Nothing I say is right!"

"Row!"

Hao Huan said, "Why is a place where you drink alcohol called a nightclub, but a place where you spend the night called a hotel? Please answer, this is not a question with multiple answers, but a common-sense question in life."

Wang Lexin was instantly mute. What kind of common sense question is this?
Why is a place where you drink alcohol called a nightclub, but a place where you spend the night called a hotel?
right……

Why is this happening?

strange!
She had a headache and said, "I can't answer this, it doesn't count!"

"Okay, then I'll change it."

Hao Huan asked: "Why is the refrigerator a cabinet, but the freezer is a box?"

"..."

Wang Lexin has a headache again, I don't know why!And I didn't name the fridge freezer!

She refused, this kind of question can't test her IQ at all, right?

She asked back: "Then why do you say?"

Hao Huan said: "I'm asking you now, if you can't answer it, it means you are not smart at all, and I will continue to call you a stupid pig in the future!"

Wang Lexin snorted: "This kind of question has no solution at all! So this question doesn't count!"

"Okay, then I'll give you another chance."

Hao Huan continued to ask: "Why is the elevator used to stand, but it is said to take the elevator?"

"..."

Wang Lexin was dumbfounded again!
You are afraid that you are a badass!

But yes!
Why is everyone standing in the elevator, but they say they are taking the elevator?
Hao Huan saw that she was confused and unable to answer, and continued to say: "Why is it called Roujiamo, which is obviously made of buns with meat in them?"

Wang Lexin opened her eyes, yes!

Why is this happening?

I have been eating Roujiamo for so long, and this is the first time I realize this strange problem!

Hao Huan then asked: "Why do people say they are sunbathing while lying on the beach?"

"Why is the toilet called a toilet when it is clearly for human use?"

"Why are cucumbers green?"

"Why is it called fire fighting instead of fire fighting when a fire breaks out? It's clear that people are saved instead of fires."

One by one, Wang Lexin felt that he was really stupid after hearing the questions that seriously damaged his IQ!

She couldn't answer any of the questions Hao Huan asked!

"How? Admit that you are a stupid pig this time, right?" Hao Huan smiled triumphantly.

Wang Lexin's head was getting dizzy, and he asked back: "You did it on purpose! These questions can't be answered at all! Otherwise, you can answer them for me!"

Hao Huan chuckled: "That's because you are stupid, so you can't answer! Listen, the reason why drinking places are called nightclubs is because they basically rest during the day and only open at night. And the reason why the place where you spend the night is called a hotel , because the hotel was called a post station in ancient times, and there was a sign of wine hanging outside, so it was called a hotel.”

Wang Lexin was dumbfounded, does this really have an answer?So am I really stupid?

She asked dissatisfiedly: "Then why is it that you are standing in the elevator, but you say you are taking the elevator?"

Hao Huan replied: "Because 'sitting' means staying and staying. When the elevator is in operation, the distance between the person and the elevator is relatively static and there is no longitudinal displacement, so it can be called sitting."

Wang Lexin felt that her IQ had been hit hard, and she gritted her teeth and said, "What about the Roujiamo?"

Hao Huan said: "This is very simple! The ancients used to call it Roujiayumo, which means that the meat is sandwiched by the bun, but later people felt that it sounded uncomfortable, so it was shortened to Roujiamo!"

Wang Lexin suddenly realized, she suddenly felt that compared to Hao Huan, she felt really stupid and crying...

At this moment, she didn't care if she was stupid or not, she asked curiously: "What about the others?"

I don't know the rest!

Hao Huan pretended to be profound and said: "The other things are easier! But I am too lazy to explain so much to you! Otherwise, when I think that I hired a stupid pig as an assistant, I would like to slap myself and let myself Reflect on yourself!"

"..."

Wang Lexin was stabbed in the heart again, calling me a stupid pig every day, which made me wonder if I was really stupid!

She pouted and didn't tell me, so I'll go online to find the answer!
She searched one by one and found that the questions Hao Huan asked actually had a reasonable answer and explanation!
"Hey……"

She looked out the car window and sighed melancholy, I'm not stupid, I used to be a top student too!
It must be red if you are close to vermilion, and black if you are close to ink!

No one ever said I was stupid before, it was only after becoming your assistant that you called me stupid every day!So even if I'm stupid, I was infected by you!

She successfully put the blame on Hao Huan's head, and after thinking about it, she felt that her explanation was perfect, and there was a smug smile on her face that Hao Huan couldn't find out.

……

After a while.

When the car arrived at the underground parking lot opposite the airport, Hao Huan and Wang Lexin put on masks and walked towards the inside of the airport.

Traveling after becoming famous shouldn’t be too much trouble.Since appearing on three popular variety shows to promote "Infernal Affairs", even Wang Lexin has now become famous. With her silly and innocent character and her soft and sweet face, she has gained many fans, so If she goes out without wearing a mask, some people will recognize her stupid look.

For example, when passing through the security check now, they were immediately recognized by the airport staff and individual passengers after taking off their masks, causing many people to take pictures and record videos with their mobile phones.

It was not until entering the VIP waiting room that I was able to get rid of the process of being watched and secretly photographed by the crowd.

……

two hours later.

The plane was not delayed and was about to land in the international metropolis of Haishi.

It was the first time for Wang Lexin to come to this international metropolis. When she was on the plane, she looked down at the sea market outside the window of the spaceship like a child. Hao Huan wanted to slap her ass and make her sit still!

10 minute later.

When the plane landed, the two of Hao Huan took their luggage and walked outside.

"We're leaving the airport now."

The message he sent to Huang Hao, because Huang Hao is from Haishi, after confirming that Hao Huan will participate in the Golden Bull Award Film Festival, he offered to show his friendship as a landlord, so he made a special trip to pick up the plane, and arranged two days for Hao Huan. A presidential suite in a five-star hotel.

Hao Huan saw that this guy was so active in courting him, thinking that it would be a fool not to take advantage of it, so he took advantage of this guy.

After all, after "Infernal Affairs" became popular now, Huang Hao, a veteran actor, also became popular and returned to the pinnacle of film and television.

"here!"

Huang Hao pressed down the car window and waved. It was too easy for him to recognize Hao Huan and Hao Huan even if they were wearing masks.

After putting away the luggage and getting in the car, Huang Hao immediately blared: "You two can't do it! The fact that you haven't been recognized by the tourists means that you are not famous enough. If it were me, the whole airport is now cheering and shouting for me. name!"

"Will you die if you don't brag?" Hao Huan stabbed Huang Hao with disdain.

Huang Hao stopped bragging, and the old Barou, who was no longer young, showed an uneasy and kind smile on his face: "It's been so long since the filming of "Infernal Affairs", do you have any plans to make a new movie recently?"

Hao Huan didn't hide anything, and said, "After participating in this film festival, I will go back to make a new movie!"

When Huang Hao heard that there was something going on, he coughed and said, "That's a coincidence! My schedule is not very busy in the next few months, and I can just shoot your new movie!"

"That's really a coincidence!"

Hao Huan said: "It just so happens that I don't plan to ask you to make a new movie this time!"

Wang Lexin couldn't help laughing, Teacher Huang Hao is already in his forties, and it's shameless to be so stinky!But when he meets Hao Huan, don't expect him to get a bargain!
Huang Hao said helplessly: "Boy Hao, can't you respect senior? I've put down my body to show you clearly, how dare you refuse!"

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about!" Hao Huan said, "We're not particularly familiar with each other, right?"

"..."

This is really heartbreaking!
But it is indeed true!
Huang Hao snorted, and said arrogantly: "I fooled you! Even if you want to ask me to make a movie next time, I don't have time to talk to you! Now that "Infernal Affairs" is so abnormal at the box office, my acting skills in the movie are so bad. It exploded so badly that I beat you all hard, so now a lot of directors want to find me to make a movie, so I don't even know that I should take a script!
Hey, it's not a good thing that this person is too good!In the past, I didn't have a script to choose, but now I don't know which script to choose, it's a headache! "

Hao Huan said again, "You can choose whatever you want. Anyway, your peak period is "Infernal Affairs". No matter what you shoot next, it will be mediocre."

Huang Hao was extremely disgusted: "Why do you deserve to be beaten so much!"

Wang Lexin deeply agreed, and nodded quietly, I think so too!
The car drove to the five-star hotel.

Huang Hao said: "I'll take you up first to put your luggage away, and then I'll take you to eat seafood delicacies that you have never eaten before!"

Wang Lexin became hungry after hearing this!

I can't wait to transfer instantly.

This night, Huang Hao fulfilled his duty as a landlord. Hao Huan and Hao Huan were almost exhausted from eating the priceless delicacies.

If it weren't for the fact that they were both celebrities, it would have been quite nice to go for a stroll on the Bund this evening. However, after eating and drinking, Hao Huan and his wife could only go back to the hotel to watch the beautiful night view of the city.

"Have a good rest tonight! I will pick you up at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."

Huang Hao drove away.

The two of Hao Huan walked into the five-star hotel, took the elevator up to the presidential suite on the highest floor, and looked at the beautiful night view of the Bund from the window.

In the presidential suite next door, Wang Lexin was rolling on the comfortable big bed. Hao Huan never lived in such a luxurious presidential suite when he took her on a business trip or filming outside!
Teacher Huang Hao is too grand!

But it’s a shame to live in such a big room by myself!

She sent a message to Liu Yuxi: "Sister Yuxi, are you here?"

Not long after, Liu Yuxi replied: "I just got out of the airport, now I'm going to the hotel."

Wang Lexin posted the location of the hotel, recorded a video of the luxurious presidential suite, and said, "Come and live with me, my presidential suite is so big, it's too bad to sleep alone!"

Liu Yuxi then replied: "Okay, I'll take a taxi there now."

Hehe...

Wang Lexin smiled reassuringly, with Sister Yuxi here, it will be much easier to wear a dress and make up tomorrow morning!

I am such a genius!
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