super showman
Chapter 23 You Have Aphrodisiacs, I Have Balls
Chapter 23 You Have Aphrodisiacs, I Have Balls
"Let me in, do you think I have no money?" Lin Gengjiu's voice came, and Pan Yi heard it immediately.
What is Lao Lin doing here?Pan Yi was a little puzzled, recalling Lin Gengjiu's WeChat account earlier today, and realized that the content of the outdoor live broadcast of this guy today is Ye Chuang Dizun KTV.
"I'm sorry sir, we cannot enter Emperor KTV without an appointment, please forgive me."
At this time, Pan Yi was at the counter with Ma Yuanyuan and others, and was blocked by a screen, so he couldn't see the person at the door.
"What time is it, and you're already full?" Lin Gengjiu didn't give up.
"Excuse me, sir, even if there are no customers, we still need to make an appointment here."
"Wow! Brothers, you have seen it, this place is like a dragon's lake and a tiger's den, I need your support, let's use the big sword!" Lin Gengjiu shouted loudly.
Ma Yuanyuan and the others have already ordered food and drink, leading the way in front, and walked towards the deep box, Wei Xiaodan: "Pan Yi, let's go." Pan Yi nodded, walked at the back, and walked towards the waiter Xiaodan Zhang whispered: "The one outside the door is my friend, please invite him in. But he doesn't know I'm coming, you don't need to let him know, I'm here."
Xiao Zhang nodded respectfully, this Pan Yi was dressed in shabby clothes, but he had an indescribable aura, not to mention that even Xu Shaoliu was very respectful to him, so Xiao Zhang didn't dare to neglect him.He is an old employee of Emperor Zun, and he takes care of such things every day, and his professionalism is watertight. As soon as Pan Yi left, Xiao Zhang went straight to the door and invited Lin Gengjiu in.
Lin Gengjiu: "Didn't you say that you won't be allowed in without an appointment? Didn't I just come in?" Lin Gengjiu continued to pretend, "Brothers, what do you say about this wave of aggressiveness?"
On the screen of the mobile phone, "It's mainly waves", "It's still too good", "It's okay, I'll give you a gift, don't talk about it".
Stepping into the luxury box, Pan Yi couldn't help feeling that it was poverty that limited my imagination.The usual KTV box is no more than a few hundred square meters, but this luxury box looks like a villa, and the decoration is extremely luxurious. Pan Yi wondered if even the toilet in the toilet is gold-plated?
The walls and ceilings of the luxury boxes are top-notch sound systems, and you can also adjust the effect of K-songs. After singing, a sound engineer will directly edit and fix the sound. The treatment is the same as the effect of a large-scale singing show on a satellite TV. .There is even a legend that when singers go to the recording studio to record, they are embarrassed to greet people when they go out. Only when they come to Emperor Zun KTV to record, can they be regarded as really dignified.
However, those big stars and singers of them go to the boxes with a higher standard, and this luxury box can only be regarded as the mid-range box of Emperor Zun.
"Eat well, drink well!" Liu Chang changed his usual youthful demeanor, and became more polite to Liu Jiandi and the others.Everyone in Liu Jiandi knew that Liu Chang and the others were so talkative because of Pan Yi's face, and they admired Pan Yi even more in their hearts.
"Young Master Pan, come and sing about my 82 Lafite!"
Pan Yi: "Haha, I really haven't drunk Lafite from 82, but Coke from 82."
Xu Zihao and Liu Chang were taken aback. On the surface, these words sounded poor, but in fact they were very popular. Although Lafite in 82 was expensive, it might not be rare, but Coke in 82 was not for ordinary people. If you can drink it, you have to go to the original Coke factory in the United States to buy it, right?Tsk tsk, look at their taste, it's amazing, I just love the smell of expired, how can ordinary people understand?The main thing is the trench!Looking at it this way, it seems that this Lafite is a bit helpless.
If Pan Yi knew what these two living treasures were thinking at this time, he would be shocked and laugh out loud.They had preconceptions, and whatever Pan Yi said would be interpreted as pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger. Especially after Pan Yi's god-like acting just now, they couldn't help but not believe it.
Although Pan Yi knew that the drama performance just now had stunned them, when he picked up the wine glass, his heart still jumped. After all, aphrodisiacs do not belong to injuries, and he doesn't know whether the cool trick will work or not.At this moment, Pan Yi decided to ask Fat Qiuqiu.
"Qiaoqiu, Qiuqiu, don't sleep."
Fat Qiuqiu's eyes were sleepy: "I hate it, don't bother me."
Pan Yi had no choice but to coax, "Qiuqiu is good, get up quickly, brother has something to ask you."
Fat Ball's chubby belly trembled, and Pan Yi thought he was about to get up, but he turned over, with his butt facing Pan Yi.
Pan Yi: "???"
Chubby Qiuqiu's buttocks are chubby, which is quite cute.
"Qiaoqiu, do you know about aphrodisiacs?"
"What?" Fat Qiuqiu straightened up like a carp, and sat up.
Pan Yi was taken aback. He never expected that Qiuqiu's body size could be as strong as a carp. This does not conform to the common sense of physics!
"You mean aphrodisiac?"
"correct."
"I know too well, I have helped the host practice before."
Pan Yi pointed at Fat Qiuqiu, heartbroken: "I didn't expect you to be such a Qiuqiu! Help the host practice such obscene things! How do you practice?"
Fat Qiuqiu looked contemptuous: "You will also practice in the future."
Pan Yi: "???"
Fat Ball: "When you make the alchemy furnace, you will be able to refine it."
Pan Yi: "What pill furnace? What are you talking about?"
Fat Qiuqiu slapped his forehead: "Ah, my brain, yes, you haven't activated the casting skill yet. Sao Rui, Sao Rui, I'm sleepy."
Pan Yi: "."
It turns out that the casting skills are so good, I don't know what kind of magic weapon can be made besides the alchemy furnace.As for alchemy, since you can refine the aphrodisiac Viagra, you can also refine other pills. If you can refine the pill to treat birth defects, the children in Mingguang Orphanage will be saved!
But right now, the matter of aphrodisiacs is still important.
"Qiaoqiu, let me ask you, if I am in danger, will you remind me?"
"I try my best."
"???"
"Okay, okay, let me remind you, ah, stop rubbing, your face will be ruined by you!"
Pan Yi let go of his hand, "You sleep all day, you can remind me what a ghost! You still need to sleep a lot, and if you sleep again, you will be so fat that you won't be able to stand up, Qiuqiu."
Fat Ball showed the same angry expression as all fat people: "You, you, you?!"
Pan Yi quickly rubbed his belly, flattering him: "Haha, the fatter you are, the cuter you are, anyway, I like it."
Chubby Qiuqiu nodded his head, and said innocently: "Really? Do you really like my fat?"
Pan Yi touched his nose: "Of course it's fake."
Fat Qiuqiu lay back, your cutie doesn't want to talk to you.
Pan Yi hurriedly rubbed him again: "Just kidding, I like everything about you, okay?" , how could he despise him for being fat?
Fat Qiuqiu's mood improved, and he answered Pan Yi's previous question: "Don't worry, you are my host, and we are already one. Whether it is dangerous or anything that is not good for you, I will warn you in advance. , whether I'm sleeping or not."
When Pan Yi heard this, he immediately had a bottom line in his heart.
Hmph, you have aphrodisiacs and tricks, but I have balls!
(End of this chapter)
"Let me in, do you think I have no money?" Lin Gengjiu's voice came, and Pan Yi heard it immediately.
What is Lao Lin doing here?Pan Yi was a little puzzled, recalling Lin Gengjiu's WeChat account earlier today, and realized that the content of the outdoor live broadcast of this guy today is Ye Chuang Dizun KTV.
"I'm sorry sir, we cannot enter Emperor KTV without an appointment, please forgive me."
At this time, Pan Yi was at the counter with Ma Yuanyuan and others, and was blocked by a screen, so he couldn't see the person at the door.
"What time is it, and you're already full?" Lin Gengjiu didn't give up.
"Excuse me, sir, even if there are no customers, we still need to make an appointment here."
"Wow! Brothers, you have seen it, this place is like a dragon's lake and a tiger's den, I need your support, let's use the big sword!" Lin Gengjiu shouted loudly.
Ma Yuanyuan and the others have already ordered food and drink, leading the way in front, and walked towards the deep box, Wei Xiaodan: "Pan Yi, let's go." Pan Yi nodded, walked at the back, and walked towards the waiter Xiaodan Zhang whispered: "The one outside the door is my friend, please invite him in. But he doesn't know I'm coming, you don't need to let him know, I'm here."
Xiao Zhang nodded respectfully, this Pan Yi was dressed in shabby clothes, but he had an indescribable aura, not to mention that even Xu Shaoliu was very respectful to him, so Xiao Zhang didn't dare to neglect him.He is an old employee of Emperor Zun, and he takes care of such things every day, and his professionalism is watertight. As soon as Pan Yi left, Xiao Zhang went straight to the door and invited Lin Gengjiu in.
Lin Gengjiu: "Didn't you say that you won't be allowed in without an appointment? Didn't I just come in?" Lin Gengjiu continued to pretend, "Brothers, what do you say about this wave of aggressiveness?"
On the screen of the mobile phone, "It's mainly waves", "It's still too good", "It's okay, I'll give you a gift, don't talk about it".
Stepping into the luxury box, Pan Yi couldn't help feeling that it was poverty that limited my imagination.The usual KTV box is no more than a few hundred square meters, but this luxury box looks like a villa, and the decoration is extremely luxurious. Pan Yi wondered if even the toilet in the toilet is gold-plated?
The walls and ceilings of the luxury boxes are top-notch sound systems, and you can also adjust the effect of K-songs. After singing, a sound engineer will directly edit and fix the sound. The treatment is the same as the effect of a large-scale singing show on a satellite TV. .There is even a legend that when singers go to the recording studio to record, they are embarrassed to greet people when they go out. Only when they come to Emperor Zun KTV to record, can they be regarded as really dignified.
However, those big stars and singers of them go to the boxes with a higher standard, and this luxury box can only be regarded as the mid-range box of Emperor Zun.
"Eat well, drink well!" Liu Chang changed his usual youthful demeanor, and became more polite to Liu Jiandi and the others.Everyone in Liu Jiandi knew that Liu Chang and the others were so talkative because of Pan Yi's face, and they admired Pan Yi even more in their hearts.
"Young Master Pan, come and sing about my 82 Lafite!"
Pan Yi: "Haha, I really haven't drunk Lafite from 82, but Coke from 82."
Xu Zihao and Liu Chang were taken aback. On the surface, these words sounded poor, but in fact they were very popular. Although Lafite in 82 was expensive, it might not be rare, but Coke in 82 was not for ordinary people. If you can drink it, you have to go to the original Coke factory in the United States to buy it, right?Tsk tsk, look at their taste, it's amazing, I just love the smell of expired, how can ordinary people understand?The main thing is the trench!Looking at it this way, it seems that this Lafite is a bit helpless.
If Pan Yi knew what these two living treasures were thinking at this time, he would be shocked and laugh out loud.They had preconceptions, and whatever Pan Yi said would be interpreted as pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger. Especially after Pan Yi's god-like acting just now, they couldn't help but not believe it.
Although Pan Yi knew that the drama performance just now had stunned them, when he picked up the wine glass, his heart still jumped. After all, aphrodisiacs do not belong to injuries, and he doesn't know whether the cool trick will work or not.At this moment, Pan Yi decided to ask Fat Qiuqiu.
"Qiaoqiu, Qiuqiu, don't sleep."
Fat Qiuqiu's eyes were sleepy: "I hate it, don't bother me."
Pan Yi had no choice but to coax, "Qiuqiu is good, get up quickly, brother has something to ask you."
Fat Ball's chubby belly trembled, and Pan Yi thought he was about to get up, but he turned over, with his butt facing Pan Yi.
Pan Yi: "???"
Chubby Qiuqiu's buttocks are chubby, which is quite cute.
"Qiaoqiu, do you know about aphrodisiacs?"
"What?" Fat Qiuqiu straightened up like a carp, and sat up.
Pan Yi was taken aback. He never expected that Qiuqiu's body size could be as strong as a carp. This does not conform to the common sense of physics!
"You mean aphrodisiac?"
"correct."
"I know too well, I have helped the host practice before."
Pan Yi pointed at Fat Qiuqiu, heartbroken: "I didn't expect you to be such a Qiuqiu! Help the host practice such obscene things! How do you practice?"
Fat Qiuqiu looked contemptuous: "You will also practice in the future."
Pan Yi: "???"
Fat Ball: "When you make the alchemy furnace, you will be able to refine it."
Pan Yi: "What pill furnace? What are you talking about?"
Fat Qiuqiu slapped his forehead: "Ah, my brain, yes, you haven't activated the casting skill yet. Sao Rui, Sao Rui, I'm sleepy."
Pan Yi: "."
It turns out that the casting skills are so good, I don't know what kind of magic weapon can be made besides the alchemy furnace.As for alchemy, since you can refine the aphrodisiac Viagra, you can also refine other pills. If you can refine the pill to treat birth defects, the children in Mingguang Orphanage will be saved!
But right now, the matter of aphrodisiacs is still important.
"Qiaoqiu, let me ask you, if I am in danger, will you remind me?"
"I try my best."
"???"
"Okay, okay, let me remind you, ah, stop rubbing, your face will be ruined by you!"
Pan Yi let go of his hand, "You sleep all day, you can remind me what a ghost! You still need to sleep a lot, and if you sleep again, you will be so fat that you won't be able to stand up, Qiuqiu."
Fat Ball showed the same angry expression as all fat people: "You, you, you?!"
Pan Yi quickly rubbed his belly, flattering him: "Haha, the fatter you are, the cuter you are, anyway, I like it."
Chubby Qiuqiu nodded his head, and said innocently: "Really? Do you really like my fat?"
Pan Yi touched his nose: "Of course it's fake."
Fat Qiuqiu lay back, your cutie doesn't want to talk to you.
Pan Yi hurriedly rubbed him again: "Just kidding, I like everything about you, okay?" , how could he despise him for being fat?
Fat Qiuqiu's mood improved, and he answered Pan Yi's previous question: "Don't worry, you are my host, and we are already one. Whether it is dangerous or anything that is not good for you, I will warn you in advance. , whether I'm sleeping or not."
When Pan Yi heard this, he immediately had a bottom line in his heart.
Hmph, you have aphrodisiacs and tricks, but I have balls!
(End of this chapter)
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