super showman
Chapter 30 Nostril Picking Doesn't Work
Chapter 30 Nostril Picking Doesn't Work
"Pan Yi, which floor do you live on?" Ma Yuanyuan felt very proud of Yuan Mingrixiang and Ulinaza when she got angry and felt a sense of accomplishment.
Being able to not lose in the confrontation with these two beauties is already considered a comprehensive strategic victory.Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan thought so.
"I live on the seventh floor, hehe, I just moved here today." Pan Yi took Zou Xiaoai's little hand, pressed the elevator on the seventh floor, and replied with a smile.
"Really?!! We also live on the seventh floor!!! What a coincidence! Is this fate?" Wei Xiaodan blushed and squeezed Ma Yuanyuan's hand hard.
The two of them watched a lot of TV series and believed in their destiny. When they heard that Pan Yi also lived on the seventh floor, they felt a little numb as if they had been struck by lightning.This high-end community belongs to the fighter planes in the community. There are only two families on each floor. Since Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan moved in, there has never been any movement next door. Today, I finally have a neighbor, and it is Pan Yi. How can there be such a coincidence in the world? ?This is not fate, what is fate?
When the seventh floor arrived, several people got out of the elevator.
"Essence of Favor +500 Essence of Favor +500"
Pan Yi's scalp was numb.
This is the first time since Pan Yi's rebirth, the essence of conflicting income
What's wrong with this?Ma Huhu asked you to come to help him educate his daughter, but you are good, teach and teach, and let him win directly.The flower-picking thief also pays attention to being a thief and having a good way, so it's not too much, right?Taking advantage of others, and taking away their daughter, isn't this a beast?
No, it seems that the mess must be cut quickly, otherwise feelings, once they take root, will definitely get out of hand! What do you think?
Pan Yi thought for a while, then slowly stretched out his hand, and directly picked his nostrils
Isn't it said that girls like clean boys?Picking my nose, I can always scare you off, right?
"Essence of Favor +1 Essence of Favor +1"
Pan Yi staggered, almost slit his nostrils.
What's the matter?Does picking your nose increase your liking?Could it be that the way I pick my nose let you see the hidden light in the depths of my soul?Are you so discerning?
Zou Xiaoai: "Brother, you are so dirty!"
Ma Yuanyuan: "Xiao Ai, this is called a mild-mannered person."
Wei Xiaodan: "That's right, if you don't pick your nose, how can you call yourself a man?"
Pan Yi caressed his forehead. It seems that this method is not feasible. Even picking one's nose can create a relationship with a man?It seems that one has to do some outrageous things to get their dislike.
But besides being dirty, what else do girls hate?This is really troublesome.
Just when Pan Yi was thinking hard, Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan's hearts were raised in their throats——
Why did Pan Yi suddenly stop talking?And the look seems to be a little wandering?God, he doesn't want to come into our house, does he?Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan became vigilant.
Although they fell in love with Pan Yi at first sight, because of the good education they received in their childhood, they had the reserve and caution that a good girl should have in their bones.This kind of nobleness in their bones is in stark contrast to the rebelliousness and boldness they showed at this time because of their puberty.Let's put it this way, if Pan Yi really wanted to come in, they would definitely not allow it.
"Brother, let's go back, I'm sleepy." Zou Xiaoai tugged at the corner of Pan Yi's clothes.
Pan Yi came back to his senses, "You two should rest earlier, we'll go back first."
Seeing that Pan Yi didn't intend to come in, Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan breathed a sigh of relief, and as soon as he let go, there was a vague sense of loss in his heart, which he couldn't explain clearly.
"OK, good night!"
"good night!"
The four went back to their respective homes.
After closing the door, Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan leaned against the door, their chests rising and falling, and Pan Yi was still in their minds, unable to calm down for a long time.
But Pan Yi, who closed the door, had to face a cute and serious face.
"Pan Yi!" Sitting on the sofa, Zou Xiaoai called out very melancholy.
Pan Yi shook his head, and again and again, Xiao Ai was indeed angry, and every time Xiao Ai was angry, she would call herself Pan Yi instead of elder brother.
"Xiao Ai, what do you call me?"
"You also know that you are my brother, I thought you forgot." Very resentful.
"What, how could I forget?"
"Haven't you forgotten how to fight with others? With your physique, who can you beat? Be careful not to be beaten!"
Pan Yi smiled wryly, if you saw how domineering your brother is in Emperor Zun KTV, you would probably cry in fright, Xiao Ai.
"When you were fighting, why didn't you think of me? Didn't you think of Mother Lu? And Xiaobing, Xiaokang"
Pan Yi quickly interrupted her: "Okay, Xiao Ai, I admit my mistake, it's okay to admit my mistake."
"Brother will make people worry, woo woo woo. If there is anything wrong with you, no one will want me. woo woo woo." Zou Xiaoai couldn't stand it anymore, and burst into tears.
"What is Xiao Ai talking about? My brother will be fine. Even if something happens, Xiao Ai still has Mother Lu, and other brothers and sisters from the orphanage."
"Don't! Don't! Xiao Ai only wants an older brother! Huh, huh."
Pan Yi's heart softened, thinking of the big umbrella in the rain when he first met her, he hugged Zou Xiaoai and comforted her softly.It turned out that in her young heart, she was so insecure, but Pan Yi, who brought her back to the orphanage, undoubtedly became a harbor in her heart.
"Brother, will you not want me one day?" Zou Xiaoai raised her face, and the pear blossoms were raining.
"Stupid child, just talk stupid things, how could I not want you?" Pan Yi gently patted her head.
"It's been said on TV that once a man falls in love, he becomes a fool. Brother, if you become a fool one day, you will definitely forget about Xiao Ai!"
Pan Yi was stunned, what kind of logic is this?This brain circuit is too strange.
"My brother is so smart, how could he become stupid? A joke! My brother is known as a smart star in the suburbs. This title is not for nothing. Xiao Ai, you can rest assured, hehe!"
"It's over, it's over, what was said on TV is indeed true, brother, you are already stupid!" Zou Xiaoai exclaimed, "It must be those bad women just now who made you stupid! No, I want to call 120"
Pan Yi: "???" Zou Xiaoai, who was about to make a phone call, had a black line on his face.
"Those sisters are not bad women, Xiao Ai, they are"
"I don't care, they want to take my brother away and turn him into a mentally handicapped man."
Pan Yi: "???"
mentally retarded?
"Xiao Ai, if you do this again, I will spank you!" Pan Yi scowled softly with a straight face.
This trick really worked, Zou Xiaoai pursed her lips: "I know how to scare people."
Pan Yi: "When I see a few older sisters in the future, I will call them older sisters, you know?"
Zou Xiaoai: "As long as you call me sister-in-law, you can talk about anything."
Pan Yi: "???" She was completely defeated.
"Hello, brother."
"what?"
"These four are bad. These four sisters, which one do you like the most?"
Today is the third update~~~Please recommend tickets, please collect, please comment~~~
(End of this chapter)
"Pan Yi, which floor do you live on?" Ma Yuanyuan felt very proud of Yuan Mingrixiang and Ulinaza when she got angry and felt a sense of accomplishment.
Being able to not lose in the confrontation with these two beauties is already considered a comprehensive strategic victory.Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan thought so.
"I live on the seventh floor, hehe, I just moved here today." Pan Yi took Zou Xiaoai's little hand, pressed the elevator on the seventh floor, and replied with a smile.
"Really?!! We also live on the seventh floor!!! What a coincidence! Is this fate?" Wei Xiaodan blushed and squeezed Ma Yuanyuan's hand hard.
The two of them watched a lot of TV series and believed in their destiny. When they heard that Pan Yi also lived on the seventh floor, they felt a little numb as if they had been struck by lightning.This high-end community belongs to the fighter planes in the community. There are only two families on each floor. Since Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan moved in, there has never been any movement next door. Today, I finally have a neighbor, and it is Pan Yi. How can there be such a coincidence in the world? ?This is not fate, what is fate?
When the seventh floor arrived, several people got out of the elevator.
"Essence of Favor +500 Essence of Favor +500"
Pan Yi's scalp was numb.
This is the first time since Pan Yi's rebirth, the essence of conflicting income
What's wrong with this?Ma Huhu asked you to come to help him educate his daughter, but you are good, teach and teach, and let him win directly.The flower-picking thief also pays attention to being a thief and having a good way, so it's not too much, right?Taking advantage of others, and taking away their daughter, isn't this a beast?
No, it seems that the mess must be cut quickly, otherwise feelings, once they take root, will definitely get out of hand! What do you think?
Pan Yi thought for a while, then slowly stretched out his hand, and directly picked his nostrils
Isn't it said that girls like clean boys?Picking my nose, I can always scare you off, right?
"Essence of Favor +1 Essence of Favor +1"
Pan Yi staggered, almost slit his nostrils.
What's the matter?Does picking your nose increase your liking?Could it be that the way I pick my nose let you see the hidden light in the depths of my soul?Are you so discerning?
Zou Xiaoai: "Brother, you are so dirty!"
Ma Yuanyuan: "Xiao Ai, this is called a mild-mannered person."
Wei Xiaodan: "That's right, if you don't pick your nose, how can you call yourself a man?"
Pan Yi caressed his forehead. It seems that this method is not feasible. Even picking one's nose can create a relationship with a man?It seems that one has to do some outrageous things to get their dislike.
But besides being dirty, what else do girls hate?This is really troublesome.
Just when Pan Yi was thinking hard, Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan's hearts were raised in their throats——
Why did Pan Yi suddenly stop talking?And the look seems to be a little wandering?God, he doesn't want to come into our house, does he?Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan became vigilant.
Although they fell in love with Pan Yi at first sight, because of the good education they received in their childhood, they had the reserve and caution that a good girl should have in their bones.This kind of nobleness in their bones is in stark contrast to the rebelliousness and boldness they showed at this time because of their puberty.Let's put it this way, if Pan Yi really wanted to come in, they would definitely not allow it.
"Brother, let's go back, I'm sleepy." Zou Xiaoai tugged at the corner of Pan Yi's clothes.
Pan Yi came back to his senses, "You two should rest earlier, we'll go back first."
Seeing that Pan Yi didn't intend to come in, Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan breathed a sigh of relief, and as soon as he let go, there was a vague sense of loss in his heart, which he couldn't explain clearly.
"OK, good night!"
"good night!"
The four went back to their respective homes.
After closing the door, Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan leaned against the door, their chests rising and falling, and Pan Yi was still in their minds, unable to calm down for a long time.
But Pan Yi, who closed the door, had to face a cute and serious face.
"Pan Yi!" Sitting on the sofa, Zou Xiaoai called out very melancholy.
Pan Yi shook his head, and again and again, Xiao Ai was indeed angry, and every time Xiao Ai was angry, she would call herself Pan Yi instead of elder brother.
"Xiao Ai, what do you call me?"
"You also know that you are my brother, I thought you forgot." Very resentful.
"What, how could I forget?"
"Haven't you forgotten how to fight with others? With your physique, who can you beat? Be careful not to be beaten!"
Pan Yi smiled wryly, if you saw how domineering your brother is in Emperor Zun KTV, you would probably cry in fright, Xiao Ai.
"When you were fighting, why didn't you think of me? Didn't you think of Mother Lu? And Xiaobing, Xiaokang"
Pan Yi quickly interrupted her: "Okay, Xiao Ai, I admit my mistake, it's okay to admit my mistake."
"Brother will make people worry, woo woo woo. If there is anything wrong with you, no one will want me. woo woo woo." Zou Xiaoai couldn't stand it anymore, and burst into tears.
"What is Xiao Ai talking about? My brother will be fine. Even if something happens, Xiao Ai still has Mother Lu, and other brothers and sisters from the orphanage."
"Don't! Don't! Xiao Ai only wants an older brother! Huh, huh."
Pan Yi's heart softened, thinking of the big umbrella in the rain when he first met her, he hugged Zou Xiaoai and comforted her softly.It turned out that in her young heart, she was so insecure, but Pan Yi, who brought her back to the orphanage, undoubtedly became a harbor in her heart.
"Brother, will you not want me one day?" Zou Xiaoai raised her face, and the pear blossoms were raining.
"Stupid child, just talk stupid things, how could I not want you?" Pan Yi gently patted her head.
"It's been said on TV that once a man falls in love, he becomes a fool. Brother, if you become a fool one day, you will definitely forget about Xiao Ai!"
Pan Yi was stunned, what kind of logic is this?This brain circuit is too strange.
"My brother is so smart, how could he become stupid? A joke! My brother is known as a smart star in the suburbs. This title is not for nothing. Xiao Ai, you can rest assured, hehe!"
"It's over, it's over, what was said on TV is indeed true, brother, you are already stupid!" Zou Xiaoai exclaimed, "It must be those bad women just now who made you stupid! No, I want to call 120"
Pan Yi: "???" Zou Xiaoai, who was about to make a phone call, had a black line on his face.
"Those sisters are not bad women, Xiao Ai, they are"
"I don't care, they want to take my brother away and turn him into a mentally handicapped man."
Pan Yi: "???"
mentally retarded?
"Xiao Ai, if you do this again, I will spank you!" Pan Yi scowled softly with a straight face.
This trick really worked, Zou Xiaoai pursed her lips: "I know how to scare people."
Pan Yi: "When I see a few older sisters in the future, I will call them older sisters, you know?"
Zou Xiaoai: "As long as you call me sister-in-law, you can talk about anything."
Pan Yi: "???" She was completely defeated.
"Hello, brother."
"what?"
"These four are bad. These four sisters, which one do you like the most?"
Today is the third update~~~Please recommend tickets, please collect, please comment~~~
(End of this chapter)
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