super showman

Chapter 44

The Eastern Monkey was very angry and very upset!
Obviously agreed to meet at Qiliqiao tonight, what time is it?

What about honesty?What about quality?
Are people in the secular world so excessive?
Dongfang Xiong: "Brother, I'm hungry."

Dongfang Monkey was furious: "I just bought you skewers, are you hungry again? You know you are hungry! Useless things! Look at your bear!"

Dongfang Xiong was very aggrieved: "Their skewers here don't have much meat. Old Xiong, I even ate the bamboo sticks, but I'm still so hungry."

Dongfang Monkey was so angry: "You ate the bamboo stick? Spit it out quickly! Grass, spit it out!" He put his finger into Dongfang Bear's mouth and pinched his throat.Dongfang Bear opened its mouth, and Dongfang Monkey stretched its entire forearm in.
A series of thunderous applause erupted all around.

"Look at him, what a unique skill!"

"Exactly! It's not easy to smash a big stone in the chest and swallow a big sword these days, these two people are unconventional!"

"Yeah, I've only seen someone swallowing their fists, but never someone swallowing their arms! It's amazing, it's amazing!"

"Honestly, is he hungry?"

"Eat your arms when you're hungry? 666!"

Many pedestrians were deeply moved and put their change on the ground. After a while, the change became a pile.Dare to feel that these people regard Dongfang monkeys and Dongfang bears as entertainers.

Dongfang Xiong's face turned red: "We are not performing arts."

Dongfang Monkey raged: "Shut up, don't talk, my arm is still in your mouth! If you speak, my arm will be crushed by you!"

Dongfang Xiong: "@%￥@%￥@#...￥#..." almost crying.

Dongfang Monkey stirred back and forth in Dongfang Xiong's throat, but this bastard's throat was too big, like a sewer, and there was no response after holding it for a long time, so he had to pull out his hand, "You're throwing up!"

Dongfang Xiong said weakly: "Brother, I still don't want to vomit. If I vomit, I will be even hungrier."

Dongfang Monkey sighed while leaning on his forehead, it was really a mistake to bring this brother Xiong out this time.It's too embarrassing for the ability world!Forget it, anyway, this stupid brother is very rough, eat bamboo sticks, let's eat bamboo sticks, giant pandas are fine after eating them, I guess this stuff won't die.

Today, at six o'clock in the afternoon, these two brothers came to Qili Bridge.Pan Yi did not tell them the time or the meeting place. The two brothers were afraid of being exposed and did not dare to call and ask.So I had to walk around Qili Bridge, looking for Pan Yi.

But this Qiliqiao is the largest long-distance bus station in the imperial capital, how many people come and go, the traffic flow is second only to the West Railway Station.Dongfang monkey is short in stature, and it is afraid of being trampled to death when walking in the crowd, so it has to sit on the shoulder of Dongfang bear.As long as the figure is like Pan Yi, wearing a hat and sneakers, Dongfang Monkey will point at him, and Dongfang Xiong will inevitably push aside the flow of people and run towards the direction Dongfang Monkey points to.

But this is a long-distance bus station, and there are too many people wearing hats and sneakers... So, from a distance, these two guys are a bit like the Toyu Lu brothers in "Yu Yu Hakusho", but they are just missing. Brother Huyulu, who is wise, specializes in lifting other people's hat brims
Dongfang Xiong is extremely powerful, and with a light swipe, he can push the crowd away, causing a lot of riots. Later, the police cars came, but after asking, the two old brothers were just looking for someone, and they didn't hurt anyone. I didn't pursue anything.Later, he even used the horn of the police car to help them find someone: "Pan Yi, Pan Yi, your subpoena is waiting for you, your subpoena is waiting for you, please come to the North Square sign as soon as you hear it. Pan Yi, Pan Yi"

All the passers-by were holding back their laughter, where did this Lengtouqing come to Qili Bridge by boat?Dry boat?What are you doing?

It turns out that broadcasting works.In just three hours, five "Pan Yi" came to collect their tickets.Later, after verification, it was found that three of them wanted to travel and came to ask where they could get their ferry tickets. They wanted to fish in troubled waters; one of them had the same name as Pan Yi; the remaining one's surname was Pang, not Pan.

In this way, the broadcast has been occupying the horn in the corner of the North Square, and it has been broadcast for a long time without any effect. After Dongfang Xiong ate twelve packs of instant noodles from the police uncle, the police uncle removed the broadcast and led the brothers to the snack street.

With more than a hundred skewers, Dongfang Xiong was gone in no time.After eating, the two persevered and started their long journey to find Pan Yi again.I don’t know how long I searched, but the hundreds of skewers in Dongfang Bear’s belly had been digested. I still couldn’t find Pan Yi.Only then happened the scene that moved passers-by and raised funds to pay to watch the sideshow.

"Brother, what should we do now?" Dongfang Xiong's stomach growled.

Dongfang Monkey sighed, carrying such a thing is really tied up.It's better to tidy up the change on the ground and give it to Dongfang Xiong, and then put him in the snack street to find something to eat by himself.

As soon as the two stood up, they suddenly felt a chill in their hearts, and they both looked in one direction.

I saw that the fog was very thick over there, and the fog was about to break.

Eastern Monkey: "This is not an ordinary fog!"

Dongfang Xiong: "Come to work!"

The two cheered up and ran towards the thick fog.

Although Dongfang Xiong eats too much and his brain is not bright, he can clearly distinguish what is going on.When he was a child, he was punished by his master to face the wall for three days.In fact, the master was also speaking in anger, and the "three days" probably meant "a long time". After hearing this, ordinary clever disciples (such as Dongfang monkey) would face the wall for an afternoon and say a few nice words, and that would be enough.But Dongfang Xiong didn't mind, saying it was three days, it was three days.

That guy doesn't eat, drink, or poop.

When the master finally came over, Dongfang Xiong's face turned purple
That year, Dongfang Xiong was six years old.

The fog gradually approached, and the Eastern Monkey stopped suddenly.Dongfang Xiong respected this brother very much, and when he saw him stop, he quickly stopped: "Brother! What's wrong?!"

Dongfang Monkey made a silent gesture and closed his eyes.

This silencing gesture is to compare the finger to the mouth, and the Oriental Monkey seems to be listening carefully, closing its eyes and showing a pensive expression.Dongfang Xiong misunderstood again
what's going on?
Brother wants to kiss again?

You are such an adult and you still want to kiss, what kind of thing is this?

Today, when I was on the phone during the day, I also wanted to kiss, but then I stopped. Since I didn’t kiss, I pouted again. I really didn’t follow the routine, brother.
Dongfang Xiong used his "brains", um, maybe his brother was on the phone during the day, be shy. So Dongfang Xiong came over
Dongfang Monkey was listening to the strange sound carefully, when it suddenly smelled a strong bad breath, opened its eyes in shock, and saw Dongfang Bear's furry face approaching, the teeth in the bloody mouth were still hanging diced meat
"Go away!"

The roar of the Eastern Monkey happened to happen when the dense fog completely disappeared.

The thick fog cleared, and the four people were fighting for life and death, and not far from the four people, there was a car that was still on fire.The strange sound just now was the sound of the car not turning off.

"Uncle Lei, let's stop calling, there's no time to say more, get in the car!" The car suddenly started and drove towards the four people.

The Eastern Monkey was stunned for a moment, the voice
Pan Yi! ! !

　This is the second update, there is another update today

　　
　
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