super showman

Chapter 64
Pan Yi usually talks a lot, and Zou Xiaoai often hangs out with Pan Yi and picks up his dirty talk without even realizing it.Pan Yi blamed himself in his heart. If he led Xiao Ai to bad things, it would be a serious sin.

"Xiao Ai, don't talk nonsense, what kind of evil is not evil? I am your handsome, smart and responsible brother!"

"You liar! My brother is not handsome, smart and responsible at all."

"???"

Pan Yi received [-] points of critical damage.

"Then tell me, what is your brother like?"

"My brother is a poor dick full of dirty words."

Pan Yi: "???" Hey, am I so unbearable in your mind? "You hate your brother, don't you?" Pan Yi felt sour.

"No, I like my brother the most."

Pan Yi: "Eh? Your brother is full of flirtatious talk and poor as hell, why do you still like him?"

"Although he is full of dirty words, he treats me sincerely. No matter how petty I am, my brother spoils me and spoils me! Besides, although he is poor, he is very ambitious. Even if he is a dick, he is upright. What a dick!"

Pan Yi: "..." What kind of loser is this?
"Do you still know that I spoiled you? If you don't open the door again, my brother will be spanked!" Pan Yi said threateningly.

Zou Xiaoai: "Hmph, are you revealing? My brother never scares me, and just now my brother told me not to open the door no matter what. Although your voice sounds like my brother, it must not be him! When my brother comes back , will definitely protect me, he will beat the shit out of you!"

Pan Yi had no choice but to not open the door. He was indeed the one who said it himself. Unexpectedly, Zou Xiaoai really listened to it, and implemented it thoroughly.

Just as Pan Yi was about to say more, Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan came over after hearing the sound.

"Pan Yi, what's wrong?"

"Pan Yi, why don't you come in?"

Pan Yi's scalp exploded, "Ah, it's nothing, nothing..."

Zou Xiaoai in the room: "Are you organizing a crime? There are also female villains? Humph, you can't fool me!"

Pan Yi had black lines on his face.

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan giggled and said, "Hey, your sister locked you out of the house?"

Pan Yi nodded helplessly, "This girl is determined, she doesn't believe that I am his brother."

Ma Yuanyuan rolled her eyes, "It's very easy, wrap it on me—Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai..."

Zou Xiaoai: "Female monster, the demons are gone!"

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan: "???"

Pan Yi: "My, my, my words..."

Wei Xiaodan: "Smelly Pan Yi, tell your sister everything? Really, she is still so young."

Pan Yi blushed: "It's hard to stop the car when it's driving. The problem of running the train with your mouth full needs to be corrected."

Ma Yuanyuan gave Pan Yi a blank look, and said to Zou Xiaoai: "Xiao Ai, don't you believe that he is your brother? Actually, it's very easy. There must be a little secret between you that no one else knows, and it only belongs to the two of you." ,Right?"

Zou Xiaoai: "... so what?"

Ma Yuanyuan: "That's easy. You don't believe that this person outside is your brother, right? Just let him tell you a few things that only you know, won't it be fine?"

Zou Xiaoai: "...That's right, well, let's talk."

Pan Yi thought for a long time, little secret?What's the secret?

In fact, it's no wonder First Young Master Pan, the main thing is that he couldn't remember what he said suddenly, and what's more, he just experienced the hot red chicken, and his brain felt drunk at this time, and he couldn't turn at all.

Zou Xiaoai: "He said he wasn't pretending to be my brother!"

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan couldn't stand it anymore: "You are a big brother!"

Pan Yi hurriedly said, "Well, I'll make you breakfast every day..."

Zou Xiaoai, Ma Yuanyuan, Wei Xiaodan: "Is this also counted?"

Pan Yi: "Also pick me up and drop me off from school..."

Zou Xiaoai, Ma Yuanyuan, and Wei Xiaodan: "Not counting!"

Pan Yi: "There's also laundry and socks..."

Before Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan spoke, Zou Xiaoai became impatient: "You must not be my brother! My brother is as lazy as a pig, I wash his clothes and socks!"

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan glanced at Pan Yi, and Pan Yi blushed for the first time: "I'm ashamed..."

Wei Xiaodan: "It turns out that your brother is so lazy, Xiao Ai, if there is anything else, you can tell us, we will make the decision for you!"

Zou Xiaoai: "My brother is so annoying. He snorts when he sleeps, burps when drinking water, shakes his legs when he has nothing to do, and twists his mouth when watching movies!"

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan: "What?!!!"

Pan Yi covered his face, he was ashamed to face others...

Ma Yuanyuan: "Snoring while sleeping, hiccupping while drinking water, and shaking legs when nothing happens is understandable, but what happens when you watch a movie with a crooked mouth?"

Zou Xiaoai: "Brother likes to watch those little movies, and his mouth will twist when he sees it, which is very obscene. And when watching the movie, you have to prepare tissues next to him..."

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan frowned, small movie?Mouth crooked at the sight of it?Very lewd?Still have paper towels? ! ! !

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan: "Pan! Yi! You...you are shameless!"

Pan Yi's face was full of sweat: "Hey!! Zou, Xiao, Ai! Can you speak clearly? I'm learning English! What kind of small movie?! Besides, if you don't speak English well, your mouth is crooked! When your mouth is crooked, you will drool, and when you drool, you need to prepare tissues!"

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan looked suspiciously at Pan Yi.

Pan Yi: "Really! How can I, a sunny boy like me, think about studying every day and watch short movies?!"

Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan still looked unbelieving.

Pan Yi was really angry: "Zou! Xiao! Ai! Before we moved here, what did I say? Do you remember the third chapter of the agreement? Huh?"

Zou Xiaoai sighed. When the three chapters of the agreement were made, only the elder brother and Mother Lu were present. Since people outside knew the three chapters of the agreement, it should be the elder brother...

Ruined!
Zou Xiaoai opened the door and looked at Pan Yi pitifully: "Brother, it's really you!"

Pan Yi was furious: "Sure! Sure! Yes! Me! Otherwise, who else?" He went straight into the room, closed the door, and sat on the sofa panting.

so embarrassing...

"Pan Yi, don't hit her!" Wei Xiaodan said worriedly outside the door.

Pan Yi answered angrily: "You don't need to worry about it!"

Ma Yuanyuan also persuaded: "She is still young, don't scare her!"

Pan Yi: "I think I'm too used to her! Leave it alone!"

Really, Zou Xiaoai really wants to go to heaven if he doesn't care about teaching.

Isn't this a strength pit brother?

And it's still that kind of deep-seated, ruthless, and very thorough cheating brother.

Anyway, Pan Yi decided that no matter how Ma Yuanyuan and Wei Xiaodan knocked on the door to dissuade him, he must keep his face today and not be fooled by this little guy anymore——

At this time, Zou Xiaoai was hugging the little bear, with big watery eyes and a very pitiful voice.

"elder brother--"

When Pan Yi heard this brother, his anger disappeared immediately.But at the same moment, Pan Yi suddenly remembered something, so he made a decision.

A decision that almost made Pan Yi blame himself for life.

That is - send Zou Xiaoai back to Mingguang Orphanage.

(End of this chapter)