super showman
Chapter 88 Domineering Homeland!
Chapter 88 Domineering Homeland!
"Morning, old Liu~"
"Morning~ Have you eaten yet?"
Two elderly people push their hands in the park.
"I ate fried dough sticks~ How did you sleep last night?"
"I haven't been sleeping well recently. There are always things dangling in front of my eyes. I always feel like swishing, swishing, things scurrying around. No, I saw it again—"
"Ah, this is not good, why don't you ask your daughter to take you to see it? This can't be sloppy. Tell me, what did you see?"
"I saw a big car."
"Big car? Where is it?"
Old Liu pointed, "There, it crashed, I saw it for real, it was so realistic..."
"How can there be any car... pony, what the hell, it really crashed into it!"
"what?"
"Old Liu, you read that right, you just bumped into it!"
Duang!
........................
"Xiao Chen, you are young, don't look at the gate well, what will you do in the future?!"
"Boss, no matter how carefully you look at the door, you won't be able to do anything in the future... I'd better check out the live broadcast room. Let me tell you, there was a streamer who was very popular recently. I got an ID called Teacher Lin You, Pi, this Is the ID okay? Hehe."
"Xiao Chen, you can't lose your ambition by playing with things like this! You have a lot of time in life, and you can't waste it."
"What can you do if you don't waste your time? Boss, to be honest, he is tyrannical about the security of the homeland, the thickness of the door, and the professionalism... To be reasonable, my door is superfluous."
"Xiao Chen, you can't think like this. If there is any emergency, our work will become especially important!"
"Emergency? Like?"
"For example...um...that..." Suddenly he was stunned, "Xiao Chen, come and see, am I presbyopic?"
Xiao Chen: "What's the matter?" Looking at it, "Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Run!!!"
Duang! !
........................
"Old Lin, are you sure this car is perfectly refitted?" He Qiang said with a heavy face, speaking to Lin Gengjiu on the phone.
"Old He, don't worry about it. We have a lot of money, so why don't we want to spend this little money? I'm a black market guy I found all night. It's remodeled from an armored vehicle, and it doesn't matter if I hit a door or something!" Lin Gengjiu grinned and shouted.
"Old Lin, my life is entrusted to you. If anything happens, I will never let you go!"
"Don't worry, Lao He, it's almost time, don't delay things."
"okay!"
He Qiang slammed on the accelerator.
The speed reached [-] miles!
"Fatty, I have practiced!!!!!!"
The modified car rushed to the north gate of Kuangba's home!
Duang! ! !
........................
"Everyone sit down, how did you sleep last night?" Lin Gengjiu hung up the phone he was talking with He Qiang, and stuffed the phone into his pants pocket.
Turning around, this is the interior of a tourist bus.
Many uncles and aunts sat in the car with great interest.
"It's okay to sleep!"
"Yeah, not bad!"
"Why did you change your tour guide today?"
"Are you the new tour guide?"
Lin Gengjiu waved his hand, and the uncles and aunts fell silent.
"Today is our newly-launched one-day tour for local tyrants. Grandpas and aunts, you will experience a luxurious experience no less than a [-]D movie. Go deep into the manor of a local tyrant and truly experience the feeling of being a local tyrant!"
Grandparents are not happy.
"Why did your travel agency temporarily change the itinerary?"
"Yeah, what's going on with you? Have you discussed it with us? We're going to the Great Wall!"
"Why did you drag us here? Refund the money!"
Lin Gengjiu had already prepared: "Don't worry, grandpa and aunt. Listen to me. Today's activities are different from previous trips. For example, if you go to other scenic spots, you will not be allowed to move this one, and that one will not be allowed to move. Is it interesting? Yes It’s not even allowed to take pictures in this place, is there any reason?”
"The place we are going to go to today is just three words, Ke! Jin! Made! Touch whatever you want, and you can take whatever you touch. As long as you are strong, it is not a problem to make a thousand or eight hundred dollars today. !”
"And the most important thing is that today's event is free! And your previous itinerary will be postponed to tomorrow! No delay at all!"
"That's why you always make money without losing money!!!!!! The pie in the sky is there for you?!"
The uncles and aunties were all excited:
"really?"
"that is real good?"
"It's not a lie, is it?"
Lin Gengjiu explained again and again, and the uncles and aunties finally believed him.
"Grandfathers and aunts, please remember that everything today is a performance in the experimental sense. No matter what happens, it is controllable and is a stunt. Do you understand the stunt?"
An old man said weakly: "Is it just the duang in the advertisement, that kind of stunt?"
On the road, sir!Lin Gengjiu nodded violently: "Yes, sir, you are so spiritual!"
"Grandpa and aunt, wait a minute, you may see car crashes, asking for salary, pushing and shoving, etc., all fake, all stunts! And don't worry, we will definitely protect you~ ~"
Grandpa and aunt happily sang a song.
It doesn't cost money, and you can take whatever you want!This is like a lottery, and it's a tangible lottery!So excited!
Lin Gengjiu looked at their glowing cheeks and knew in his heart that the legion with the strongest combat effectiveness in this operation had just risen from the ground!This group of uncles and aunts whose socks can last for 20 years will be Jia Fan’s nightmare! ! !
Just at this time.
Duang! ! ! !
..............................
Speaking of singing, in another bus, Huo Hai sang loudly.
"Who brought it, the ancient call?!"
"Who left behind, the money in arrears?!"
"It's him, it's him, it's him!"
Huo Hai poked Jia Fan's poster with a small stick, and said bitterly.
In the bus, there are angry faces of migrant workers who are walking on the road to ask for wages.
"I have worked hard for a year, no, two years, three years! The salary arrears are endless, no, they are not paid on purpose, they are delayed on purpose!"
"What kind of money is it really? This is hard-earned money! Some brothers want to use this money to marry a wife, and some brothers wait for the money to go home and build a house! The children at home are waiting to be fed, and the old parents are looking forward to it!"
"The Jia family! Dominating the empire's property! He is arrogant and unreasonable! What are we going to do with this kind of person?!"
Brothers of migrant workers: "Fuck him!"
Huo Hai: "That's right! We want to fuck him! We don't take any money that doesn't belong to us! We take every penny that belongs to us! Isn't it?!"
"Yes!"
"Action against Jia!"
"Action against Jia!"
Duang! ! ! ! !
........................
"Brother, what are you going to do now?" Dongfang Xiong asked stupidly.
Dongfang Monkey is so angry, he has explained it so many times, why can't he remember it?
"Boss ordered, after our people break through the north gate and everyone goes in, guard the gate of the north gate and prevent anyone from entering. It's as simple as that."
Dongfang Xiong nodded, "Oh." Then asked: "Anyone?"
Eastern Monkey nodded: "Anyone."
Dongfang Xiong: "Including the boss?"
Dongfang Monkey jumped up and gave him three chestnuts: "What did you say, what did you say, what did you say!!!!"
After three chestnut bursts.
Duang! ! ! ! ! !
The modified car crashed into the north gate of Kuangba's home!
(End of this chapter)
"Morning, old Liu~"
"Morning~ Have you eaten yet?"
Two elderly people push their hands in the park.
"I ate fried dough sticks~ How did you sleep last night?"
"I haven't been sleeping well recently. There are always things dangling in front of my eyes. I always feel like swishing, swishing, things scurrying around. No, I saw it again—"
"Ah, this is not good, why don't you ask your daughter to take you to see it? This can't be sloppy. Tell me, what did you see?"
"I saw a big car."
"Big car? Where is it?"
Old Liu pointed, "There, it crashed, I saw it for real, it was so realistic..."
"How can there be any car... pony, what the hell, it really crashed into it!"
"what?"
"Old Liu, you read that right, you just bumped into it!"
Duang!
........................
"Xiao Chen, you are young, don't look at the gate well, what will you do in the future?!"
"Boss, no matter how carefully you look at the door, you won't be able to do anything in the future... I'd better check out the live broadcast room. Let me tell you, there was a streamer who was very popular recently. I got an ID called Teacher Lin You, Pi, this Is the ID okay? Hehe."
"Xiao Chen, you can't lose your ambition by playing with things like this! You have a lot of time in life, and you can't waste it."
"What can you do if you don't waste your time? Boss, to be honest, he is tyrannical about the security of the homeland, the thickness of the door, and the professionalism... To be reasonable, my door is superfluous."
"Xiao Chen, you can't think like this. If there is any emergency, our work will become especially important!"
"Emergency? Like?"
"For example...um...that..." Suddenly he was stunned, "Xiao Chen, come and see, am I presbyopic?"
Xiao Chen: "What's the matter?" Looking at it, "Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Run!!!"
Duang! !
........................
"Old Lin, are you sure this car is perfectly refitted?" He Qiang said with a heavy face, speaking to Lin Gengjiu on the phone.
"Old He, don't worry about it. We have a lot of money, so why don't we want to spend this little money? I'm a black market guy I found all night. It's remodeled from an armored vehicle, and it doesn't matter if I hit a door or something!" Lin Gengjiu grinned and shouted.
"Old Lin, my life is entrusted to you. If anything happens, I will never let you go!"
"Don't worry, Lao He, it's almost time, don't delay things."
"okay!"
He Qiang slammed on the accelerator.
The speed reached [-] miles!
"Fatty, I have practiced!!!!!!"
The modified car rushed to the north gate of Kuangba's home!
Duang! ! !
........................
"Everyone sit down, how did you sleep last night?" Lin Gengjiu hung up the phone he was talking with He Qiang, and stuffed the phone into his pants pocket.
Turning around, this is the interior of a tourist bus.
Many uncles and aunts sat in the car with great interest.
"It's okay to sleep!"
"Yeah, not bad!"
"Why did you change your tour guide today?"
"Are you the new tour guide?"
Lin Gengjiu waved his hand, and the uncles and aunts fell silent.
"Today is our newly-launched one-day tour for local tyrants. Grandpas and aunts, you will experience a luxurious experience no less than a [-]D movie. Go deep into the manor of a local tyrant and truly experience the feeling of being a local tyrant!"
Grandparents are not happy.
"Why did your travel agency temporarily change the itinerary?"
"Yeah, what's going on with you? Have you discussed it with us? We're going to the Great Wall!"
"Why did you drag us here? Refund the money!"
Lin Gengjiu had already prepared: "Don't worry, grandpa and aunt. Listen to me. Today's activities are different from previous trips. For example, if you go to other scenic spots, you will not be allowed to move this one, and that one will not be allowed to move. Is it interesting? Yes It’s not even allowed to take pictures in this place, is there any reason?”
"The place we are going to go to today is just three words, Ke! Jin! Made! Touch whatever you want, and you can take whatever you touch. As long as you are strong, it is not a problem to make a thousand or eight hundred dollars today. !”
"And the most important thing is that today's event is free! And your previous itinerary will be postponed to tomorrow! No delay at all!"
"That's why you always make money without losing money!!!!!! The pie in the sky is there for you?!"
The uncles and aunties were all excited:
"really?"
"that is real good?"
"It's not a lie, is it?"
Lin Gengjiu explained again and again, and the uncles and aunties finally believed him.
"Grandfathers and aunts, please remember that everything today is a performance in the experimental sense. No matter what happens, it is controllable and is a stunt. Do you understand the stunt?"
An old man said weakly: "Is it just the duang in the advertisement, that kind of stunt?"
On the road, sir!Lin Gengjiu nodded violently: "Yes, sir, you are so spiritual!"
"Grandpa and aunt, wait a minute, you may see car crashes, asking for salary, pushing and shoving, etc., all fake, all stunts! And don't worry, we will definitely protect you~ ~"
Grandpa and aunt happily sang a song.
It doesn't cost money, and you can take whatever you want!This is like a lottery, and it's a tangible lottery!So excited!
Lin Gengjiu looked at their glowing cheeks and knew in his heart that the legion with the strongest combat effectiveness in this operation had just risen from the ground!This group of uncles and aunts whose socks can last for 20 years will be Jia Fan’s nightmare! ! !
Just at this time.
Duang! ! ! !
..............................
Speaking of singing, in another bus, Huo Hai sang loudly.
"Who brought it, the ancient call?!"
"Who left behind, the money in arrears?!"
"It's him, it's him, it's him!"
Huo Hai poked Jia Fan's poster with a small stick, and said bitterly.
In the bus, there are angry faces of migrant workers who are walking on the road to ask for wages.
"I have worked hard for a year, no, two years, three years! The salary arrears are endless, no, they are not paid on purpose, they are delayed on purpose!"
"What kind of money is it really? This is hard-earned money! Some brothers want to use this money to marry a wife, and some brothers wait for the money to go home and build a house! The children at home are waiting to be fed, and the old parents are looking forward to it!"
"The Jia family! Dominating the empire's property! He is arrogant and unreasonable! What are we going to do with this kind of person?!"
Brothers of migrant workers: "Fuck him!"
Huo Hai: "That's right! We want to fuck him! We don't take any money that doesn't belong to us! We take every penny that belongs to us! Isn't it?!"
"Yes!"
"Action against Jia!"
"Action against Jia!"
Duang! ! ! ! !
........................
"Brother, what are you going to do now?" Dongfang Xiong asked stupidly.
Dongfang Monkey is so angry, he has explained it so many times, why can't he remember it?
"Boss ordered, after our people break through the north gate and everyone goes in, guard the gate of the north gate and prevent anyone from entering. It's as simple as that."
Dongfang Xiong nodded, "Oh." Then asked: "Anyone?"
Eastern Monkey nodded: "Anyone."
Dongfang Xiong: "Including the boss?"
Dongfang Monkey jumped up and gave him three chestnuts: "What did you say, what did you say, what did you say!!!!"
After three chestnut bursts.
Duang! ! ! ! ! !
The modified car crashed into the north gate of Kuangba's home!
(End of this chapter)
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