The Memoirs of Cultivating Immortals

Chapter 345 Kneeling and licking
Nick Fury looked at the professionals present in the command room, and asked in a deep voice, "Everyone, do you have any suggestions?"

"Well" a science fiction writer looked at each other, and after whispering with Hollywood screenwriters and anthropologists, he gave his answer to Nick Fury, "Director Fury, we believe that any branch that can use wormholes, Civilized races that have traveled through interstellar levels are far superior to humans in terms of technological development.

If the Chitauri came here with malice, humans on Earth would not even have the possibility to resist. "

Although he had already made psychological expectations, the answer given by the science fiction writer still made the veins in the corners of Nick Fury's eyes twitch, "Sorry, how do you explain this?"

"It's very simple, see that wormhole in the sky?" The science fiction writer pointed to the Schwarzschild throat on the big screen, and said flatly: "If the Chitauri want to destroy us, they only need to pull a A small comet as big as a football field is thrown into a wormhole, and with the help of gravity, the comet hits the earth.

The shock wave rolled up a ten thousand zhang tsunami, the smoke and dust covered the sky, and the plants that lost the sunlight withered and died. They could have achieved the effect of extinction of the dinosaurs with the help of a mere comet. "

Nick Fury was silent for a moment, and said slowly: "But they haven't done it yet."

"There are only two reasons why they didn't," the science fiction writer interrupted gruffly: "One, they came with good intentions and didn't intend to start a war.

Two, they intend to use a more precise method to attack us. "

"Precise?" Nick Fury was puzzled.

"For example, Director Fury." The science fiction writer said with a wry smile: "Have you ever worked on a farm? If there were pests in a farmland, would you bomb the farmland with nuclear weapons?"

"What? Of course not!" the black corned egg retorted.

"That's right, the mineral resources in the universe are inexhaustible, and the Chitauri certainly didn't come to Earth for mining.

That being the case, what the Chitauri covet is the life resources on Earth. "

The science fiction writer spread his hands and said: "They don't need to use weapons of mass destruction, but only need to create a gene poison, drop it in the earth's atmosphere, and within three days can accurately kill every human being who walks upright on two feet , without harming other organisms.

Just like killing pests in the farmland. "

Nick Fury clicked his lips, the sci-fi writer miscalculated the Chitauri's true intentions (finding the Rubik's Cube),
But he doesn't believe that a race that can use wormholes cannot use "rough and primitive" weapons like gas bombs.

"So, in the face of any alien invaders, the human beings on Earth today only need to kneel and lick." The science fiction writer said frankly: "No matter from any aspect, I have no confidence in the victory of human beings."

The social scientist also said with a wry smile: "This truth is really easy to understand. It's not that we want to be 'human traitors', but that the strengths of humans and aliens are completely unequal-for the Chitauri, we humans are Like fish on a chopping board, even if they keep us as pets, they can do it technically."

"It's also possible that the Chitauri like to eat people," interjected the religious scientist.

"No, the taste of human meat is not good, it is dry and hard, and it is not easy to chew." A psychologist spread his hands and said: "If the Chitauri like to eat human meat, the best way is by no means to raise humans In the adult stage, people in this period are not only unpalatable, but also consume a lot of feed during the development process, which is too low in cost performance.

The most suitable age for human beings should be set at..."

The psychiatrist with "Hannibal Lecter" pinned to his chest became more and more excited as he spoke, and he was almost elated. Fortunately, Nick Fury interrupted him loudly when he saw something was wrong, "Anyway, apart from providing me with Besides the option of 'surrender immediately', are there any other constructive suggestions?"

Everyone was speechless, and finally the science fiction writer said: "My opinion is to maintain self-defense, or enough force to commit suicide before the human race suffers humiliation and abuse,
Try to lower your posture, measure the material resources of the earth, and win Chitauri's favor, and don't make any provocative actions, so as not to surprise the allies.

If the Chitauri really want to wipe out part of the human race, then they should shout out as soon as possible, 'Destroy human tyranny, the world belongs to the Chitauri! ', to fight for the opportunity to be a lowly Chitauri citizen for themselves and their descendants. "

The future described by science fiction writers is so bleak that when Nick Fury ends the communication, his face is black (but the black is not obvious).

Phil Coulson didn't dare to say more when he saw Nick Fury like this, he could only ask softly: "Director, what should we do now?"

How do I know how to do it?If according to the evaluation of the tactical command room, all the people on earth can kneel down and sing "Conquer", and pray to Lord Chitauri not to be too cruel!
Nick Fury held back these words, thought for a long time, and said rather unwillingly: "... Connect me to Academy City."

All the S.H.I.E.L.D. special tools on the rooftop did not dare to make a sound, saying that they were connected to Academy City, but in fact it meant "quickly ask real Li Ang to come out of the mountain".

At a critical moment, S.H.I.E.L.D., which has always taken "defending world peace" as its creed, needs to seek help from a major criminal suspect, which is really aggrieved.

However, this kind of behavior, which can be regarded as "self-humiliation", made all the employees of S.H.I.E.L.D. feel relieved.

In the Media Center of Academy City, Li Ang was still discussing with several other scholars what impact the Chitauri would have on the earth, and he called directly after a phone call.

"Aha, audience friends, my old friend, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Nick Fury called me."

Li Ang held up his mobile phone and said to the camera: "Let's listen to what he has to say."

After the call was connected, Nick Fury, who learned that Academy City had not stopped the live broadcast, took a deep breath and said slowly, "Your Excellency Li Ang, I am Nick Fury, and we need your help."

Before the voice fell, a sharp noise suddenly jumped out of the phone channel.

The large screen in the Academy City Media Center showed countless insect-like small aircraft flying out of Schwarzschild's throat and hovering over the city.

Zooming in on the screen, one can clearly see that the hideous and terrifying alien humanoid creature is riding on a shuttle-shaped motorcycle-like aircraft.

These Zeta Swiss soldiers were driving flying motorcycles, and when they pulled the handle button of the aircraft, countless small balls fell out of the decks on both sides of the aircraft, hovering quietly in the air.

what are they doingno one knows.

Li Ang looked at the Chitauri Legion swarming out of the screen, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he hung up the phone, and bowed slightly gentlemanly to the camera, "Viewers friends, I'm sorry, today's live broadcast is over, I'm to leave for a while,

As a liaison officer appointed by the United Nations for extraterrestrial civilizations, he represents the human civilization on Earth and establishes formal diplomatic relations with the Chitauri.

This is called convincing people with virtue. "

(End of this chapter)