The Memoirs of Cultivating Immortals

Chapter 519 Trading
To be reasonable, being pointed at the nose and scolded as "stupid and bad" is the first experience in life for Thanos.
Most of the time, those victims would basically stare at him with hatred and timidity, begging to be let go, or cursing that he would go to hell, and then the purple potato head would calmly harvest their lives.

Thanos firmly believes that his beliefs are indestructible, and the slander and praise of others is like a breeze to Thanos—everything I do is for a higher cause!

However, when Li Ang criticized his personal ideals with a comprehensive and multi-angle discussion, Thanos was speechless.

Perhaps, Thanos can, as usual, use the attack method of extermination to silence those noisy speeches, but he knows that he has lost-on a psychological level.

What's more, Li Ang is fundamentally different from the previous victims - he is much stronger.

Thanos took a deep breath, silently clenched the Infinity Gauntlet, "You"

"What are you?" Li Ang sneered.

"I"

"What me?" Li Ang was aggressive.

Thanos was silent.

"That's right." Li Ang was quite relieved, and said with a smile: "Look, have we reached a consensus?"

What consensus? !Wait, who agreed with you? !
Thanos wanted to complain, but he endured it at the critical moment. He made up his mind not to say more, and the one sentence he saved became three sentences to Li Ang.

"Very good," Li Ang nodded, "Personally, I don't dislike you. Although you are stupid and bad, at least you still have some backbone compared to those stupider and worse low-level criminals.

So, personally, I'm not going to lay my hands on you. "

? ?
Wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, Thanos felt that he was really crazy. Just now, his mood was ups and downs like a roller coaster ride.
Every time I couldn't help but want to flip the table and start a fight, I was forcibly interrupted,

Do it all at once, second time tired, third time exhausted,

Thanos, who was repeatedly slapped in the face, no longer had the arrogance he had at the beginning. He forced himself to hold back his strength and said to Li Ang, "...that is to say, you don't intend to kill me?"

Li Ang said with a smile: "As far as I am concerned, it is true."

Thanos felt relieved, even though he had been prepared for a long time, but facing Li Ang, he really didn't have the confidence to win.
Besides, he came here for quantum technology. Although he can't get it directly from the earth's civilization now, maybe other civilizations in the galaxy will also point out the quantum technology tree after thousands of years?

Thanos, who had unknowingly surrendered his request, was about to turn around and leave, but Li Ang said leisurely, "Wait."

what happened again?
Thanos turned around, his eyes filled with an emotion called "numbness".

"Although personally, I don't want to eliminate such an interesting enemy as you, but my other identities constrain me."

Li Ang covered his forehead, and said pretending to be distressed: "You know, our Earth Federation is a peace-loving civilization, and we have joined the Milky Way civilization stage for a short time, so we don't know much about the Milky Way.
Therefore, I am not very familiar with some historical issues within the Milky Way, and I don't want to intervene.

However, we cannot pretend that we have not heard the voice of the people.
Now, a total of 840 three civilized entities have brought a lawsuit to the Galactic Court in the form of a letter of request, or a special agreement notice to file a lawsuit,
Charge you with multiple crimes. "

"Wait, what?" Thanos finally couldn't take it anymore, "A lawsuit?"

"right,"

Li Ang took out a thick folder from nowhere, licked his fingers and started to turn the pages, and at the same time said slowly:
"You have been making waves in the galaxy for so many years and have not received the trial you deserve. One is because you are an extremely powerful transcendent, and the other is because you formed the illegal armed forces of the Dark Quadrant as your subordinates. The third is because you and the corrupt and backward The three empires of the country are in collusion,

But all of this should be corrected. Our Earth Federation came to the historical stage of the Milky Way for the sake of six words, fairness, fairness, or fucking fairness. "

Li Ang raised three fingers, bending one every time he said fairness, with a solemn and dignified expression.

"The three empires have collapsed, and the Galactic Court originally formed by the three empires is no longer applicable.

Our Earth Federation responds to the trend of the times, shoulders the heavy responsibility of the times, and together with many civilizations in the Milky Way, elects representatives of each civilization and conducts an open, fair and fair election for the judges of the Galaxy Court to preside over the overall situation.

As for the result of the judge election, it is fair and reasonable.
They are Professor Charles from Earth,
Dr. Matt Murdoch from Earth,

Jimmy McGill from Earth,

And the central brain Alpha, central brain beta, central brain gamma, delta, epsilon, truta, aita, theta, jota, kappa, brenda, myo from the earth. "

Aren't these all from the Earth Federation?Is this considered an open election?Obviously it's the default, right?Wouldn't it give people a feeling of being appointed?And the ABCD of the central intelligence brain obviously made up the number to take up the quota, right? !I report that there is a shady here!
Thanos' face was suffocated into a deep purple, and he felt his spirit of complaining faintly awakened, and he had to rely on all his strength to hold back from complaining about Li Ang's words.

"Don't be surprised. How can there be shady scenes in the election of the Galaxy Tribunal? We people on earth are the most fair. There are tens of thousands of civilizations and tens of thousands of judges participating in the election.
In the end, I don’t know why, all the participants voted for us earthlings. This is the voice of the people, and I can’t help it. "

Li Ang spread his hands and sighed: "Professor Charles has a degree in law,

Dr. Matt Murdoch is a barrister during the day, and becomes a Daredevil at night. He is a hero in Hell's Kitchen in New York City, USA, and has rich trial experience.
And the central intelligent brain ABCD is not all the seats, they were all the queen intelligent AI of the judicial department of Academy City,

As for that Jimmy McGill, you may not be familiar with it, but he used to be a lawyer I hired in New York-he was a judge of the Galactic Court, and I was very grateful for that. "

If the word "brazen" has a color, it must be Li Angse.

Thanos was tired and unloved, he said numbly: "Hehe, there are only 14 judges you mentioned, how about one more?"

"Good question, Chief Justice of Galaxy Court." Li Ang smiled confidently, thumbs up, showing two rows of big white teeth, "It's right here."

Thanos had a "really so" expression on his face, but he heard the other party continue: "As the chief justice, I have the responsibility to prevent the suspect from fleeing the scene——

But before that, let's count your crimes.

Um. The crime of illegally manufacturing and selling firearms;

Organizing, leading, and participating in a terrorist organization;

Organizing minors to conduct activities violating public security management;
crime of child abduction; crime of abuse;
crimes of forced labor; crimes of obstructing justice; crimes against property; crimes of disturbing public order;
Hey, there are even charges of producing, distributing, and selling obscene materials. "

Thanos almost spit out a mouthful of old blood,
The Dark Quadrant manufactures and sells arms, carries out terrorist attacks, forces others to become slave laborers, abducts children, abuses them, and even trains them to be terrorists—such as the two adopted daughters of Thanos, Gamora and Nebula.

He pleaded guilty to all these charges.
But what the hell is producing, disseminating, and selling obscene materials?Thanos doesn't remember that the Dark Quadrant would do such a shameless thing.

Seemingly noticing the expression on Thanos' face, Li Ang said with a smile: "Why, don't you remember?
Don't think that the social scum in the dark church has no physical needs. There are thousands of strip clubs on the dark quadrant planet you rule, which is obviously a crime of organizing obscene performances.

If you think about it, the performance on the stage is accompanied by dizzying music and lights in order to increase the effect of the performance. How can a child control it after seeing it.

In addition, the procurement department of the Dark Quadrant has also purchased a large number of obscene audio-visual products from interstellar merchants many times, and organized broadcasts,
It has poisoned the young minds of serial killers, interstellar pirates, and federally wanted criminals, causing extremely bad social impact. "

"It's my fault? I've never seen that kind of thing! I didn't organize others to see it, it's all my subordinates' own behavior!"

Thanos retorted subconsciously, and immediately regretted that he had interrupted.

"Why doesn't it have anything to do with you? Could it be that the place where they held their activities is not your venue? Could it be that you paid for the audio-visual products they watched?

Don't tell me you didn't know there were strip clubs and midnight movie theaters in the Dark Quadrant. "

Li Ang said awe-inspiringly: "The fast broadcasts that only provide technology are blocked, how can you escape from the relationship?

No matter how brilliant your defense is, it doesn't deserve to win applause! "

At this moment, there seemed to be a dazzling light shining behind Li Ang, "Those charges against you are enough to keep you in the strictest prison in history for tens of thousands of years, suffering indescribable torture every day, without end .

Now, you'd better get yourself a lawyer or something to defend yourself - I guarantee that the whole galaxy will be focused on you the day of the trial. "

Thanos took a deep breath, and said slowly: "I don't need any lawyers, if I am willing to accept the conditions of imprisonment, stay in that'most strict prison in history' until I die, and promise absolute cooperation and no resistance,
Can you make a guarantee? "

Li Ang was a little surprised, "What guarantee?"

Few people can keep rational and continue to bargain with him after accepting a whole set of "Leon-style preaching".

"Maybe what you said is so reasonable. It is known that the population problem in the world is not a simple numbers game.
But, after all, the problem is the problem, isn't it?
You also said that you must use more decisive and even some radical methods to achieve results."

Li Ang said, "Continue talking."

"I'm just offering a suggestion." Thanos said: "The three major empires are in the past tense, and the Earth Federation has now obtained an orthodox and recognized right to rule.
Sovereignty exists and needs to be exercised and implemented.

Drive up housing prices, reduce births and eugenics, promulgate laws and popularize ideas, so that within a hundred years, or even 50 years, the known population problems around the world can be improved,
And I also believe that with the decrease in population and relatively abundant resources, under the overall coordination of the Earth Federation, the frequency of wars in the known world will be greatly reduced.

At that time, a more important macroscopic peace will come, and in the whole process, the Earth Federation only needs to issue a few innocuous decrees,
You don't need to do much, you don't need to do anything, you don't need to issue orders, you can eliminate countless tragedies.

And as a bargaining chip in the deal, I will give up resistance in an extremely cooperative manner and accept all arrangements of the Earth Federation. Even the endless prison and even the death penalty can be discussed. "

It has to be said that Thanos has come to this point not only because of his extraordinary ability, but also because of his unique villain charm-not every villain is good at changing positions.

"You would rather stay in prison until you die, and hope these laws will be implemented?" Li Ang raised his eyebrows and said, "I have to say, you surprised me."

Thanos said indifferently: "Facing you, I have no certainty of victory.
According to my assumptions, my winning rate may be less than [-]% - and this is when you have no extra hole cards and no other extraordinary people interfere.

I am not afraid of being in a desperate situation, and I have experienced countless times in worse situations,
But what we're talking about right now is my lifelong dream, a goal that I would give up everything, humanity, conscience, family, even my own life, to make it happen. "

Thanos paused, and then said: "I only have a [-]% or even less chance of defeating or killing you, and there may be mistakes in any of the subsequent links.

I voluntarily went to prison, tortured or executed in front of the galactic beings, and I deserved it all,
And if this well-deserved sin can directly achieve my lifelong goal with a [-]% probability,

It's really a good deal. "

Thanos exchanged his own life for the Earth Federation to implement the family planning policy within the Milky Way.

This crazy Titan was clearly talking about his own life, but it was as if he was haggling in a vegetable market.

"If you reject this deal, then we will have to fall into a meaningless struggle. There is a 20% chance that I will defeat you, and you will die. I will get nothing.
Even if you have an 80% chance of defeating me, you won't get any benefit—even a few bites from me who is dying. "

"And if you accept my deal, then I will give up resistance, become a captive, and be imprisoned voluntarily. When the Earth Federation promulgates the implementation decree and the known world solves the population problem once and for all, I will accept all punishments with satisfaction. , but one hundred percent."

Thanos Yoyo said: "I only need one promise, and one is enough."

(End of this chapter)