I am the master of this world
Chapter 48 Although I'm Human, But I Often Do Dog Things
Chapter 48 Although I'm Human, But I Often Do Dog Things
In his previous life, Shen Ning loved food, and he knew what kind of meat smells the most to attract those who eat it. This time, he personally prepared the stew, which uses spices and herbs, which can stimulate the smell of meat. Fortunately, it attracted Sima Haiyun.
Otherwise, Shen Ning would have come up with the big move of a woman.
Sima Haiyun has been greedy for a long time, but now he has no other considerations, even though the hot meat is scalding his mouth and makes a sucking sound, he still has to stuff his mouth full.
It feels so good to let the gravy run rampant in the mouth.
Shen Ning poured him a glass of wine. Seeing that there was not much time to check, he glanced at the guards who jumped in through the window. They were all indifferent, and they must be great martial arts masters who had cultivated internal strength. Can't beat it.
"Brother, is your posture ready to grab this pot of meat? I heard that dogs will grab it. You have eaten dog meat. Could it be that you have a dog's habit?" Shen Ning sarcastically sarcastically.
Hearing Shen Ning's words, Sima Haiyun quickly swallowed the dog meat, drank a glass of wine to cool off the heat, then turned to look at the four guards, and glared, "What are you doing in a daze? Get out! Didn't you notice that you scared my friend?" ?”
The four guards quickly clasped their fists and retreated.
Sima Haiyun looked at Shen Ning and refilled his glass of wine, the fat on his face squinted his eyes, only to hear him smile and say: "Brother, my entourage is not sensible, so it didn't scare you. Your meat is so fucking delicious, I almost bit off my own cheek."
Shen Ning smiled and said: "Meeting is fate. If friends like it, then eat more. I am in a bad mood today, so I eat lightly. Otherwise, I have to get some roasted whole lamb and small barbecue. If you are in a happy mood, How can you have some stewed deer tendon in casserole, shredded chicken and white fungus, sweet-scented osmanthus fish sticks, diced eight-treasure rabbit, jade bamboo shoots and bracken, Arhat prawns, fried fresh shellfish on a skewer, fried beef tenderloin with green onion, chicken in oyster sauce, fresh mushroom and cabbage heart. "
Sima Haiyun stared blankly at Shen Ning's report of the name of the dish, so much so that he forgot to chew the delicious meat in his mouth.
He quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, and asked impatiently: "Brother Tai reported these dishes, which I have never heard of before, have you ever eaten them?"
"Naturally!" Shen Ning glanced at Sima Haiyun, looked him up and down, and asked, "I see that Xiongtai is well dressed and protected by a master, so his status must be not simple. The dishes I mentioned are all commonplace, isn't it? Brother, haven’t you eaten it yet?”
Sima Haiyun shook his head, and asked again: "Where are you from, brother?"
"Qingzhou." Shen Ning said.
Sima Haiyun murmured to himself: "The living standard in Qingzhou is so good? No wonder we are repeatedly defeated in battles with Qingzhou. It turns out that people are well-fed. I have said long ago that if you want soldiers to win battles, you must eat well and drink well." Great rewards, everything else is floating clouds, why is it that no one believes me?"
Hearing his words, Shen Ning immediately felt that this son was not as talented and moral as the rumors in the market, he only knew how to eat and drink.
At this time, Sima Haiyun came back to his senses, and focused on the food again, and asked quickly: "Brother, can you make me a taste of the dishes you mentioned? Don't worry, I will buy them at a high price. How about ten taels of silver for a dish?"
Shen Ning shook his head, and snorted, "Do you think I look like someone short of money? I'm not interested in money. What do I want money for? Things outside of me."
When Sima Haiyun heard about it, he admired him even more, and quickly asked: "Do you know the name of Xiongtai? We met today, and it's really like old friends at first sight. I'm not talented, I want to make friends."
"Zhao Baoyu in Xia Qingzhou, you should have heard that after I came to Pengcheng, I overshadowed the young talents here, whether it was in terms of appearance, martial arts and literary talent. Especially in terms of food, it was unprecedented. Those who think about the long distance of heaven and earth, the heights are extremely cold." Shen Ning looked lonely like a master.
Sima Haiyun's eyes widened and he said in surprise: "It turns out it's you! I've admired my name for a long time, I've admired my name for a long time!"
At the same time, I feel more and more that Shen Ning has the demeanor of a master.
"Who are you? I didn't see you at the banquet held by Wang Beixuan last time! If I had seen your body type, I would have been impressed." Shen Ning looked at him suspiciously.
Sima Haiyun snorted, and said, "Wang Beixuan came to invite me in person. I was too lazy to go, so I ignored him. Compared with dealing with a villain like him, I prefer friends who share the same hobbies and like-mindedness like Brother Zhao." In-depth communication. Oh, by the way, Sima Haiyun is here."
Shen Ning pretended to be surprised, and shouted: "Sima Haiyun? So it's His Royal Highness! I've heard of you for a long time, and I was afraid to call you a dog just now. I'm really sorry, Xiao Shizi is not angry."
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Although I'm not a dog, I often do things that dogs do. Haha, I can eat this meal of meat and it's worth the scolding." Sima Haiyun said with a smile.
Shen Ning smiled and nodded.
Do you think Sima Haiyun is more gentle and casual?
The cat mourns the mouse.
It's all an illusion!
Everyone in Pengcheng didn't know that this guy was used to being domineering, his temper was completely random, and he was the first of the three people in Pengcheng who couldn't be provoked.
As he said himself, although he is a human being, he often does dog things.
But why is he so eloquent and polite to Shen Ning at this time?
Naturally, it's not that he's afraid of Shen Ning, but because Shen Ning has grasped his weakness, which is delicious food.
As the saying goes, if you want to conquer a man, you must satisfy his appetite.As for where the appetite is, they are all men, and they understand it without saying it.
But at this moment, Shen Ning suddenly got up, and said with a smile: "It's a pleasure to meet His Royal Highness, and when I feel better, if we are still destined, I will make you the delicacies I just mentioned. But I have something to do today, so farewell!"
Sima Haiyun wanted to keep him, but Shen Ning insisted on leaving, but in the end he had no choice but to watch Shen Ning leave.
It made Sima Haiyun very regretful.
The guard came over and said respectfully: "Your Highness, this son is too arrogant. Your Highness likes delicious food. He should cook it honestly. How could he say that he is in a bad mood?"
"Snapped!"
Sima Haiyun slapped the guard in the face, then kicked him down.
"You fucking know nothing! This is a master! If you come here casually to curry favor with me and cook for me, how the hell can I smack his head into your ass."
"This is the demeanor of a master! I have to go to the noble mansion to invite you in person. I have expressed my sincerity. Are you afraid that there will be no delicious food?"
"Father often taught me to be courteous and humble, so that I can be worthy of delicious food. Do you understand? You don't understand!"
"Hurry back to the house and prepare a congratulatory gift!"
The four guards nodded repeatedly and were about to escort Sima Haiyun away.
Unexpectedly, Sima Haiyun glared and shouted: "Take away the casserole and the stove together. Are you going to waste such good meat? I can still eat five bowls of this soup with rice soaked in it. Cherish food and start with vegetables." Let’s start with soup! Don’t you understand? After returning, each person will have a bucket of swill, and they can’t finish it, hehe.”
The four guards wanted to cry but had no tears. The guards in front of them persisted for three months and retreated half dead. How long can the four of them last?
(End of this chapter)
In his previous life, Shen Ning loved food, and he knew what kind of meat smells the most to attract those who eat it. This time, he personally prepared the stew, which uses spices and herbs, which can stimulate the smell of meat. Fortunately, it attracted Sima Haiyun.
Otherwise, Shen Ning would have come up with the big move of a woman.
Sima Haiyun has been greedy for a long time, but now he has no other considerations, even though the hot meat is scalding his mouth and makes a sucking sound, he still has to stuff his mouth full.
It feels so good to let the gravy run rampant in the mouth.
Shen Ning poured him a glass of wine. Seeing that there was not much time to check, he glanced at the guards who jumped in through the window. They were all indifferent, and they must be great martial arts masters who had cultivated internal strength. Can't beat it.
"Brother, is your posture ready to grab this pot of meat? I heard that dogs will grab it. You have eaten dog meat. Could it be that you have a dog's habit?" Shen Ning sarcastically sarcastically.
Hearing Shen Ning's words, Sima Haiyun quickly swallowed the dog meat, drank a glass of wine to cool off the heat, then turned to look at the four guards, and glared, "What are you doing in a daze? Get out! Didn't you notice that you scared my friend?" ?”
The four guards quickly clasped their fists and retreated.
Sima Haiyun looked at Shen Ning and refilled his glass of wine, the fat on his face squinted his eyes, only to hear him smile and say: "Brother, my entourage is not sensible, so it didn't scare you. Your meat is so fucking delicious, I almost bit off my own cheek."
Shen Ning smiled and said: "Meeting is fate. If friends like it, then eat more. I am in a bad mood today, so I eat lightly. Otherwise, I have to get some roasted whole lamb and small barbecue. If you are in a happy mood, How can you have some stewed deer tendon in casserole, shredded chicken and white fungus, sweet-scented osmanthus fish sticks, diced eight-treasure rabbit, jade bamboo shoots and bracken, Arhat prawns, fried fresh shellfish on a skewer, fried beef tenderloin with green onion, chicken in oyster sauce, fresh mushroom and cabbage heart. "
Sima Haiyun stared blankly at Shen Ning's report of the name of the dish, so much so that he forgot to chew the delicious meat in his mouth.
He quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, and asked impatiently: "Brother Tai reported these dishes, which I have never heard of before, have you ever eaten them?"
"Naturally!" Shen Ning glanced at Sima Haiyun, looked him up and down, and asked, "I see that Xiongtai is well dressed and protected by a master, so his status must be not simple. The dishes I mentioned are all commonplace, isn't it? Brother, haven’t you eaten it yet?”
Sima Haiyun shook his head, and asked again: "Where are you from, brother?"
"Qingzhou." Shen Ning said.
Sima Haiyun murmured to himself: "The living standard in Qingzhou is so good? No wonder we are repeatedly defeated in battles with Qingzhou. It turns out that people are well-fed. I have said long ago that if you want soldiers to win battles, you must eat well and drink well." Great rewards, everything else is floating clouds, why is it that no one believes me?"
Hearing his words, Shen Ning immediately felt that this son was not as talented and moral as the rumors in the market, he only knew how to eat and drink.
At this time, Sima Haiyun came back to his senses, and focused on the food again, and asked quickly: "Brother, can you make me a taste of the dishes you mentioned? Don't worry, I will buy them at a high price. How about ten taels of silver for a dish?"
Shen Ning shook his head, and snorted, "Do you think I look like someone short of money? I'm not interested in money. What do I want money for? Things outside of me."
When Sima Haiyun heard about it, he admired him even more, and quickly asked: "Do you know the name of Xiongtai? We met today, and it's really like old friends at first sight. I'm not talented, I want to make friends."
"Zhao Baoyu in Xia Qingzhou, you should have heard that after I came to Pengcheng, I overshadowed the young talents here, whether it was in terms of appearance, martial arts and literary talent. Especially in terms of food, it was unprecedented. Those who think about the long distance of heaven and earth, the heights are extremely cold." Shen Ning looked lonely like a master.
Sima Haiyun's eyes widened and he said in surprise: "It turns out it's you! I've admired my name for a long time, I've admired my name for a long time!"
At the same time, I feel more and more that Shen Ning has the demeanor of a master.
"Who are you? I didn't see you at the banquet held by Wang Beixuan last time! If I had seen your body type, I would have been impressed." Shen Ning looked at him suspiciously.
Sima Haiyun snorted, and said, "Wang Beixuan came to invite me in person. I was too lazy to go, so I ignored him. Compared with dealing with a villain like him, I prefer friends who share the same hobbies and like-mindedness like Brother Zhao." In-depth communication. Oh, by the way, Sima Haiyun is here."
Shen Ning pretended to be surprised, and shouted: "Sima Haiyun? So it's His Royal Highness! I've heard of you for a long time, and I was afraid to call you a dog just now. I'm really sorry, Xiao Shizi is not angry."
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Although I'm not a dog, I often do things that dogs do. Haha, I can eat this meal of meat and it's worth the scolding." Sima Haiyun said with a smile.
Shen Ning smiled and nodded.
Do you think Sima Haiyun is more gentle and casual?
The cat mourns the mouse.
It's all an illusion!
Everyone in Pengcheng didn't know that this guy was used to being domineering, his temper was completely random, and he was the first of the three people in Pengcheng who couldn't be provoked.
As he said himself, although he is a human being, he often does dog things.
But why is he so eloquent and polite to Shen Ning at this time?
Naturally, it's not that he's afraid of Shen Ning, but because Shen Ning has grasped his weakness, which is delicious food.
As the saying goes, if you want to conquer a man, you must satisfy his appetite.As for where the appetite is, they are all men, and they understand it without saying it.
But at this moment, Shen Ning suddenly got up, and said with a smile: "It's a pleasure to meet His Royal Highness, and when I feel better, if we are still destined, I will make you the delicacies I just mentioned. But I have something to do today, so farewell!"
Sima Haiyun wanted to keep him, but Shen Ning insisted on leaving, but in the end he had no choice but to watch Shen Ning leave.
It made Sima Haiyun very regretful.
The guard came over and said respectfully: "Your Highness, this son is too arrogant. Your Highness likes delicious food. He should cook it honestly. How could he say that he is in a bad mood?"
"Snapped!"
Sima Haiyun slapped the guard in the face, then kicked him down.
"You fucking know nothing! This is a master! If you come here casually to curry favor with me and cook for me, how the hell can I smack his head into your ass."
"This is the demeanor of a master! I have to go to the noble mansion to invite you in person. I have expressed my sincerity. Are you afraid that there will be no delicious food?"
"Father often taught me to be courteous and humble, so that I can be worthy of delicious food. Do you understand? You don't understand!"
"Hurry back to the house and prepare a congratulatory gift!"
The four guards nodded repeatedly and were about to escort Sima Haiyun away.
Unexpectedly, Sima Haiyun glared and shouted: "Take away the casserole and the stove together. Are you going to waste such good meat? I can still eat five bowls of this soup with rice soaked in it. Cherish food and start with vegetables." Let’s start with soup! Don’t you understand? After returning, each person will have a bucket of swill, and they can’t finish it, hehe.”
The four guards wanted to cry but had no tears. The guards in front of them persisted for three months and retreated half dead. How long can the four of them last?
(End of this chapter)
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