Never thought I would become the emperor

Chapter 79 Spicy Tiao Homecoming (Part [-])
Watching other people eating in full swing, some people who were still holding the hesitant stick in their hands couldn't hold back their inner curiosity. Like them, they split the plastic bag outside the spicy stick with a sword, full of curiosity Heart took a bite.

After this, the whole army was in an uproar.

No one knew that this food was so delicious, even the people in Gaoshun were amazed after eating it, and everyone after the feast could only stare at the empty plastic bag.

"My lord, do you still have that spicy strip?"

Cao Xing came up timidly, and said in a somewhat restrained manner. At the same time, Wei Xu and others who were standing behind him also cast curious glances.

"Have."

Lu Bu replied calmly.

The word "two" made Cao Xing's eyes light up, his frown relaxed, and he said excitedly, "My lord, can you share that thing with us? It's really delicious."

"No."

Lu Bu's cold reply was still received, and everyone who had been full of hope before suddenly became discouraged.

Standing behind, Wei Xu said with some dissatisfaction: "My lord, you said that you don't give us alcohol in the army. We old men have been holding it for several months, and almost didn't get sick. Today there is such a How can we not let us have a good time eating delicious food?"

"Yes."

"Yes."

"General Wei is right."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Seeing this scene, Lu Bu was a little surprised. He didn't expect this little spicy stick to catch their minds so quickly, but then he smiled helplessly and said: "This batch of things should not only be distributed to you, Zhang Liao led the army Going out to guard, I haven’t tasted it yet, so naturally I have to give him a share. And I will take this batch of things to the palace to pay tribute to the emperor in a while, and there will not be much left.”

"Is this something for the emperor to eat?"

Cao Xing exclaimed, and almost jumped up in fright.

However, Gao Shun, who was slowly tasting the spicy strips, froze his hands and opened his mouth wide open as if frozen. He turned his head and looked at Lu Bu with an incredulous look on his face, his eyes full of shock and confusion.

After a short period of shock, Wei Xu quickly realized that he covered Cao Xing who was shouting with his palms, and whispered to him, "Hush!"

Only then did Cao Xing come to his senses, he turned his head and looked at the soldiers behind him, but fortunately they didn't notice this, but were engrossed in the delicious spicy noodles.

Seeing this scene, Cao Xing breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head, and said to Lu Bu with some doubts, "My lord, is this really a tribute to the emperor?"

Speaking of this, Wake up swallowed nervously, in fact, how much he hoped that what Lu Bu just said was lying to him.

Seeing his nervousness, Lu Bu couldn't help smiling, patted his tense shoulders, and said with a relaxed smile, "Don't worry, what can happen if I'm here?"

"But this is disrespectful! The sixth of the ten evils. It is the only death penalty and cannot be pardoned." Cao Xing almost burst into tears. Eating the emperor's tribute is equivalent to despising the majesty of the emperor, but beheading of.

Lu Bu asked back, "Son of Heaven? What right does he have to sentence you to death?"

"He is the master of the world." When the words came to his lips, he suddenly couldn't speak, and at the end, Cao Xing spit out a light and fluffy word master.

"Fart, he's just a brat now, you old man, are you going to be afraid of him?" Lu Bu patted Cao Xing on the head and said angrily.

Cao Xing pulled the stiff muscles on his face, pulled Lu Bu's clothes with his hands, and said nervously, "Master, if you speak ill of the emperor, you will be beheaded."

Lu Bu "."

Perhaps because of the different times, Lu Bu was puzzled, why would an old man shoot a kid.Even if that little kid is a distinguished emperor, he is still a display emperor without any rights.

Compared with Cao Xing, Wei Xu looked disdainful: "Chop your head off! Our lord is a general of hussars, so the little emperor has to weigh his identity no matter what."

"But defying the emperor will really result in beheading, and"

Cao Xing opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Lu Bu.

Lu Bu rubbed his sore temples, and said, "Okay, let's not talk about this for now, the two of you quickly send someone to send half of the remaining things to Zhang Liao, don't treat them badly." Brothers. Then take a little from the remaining half and load it into my carriage, and the rest will be kept in the army as prizes, and those who have military merits in future battles will be distributed according to their military merits."

Cao Xing and Wei Xu looked at each other, bowed their hands and said, "No."

Looking at Cao and Wei Xu who left in a hurry, Gao Shun lowered his head, looked at the spicy stick in his hand, and murmured, "Will you be beheaded?"

Cao Xing and Wei Xu were worthy of being veteran cadres in the army. They worked very efficiently. They loaded spicy strips and other snacks into the carriage in less than a few minutes. The food to be sent to Zhang Liao's military camp took five large carriages. It was installed, but Lu Bu's was half loaded and half empty.

This is what Lu Bu specially called, after all, Liu Xie can't eat that much by himself.

"I'm going to the palace, you take care of the barracks."

Outside the military camp, Lu Bu stood behind the carriage and waved to Gao Shun, Wei Xu and others who were standing in a row, and said.

"it is good."

Wei Xu replied absentmindedly, thinking about the cart after cart of spicy strips.

Gao Shun nodded solemnly, but Cao Xing just hesitated for a while, and then said with difficulty: "My lord, please don't tell anyone about our tribute today, or you may be beheaded!"

Lu Bu, who was about to turn around and was about to leave, almost staggered and fell to the ground when he heard Cao Xing's words.After finally standing still, Lu Bu got into the carriage without looking back, as if he was afraid that he would be beheaded if he walked slower.

The wide wheels rolled over the dusty road, and the palace of Luoyang City slowly died. Gao Shun, Cao Xing and Wei Xu behind the carriage just stood there, watching the carriage go away until they disappeared in the distance. In the field of vision.

At this time, a gust of cold wind blew up and rolled up the fallen leaves on the ground, and the sound of a few crows came from time to time in the sky.

"gone."

Gao Shun wrapped his iron clothes tightly, rubbed his generous palms and walked in.

"When will you be able to fight? You can only have military merits in war, so you can eat spicy sticks."

Wei Xu followed closely behind Gao Shun and said, with hope written all over his face.

"Don't that be disrespectful"

Cao Xing said immediately.

Gao Shun "."

Wei continued "."

(End of this chapter)