Datang: This imperial censor has a million points of recklessness!

Chapter 2 One person gains the Tao, the chicken and the dog ascend to the sky
Go back to the room.

Cheng Yujiu was half awake, sitting by the window and looking at the moonlight outside.

He has already decided to serve as the censor, but this official position is very special, and it is easy to attract hatred, so it is really difficult to do.

And Cheng Yu is indeed a time traveler, and has the advantage of knowing the history, but the records in the history books span decades, and there are few records of what happened in detail.

"What should I do as a censor? Others have system cheats, but I'm alone, what should I do?"

Cheng Yu frowned, worrying to himself.

【Ding! 】

[The system integration progress has reached [-]%, and all functions are ready to use! 】

"system?!"

Hearing the voice in his head, Cheng Yu trembled all over, with a look of surprise on his face.

[This system is a god-level censor system. 】

[The correct way to use this system is for the host to use the censor's characteristics to offend and hate people vigorously, so that the emperor can't get down, and then he can get points and various rewards! 】

[In order to allow the system to better establish a career in Datang, this system specially distributes a gift package. Do you want to enable it? 】

"Do you still need to ask, quickly open it."

Cheng Yu ordered impatiently.

[The big gift package is open, congratulations to the host for getting the following rewards! 】

[Grandmaster-level art skills, master-level martial arts skills, strengthen the body ten times! 】

After two beeps in succession, Cheng Yu felt that earth-shaking changes had taken place in himself.

First of all, there is a lot of knowledge in my mind, including literature, marching and fighting, and individual force.

But the most important thing is the physical change.

His body, which was so weak that he couldn't even shake off the old man's hand, has been strengthened ten times, and his height is ten centimeters higher than before, and his physique is also much stronger.

Cheng Yu had a feeling that he could kill a cow with one punch!

But strengthening ten times is the effect, one can imagine how weak the original body is...

"Don't worry about it now."

Cheng Yu smiled satisfied, no longer anxious, and fell asleep on the bed.

……

The next day.

Early in the morning, Cheng Yaojin brought his servants to Cheng Yu's room.

The servants were carrying wooden trays filled with official robes and jade belts. Just when two maids wanted to change Cheng Yu's clothes, Cheng Yaojin stopped them.

"I come."

Cheng Yaojin stepped forward, woke Cheng Yu up, and put on the official robe for him himself.

"Father, I can wear it myself."

As Cheng Yu spoke, he wanted to do it himself, but as soon as he put his hands on his clothes, Cheng Yaojin stopped him.

"You know how to wear a fart, be honest!"

Cheng Yaojin scolded, and continued to wear official robes for his son.

After getting dressed, Cheng Yu stood up and turned around.

"it is good."

Cheng Yaojin nodded in satisfaction.

For some reason, he suddenly felt that today's Cheng Yu was not as frustrated as before, and his temperament and spirit were much better.

"Dad, I'm going to court."

Cheng Yu saluted Cheng Yaojin.

"go Go."

Cheng Yaojin nodded again and again, personally sent Cheng Yu out of the mansion, and watched him get on the carriage to the palace.

When the carriage disappeared, Cheng Yaojin was still standing. After a long time, he came back to his senses and muttered: "This boy seems to have really turned around?"

……

Inside the palace.

in the hall.

Civil and military officials stood on both sides, but Cheng Yu stood at the front of everyone.

"Isn't this the youngest son of Lord Lu? Why is he here?"

"You don't know, two days ago, Emperor Gen Lu Guogong asked his son Cheng Yu to be the censor, and Lu Guogong didn't refuse. Didn't he bring his son here?"

"It turned out to be like this. This guy is a drunkard. With him monitoring all the officials and urging the emperor, how can our Great Tang Dynasty be okay?"

"Keep down, the emperor is coming!"

"..."

Amid the discussion among the officials, Li Shimin slowly walked out, glanced at everyone present, and saw Cheng Yu first.

Cheng Yu also saw Li Shimin, and thought to himself that Li Shimin is worthy of being a famous emperor through the ages, with extraordinary bearing.

But no matter how famous he is through the ages, no matter how extraordinary his bearing is, it doesn't affect Cheng Yu's hatred of him.

"Long live my emperor! Long live!"

Civil and military officials bowed and saluted one after another, shouting long live.

"Everyone loves to be flat."

Li Shimin raised his hand and ordered.

Then all the officials straightened up and looked at the emperor quietly.

"Why didn't Duke Lu come?"

Li Shimin asked in a loud voice.

"It must be embarrassing to come."

Changsun Wuji glanced at Cheng Yu beside him, and said in a strange way.

Cheng Yu had already expected Changsun Wuji's reaction.

The eldest son's family and the Cheng family have never gotten along well with each other. The two families often have conflicts, and even the leaders of the eldest grandson's family and the Cheng family dislike each other.

Changsun Wuji's yin and yang are strange, and Cheng Yu will not remain silent.

"Why didn't my father come to the court? Before my own son even spoke, the eldest grandson already knew the reason. Are you the roundworm in my father's stomach?"

Cheng Yu asked with a smile.

[The host said a word to Changsun Wuji, the points will be increased by 10! 】

"you……"

Changsun Wuji pointed at Cheng Yu, as if he wanted to yell, but considering that this was the imperial court, he could only swallow the swear words.

But Changsun Wuji is not a person who likes to suffer. He looked at Li Shimin, cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, just look at this stubborn guy, who doesn't know what to say and how to act frivolously. How can such a person take up the position of Yushi?"

"This……"

Li Shimin didn't know how to answer, and he didn't expect that Cheng Yu, an alcoholic, was in such good spirits today and spoke so hastily.

"Why can't I be a censor? My grandson, you have already arranged your own dog to work in the yamen. Why can't your majesty arrange a censor for me for my father's sake?"

Cheng Yu said in a strange way.

[The host said a word to Changsun Wuji, the points will be increased by 10! 】

"you……"

Changsun Wuji was stunned speechless again.

What Cheng Yu said was the truth. Changsun Wuji had been using his power to enlist his relatives in the court. Regardless of whether he had experience in errands or not, he would always give him an official position first.

So much so that in the city of Chang'an, there are rumors that Changsun Wuji attained Taoism and ascended to heaven alone.

"Your Majesty, I cannot agree to be in the court with this naughty person."

Changsun Wuji looked at the emperor and said loudly: "This Cheng Yu has a very bad reputation. He likes to drink too much. He usually walks around the street with a bottle of wine every day. That's all. He also fights and molested women. How can such a person How can we let him enter the court?"

"Uh, what you said makes sense. I've made a note of this matter, but let's talk about it later. Let's talk about the business first."

Li Shimin frowned to change the subject, and scolded Changsun Wuji in his heart.

The reason why he asked Cheng Yu to serve as the censor was because he wanted him to be a bastard and save others from making trouble as the censor. So how could he let Changsun Wuji kick Cheng Yu away with just a few words?
(End of this chapter)