Ball King Pioneer

Chapter 106

On September 9, Everton came to Manchester the day before the game.Because of the good relationship between Manchester United and Everton, and because of the fierce competition between Manchester United and their rivals in the same city, Everton's temporary training base has become the famous Carrington.Carrington is definitely a sacred place for Red Devils fans. It is known as the "heart of Manchester United". Many of Manchester United's famous superstars came from here, such as the legendary class of 23 (almost said to be Na Ying's class 92).

This afternoon's training is mainly set-piece attack drills. Regardless of the level of Manchester City's coach Mancini, one thing is very important. He is an Italian, so it is estimated that even the platelets in his blood have a chain structure. This is the talent of the Italian coach.Therefore, facing the Italian team, or the Italian coach's team, the opportunity to attack from set kicks may be the key to victory.

Drenthe stretched out his left thumb, which means the No. 3 tactic. The offensive players in the penalty area squeezed towards the middle. When Drenthe ran up, they separated and moved quickly to the left and right, so as to take away the defensive players who were staring at him.But this time Ji Dong failed to hold down the football. The football flew high above the goal crossbar like an airplane taking off, and then the players booed Ji Dong collectively.

"Hey, you have to pick up the ball yourself, don't think you don't need to pick it up. Damn it, how many times have I picked it up today, 7 or 8 times, and you laugh the happiest every time..." Pienaar's voice is not the loudest, but he is definitely the one who likes to talk the most, with a lot of long-winded words.

"Little Barkley, if you help Lin pick up the ball again this time, I promise I will tell your mother that you have had premarital sex." Saha is a slut, the cheapest one.

"No, I didn't, I'm still a virgin." Maybe realizing that he was being tricked again, Buckley's face flushed with shame.

"Okay, okay, stop teasing Barkley, he is a good boy. Louis, if you really wronged Barkley like that, I promise that under the condition of equal opportunities, the Australian is the first choice."

Of course, what Ji Dong said was just a joke in the training ground.Seeing Lin Yi rushing to pick up the ball, the training ground was full of joy and laughter.

In fact, it’s not that there is no one to pick up the ball. It’s just that using this method to enliven the atmosphere can also better adapt to different offensive and defensive lineups. For example, we continue to practice on the court without Lin Yi. This training method is very popular in the UK.The power of Ji Dong's kick is very strong, so the football rolls very far. Ji Dong jogged all the way. When Ji Dong picked up the ball, it was already near the parking lot of the training base. Then Lin Yi saw a scene in the parking lot that he thought could only appear in funny novels.

Balotelli called his fellow Italian coach Mancini this morning and asked that he must be able to start the game against Everton because he wanted to teach Lin Yi a lesson.Mancini often answered calls like this. With Balotelli's temperament, he would not believe that something happened, but this time it was different.When Balotelli was interviewed by The Sun, he said that he wanted to teach Lin Yi a lesson, and that he needed to use his fists. God, only fools would tell the media that way. No, Balotelli is the only fool. It seems wrong... In short, Mancini didn’t dare to use Balotelli in this game. God knows, he can only play 1 against 10 in the first minute.

Balotelli, who thought he would be praised by Mancini, was in a hurry. How could this be possible? If he didn’t play, he would teach Ji Dong a lesson, and then how could the female reporter of the "Sun" date him? No, he must play.So he called Mancini again, and Mancini couldn't be bothered, so he could only perfunctory Balotelli and said that as long as Ji Dong didn't play, Balotelli could play.So Balotelli came to the Carrington base.

Lin Yi saw several security guards from the Carrington base nervously surrounding a Ferrari Enzo in the parking lot. The color was extremely flamboyant green, and a tall black man got out of the car. He had a mohawk hairstyle that looked extremely flamboyant, but his attire didn't look like the punk style that Lin Yi often saw in the UK. It was a bit like the wash, cut, and blow that he saw on the streets of China.

"I said that I did not go wrong. I just came here to find someone. Call Lin out quickly. If I look for it by myself, I will get lost."

Nima, it turned out that he was looking for himself, and he said before that he would teach himself a lesson. Do you want to start a war now?Ji Dong also became interested.

"Hey, Balotelli, what do you want from me?" Ji Dong roared loudly.

Balotelli looked back and saw that the person he was looking for was Ji Dong who was greeting him not far away.

"Look, what did I say, he's right here, a bunch of idiots." Without waiting for the security guard to react, he threw the car keys over and ran to find Ji Dong by himself.

The security guards were stunned, and Balotelli called us idiots. When did we say that Ji Dong is not here anymore? We don’t want you to come in because you are a Manchester City player and your training base is next door.And what does the car key mean? Do you think we are hotel doormen?Damn, but after thinking about it, this guy is Balotelli, so anything is possible.

"Hey, Lin, I came to you because I need to help you with something." Balotelli looked familiar.

"No help."

"Why, I haven't said yet!" Balotelli was puzzled!

"I don't know you well!"

"Okay, Lin. Here's the thing, if you do me this favor, I'll give you money, or beauty, what do you want? You say!"

Ji Dong was annoyed by this kid, what is it, do you know him very well?But looking at Balotelli's expression without any contempt or other insulting meaning, Ji Dong guessed that he might have been dealing with people in this way before. Poor Balotelli, it seems that he is a cash machine in the eyes of people around him.Feeling sorry for Balotelli for three seconds, Ji Dong decided to see what he wanted from him.

"You are really long-winded. Tell me, what exactly are you looking for?"

Seeing Lin Yi let go, Balotelli immediately put his hands on Lin Yi's shoulders, looking as close as old friends for many years. This scene caught the eyes of the Everton players in the distance, and everyone's eyeballs popped out.Yesterday he said he was going to beat Lin up on the court, but now it doesn't look like he is going to fight. Also, when did they meet, I haven't heard of it.But thinking that the person next to Ji Dong is called Balotelli, everyone knows that there is nothing impossible. Even if Balotelli suddenly called the Queen of England's mother, they would not be surprised. Ordinary people in Balotelli's world don't understand.

"Well, I made a date with a pretty chick from The Sun, and if he can beat you up on the pitch, he'll date me. But Coach Mancini said I wouldn't get to play unless you didn't play, so my date would go to waste, so I came up with a brilliant idea, which is your manager, what's your name, whatever it is called, tell him in advance that you won't start, then I can start, and then tell your manager as soon as the game starts. If you play, Mancini won't send me off, right, then I can beat you up, and then I can go on a date. What do you think of this plan? Hey, Lin, are you listening?"

In Ji Dong's mind, [-] grass-and-mud horses galloped past. He still had a plan, a brilliant idea, and then I could beat you up. Ji Dong was already shocked by Balotelli's magical worldview and doubted his life.As for Balotelli's grand plan, Jiong estimated that this is a truly impossible task for Tom Cruise. Even if Balotelli is the son of Moyes, he would not cooperate. It is estimated that Balotelli is the son of God and Moyes would not cooperate.Ji Dong was in a mess. He no longer had any thoughts of getting mad at Balotelli. I don't know if this kind of weirdness would be contagious. He just wanted to know if this was really a plan conceived by the logic of the human brain?Ji Dong even wondered if Balotelli was also stimulated by lightning or something like himself, and then evolved himself, while Balotelli degenerated.

"First of all, I think that if your idea is to be realized, you should go to Moyes, who is my coach you just mentioned. You know who will start and he has the final say." Lin Yi can only play Tai Chi.

Balotelli stared at Ji Dong like an idiot, "You are so stupid, if I knew him, would I come to you?"

"..." Well, Ji Dong was speechless.

"But we don't know each other well, why did you choose to come to me?" Lin Yi was very impressed at the moment that he was still able to chat with the great Bashen.

"Because I don't know his name, but I know yours." Balotelli answered as a matter of course.

Ji Dong is a little skeptical about life now, well, this answer is definitely strong enough, Ji Dong understands, understands thoroughly.At the same time, Ji Dong began to like Balotelli a little bit. He has a quality that many people don't have - simplicity. This word may not be suitable for people who have countless courtesans, sentimental or even amorous, but Ji Dong insists that Balotelli is simplicity.In Balotelli's world, everyone's thoughts should be as simple and direct as his. Do whatever you think of, and say what you want. In fact, this is also a child's heart, but Balotelli did not get the correct guidance in the process of growing up, which made him an idiot in the eyes of the world.Ji Dong couldn't imagine how Balotelli would have survived his entire life if he hadn't possessed extraordinary football talent.

Ji Dong wanted to help Balotelli, not because of pity, nor because he wanted to spoof him, but because Ji Dong really liked this kind of temperament. Balotelli had a pure heart and no distracting thoughts in his heart. Ji Dong also had a pure heart, but it was a black-bellied version.In a sense, Ji Dong and Balotelli are the same kind of people, so Ji Dong really wants to help him, maybe he can become Balotelli's spiritual mentor, of course, the premise is to keep his sanity and not be brainwashed by Balotelli.That being the case, evildoer, let me accept you!

"That's all you want to fight with me?"

Hearing Ji Dong's question, Balotelli scratched his head in embarrassment, "Actually not, the main reason is that the girl is too punctual, I don't know why she said she would teach you a lesson, and then she said that if I really did that, she would agree to date me."

Ji Dong believed that if Balotelli hadn’t fought with him, as long as he wanted to, that coquettish “Sun” reporter would definitely agree to Balotelli’s request for sex, because the female reporters of “Sun” are basically their third-page girls. Their main task is to find a way to sleep with celebrities, and then expose their information, and then get in the position, and then they can lie down and collect money.

"Actually, there are other ways, so that both of us can start and fight. But are you sure that woman is just dating and sleeping, not trying to conceive your child, and then blackmail you for the rest of your life?" Lin Yi felt that it was necessary to remind Balotelli.

"What method, tell me quickly." Balotelli asked eagerly when he saw that there was a lot of drama about picking up girls.

"You still have not answered my question."

"Okay, okay, I will answer you. Unless it is my girlfriend, if other women want to sleep with me, I will let him take contraceptive pills first, and I will wear a condom myself, otherwise I will not do it. This is what my adoptive father told me."

"Don't you carry those things with you?" Lin Yi was also a little gossip.

"Yeah, what's the matter? Since I was 14, my adoptive father gave me condoms. When I started playing football, he gave me birth control pills. He said it would protect me and told me to carry it with me. You know I listen to him the most in the world."

Finally, there are normal humans in Balotelli's world. Ji Dong couldn't help applauding his adoptive father. If it weren't for his adoptive father's foresight, who knows how many times Balotelli would like to be a father now.

"Okay, okay, you won! My method is very simple. If you let Mancini know that we are friends now and we can't fight at all, then he has no reason not to give you the chance to start. As for you talking about a fight, that's easy to handle. We can have a friendly fighting match after the game. I think many people are willing to watch it. If you say yes, you can pick up girls and start the game. How great it is!"

In fact, Ji Dong's idea is not a particularly good idea, but it is definitely enough to deal with Balotelli. Besides, the prostitute from "The Sun" was nothing more than trying to seduce Balotelli, and wanted some news by the way, and only Balotelli was stupid and still thinking about fighting.After listening to Ji Dong's words, Balotelli stared at Ji Dong firmly, with admiration, joy and a sense of "you know me" in his eyes.

"It seems that you are really smarter than me!"

Damn, Ji Dong had the urge to vomit blood. It turned out that Balotelli had always suspected his IQ before.

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　Is there any book lover who likes Balotelli as much as I do.Ask for monthly tickets and recommendation tickets, and pay tribute to geniuses.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)