Ball King Pioneer

Chapter 294 The Sadness of the Iranian Police
Chapter 293 The Sadness of the Iranian Police
Lin Yi has played away games in many places, different countries and regions, and different fans of the visiting team, but Lin Yi has never felt so bad. It is a feeling of life and death. Lin Yi can clearly feel that it is a feeling of hatred that Liverpool fans have never had.

Ji Dong's feeling is not wrong. The disgusting feeling he feels comes from religious and ethnic hatred, from spiritual belief, which has surpassed the part of football belief.If it wasn't for Ji Dong's international influence, he would definitely not be able to step into this land.

Considering that the law and order in the Middle East is not very good, the Chinese Football Association specially asked the Chinese Embassy in Iran to come forward to help.Seeing the compatriots in the embassy made Lin Yi feel much calmer.

Iran had a reason to let Lin Yi go in the end. However, Iranian fans and ordinary citizens do not need to have those taboos. Under the principle of freedom of speech, some things are almost unscrupulous.

If the trick of demonstrating at the gate of the Chinese team's training ground is considered child's play, then setting fire to Lin Yi's jersey and portrait outside the hotel where the Chinese team stayed is a bit too much.

On November 11, the day before the Sino-Iran war, Puma suddenly announced the closure of 13 Puma stores of various sizes in Iran, and at the same time canceled the sponsorship contracts with four Iranian clubs.Puma used this way of withdrawing from the Iranian market to tell the world that Lin Yi is Puma's global spokesperson, and we all agree with his actions!
In fact, since the first top ten match between the Chinese team and Iran, Puma's sales in Iran have been on a downward trend. Of course, Iran's share of global sales is also very limited. Giving up on the Iranian market will not have much impact on Puma.On the contrary, in places like Israel and the United States where Jews live concentrated, Puma's sales have shown explosive growth, especially in Israel, where the sales of football equipment has become the second country or region in the world except mainland China that has surpassed Nike and Adidas.

In this case, how can Puma care about a small Iranian market.Puma's behavior has attracted more and more attention, and no one knows who released the news that Iran refused Lin Yi to be photographed at the beginning. Iran has ushered in a new round of condemnation from the international community.

However, Iran has spent these years in such a wave. They have too many lice and are not afraid of being bitten, so they burn as much as they want, and make trouble as much as they want.

At 11:00 the night before the game, when the Chinese team called the police for the Nth time and complained to the hotel for the N+1th time to no avail, the Chinese team players couldn't bear it anymore.

In the corridor, the listless players of the Chinese team gathered together, and everyone discussed to see if there was any way to do it.

"Come on, don't take pictures, what's the use of posting on Weibo and TV stations, people don't care at all, why don't we just hold a concert as usual."

"How about we do an aerial attack?"

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Ji Dong's proposal is not actually his first, he is also picking up the wisdom of others.The former bad boy Cassano of the Italian national team can be described as a real pus. On October 2006, 10, Italy played away against Georgia. Facing Georgian fans' outdoor barbecue concert outside the hotel, the bad boy hit his own urine and water with a condom from the hotel room, and bombed from the window at high altitude.

As a result, the bad boy's urine added a little seasoning to the barbecue, and several amateur singers at the concert became miserable.This matter was admitted by the bad boy himself in a TV interview a few years later, and those Georgian fans who had made mistakes first could only suffer from silence.

Ji Dong and his teammates talked about using contraceptive kit water, but when everyone was in front of the corridor window, Ji Dong found that the color of the Iranian tap water was wrong, and some mysterious substances seemed to be added.

Bags of bulging liquid were jumping in the hands of the Chinese team members like cute elves, and they were ready to drop bombs at any time.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1."

As the countdown ended, the Chinese team members smashed the ammunition on their hands one after another.

The floor where the Chinese team stayed was the 13th floor, which is a very taboo number for the Iranians, so they specially arranged it this way.

When the "biochemical weapon" exploded in Iran's broken gong and voice band and barbecue camp, there was a loud curse from below, but because they cursed in Arabic, no one could understand it.

The Chinese team, which has always been a nest in the past, did such a happy thing this time under the leadership of Lin Yi. They were all so excited that they couldn't sleep. Some players even went back to their rooms and called the main station immediately to ask them to send condoms.It seems that they are addicted to playing.

The Iranian night in November was already very cold. When the cold water was hit on the body, the robe became wet and stuck to the body, and the feeling was chilling.But these are not what makes them most angry, what makes them crazy is the pungent smell coming from their bodies, and it is obvious that they know what it is like.

After the anger and abuse, the Iranian fans took out their mobile phones and called the police. They hoped that the police would give the damn Chinese players a good juice, and it would be best to lock them up.

However, what the Iranian fans downstairs didn't know was that Ji Dong called the police as soon as he dropped the "biochemical weapon".

"Mr. Police, I'm Lin, a player from the Chinese team. We've made countless phone calls. Let me ask you again. Did you really not see that there was a concert and barbecue downstairs in the hotel where we stayed? Did you really send someone over to see it?"

"Yes, that's right, we sent someone over to look at it, and there is nothing downstairs."

"Well, Mr. Police, I think you're right. By the way, how much is the fine for littering in Iran?"

"60 riyals, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing, I just want to ask, and prepare some change by the way."

Hanging up the phone, the policeman was very puzzled. The Chinese have already made N calls. Why don’t you keep calling tonight if you can’t sleep? Damn it!
Changing his sitting position, the policeman wanted to squint for a while, but in less than 3 minutes, there was a burst of rapid phone ringing. A look at it showed that it was indeed a local Tehran mobile phone number.

"What time is it? If you're just calling for fun, I promise you'll regret calling."

……

Ten minutes later, when several police cars and seven or eight Iranian policemen appeared downstairs in the hotel, the group of stinky Iranian fans swarmed up, and everyone scrambled to accuse the damned Chinese.

"It stinks, damn it, stay away from me, send a representative to explain this to me and get out of here."

After making a simple record, a group of Iranian police entered the hotel elevator and went straight to the 13th floor.

The 13th floor was covered by the Chinese team, and the police were not allowed to enter at the elevator door, because two big Chinese men in black suits and a gentle Chinese man wearing glasses blocked their way.

"Mr. Police, I am Lu Pingfeng, the legal adviser of the Chinese Embassy in Iran. This is my certificate. From now on, I will officially inform you that the Chinese team players in the room behind me have officially become temporary non-staff personnel of the Chinese Embassy in Iran. According to the relevant laws of China and Iran, they currently have diplomatic immunity.

Of course, they littered about half an hour ago. According to Iranian law, each of them has to pay a fine of 60 rials (equivalent to less than 100 RMB), and they don’t have to bear other legal responsibilities. You can call the hotel to monitor this. They didn’t do anything other than littering. "

The embassy’s lawyers are really embarrassed, but the police dare not. You must know that the problems involved with the embassy are not trivial, especially in a country with huge international influence like China. Iran has been suppressed by the United States all the year round. At critical moments, they still need China’s help, so the police department has been greeted by their superiors for the Chinese embassy.

"But they just attacked the Iranian citizens downstairs with water. I don't think it's a matter of littering anymore."

The head of the police was obviously very unwilling to be fooled back like this. The feeling of being molested is really fucking bad.

"Oh, is it? Then you listen to this."

After speaking, Lu Pingfeng took out his mobile phone and played a recording.

"Mr. Police, I'm Lin, a player from the Chinese team. We've made countless phone calls. I'll ask you again...it's nothing, I just want to ask, and prepare some change by the way."

When Lu Pingfeng finished playing the recording, the bearded face of the police chief had already turned green, damn it, he was counted.The boy who answered the phone was his brother-in-law, and it seemed that the only way to keep him was to deal with the case as littering.

Seeing that the head of the policeman looked like a deflated ball, Lu Pingfeng took out a check from the briefcase beside him and handed it over.

"A total of 18 people from the Chinese team participated in the littering, 60 riyals per person, a total of 1080 million riyals. This is the fine paid by Lin."

Aggrieved, this police chief has never been so aggrieved since he became a policeman. At this moment, he can't wait to drag his brother-in-law out to make people fuck him.

"Why don't Lin and the others come out and pay the fine by themselves, I want the client to pay the fine by himself."

Facing the final resistance of the police chief, Lu Pingfeng smiled contemptuously and handed over a power of attorney in Chinese, and his words completely made the other party give up.

"I'm already their plenipotentiary lawyer, so I can just pay it. Also, don't forget that they enjoy diplomatic immunity. In fact, they don't have to pay this fine."

……

Lying on the window and seeing the police car going away, all the members of the Chinese team were elated, and then they all admired Ji Dong's shamelessness to a new level. This kid has already used the trick of taking advantage to the extreme.

Not to mention the members of the Chinese team, even a rising diplomatic star like Lu Pingfeng admired Lin Yi's methods. He expected that if Lin Yi didn't play football and mix himself with officialdom, he wouldn't be able to shine.

Having no time to enjoy the worship of the crowd, Ji Dong lay on the bed and went to the meeting with Zhou. The matter was already destined to be this way when he thought of this method.

Waking up refreshed, Lin Yi scolded Zhang Linpeng for not giving him 100 yuan while eating the steamed buns served with rice noodles from the team chef.

"Your salary is so high now, such a small fine is a drop in the bucket, why give you 100 yuan."

"Hey, you kid is already the main central defender of Sevilla now. You are ashamed to call yourself poor. Don't think I don't know. Brother Jie said that you have four or five endorsements in China. Listen to Brother Jie more. Don't accept any product endorsements."

"Understood, I'll leave it all to Brother Jie. Hey, it's still not as good as you. They are all big international brands. By the way, Nike is looking for Brother Jie. They want to sign me. What do you think?"

"Don't ask me, you ask Brother Jie, and ask the club for advice. If your sneaker sponsor is the same as the club's jersey sponsor, I think you will be pleasantly surprised."

On the morning of the game day, a simple set-piece drill was arranged, and there was a rest in the afternoon.

Off the court, the Chinese team can take advantage of the situation.However, facing the upcoming game, everyone in the Chinese team knows that this is a super tough battle.

　In the next few days, I will write a big chapter on Iran, and hope that the progress of the game will not disappoint everyone.Ask for monthly ticket and recommendation ticket support, thank you!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)