Daming: Stealing Chen Yuanyuan at the beginning
Chapter 153 Men know men best, piranhas
Chapter 153 Men know men best, piranhas
"Your Majesty, I don't understand what you are saying. Are you drunk?" Black Peony asked.
Looking back at Li Cunming with a thousand charms and charming eyes, he said in all kinds of ways: "Your Majesty, I will help you to go to bed and rest. I am willing to serve you to bed tonight. I hope your majesty will take pity on and love you..."
Li Cunming's heart fluttered, and he said with a smile: "As expected, she is Wan Cailian's own sister, she is very charming, captivating, and extremely seductive!"
He let go of his arms, sat back, looked directly at Black Peony and said: "An ordinary man would have prostrated himself under your pomegranate skirt. Unfortunately, I am the emperor, not an ordinary man! Black Peony, at this time, you still can't Tell the truth?"
Hei Mudan's eyes were wide open, with a pure and ignorant look, she shook her head and said, "I really don't understand what your Majesty wants me to say?"
"Excellent acting skills, here's a chance, I recommend you to act in a movie in Hollywood!" Li Cunming gave a thumbs up.
Then he took a sip of wine and continued: "Forget it, if you don't tell me, I will tell you for you. You are not Hei Mudan, let alone the niece of Pu Mingming, you are Wan Cailian's third sister, Wan Zhi'er! Don't interrupt, listen! I'm done."
"The story has to start from the beginning. After the death of your father, a businessman surnamed Wan in Jiangxi, he left behind three daughters, Wan Cailian, Wan Hongshao, and Wan Zhi'er. At that time, Wan Cailian was only fifteen or sixteen years old. The younger sister is even younger, Wan Hongshao is about ten years old, and you, Wan Zhier, are still in your infancy."
"Both parents died, the family fell into poverty, and the three sisters endured hunger and hunger. In order to survive and support the two younger sisters, the eldest sister sold herself into a brothel and became a prostitute. She suffered humiliation and torture, and exchanged her body and dignity for Money, struggling day after day in troubled times."
"Fortunately, God sees that Wan Cailian is so beautiful that she will soon become an oiran. The guests who come here are like crucian carp crossing the river. One day, a Taoist priest named Burning Rhinoceros came suddenly. His real identity He is the elder of the Witch God Sect, who is proficient in witchcraft. Taoist Burning Rhinoceros sympathized with Wan Cailian's tragic experience, and taught her the secret technique in the room.
"Later, Wancailian's reputation finally spread throughout Yunnan, which attracted Pu's fame, chieftain of Ami Prefecture, and finally married her. Pu's reputation died, and Wancailian married her second sister Wan Hongshao to the local in order to usurp power. Gentleman soup guests, won the hearts of the people."
"I don't need to say much about Wan Cailian's later events. Let's talk about Wan Zhi'er. Wan Zhi'er didn't grow up with her two sisters all the time, but followed Taoist Burning Rhinoceros to live in seclusion in the mountains and practiced witch Gushu."
"On the one hand, Wancailian intentionally concealed her painstaking efforts, and on the other hand, voodoo masters seldom show their faces in public. Therefore, the world mistakenly believed that Wancailian only had one younger sister. Who would have thought that there was a third younger sister!"
"But it's the youngest third sister. With her practice getting better and better, she secretly became Wan Cailian's most powerful assistant in her struggle for power. Wan Cailian doesn't know witchcraft at all. Zhi'er acted as her pawn, using Gu poison to kill opponents one after another, and helped Wan Cailian become the overlord."
"Later, the Sorcerer Sect fell apart, and its congregations scattered everywhere. Among them, the Eighteen Villages were the most powerful. Taoist Burning Rhinoceros died in the turmoil. Wan Zhi'er, who was expected to become the Holy Maiden of the Sorcerer Sect, lost her biggest backer and was defeated."
"Wan Zhi'er was not reconciled. Just as Wan Cailian was massacring the Pu clan, Wan Zhi'er went to Shibazhai, disguised as Pu's famous niece, and lied about fleeing. Then waited for the opportunity to kill the witch god sect saint Girl, replace it."
"Huh... It's such a complicated and lengthy story, I'm tired of telling it. Wan Zhi'er, is there anything I missed or said wrong?" Li Cunming took a sip of hot tea, staring at Hei Mudan's eyes with burning eyes.
Hei Mudan didn't speak, but his face changed, and his expression was extremely unnatural.
"Why, do you have to let Zhen personally take off the human skin mask on your face?" Li Cunming stood up.
Hei Mudan moved faster, threw a wine glass at Li Cunming with a raised hand, jumped up and ran towards the door of the tent.
Li Cunming avoided the flying wine glass and didn't chase after it, but just pursed his lips and whistled long and loudly.
The whistle sounded, and the raccoon, as if descended from the sky, squatted outside the camp door like a ghost, bared its teeth, and growled at the black peony.
Black Mudan has always been afraid of the spirit raccoon, backed away in a hurry, drew out the dagger hidden in the sleeve, but only dared to confront it, not daring to move.
"If you think you can beat the raccoon, then go ahead and I won't stop you; if you think you're no match for it, put down your weapon and come back and sit obediently. I promise I won't let the raccoon hurt you!"
Hei Mudan hesitated for a while, sighed and threw the dagger on the ground, went to the table and sat down, looking depressed and lost.
"Your Majesty, since when did you suspect me? And how did you know everything?" Hei Mudan drank three glasses of wine in succession before finally speaking.
Li Cunming smiled and said: "Finally admitted, you are a straightforward person! To answer your second question first, I have already arranged Jin Yiwei to investigate your life experience, starting with Pu Mingsheng's niece. Jin Yiwei checked it out, Pu Mingsheng's The whereabouts of my niece were unknown three years ago, but according to the clues, Jin Yiwei found her burial place. Since Pu Mingsheng's niece is dead, you are naturally a fake!"
"I see, Jin Yiwei is really amazing!" Hei Mudan said.
"Let's answer your first question again. To be honest, you have too many flaws. I don't want to be suspicious. But there are two things that impress me the most. One is that the three conditions you put forward are too absurd, and you behave in a very unreasonable way. Unlike saintesses, shouldn't saintesses be pure and pure? But your words and deeds are too dissolute and frivolous!"
"Another point is that when I surrendered the spirit raccoon, I found a corpse and got a jade tablet."
As he said that, he took out the jade tablet engraved with the word "Saint" and handed it to Hei Mudan.
"It doesn't matter whether Lingli is the incarnation of the Witch God. What's important is that it has a deep relationship with the previous saint. You killed the previous saint, and Lingli must have seen it, so it always hates you! Based on this alone, That’s enough for me to doubt your true identity.”
Hei Mudan closed her eyes and said, "Hey, I also thought about subduing the spirit raccoon or killing it, but I couldn't do anything about it. Besides, the spirit raccoon has a high status in the Witch God Sect, so I have to rely on it to scare Shibazhai Mountain Folks, this has left troubles behind. Forget it, being planted in the hands of the raccoon is also a kind of retribution in the dark!"
After a pause, he suddenly opened his eyes and asked, "But I still don't understand, since His Majesty already knew my true identity, why did you keep me by your side?"
Li Cunming said: "Keep you by my side. First, I can control your every move. Second, I like to watch operas, especially if I don't tell the truth. Watching the performance of the three sisters quietly is really very successful." Feel it!"
"Without your cooperation, how could Wan Hongshao be easily fooled? After taking away the honeycomb coal, how can she use it with confidence?"
Black Peony sighed deeply: "Your Majesty, you are really scary! Now that you have said it, please enlighten me, what happened to those briquettes? How do you know that my eldest sister is still alive and I hid it?"
Li Cunming said: "If you want to hear it, I will tell you so that you can know how to lose. I will be a teacher today and give you two classes, one chemistry class and one physiology class."
"The briquettes that Wan Hongshao took away were made by craftsmen when I was in Liupanshui. The soil content exceeded the standard, which is a substandard product. The briquettes have high soil content, and if they cannot be fully burned, a large amount of carbon monoxide will be produced. .Do you know what carbon monoxide is?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. You just need to know that it is a poisonous gas that is harmful to the human body. It can make people faint and suffocate. Inhaling a large amount of it will cause death."
"Wan Hongshao thought she was drunk with Qi Dazhuang, so she took the words out of his mouth. But she didn't think that all of this was arranged by me. Qi Dazhuang deliberately misled Wan Hongshao, telling her to close the doors and windows when burning briquettes, and to close them tightly." In fact, it was to poison the soldiers of the chieftain army with carbon monoxide."
Hei Mudan was dumbfounded when she heard that, and what shocked her even more was that Chongzhen had already come up with this strategy before entering Yunnan.
Chongzhen, are you a god or a monster?
Li Cunming played with Hei Mudan's expression, feeling more cheerful, and said with a smile: "Chemistry class is over, let's go to physiology class. Student Hei Mudan, please listen carefully and take good notes. There will be an exam!"
"As for how I know that Wan Cailian is not dead, it's too simple. I am a man first, and men know men best! How can I say this? Wan Cailian can charm so many men and play with them. , relying on her beauty and her body.”
"Men are superficial. They like a woman's skin first, and then they are willing to understand a woman's soul. If a woman's skin is too ugly, even if she has the most interesting soul in the world, men don't have the heart to understand, let alone be willing to accept her. Driven by manipulation."
"But the body of the so-called Wancailian in the cave, short in stature and fat, could it be a woman who can overwhelm the country? I guess Wancailian must have come to replace the prince with a civet cat. Taking the place of the dead ghost. It was just in a hurry, she couldn't find a suitable person, so she randomly found a maid and killed her, and ruined her appearance in a deceitful way, thinking that she could cheat the world."
"I became suspicious. After the corpse was brought back to the barracks, I asked Chen Yuanyuan to conduct an autopsy. First of all, Wan Cailian had given birth, and there should have been stretch marks on her belly, but the belly of the corpse was smooth and elastic, and there were no stretch marks;"
"Secondly, Chen Yuanyuan played Miao Renfeng for a time. I won't describe the specific process. In short, Chen Yuanyuan discovered that the deceased was still a virgin. Tell me, how can a woman who has given birth to a child be still a virgin?"
"And your excuse to stay on Ergelong Mountain is to secretly deliver food to Wan Cailian? Hei Mudan, silly Dazhu has been staring at you, you don't really think he is a fool, do you?"
Hearing this, all the doubts in Hei Mudan's heart were solved, and he was sweating profusely.But she felt the chill rising, and her heart seemed to have fallen into an ice cave.
It's terrible, it's really terrible, Chongzhen is not a human being!
"Ding, get 5000 black peony negative emotion value"
"Ding, get a positive emotional value of 10000 from Black Peony"
Li Cunming couldn't help laughing, heh, Black Peony, your emotions are very complicated!
Taking advantage of Hei Mudan's distracted state, Li Cunming stood in front of her, stretched out his hand, and took off the human skin mask on her face with lightning speed.
Only seeing the real appearance of the black peony, Li Cunming couldn't help shouting: "There is a kind of flower that is colorful and fragrant, but it can eat people. It is said that the more beautiful a woman is, the more dangerous it is. I finally believe that this is true. Black Peony Peony, you are a colorful, fragrant and charming cannibal flower!"
(End of this chapter)
"Your Majesty, I don't understand what you are saying. Are you drunk?" Black Peony asked.
Looking back at Li Cunming with a thousand charms and charming eyes, he said in all kinds of ways: "Your Majesty, I will help you to go to bed and rest. I am willing to serve you to bed tonight. I hope your majesty will take pity on and love you..."
Li Cunming's heart fluttered, and he said with a smile: "As expected, she is Wan Cailian's own sister, she is very charming, captivating, and extremely seductive!"
He let go of his arms, sat back, looked directly at Black Peony and said: "An ordinary man would have prostrated himself under your pomegranate skirt. Unfortunately, I am the emperor, not an ordinary man! Black Peony, at this time, you still can't Tell the truth?"
Hei Mudan's eyes were wide open, with a pure and ignorant look, she shook her head and said, "I really don't understand what your Majesty wants me to say?"
"Excellent acting skills, here's a chance, I recommend you to act in a movie in Hollywood!" Li Cunming gave a thumbs up.
Then he took a sip of wine and continued: "Forget it, if you don't tell me, I will tell you for you. You are not Hei Mudan, let alone the niece of Pu Mingming, you are Wan Cailian's third sister, Wan Zhi'er! Don't interrupt, listen! I'm done."
"The story has to start from the beginning. After the death of your father, a businessman surnamed Wan in Jiangxi, he left behind three daughters, Wan Cailian, Wan Hongshao, and Wan Zhi'er. At that time, Wan Cailian was only fifteen or sixteen years old. The younger sister is even younger, Wan Hongshao is about ten years old, and you, Wan Zhier, are still in your infancy."
"Both parents died, the family fell into poverty, and the three sisters endured hunger and hunger. In order to survive and support the two younger sisters, the eldest sister sold herself into a brothel and became a prostitute. She suffered humiliation and torture, and exchanged her body and dignity for Money, struggling day after day in troubled times."
"Fortunately, God sees that Wan Cailian is so beautiful that she will soon become an oiran. The guests who come here are like crucian carp crossing the river. One day, a Taoist priest named Burning Rhinoceros came suddenly. His real identity He is the elder of the Witch God Sect, who is proficient in witchcraft. Taoist Burning Rhinoceros sympathized with Wan Cailian's tragic experience, and taught her the secret technique in the room.
"Later, Wancailian's reputation finally spread throughout Yunnan, which attracted Pu's fame, chieftain of Ami Prefecture, and finally married her. Pu's reputation died, and Wancailian married her second sister Wan Hongshao to the local in order to usurp power. Gentleman soup guests, won the hearts of the people."
"I don't need to say much about Wan Cailian's later events. Let's talk about Wan Zhi'er. Wan Zhi'er didn't grow up with her two sisters all the time, but followed Taoist Burning Rhinoceros to live in seclusion in the mountains and practiced witch Gushu."
"On the one hand, Wancailian intentionally concealed her painstaking efforts, and on the other hand, voodoo masters seldom show their faces in public. Therefore, the world mistakenly believed that Wancailian only had one younger sister. Who would have thought that there was a third younger sister!"
"But it's the youngest third sister. With her practice getting better and better, she secretly became Wan Cailian's most powerful assistant in her struggle for power. Wan Cailian doesn't know witchcraft at all. Zhi'er acted as her pawn, using Gu poison to kill opponents one after another, and helped Wan Cailian become the overlord."
"Later, the Sorcerer Sect fell apart, and its congregations scattered everywhere. Among them, the Eighteen Villages were the most powerful. Taoist Burning Rhinoceros died in the turmoil. Wan Zhi'er, who was expected to become the Holy Maiden of the Sorcerer Sect, lost her biggest backer and was defeated."
"Wan Zhi'er was not reconciled. Just as Wan Cailian was massacring the Pu clan, Wan Zhi'er went to Shibazhai, disguised as Pu's famous niece, and lied about fleeing. Then waited for the opportunity to kill the witch god sect saint Girl, replace it."
"Huh... It's such a complicated and lengthy story, I'm tired of telling it. Wan Zhi'er, is there anything I missed or said wrong?" Li Cunming took a sip of hot tea, staring at Hei Mudan's eyes with burning eyes.
Hei Mudan didn't speak, but his face changed, and his expression was extremely unnatural.
"Why, do you have to let Zhen personally take off the human skin mask on your face?" Li Cunming stood up.
Hei Mudan moved faster, threw a wine glass at Li Cunming with a raised hand, jumped up and ran towards the door of the tent.
Li Cunming avoided the flying wine glass and didn't chase after it, but just pursed his lips and whistled long and loudly.
The whistle sounded, and the raccoon, as if descended from the sky, squatted outside the camp door like a ghost, bared its teeth, and growled at the black peony.
Black Mudan has always been afraid of the spirit raccoon, backed away in a hurry, drew out the dagger hidden in the sleeve, but only dared to confront it, not daring to move.
"If you think you can beat the raccoon, then go ahead and I won't stop you; if you think you're no match for it, put down your weapon and come back and sit obediently. I promise I won't let the raccoon hurt you!"
Hei Mudan hesitated for a while, sighed and threw the dagger on the ground, went to the table and sat down, looking depressed and lost.
"Your Majesty, since when did you suspect me? And how did you know everything?" Hei Mudan drank three glasses of wine in succession before finally speaking.
Li Cunming smiled and said: "Finally admitted, you are a straightforward person! To answer your second question first, I have already arranged Jin Yiwei to investigate your life experience, starting with Pu Mingsheng's niece. Jin Yiwei checked it out, Pu Mingsheng's The whereabouts of my niece were unknown three years ago, but according to the clues, Jin Yiwei found her burial place. Since Pu Mingsheng's niece is dead, you are naturally a fake!"
"I see, Jin Yiwei is really amazing!" Hei Mudan said.
"Let's answer your first question again. To be honest, you have too many flaws. I don't want to be suspicious. But there are two things that impress me the most. One is that the three conditions you put forward are too absurd, and you behave in a very unreasonable way. Unlike saintesses, shouldn't saintesses be pure and pure? But your words and deeds are too dissolute and frivolous!"
"Another point is that when I surrendered the spirit raccoon, I found a corpse and got a jade tablet."
As he said that, he took out the jade tablet engraved with the word "Saint" and handed it to Hei Mudan.
"It doesn't matter whether Lingli is the incarnation of the Witch God. What's important is that it has a deep relationship with the previous saint. You killed the previous saint, and Lingli must have seen it, so it always hates you! Based on this alone, That’s enough for me to doubt your true identity.”
Hei Mudan closed her eyes and said, "Hey, I also thought about subduing the spirit raccoon or killing it, but I couldn't do anything about it. Besides, the spirit raccoon has a high status in the Witch God Sect, so I have to rely on it to scare Shibazhai Mountain Folks, this has left troubles behind. Forget it, being planted in the hands of the raccoon is also a kind of retribution in the dark!"
After a pause, he suddenly opened his eyes and asked, "But I still don't understand, since His Majesty already knew my true identity, why did you keep me by your side?"
Li Cunming said: "Keep you by my side. First, I can control your every move. Second, I like to watch operas, especially if I don't tell the truth. Watching the performance of the three sisters quietly is really very successful." Feel it!"
"Without your cooperation, how could Wan Hongshao be easily fooled? After taking away the honeycomb coal, how can she use it with confidence?"
Black Peony sighed deeply: "Your Majesty, you are really scary! Now that you have said it, please enlighten me, what happened to those briquettes? How do you know that my eldest sister is still alive and I hid it?"
Li Cunming said: "If you want to hear it, I will tell you so that you can know how to lose. I will be a teacher today and give you two classes, one chemistry class and one physiology class."
"The briquettes that Wan Hongshao took away were made by craftsmen when I was in Liupanshui. The soil content exceeded the standard, which is a substandard product. The briquettes have high soil content, and if they cannot be fully burned, a large amount of carbon monoxide will be produced. .Do you know what carbon monoxide is?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. You just need to know that it is a poisonous gas that is harmful to the human body. It can make people faint and suffocate. Inhaling a large amount of it will cause death."
"Wan Hongshao thought she was drunk with Qi Dazhuang, so she took the words out of his mouth. But she didn't think that all of this was arranged by me. Qi Dazhuang deliberately misled Wan Hongshao, telling her to close the doors and windows when burning briquettes, and to close them tightly." In fact, it was to poison the soldiers of the chieftain army with carbon monoxide."
Hei Mudan was dumbfounded when she heard that, and what shocked her even more was that Chongzhen had already come up with this strategy before entering Yunnan.
Chongzhen, are you a god or a monster?
Li Cunming played with Hei Mudan's expression, feeling more cheerful, and said with a smile: "Chemistry class is over, let's go to physiology class. Student Hei Mudan, please listen carefully and take good notes. There will be an exam!"
"As for how I know that Wan Cailian is not dead, it's too simple. I am a man first, and men know men best! How can I say this? Wan Cailian can charm so many men and play with them. , relying on her beauty and her body.”
"Men are superficial. They like a woman's skin first, and then they are willing to understand a woman's soul. If a woman's skin is too ugly, even if she has the most interesting soul in the world, men don't have the heart to understand, let alone be willing to accept her. Driven by manipulation."
"But the body of the so-called Wancailian in the cave, short in stature and fat, could it be a woman who can overwhelm the country? I guess Wancailian must have come to replace the prince with a civet cat. Taking the place of the dead ghost. It was just in a hurry, she couldn't find a suitable person, so she randomly found a maid and killed her, and ruined her appearance in a deceitful way, thinking that she could cheat the world."
"I became suspicious. After the corpse was brought back to the barracks, I asked Chen Yuanyuan to conduct an autopsy. First of all, Wan Cailian had given birth, and there should have been stretch marks on her belly, but the belly of the corpse was smooth and elastic, and there were no stretch marks;"
"Secondly, Chen Yuanyuan played Miao Renfeng for a time. I won't describe the specific process. In short, Chen Yuanyuan discovered that the deceased was still a virgin. Tell me, how can a woman who has given birth to a child be still a virgin?"
"And your excuse to stay on Ergelong Mountain is to secretly deliver food to Wan Cailian? Hei Mudan, silly Dazhu has been staring at you, you don't really think he is a fool, do you?"
Hearing this, all the doubts in Hei Mudan's heart were solved, and he was sweating profusely.But she felt the chill rising, and her heart seemed to have fallen into an ice cave.
It's terrible, it's really terrible, Chongzhen is not a human being!
"Ding, get 5000 black peony negative emotion value"
"Ding, get a positive emotional value of 10000 from Black Peony"
Li Cunming couldn't help laughing, heh, Black Peony, your emotions are very complicated!
Taking advantage of Hei Mudan's distracted state, Li Cunming stood in front of her, stretched out his hand, and took off the human skin mask on her face with lightning speed.
Only seeing the real appearance of the black peony, Li Cunming couldn't help shouting: "There is a kind of flower that is colorful and fragrant, but it can eat people. It is said that the more beautiful a woman is, the more dangerous it is. I finally believe that this is true. Black Peony Peony, you are a colorful, fragrant and charming cannibal flower!"
(End of this chapter)
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