Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 114 Eat, Sleep, and Hit Gao Qiu!
Chapter 114 Eat, Sleep, and Hit Gao Qiu!
Seeing his wife, Lin Chong was stunned for a long time, and said to her excitedly: "My lady, you, you are still alive, I thought you had passed away.
For such a long time, do you know how I lived, I miss you every day, and ask myself every day, if I could be tougher at the beginning.
It would be great to kill Gao Yanei directly, and it won't cause a tragedy of family destruction. That Gao Yanei and Lu Xun have already been killed by me.
Oh my god, madam, you are still alive, this is really great. "After saying that, Lin Chong didn't care about other people's opinions and directly took his wife into his arms.
Madam Lin blushed, and beat Lin Chong's mouth hard with her fist, and said shyly, "Let go, there are so many people watching."
Wang Jin directly waved his hand in front of him and said, "Oh, why can't I see anything? Why is it suddenly dark."
After hearing Wang Jin's words, Lin Chong let go of his wife in embarrassment.
Mrs. Lin said to Lin Chong: "After the official's accident, that Gao Yanei brought people to trouble me. Fortunately, the God of Wealth was prepared.
He asked his subordinates to drive away Gao Yanei, and brought me and my whole family to Yanggu County.This is how we have the reunion of our husband and wife today. "
After the husband and wife talked for a while, Lin Chong bowed to Wang and said, "Master, this time I have to escort my wife, master has worked hard all the way.
Let's go up the mountain to rest as soon as possible.I have another piece of good news to tell Master, Gao Lian, who persecuted us back then, has been captured alive by the brothers on Mount Liang.
I heard my sworn brother say that there will be a public trial in a few days, and there will be a live broadcast. I don't understand. Anyway, Gao Qi is doomed to die.
In the past few days, every day I have nothing to do, I will beat Gao Qiu to vent my anger.Master, do you want to beat him a few times to vent your anger? "
After hearing Lin Chong's words, Wang Jin laughed out loud.Said: "Before I came a few days ago, the boss told me a joke, I didn't think it was so funny at the time.
But today, when I heard that you beat Gao Qi out of your anger these two days, I realized how deep and connotative the jokes my boss told were. "
As soon as Lin Chong heard that there was a joke to listen to, he immediately asked curiously: "Master, it is better to have fun alone than to have fun with others. Anyway, there is still a long way to go up the mountain. Tell me about it."
After hearing Lin Chong's question, Wang Jin laughed and said, "My master said that there used to be a group of natives living on a certain island.
One day, a group of adventurers discovered the island.What makes adventurers feel strange is that there are no entertainment items on this island.
So, the good-for-nothing adventurers asked these natives one by one, you live here all day long and you don’t have any entertainment, don’t you feel bored?
The answers of the natives are the same: we are not boring, we live a full life, we eat, sleep, and play QQ every day.
The adventurer is very strange, what's so good about this QQ.When the adventurer asked about the last native who was far from the crowd.
The native replied: It's not boring. His daily life is to eat, sleep and run away.
The adventurer was very surprised, so he asked this unique native: Why do other people eat and play QQ every day while sleeping.But come to you and run away?
The native replied: Please, don't mention QQ, my name is QQ.Haha, I'm dying of laughter, disciple, don't you think it's funny? "
Hearing Wang Jin's joke, Lin Chong thought to himself: "What's so funny, isn't it just that I go and beat Gao Qi when I have nothing to do?"Shouldn't he be fighting?
When did the master become so merciful?Actually learned to repay grievances with virtue.
Thinking of this, Lin Chong said to Wang Jin, "Master, this joke is not funny. Did you tell me not to hit Gao Qi?"
After hearing Lin Chong's question, Wang Jin said with a serious face: "Fight, why not fight, not only you want to fight, but I also want to fight, master.
The master should do what the boss said in the joke, eat, sleep, and beat Gao Qiu when you have nothing to do.I just think this joke corresponds to Gao Lian's current situation.
That's why I thought it was funny, haha, Gao Qi never thought that he would have today. "
Wang Jin, who settled down in Liangshan, also joined Lin Chong's ranks. His daily routine was to eat, sleep, and beat Gao Qiu.
Time is like quicksand, and in the blink of an eye, the day of Gao Qiu's public trial has arrived.
In Liangshan, Gao Qiu with a bruised nose and swollen face was carried by Lin Chong to the live broadcast site that had been arranged long ago.The goblin who had been on standby here immediately started the live broadcast mode.
In the Song Dynasty, whether it was Qunyingju Restaurant or Qunyingju Wine Shop, a vacant space was opened up in front of the door early.
There is a 50-meter-high curtain in front of the open space. On the curtain, through the specific black technology of the goblins, the current situation of Gao Lian on Liangshan Mountain is played simultaneously in real time.
The picture is so clear that you can see the fine hair on Gao Lian's face.In front of the curtain, there were crowds of onlookers standing in black.
Shouts of "kill him" often erupted from the enraged crowd.
Regarding such a miraculous scene, the onlookers no longer had any doubts. In their view, since Wu Caishen is a god descending from heaven.
Then no matter what kind of strange things he makes, everyone will think it is normal, God, that has great supernatural powers, of course it is different.
The onlookers now only care about when Gao Li, the scourge, will die and how he will die.
In Bianliang City, in the imperial palace, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe walked up and down in a hurry like ants on a hot pot.
He asked Li Shishi uneasily: "Master, dear concubine, haven't you contacted your elder brother yet? The bandits in Liangshan are too powerful, and in today's world, only Guoshi can save Gao Qiu's life."
Li Shishi had received Wu Ming's instructions a long time ago, and Wu Ming knew that, with Zhao Zhe's soft heart, when he heard that Gao Qiu was about to die.
Then he will definitely ask himself to come forward to rescue Gao Lian.Under their own design, everyone in Liangshan managed to capture Gao Qiu alive.
How could he let Gao Qiu go again? Gao Qiu must die, and it's useless for anyone to come forward.
Master Li said to Zhao Zhe: "Your Majesty, didn't my righteous brother go out to explore the sea a long time ago? The sea is vast. How could I contact my righteous brother at this time?"
Zhao Zhe said a little angrily: "Isn't Qunyingju's property owned by the National Teacher? Now the whole world knows that Qunyingju's property is going to live broadcast the execution of Gao Li.
You told me that you couldn't get in touch with your brother-in-law. This is a crime of deceiving the king.The shopkeeper of Qunying Gathering was also charged with making friends with bandits. "
Seeing that Zhao Zhe was a little angry, Master Li smiled sweetly at Zhao Zhe and said, "Your Majesty, you have wronged my slave family and my righteous brother.
First: Yixiong is far overseas, I really can't get in touch, if Yixiong is in our Great Song Dynasty, the slave family still has a way to contact, this time it is too far away, no wonder the slave family.
Second: Qunyingju Restaurant opens its doors to do business, and naturally it will make friends with people of various religions and high-levels. This time, the righteous brother is not in our Great Song Dynasty.
That's why the treasurer of Qunying Jujiu Industry has no way to ask his brother-in-law if he can take over the business this time.In line with the idea that it is foolish to have money but not make money.
They will do such a foolish thing. This time, write down the account first, and when Yixiong comes back, I will ask Yixiong to take care of them. "
(End of this chapter)
Seeing his wife, Lin Chong was stunned for a long time, and said to her excitedly: "My lady, you, you are still alive, I thought you had passed away.
For such a long time, do you know how I lived, I miss you every day, and ask myself every day, if I could be tougher at the beginning.
It would be great to kill Gao Yanei directly, and it won't cause a tragedy of family destruction. That Gao Yanei and Lu Xun have already been killed by me.
Oh my god, madam, you are still alive, this is really great. "After saying that, Lin Chong didn't care about other people's opinions and directly took his wife into his arms.
Madam Lin blushed, and beat Lin Chong's mouth hard with her fist, and said shyly, "Let go, there are so many people watching."
Wang Jin directly waved his hand in front of him and said, "Oh, why can't I see anything? Why is it suddenly dark."
After hearing Wang Jin's words, Lin Chong let go of his wife in embarrassment.
Mrs. Lin said to Lin Chong: "After the official's accident, that Gao Yanei brought people to trouble me. Fortunately, the God of Wealth was prepared.
He asked his subordinates to drive away Gao Yanei, and brought me and my whole family to Yanggu County.This is how we have the reunion of our husband and wife today. "
After the husband and wife talked for a while, Lin Chong bowed to Wang and said, "Master, this time I have to escort my wife, master has worked hard all the way.
Let's go up the mountain to rest as soon as possible.I have another piece of good news to tell Master, Gao Lian, who persecuted us back then, has been captured alive by the brothers on Mount Liang.
I heard my sworn brother say that there will be a public trial in a few days, and there will be a live broadcast. I don't understand. Anyway, Gao Qi is doomed to die.
In the past few days, every day I have nothing to do, I will beat Gao Qiu to vent my anger.Master, do you want to beat him a few times to vent your anger? "
After hearing Lin Chong's words, Wang Jin laughed out loud.Said: "Before I came a few days ago, the boss told me a joke, I didn't think it was so funny at the time.
But today, when I heard that you beat Gao Qi out of your anger these two days, I realized how deep and connotative the jokes my boss told were. "
As soon as Lin Chong heard that there was a joke to listen to, he immediately asked curiously: "Master, it is better to have fun alone than to have fun with others. Anyway, there is still a long way to go up the mountain. Tell me about it."
After hearing Lin Chong's question, Wang Jin laughed and said, "My master said that there used to be a group of natives living on a certain island.
One day, a group of adventurers discovered the island.What makes adventurers feel strange is that there are no entertainment items on this island.
So, the good-for-nothing adventurers asked these natives one by one, you live here all day long and you don’t have any entertainment, don’t you feel bored?
The answers of the natives are the same: we are not boring, we live a full life, we eat, sleep, and play QQ every day.
The adventurer is very strange, what's so good about this QQ.When the adventurer asked about the last native who was far from the crowd.
The native replied: It's not boring. His daily life is to eat, sleep and run away.
The adventurer was very surprised, so he asked this unique native: Why do other people eat and play QQ every day while sleeping.But come to you and run away?
The native replied: Please, don't mention QQ, my name is QQ.Haha, I'm dying of laughter, disciple, don't you think it's funny? "
Hearing Wang Jin's joke, Lin Chong thought to himself: "What's so funny, isn't it just that I go and beat Gao Qi when I have nothing to do?"Shouldn't he be fighting?
When did the master become so merciful?Actually learned to repay grievances with virtue.
Thinking of this, Lin Chong said to Wang Jin, "Master, this joke is not funny. Did you tell me not to hit Gao Qi?"
After hearing Lin Chong's question, Wang Jin said with a serious face: "Fight, why not fight, not only you want to fight, but I also want to fight, master.
The master should do what the boss said in the joke, eat, sleep, and beat Gao Qiu when you have nothing to do.I just think this joke corresponds to Gao Lian's current situation.
That's why I thought it was funny, haha, Gao Qi never thought that he would have today. "
Wang Jin, who settled down in Liangshan, also joined Lin Chong's ranks. His daily routine was to eat, sleep, and beat Gao Qiu.
Time is like quicksand, and in the blink of an eye, the day of Gao Qiu's public trial has arrived.
In Liangshan, Gao Qiu with a bruised nose and swollen face was carried by Lin Chong to the live broadcast site that had been arranged long ago.The goblin who had been on standby here immediately started the live broadcast mode.
In the Song Dynasty, whether it was Qunyingju Restaurant or Qunyingju Wine Shop, a vacant space was opened up in front of the door early.
There is a 50-meter-high curtain in front of the open space. On the curtain, through the specific black technology of the goblins, the current situation of Gao Lian on Liangshan Mountain is played simultaneously in real time.
The picture is so clear that you can see the fine hair on Gao Lian's face.In front of the curtain, there were crowds of onlookers standing in black.
Shouts of "kill him" often erupted from the enraged crowd.
Regarding such a miraculous scene, the onlookers no longer had any doubts. In their view, since Wu Caishen is a god descending from heaven.
Then no matter what kind of strange things he makes, everyone will think it is normal, God, that has great supernatural powers, of course it is different.
The onlookers now only care about when Gao Li, the scourge, will die and how he will die.
In Bianliang City, in the imperial palace, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe walked up and down in a hurry like ants on a hot pot.
He asked Li Shishi uneasily: "Master, dear concubine, haven't you contacted your elder brother yet? The bandits in Liangshan are too powerful, and in today's world, only Guoshi can save Gao Qiu's life."
Li Shishi had received Wu Ming's instructions a long time ago, and Wu Ming knew that, with Zhao Zhe's soft heart, when he heard that Gao Qiu was about to die.
Then he will definitely ask himself to come forward to rescue Gao Lian.Under their own design, everyone in Liangshan managed to capture Gao Qiu alive.
How could he let Gao Qiu go again? Gao Qiu must die, and it's useless for anyone to come forward.
Master Li said to Zhao Zhe: "Your Majesty, didn't my righteous brother go out to explore the sea a long time ago? The sea is vast. How could I contact my righteous brother at this time?"
Zhao Zhe said a little angrily: "Isn't Qunyingju's property owned by the National Teacher? Now the whole world knows that Qunyingju's property is going to live broadcast the execution of Gao Li.
You told me that you couldn't get in touch with your brother-in-law. This is a crime of deceiving the king.The shopkeeper of Qunying Gathering was also charged with making friends with bandits. "
Seeing that Zhao Zhe was a little angry, Master Li smiled sweetly at Zhao Zhe and said, "Your Majesty, you have wronged my slave family and my righteous brother.
First: Yixiong is far overseas, I really can't get in touch, if Yixiong is in our Great Song Dynasty, the slave family still has a way to contact, this time it is too far away, no wonder the slave family.
Second: Qunyingju Restaurant opens its doors to do business, and naturally it will make friends with people of various religions and high-levels. This time, the righteous brother is not in our Great Song Dynasty.
That's why the treasurer of Qunying Jujiu Industry has no way to ask his brother-in-law if he can take over the business this time.In line with the idea that it is foolish to have money but not make money.
They will do such a foolish thing. This time, write down the account first, and when Yixiong comes back, I will ask Yixiong to take care of them. "
(End of this chapter)
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