Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 117 Wuhan University digs a hole, Huizong suffers!
I have to say that the little fox's ability to handle affairs is really not good enough, and it took less than half an hour for Wu Ming to hang up the phone.

The little fox has already found a qualified family in Dong'e County, which is next to Yanggu County.

After knowing the situation of this family in detail, Wu Ming waited in the Qunyingju Restaurant for the movement of the court. He was waiting for Zhao Zhe's edict.

The sad Zhao Zhe didn't know that Wu Ming planned to trick him again, but he was still happy, thinking: This time the national teacher agreed to help me.

Although the national teacher's tone towards me is a bit serious, so what, as long as the national teacher is willing to help me put down the rebellion, I can continue to sit firmly on the throne of the emperor.

With the strength of the national teacher, coupled with the relationship between me and the national teacher.Even if he reprimanded me, it should be right, after all, first of all, he is my brother-in-law.

Second, I can't beat him either.The first thing I have to do now is: follow the arrangement of the national teacher, first issue the edict, and let the cabinet act as an agent of the government for a few days.

When Zhao Zhe issued the imperial edict, his tragic day came.Wu Ming, who got the news, directly transformed into a golden-winged roc.

Zhao Zhe, who had been lured by Li Shishi to a remote and uninhabited place, was taken directly from the harem and flew towards the farmers' homes he had contacted in Dong'e County.

From Wu Ming's point of view, this Zhao Zhe was born with a golden key in his hands, and he was well-clothed and well-fed since he was a child, and he never suffered at all.

Of course, I don't know how it feels to be hungry.Wu Ming decided to let the aloof Zhao Zhe experience the hardships of the people.

It's a real experience, not a symbolic wave of a hoe in the Taimiao.When experiencing the hardships of the people, by the way, Zhao Zhe lost weight.

Seeing Zhao Zhe's white and fat appearance, Wu Ming was upset from the bottom of his heart. He is a big man, and his skin is whiter than that of a woman.

what the hell is this?Men, shouldn't they look good with dark spots and look healthy.

In Dong'e County, at a farmer's house, Wu Ming took Zhao Zhe, who was frightened and crying because of flying at high altitude, and said to the owner of the house, a farmer named Liu Laoliu: "My brother, I will trouble you.

Don't give me face, if he is disobedient, I will beat him, as long as he is not killed. "

After speaking, he gave Liu Laoliu an ingot of 50 taels of silver. It wasn't that Wu Ming couldn't afford more money to Liu Laoliu.

In this era, 50 taels of silver is enough for a family of three to eat for several years.

Liu Laoliu, who took the money, said to Wu Ming with a smile: "Don't worry, senior officials, I promise to teach your brother well.

If you can't teach well, I will return the money to you. "

After explaining to Liu Laoliu the things that need to be paid attention to, Wu Ming left here directly, just to be on the safe side, before leaving.

Here he arranged two fox masters and ten dwarf warriors to protect Zhao Zhe. Of course, these masters protecting Zhao Zhe were all covered up by the fox clan with illusion.

Zhao Zhe, who was not yet used to it, looked at Liu Laoliu who was opposite and said, "I'm tired, go and pour me a cup of tea."

Liu Laoliu looked at Zhao Zhe and smiled and said: "Who do you think you are? You asked me to pour you a cup of tea. We only have well water at home. Do you want to drink it?"

If you want to drink, go to the tank and scoop it up. "

Zhao Zhe stared at him, and angrily scolded Liu Laoliu: "Bold and unreasonable, I am the current emperor. If you dare to talk to me like this, aren't you afraid that I will chop your head off?"

Just as Zhao Zhe finished speaking, he heard a slap, and Liu Laoliu slapped Zhao Zhe on the face.

Zhao Zhe covered his face and looked at Liu Laoliu in surprise. He was stunned. He didn't believe that anyone in this world would dare to beat him. He is the emperor.

Liu Laoliu looked at Zhao Zhe with pity in his eyes.He said to Zhao Zhe: "Your elder brother said that you have a brain disease and talk nonsense all day long.

I didn't believe it at first, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like a person with brain disease, but now I believe it, you can still be the emperor with your cowardly appearance?

If you are the emperor, I am the emperor.Don't dare to talk nonsense anymore, for others to hear you talking nonsense like this will cut off your head. "

After hearing Liu Lao Liu's words, Zhao Zhe became anxious, and distinguished loudly: "I'm really the emperor, really, I didn't lie to you, and I don't have brain disease."

Liu Laoliu said disdainfully: "Who are you lying to? According to legend, the emperor is the real dragon emperor, and the emperor has dragon horns on his head. Where are your dragon horns?"

After hearing Liu Lao Liu's words, Zhao Zhe was completely taken aback. This is some wicked thing spreading rumors everywhere, saying that the emperor has dragon horns on his head.

This time, I can't explain it to such a fool. Just bear with it. Anyway, it's only fifteen days, and bear with it.

Zhao Zhe didn't believe that Wu Ming would completely throw himself here, he firmly believed that Wu Ming would allow him to suffer here for fifteen days at most.

After all, when I issued the edict, I told the officials that I would bathe and fast for fifteen days. If I didn't show up when the time came, there would be a big mess.

Master Li is still in the palace. When the minister can't find him, he will definitely find trouble with Master Li, because he has been staying with Master Li recently.

At night, when it was time to go to bed, Zhao Zhe found that the farmer had no bed at all, but just spread a layer of straw on the ground.

Zhao Zhe stood there dumbfounded, Liu Laoliu pointed to the straw and said, "I'll sleep here at night." Zhao Zhe resisted, "I want to sleep in a bed, and I can't sleep without a bed."

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Laoliu slapped Zhao Zhe's face again.Cursed: "You prodigal bastard, you can't sleep without a bed.

Your elder brother told me that your parents have spoiled you since you were a child, and have given you a stinky, lazy habit.

He saw that you had a brain disease and couldn't bear to beat you, so he handed you over to me. Anyway, it's not his own baby, so I didn't feel bad about beating you.

I took all of your elder brother's money, and I promised him that within fifteen days, I will cure you of your laziness. "

After finishing speaking, he pointed to the straw on the ground and said, "I love to sleep and don't sleep, I don't sleep well, I have to get up early tomorrow morning to dig the ground, you can figure it out."

Zhao Zhe really wanted to cry, but when he met such an unreasonable master, he would be beaten if he resisted a little, forget it.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves, anyway, there are only fifteen days, so bear with it.I will settle accounts with him when I return to the imperial court. I can't offend the national teacher, and I can't offend you!
Because he was not used to it, Zhao Zhe, who was lying on the straw, tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. Zhao Zhe, who finally fell asleep, was woken up again.

Looking at the bright sky, Zhao Zhe muttered, "Let me sleep for a while."

As soon as Zhao Zhe finished speaking, he felt a huge pain in his crotch. He opened his eyes and saw that Liu Laoliu was beating his crotch with the handle of a hoe.

Zhao Zhe became anxious immediately, and immediately shouted: "Don't hit me, I'll get up, if you hit me again, you'll die."

Enduring the pain and getting up, Zhao Zhe asked Liu Laoliu, "Have you had breakfast? I'm hungry."

Liu Laoliu looked at Zhao Zhe and said, "It's still early, we should hoe the ground first, we can eat at noon, I don't spoil you like your parents.

In my home, I have to follow my habit, two meals a day, one meal at noon and one meal at night.Want to have breakfast.

Oh, that's impossible.Also, your elder brother said that you will be allocated a piece of land, and you will not be allowed to eat if you can't finish hoeing.

When do you finish hoeing and when do you eat? "

After hearing Liu Laoliu's words, Zhao Zhe was about to lose his mind, and he cursed in his heart: "Wu Dalang, you god damn it.

If you torture me like this, you are still not human, but I am your brother-in-law! "

(End of this chapter)