Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 159 See through the identity!
Chapter 159 See through the identity!
After a brutal fight, the last two surviving Jiaozhi soldiers brutally put their swords into each other's bodies.
Wu Ming looked at the two people who were staggering down, and cursed angrily:
"Fuck, this is a big game. How could the last two be so ruthless? They both died together.
How can this be solved? Originally, I planned to leave a Jiaozhi man behind and let him go back to report the news to Li Ersha, the current leader of Jiaozhi.
This carelessness actually played the messenger to death. "
After scolding people, Wu Ming was just about to ask the dwarves to dig a hole, when suddenly his ears twitched.
Then, Wu Ming smiled, "Haha, interesting, I didn't expect that there is a smart person among these ignorant Cochin people."
Wu Ming looked at the corpses of Cochin soldiers all over the place, and said with a smile:
"The one who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead is finished, now you can get up.
Congratulations, you have been chosen. Smart people always live longer.Isn't it? "
After Wu Ming finished speaking, there was no reaction in the corpse pile of Cochin soldiers.
Wu Ming continued to smile and said: "Why, do you still want to continue pretending?
Put away your little tricks, although I don't know what method you used to suppress your breathing.
But your strong beating heart betrays you.
I didn't expect that you would choose to pretend to be dead to escape the fate of being killed by the rebels.
You are very good. If ordinary people really escape from you, it is a pity that you met me.
There was a lot of noise in the melee just now, which gave you an opportunity.
But now that the melee has ended, the environment is relatively quiet.
How could the beating sound of your heart be hidden from my sensitive ears?
Stop pretending to be dead and get up quickly before I take action to dispose of the body.
Do you know what I will do with these bodies? I will have the dwarves dig holes.
Dig a deep, deep hole and throw the bodies down.
Pour oil on it, set it on fire, and burn it to ashes.I think, there are these ashes for the primer.
The land here must become very fertile, if crops are planted here.
The harvest next year will definitely be good.The one who pretended to be dead, you still don't get up, are you planning to be burned alive by me? "
As soon as Wu Ming finished speaking, a man crawled out from the corpses of the Cochin soldiers.
He stood up and looked at Wu Ming with a bitter look on his face.
With a wry smile, he said to Wu Ming: "I, Ruan Changsheng, have been in the army for more than 20 years.
Having experienced hundreds of wars, big or small, with this skill of pretending to be dead.
An'an has lived steadily until today, but he didn't expect to be planted here today.
God of Wealth, you are wrong. When others fight, they never dispose of enemy corpses after the war.
Even if there are some kind-hearted generals, they just dig a hole hastily.
Just bury the enemy soldiers who died on the battlefield in the ground.How did I get here?
Things are different?Why did you burn all our bodies.
Isn't this a waste of oil? Also, why did you do it so desperately?
Don't give those of us who love peace, don't want to die on the battlefield, and like to play dead on the battlefield a chance to survive.
Do you know that you are doing too much, God of Wealth, I misread you.
It's in vain that I admired you so much before, even though I am from Jiaozhi and you are from Song Dynasty.
But this will not affect my admiration for you.
Who knows that being famous is worse than seeing each other, and meeting is worse than not seeing each other.
What about your benevolence, your tolerance, and your attitude of treating foreigners equally in the legend?
Did all this stuff go to the dogs? You are so disappointing. "
After the man who claimed to be Ruan Changsheng finished talking.
The two giant dogs squatting beside Wu Ming looked at each other.
"Wow, woof" yelled and communicated.Beast Dog said:
"Big meat dog, I've seen shameless ones before, but I didn't expect there to be an even more shameless one here.
This shamelessness is almost surpassing that boy Bian Xiang. "
Mythical Muscle Dog said:
"Old poisonous dog, you are right, the only shameless one in our Song Dynasty is Bian Xiang.
But look at the Cochin country. This is a shameless country.
Obviously they attacked us first, and the vicious dogs bit people first. "
After hearing what the muscular dog said, the poisonous dog covered his face with his paws very humanely, and said:
"You guy with muscles growing into his head, I'm ashamed to be with you.
Such a shameless guy, even being a dog insults our dog character.
You should say that he was the villain who first complained, not the vicious dog who bit people first.
Doesn't this lower the beagle of our dogs?Also, this is not the point.
The key problem is that we seem to be lying on the gun, and the other side says that our master's good character has been fed to us.
I don't recognize this, do you? Big meat dog? I admit that we ate the master's good genes.But we really didn't eat the good quality of the owner. "
The muscular dog nodded in agreement.
Wu Ming, who is proficient in animal language, listened to the conversation between the two dogs, which were genetically mutated after swallowing his own blood.
He wanted to laugh.Humans and dogs think differently.
Just when Wu Ming was about to teach the two dogs a lesson, Wu Ming's phone rang.
After answering the phone, Wu Ming stared at the man opposite him who claimed to be Ruan Changsheng.
He said, "Marshal Li Tao, don't pretend anymore, are you trying to survive.
Don't even want eighteen generations of ancestors? I can't figure out how you can weave such a lie in such a short period of time.
Could it be said that this is the innate skill of you Cochin people, and lies come as soon as you open your mouth.
You Cochin people are very powerful in turning black and white and confusing right and wrong.
It is obvious that you have been peeping at my Great Song Dynasty for a long time, this time taking advantage of my Great Song Dynasty's reform.
When the family's interests were harmed to a certain extent, they colluded with the scum of our Song Dynasty family.
Raid the land of our Great Song Dynasty and slaughter our people of the Great Song Dynasty.Serious damage to Da Song.
How come these fait accompli facts are completely gone as soon as you turn your lips?
As long as you still love peace, I bah, you are not ashamed.You are the commander in chief of the invasion of Song Dynasty this time.
If you love peace, you can disobey orders and write a letter to ask for protection from the Song court.
But how did you do it? You led your army to seize three state capitals in Song Dynasty.
And everywhere they went, they burned, killed, looted, and committed all kinds of evil.
From the elderly to the young children.All monks, Taoists and women were slaughtered by you.
Is this your peace-loving? Then you see yourself in a bad situation.
First of all, abandoning the dignity of the marshal, Qiao Zhuangcheng prayed for surrender as a soldier.
Then you pretended to be dead in the melee in the army, and immediately after I saw through your trick of pretending to be dead.
You changed your name and surname again, and provoked me, trying to trick me.
Send you back to Cochin China safely.You also said that you have reverence for me.
Bah, I just feel sick when a scum like you reveres me.
If it weren't for the emergency call from my intelligence department just now, your identity was exposed.
It is really possible for me to let a scum like you go back to Jiaozhi territory in full.
I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, the 12 offals that you cochin invaded my Da Song.
You are the only living person left, and I have killed all the others. "
(End of this chapter)
After a brutal fight, the last two surviving Jiaozhi soldiers brutally put their swords into each other's bodies.
Wu Ming looked at the two people who were staggering down, and cursed angrily:
"Fuck, this is a big game. How could the last two be so ruthless? They both died together.
How can this be solved? Originally, I planned to leave a Jiaozhi man behind and let him go back to report the news to Li Ersha, the current leader of Jiaozhi.
This carelessness actually played the messenger to death. "
After scolding people, Wu Ming was just about to ask the dwarves to dig a hole, when suddenly his ears twitched.
Then, Wu Ming smiled, "Haha, interesting, I didn't expect that there is a smart person among these ignorant Cochin people."
Wu Ming looked at the corpses of Cochin soldiers all over the place, and said with a smile:
"The one who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead is finished, now you can get up.
Congratulations, you have been chosen. Smart people always live longer.Isn't it? "
After Wu Ming finished speaking, there was no reaction in the corpse pile of Cochin soldiers.
Wu Ming continued to smile and said: "Why, do you still want to continue pretending?
Put away your little tricks, although I don't know what method you used to suppress your breathing.
But your strong beating heart betrays you.
I didn't expect that you would choose to pretend to be dead to escape the fate of being killed by the rebels.
You are very good. If ordinary people really escape from you, it is a pity that you met me.
There was a lot of noise in the melee just now, which gave you an opportunity.
But now that the melee has ended, the environment is relatively quiet.
How could the beating sound of your heart be hidden from my sensitive ears?
Stop pretending to be dead and get up quickly before I take action to dispose of the body.
Do you know what I will do with these bodies? I will have the dwarves dig holes.
Dig a deep, deep hole and throw the bodies down.
Pour oil on it, set it on fire, and burn it to ashes.I think, there are these ashes for the primer.
The land here must become very fertile, if crops are planted here.
The harvest next year will definitely be good.The one who pretended to be dead, you still don't get up, are you planning to be burned alive by me? "
As soon as Wu Ming finished speaking, a man crawled out from the corpses of the Cochin soldiers.
He stood up and looked at Wu Ming with a bitter look on his face.
With a wry smile, he said to Wu Ming: "I, Ruan Changsheng, have been in the army for more than 20 years.
Having experienced hundreds of wars, big or small, with this skill of pretending to be dead.
An'an has lived steadily until today, but he didn't expect to be planted here today.
God of Wealth, you are wrong. When others fight, they never dispose of enemy corpses after the war.
Even if there are some kind-hearted generals, they just dig a hole hastily.
Just bury the enemy soldiers who died on the battlefield in the ground.How did I get here?
Things are different?Why did you burn all our bodies.
Isn't this a waste of oil? Also, why did you do it so desperately?
Don't give those of us who love peace, don't want to die on the battlefield, and like to play dead on the battlefield a chance to survive.
Do you know that you are doing too much, God of Wealth, I misread you.
It's in vain that I admired you so much before, even though I am from Jiaozhi and you are from Song Dynasty.
But this will not affect my admiration for you.
Who knows that being famous is worse than seeing each other, and meeting is worse than not seeing each other.
What about your benevolence, your tolerance, and your attitude of treating foreigners equally in the legend?
Did all this stuff go to the dogs? You are so disappointing. "
After the man who claimed to be Ruan Changsheng finished talking.
The two giant dogs squatting beside Wu Ming looked at each other.
"Wow, woof" yelled and communicated.Beast Dog said:
"Big meat dog, I've seen shameless ones before, but I didn't expect there to be an even more shameless one here.
This shamelessness is almost surpassing that boy Bian Xiang. "
Mythical Muscle Dog said:
"Old poisonous dog, you are right, the only shameless one in our Song Dynasty is Bian Xiang.
But look at the Cochin country. This is a shameless country.
Obviously they attacked us first, and the vicious dogs bit people first. "
After hearing what the muscular dog said, the poisonous dog covered his face with his paws very humanely, and said:
"You guy with muscles growing into his head, I'm ashamed to be with you.
Such a shameless guy, even being a dog insults our dog character.
You should say that he was the villain who first complained, not the vicious dog who bit people first.
Doesn't this lower the beagle of our dogs?Also, this is not the point.
The key problem is that we seem to be lying on the gun, and the other side says that our master's good character has been fed to us.
I don't recognize this, do you? Big meat dog? I admit that we ate the master's good genes.But we really didn't eat the good quality of the owner. "
The muscular dog nodded in agreement.
Wu Ming, who is proficient in animal language, listened to the conversation between the two dogs, which were genetically mutated after swallowing his own blood.
He wanted to laugh.Humans and dogs think differently.
Just when Wu Ming was about to teach the two dogs a lesson, Wu Ming's phone rang.
After answering the phone, Wu Ming stared at the man opposite him who claimed to be Ruan Changsheng.
He said, "Marshal Li Tao, don't pretend anymore, are you trying to survive.
Don't even want eighteen generations of ancestors? I can't figure out how you can weave such a lie in such a short period of time.
Could it be said that this is the innate skill of you Cochin people, and lies come as soon as you open your mouth.
You Cochin people are very powerful in turning black and white and confusing right and wrong.
It is obvious that you have been peeping at my Great Song Dynasty for a long time, this time taking advantage of my Great Song Dynasty's reform.
When the family's interests were harmed to a certain extent, they colluded with the scum of our Song Dynasty family.
Raid the land of our Great Song Dynasty and slaughter our people of the Great Song Dynasty.Serious damage to Da Song.
How come these fait accompli facts are completely gone as soon as you turn your lips?
As long as you still love peace, I bah, you are not ashamed.You are the commander in chief of the invasion of Song Dynasty this time.
If you love peace, you can disobey orders and write a letter to ask for protection from the Song court.
But how did you do it? You led your army to seize three state capitals in Song Dynasty.
And everywhere they went, they burned, killed, looted, and committed all kinds of evil.
From the elderly to the young children.All monks, Taoists and women were slaughtered by you.
Is this your peace-loving? Then you see yourself in a bad situation.
First of all, abandoning the dignity of the marshal, Qiao Zhuangcheng prayed for surrender as a soldier.
Then you pretended to be dead in the melee in the army, and immediately after I saw through your trick of pretending to be dead.
You changed your name and surname again, and provoked me, trying to trick me.
Send you back to Cochin China safely.You also said that you have reverence for me.
Bah, I just feel sick when a scum like you reveres me.
If it weren't for the emergency call from my intelligence department just now, your identity was exposed.
It is really possible for me to let a scum like you go back to Jiaozhi territory in full.
I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, the 12 offals that you cochin invaded my Da Song.
You are the only living person left, and I have killed all the others. "
(End of this chapter)
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