Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 177 Jade Qilin's embarrassment. . !
Chapter 177 Jade Qilin's embarrassment. . !
Seeing that Du Po was unwilling to fight him, Wu Ming felt a little lost, hey!As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong.
I am famous now, and in the future, many famous masters will probably not fight with me anymore. I am really lonely as snow.
Thinking of this, Wu Ming decided to keep a low profile in the future, and stop being so high profile. Jiangnan Fangla still has many masters under his command.
Next time my hands feel itchy again, I will transform into the dwarf king and fight them. Anyway, my dwarf form has not yet reached the level of becoming a household name.
It will not happen like this, the embarrassing thing that the opponent will not fight with him as soon as he sees him.
Seeing Du Po who was waiting for his general in front of the formation of the two armies, Wu Ming put away his thoughts, turned to look at Lu Junyi and said:
"Mr. Lu, this time you go up, the opponent's force value is not low. You have to go all out, I don't ask you to be able to capture the opponent alive.
After your last mutation, your force value has doubled, but it is not yet known who will win and who will lose against this Du Po.
You don't need to have a psychological burden, as long as you do your best, winning or losing is not important, your safety is the most important thing. "
Lu Junyi was very moved when he heard Wu Ming's instructions, he cupped his fists at Wu Ming and said, "Boss, just look at me."
After saying that, he started to take off his clothes.When Wu Ming saw Lu Junyi suddenly starting to take off his clothes, questions popped up in his head.
This Lu Junyi, what exactly does he want to do?But it didn't stop Lu Junyi, Lu Junyi is a rare brave general in Liangshan.
Before facing the enemy, he suddenly took off his clothes, which naturally had his intentions.After a while, Lu Junyi, who took off his shirt, raised his Zhang Er steel gun.
Barely showing his upper body full of terrifying muscles, he walked to the front of the formation, looked at Du Po and said, "The thief general on the opposite side, what do you think of my strong muscles?"
As soon as Lu Junyi's words fell, all the soldiers of the two armies were struck by lightning, and several generals who were seriously struck by the lightning even dropped their weapons.
Du Po looked at the muscular Lu Junyi, and said with disdain: "Kong has a muscular body, it's just a gimmick to scare people.
The real strength does not depend on the figure, don't think I will be intimidated by you, look at the gun. "
After speaking, he raised the Zhangba Snake Spear in his hand, and stabbed Lu Junyi in the face. Lu Junyi did not ride a horse this time.
So Du Po's spear was stabbed flat, which made Du Po feel very comfortable, because his stab was very comfortable and smooth.
It's not like when I usually fight with other cavalry horses, I have to stab the opponent's face, and I have to pick the spear.That's always a little tricky.
Lu Junyi looked at Du Po's shot at his face, his face remained unchanged until the shot was about to hit him.
Only then did he swing the steel gun in his hand, and directly swung away Du Po's powerful and heavy shot.
Then he shouted to Du Bo: "Wait a minute, I have something to say." After Lu Junyi fired his own shot.
When the two weapons collided, Du Po knew that the opposing general was just like himself, a rare super-class general.
For such a strong general, Du Po also thought of sympathy, he stopped attacking, and wanted to hear what this super strong general had to say to him.
At the same time, I made up my mind that if you intend to persuade me to surrender, I will not agree easily, and I will fight you for three hundred rounds.
Let Wu Caishen see my strength and know my bravery, and then I will show off my weakness and lose to you on purpose.
Lu Junyi saw that Du Po had stopped attacking, and put down the steel gun in his hand defenselessly, and said, "You are too careless.
When other generals go out into battle, they will loudly inform each other of their surname, nickname, and position.
Where can I find you who beat me right away without even saying a word?If you continue to fight like this, in case you are killed by me.
You will become a nameless ghost.
I, Lu Junyi, the jade unicorn of Hebei, the deputy commander of the Liangshan rebellion army, an unknown person who will never die under a gun. "
After hearing Lu Junyi's words, Du Po said angrily: "What do you mean if I was beaten to death by you, why would you only think about good things.
Why don't you think about it, what if you are killed by me?Besides, didn't your marshal call out my name just now? "
After listening to Du Po's words, Lu Junyi waved his hands and said, "No, no, the saying goes well:
There is no sound of the drum without the hammer, and the reason is not clear.I will tell you this truth now, my marshal knows your name.
That is my marshal who descended from heaven. He knew 500 years before and 500 years later.So he can see your heels clearly.
But I am an ordinary mortal, if you don't tell me who you are, how can I know your name?
Who is the oldest and where do you live?How would you know that you are a highly valued general under Wang Qing's subordinates?
Still an unknown marginal man.If you don't tell me this, who can know, do you let me guess?
I'm not the marshal of my family, I know everything, I just guess, I can't figure out who you are even if I want to break my head. "
After listening to Lu Junyi's long words, Du Bo was immediately stunned. He nodded subconsciously and said:
"Yeah, I'm not particular, I should tell you who I am first, I'm Du Po, the coach of the Western Front of His Royal Highness King Chu of Huaixi, I don't have a nickname.
You should be satisfied now, I've already told you who I am, and you don't need to guess, you can fight now, right? "
Wu Ming heard Lu Junyi's long-winded nonsense from behind, and directly covered his face.My heart said: How did this Lu Junyi become the Tang monk in Journey to the West in seconds?
After hearing what Du Po said, Lu Junyi stretched out his hand, and said anxiously, "Wait a minute, you dead ghost, why are you in a hurry.
It's not easy for someone to have such a body of muscular body, you can let him show off this beautiful muscle before you fight. "
After finishing speaking, Lu Junyi immediately began to pose, and said while posing: "Look, this is my bicep.
You say thick or not, look, this is my XIONG big muscle, do you see how wide it is?Is it thick?Do you want to touch it? "
After finishing speaking, Huanfeng SAO used his strength to control XIONG's big muscle to jump up and down a few times.He asked proudly again:
"How about it? Are you tempted? Are you envious? Do you want to learn from me? I promise to treat you well.
I will teach you by precepts and deeds, and personally guide you. As long as you follow me, you will also develop such a bodybuilding muscle. "
As soon as Lu Junyi finished speaking, Du Po covered his head and said, "It's too disgusting, I can't take it anymore, I've never seen you so perverted."
After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fell off the horse.Passed out on the spot.
Just when Lu Junyi was showing off his muscles to Du Po, the soldiers of the two armies were about to be puked by Lu Junyi. How could this guy do this.
And Wu Ming thought that he had experienced strong winds and waves, and he was thrown directly from the wheelchair by Lu Junyi, a different CAO, who did it to Lei.
Huaixi Wang Qing was even worse. He had just woken up and saw Lu Junyi flexing his muscles while Du Po watched motionlessly.
Immediately roared: "I'm going, hot eyes, I can't stand it anymore, I just took out a short knife and stabbed myself in the eyes."
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that Du Po was unwilling to fight him, Wu Ming felt a little lost, hey!As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong.
I am famous now, and in the future, many famous masters will probably not fight with me anymore. I am really lonely as snow.
Thinking of this, Wu Ming decided to keep a low profile in the future, and stop being so high profile. Jiangnan Fangla still has many masters under his command.
Next time my hands feel itchy again, I will transform into the dwarf king and fight them. Anyway, my dwarf form has not yet reached the level of becoming a household name.
It will not happen like this, the embarrassing thing that the opponent will not fight with him as soon as he sees him.
Seeing Du Po who was waiting for his general in front of the formation of the two armies, Wu Ming put away his thoughts, turned to look at Lu Junyi and said:
"Mr. Lu, this time you go up, the opponent's force value is not low. You have to go all out, I don't ask you to be able to capture the opponent alive.
After your last mutation, your force value has doubled, but it is not yet known who will win and who will lose against this Du Po.
You don't need to have a psychological burden, as long as you do your best, winning or losing is not important, your safety is the most important thing. "
Lu Junyi was very moved when he heard Wu Ming's instructions, he cupped his fists at Wu Ming and said, "Boss, just look at me."
After saying that, he started to take off his clothes.When Wu Ming saw Lu Junyi suddenly starting to take off his clothes, questions popped up in his head.
This Lu Junyi, what exactly does he want to do?But it didn't stop Lu Junyi, Lu Junyi is a rare brave general in Liangshan.
Before facing the enemy, he suddenly took off his clothes, which naturally had his intentions.After a while, Lu Junyi, who took off his shirt, raised his Zhang Er steel gun.
Barely showing his upper body full of terrifying muscles, he walked to the front of the formation, looked at Du Po and said, "The thief general on the opposite side, what do you think of my strong muscles?"
As soon as Lu Junyi's words fell, all the soldiers of the two armies were struck by lightning, and several generals who were seriously struck by the lightning even dropped their weapons.
Du Po looked at the muscular Lu Junyi, and said with disdain: "Kong has a muscular body, it's just a gimmick to scare people.
The real strength does not depend on the figure, don't think I will be intimidated by you, look at the gun. "
After speaking, he raised the Zhangba Snake Spear in his hand, and stabbed Lu Junyi in the face. Lu Junyi did not ride a horse this time.
So Du Po's spear was stabbed flat, which made Du Po feel very comfortable, because his stab was very comfortable and smooth.
It's not like when I usually fight with other cavalry horses, I have to stab the opponent's face, and I have to pick the spear.That's always a little tricky.
Lu Junyi looked at Du Po's shot at his face, his face remained unchanged until the shot was about to hit him.
Only then did he swing the steel gun in his hand, and directly swung away Du Po's powerful and heavy shot.
Then he shouted to Du Bo: "Wait a minute, I have something to say." After Lu Junyi fired his own shot.
When the two weapons collided, Du Po knew that the opposing general was just like himself, a rare super-class general.
For such a strong general, Du Po also thought of sympathy, he stopped attacking, and wanted to hear what this super strong general had to say to him.
At the same time, I made up my mind that if you intend to persuade me to surrender, I will not agree easily, and I will fight you for three hundred rounds.
Let Wu Caishen see my strength and know my bravery, and then I will show off my weakness and lose to you on purpose.
Lu Junyi saw that Du Po had stopped attacking, and put down the steel gun in his hand defenselessly, and said, "You are too careless.
When other generals go out into battle, they will loudly inform each other of their surname, nickname, and position.
Where can I find you who beat me right away without even saying a word?If you continue to fight like this, in case you are killed by me.
You will become a nameless ghost.
I, Lu Junyi, the jade unicorn of Hebei, the deputy commander of the Liangshan rebellion army, an unknown person who will never die under a gun. "
After hearing Lu Junyi's words, Du Po said angrily: "What do you mean if I was beaten to death by you, why would you only think about good things.
Why don't you think about it, what if you are killed by me?Besides, didn't your marshal call out my name just now? "
After listening to Du Po's words, Lu Junyi waved his hands and said, "No, no, the saying goes well:
There is no sound of the drum without the hammer, and the reason is not clear.I will tell you this truth now, my marshal knows your name.
That is my marshal who descended from heaven. He knew 500 years before and 500 years later.So he can see your heels clearly.
But I am an ordinary mortal, if you don't tell me who you are, how can I know your name?
Who is the oldest and where do you live?How would you know that you are a highly valued general under Wang Qing's subordinates?
Still an unknown marginal man.If you don't tell me this, who can know, do you let me guess?
I'm not the marshal of my family, I know everything, I just guess, I can't figure out who you are even if I want to break my head. "
After listening to Lu Junyi's long words, Du Bo was immediately stunned. He nodded subconsciously and said:
"Yeah, I'm not particular, I should tell you who I am first, I'm Du Po, the coach of the Western Front of His Royal Highness King Chu of Huaixi, I don't have a nickname.
You should be satisfied now, I've already told you who I am, and you don't need to guess, you can fight now, right? "
Wu Ming heard Lu Junyi's long-winded nonsense from behind, and directly covered his face.My heart said: How did this Lu Junyi become the Tang monk in Journey to the West in seconds?
After hearing what Du Po said, Lu Junyi stretched out his hand, and said anxiously, "Wait a minute, you dead ghost, why are you in a hurry.
It's not easy for someone to have such a body of muscular body, you can let him show off this beautiful muscle before you fight. "
After finishing speaking, Lu Junyi immediately began to pose, and said while posing: "Look, this is my bicep.
You say thick or not, look, this is my XIONG big muscle, do you see how wide it is?Is it thick?Do you want to touch it? "
After finishing speaking, Huanfeng SAO used his strength to control XIONG's big muscle to jump up and down a few times.He asked proudly again:
"How about it? Are you tempted? Are you envious? Do you want to learn from me? I promise to treat you well.
I will teach you by precepts and deeds, and personally guide you. As long as you follow me, you will also develop such a bodybuilding muscle. "
As soon as Lu Junyi finished speaking, Du Po covered his head and said, "It's too disgusting, I can't take it anymore, I've never seen you so perverted."
After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fell off the horse.Passed out on the spot.
Just when Lu Junyi was showing off his muscles to Du Po, the soldiers of the two armies were about to be puked by Lu Junyi. How could this guy do this.
And Wu Ming thought that he had experienced strong winds and waves, and he was thrown directly from the wheelchair by Lu Junyi, a different CAO, who did it to Lei.
Huaixi Wang Qing was even worse. He had just woken up and saw Lu Junyi flexing his muscles while Du Po watched motionlessly.
Immediately roared: "I'm going, hot eyes, I can't stand it anymore, I just took out a short knife and stabbed myself in the eyes."
(End of this chapter)
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