Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 185 Recovering Runzhou!

Seeing the other gods laughing together, the giant spirit god felt very embarrassed, and said angrily: "Third brother, you are too rude.

They are all my brothers, even if I say something wrong, you can't hurt me like this.If that's the case, what do you think we should do? "

After hearing the question from the Giant Spirit God, the other gods all turned their eyes to Taibai God, who read a lot.

Usually he always brags that he is talented and well-educated, comparable to Li Taibai, a poet of the Tang Dynasty.Among the twelve gods, only Taibai God has an online IQ.

What usually happens, it is this Taibai who comes up with ideas and makes up his mind, because of the existence of the dog-headed army division in their small group HUO.

After hearing the question from the Giant Spirit God, and seeing the eyes of other brothers looking at him, Taibai God was very windy, SAO stroked his beard and said:

"What's so difficult about this? We usually don't ban alcohol in the military camp. As long as you and my brothers invite the marshal, we will take turns to go into battle and get the marshal drunk."

After hearing what Taibai God said, "Leopard Tail God" Jiangzhou Hetong couldn't help but said: "Third brother, that's normal.

The situation is different now, and the soldiers of the God of Wealth arrived in a blink of an eye.The marshal issued a strict order to ban alcohol in the army. You can't do this. "

Taibai God glanced at Leopard Tail God, not angry at all, and still said slowly: "Tenth Brother, don't worry.

Listen to me speaking slowly, even if drinking is not allowed in the army now, it doesn't matter, I have a good medicine given to me by the military officer Chao Chutou.

Chicken Crows and Five Drums Duan Hun San, according to Army Master Chao Chutou, this medicine is a Mongolian sweat medicine specially used by the mother Yasha Sun Erniang to open a black shop.

This medicine selects 99 ten-year-old roosters and mixes five kinds of grains: rice, millet, millet, wheat, and beans.

Added ginger.Garlic and chives are carefully boiled for 49 days, and then stuffed into a century-old cowhide drum.

Put it among the roosters every morning, listen to the roosters crow a hundred times, and beat the drums a hundred times at night.It has gone through a cycle of ninety-nine and 81 days.

This medicine has just been made into a medicine. This medicine is colorless and odorless. It dissolves when it comes into contact with water and melts in your mouth.Whoever takes it will immediately fall asleep.

I have to sleep until the next day, and I can't wake up at dawn.During the period of taking the medicine, even if you cut his flesh with a knife, he will not respond.

In fact, it is a necessary medicine for traveling at home and killing people. If you want to ask, where can I buy this medicine?Please go to Liangshan to find Erniang Sun to buy it.

As long as we put this medicine in the tea the marshal drinks, we will ensure that the marshal falls asleep and waits until the marshal wakes up.

You will find that he has been tied up in the camp of the Liangshan rebellion army.As for our subordinates, military division Chao Chutou said.

He said: The subordinates have long been envious of the people of the Song Dynasty under the rule of the court, since the implementation of the one-size-fits-all law of the God of Wealth.

Except for our Jiangnan area, the people in other areas now have fields for farming and houses for every family.Anti-war sentiment among the soldiers was high.

It's just that our generals usually suppress us too tightly and dare not make any dissatisfied voices. Now we only need to climb up and shout.

The soldiers below will definitely respond, and all will follow us to surrender to the God of Wealth. "

After the agreement, the twelve generals finally decided to take action against their marshal, in order to prevent someone in the middle from tipping off the news.

Also in order to prevent anyone from being greedy for meritorious deeds, they dispatched together, carrying teapots and cups into the camp of Lu Shinang, the Privy Councilor of the East Hall.

The twelve generals who entered the camp looked at Lu Shinang and said enthusiastically, "Marshal, thank you for your hard work. Marshal, please drink tea."

Lu Shinang looked at the twelve generals who were behaving strangely, and felt vigilant in his heart. As the saying goes: "If you don't do anything, it's either rape or robbery."

Lu Shinang looked at the twelve divine generals under his command and said with a normal expression: "I accept your wishes, let's go down first.

I'll drink this tea as soon as I'm done. "

The twelve god generals looked at each other, and Taibai God looked at Lu Shi Nang with a sinister smile and said, "Marshal, it's rare for us twelve brothers to serve you tea together.

Are you just so unwilling to give our brothers face?I have been waiting for 12 people to follow you in the north and south for so many years.

You have made such a great reputation for you, and you have made so many contributions, and now the enemy army is overwhelming.

I was afraid that you might be overworked, so I specially brought a pot of fragrant tea, hoping to relieve you, Marshal, but you are so on guard, Marshal.

Why?Are you still afraid that I will poison your tea? "

After finishing speaking, regardless of the reaction of Lu Shinang, the Privy Councilor of the East Hall, he looked at the other eleven generals and winked.

Said: "Brothers, since the marshal doesn't give us face, and we don't eat and drink fines for toasting, then we don't want to be polite to the marshal.

Come on, grab him and pour it into his mouth. "

After the Taibai God finished speaking, the twelve god generals rushed forward, grabbing the arm, and hugging the big TUI.

He firmly controlled Lu Shinang on the chair by three times, five times and two divisions, and felt sorry for Lu Shinang's martial arts.

Helpless, two fists lost to four hands, a hero can't stand the crowd.Not to mention a fight, even if it was the twelve gods who crushed him to death.

Lu Shinang was pinned firmly on the chair by the Giant Spirit God, the Thunderbolt God, the Tai Sui God, and the Sangmen God, while the Diao Ke God pinched his mouth.

The brainless Liu Dingshen picked up the teapot, no matter whether the tea was hot or not, he poured it into Lu Shinang's mouth.

After two sips of tea, the effect of the medicine will take effect immediately.Lu Shinang immediately fell asleep and snored, but Liu Dingshen, who was mentally ill, kept on doing it.

He continued to pour tea into his mouth, but the boss, Qing Tianshen, hurriedly called to stop: "Old Six, that's enough, don't drink it anymore, the marshal is already fast asleep."

Hearing the boss's call to stop, Liu Dingshen did not stop, and he justly angered Qing Tianshen: "Boss, don't blame me for being disobedient.

It’s just that such a precious herbal tea, it’s a waste to throw it away. My mother taught me since I was a child that it’s an honor to save and a shame to waste it.

Since there is so much left in this pot of medicinal tea and we can't drink it, we might as well give it all to the marshal. Drinking it is better than throwing it away. "

As soon as he spoke, a pot of herbal tea was poured into Lu Shinang's stomach.Then Liu Dingshen wiped the tea from the corner of Lu Shinang's mouth very carefully.

Putting his finger in Lu Shinang's mouth, he turned it around a few times, and he didn't withdraw his hand until he confirmed that there was no more drop of tea in his hand.

He casually wiped his wet fingers on the clothes, looked at everyone and said with a silly smile: "This is all right, not a single drop was wasted."

Taibaishen looked at the smiling Liudingshen, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said, "It's getting late, everyone should act according to the plan immediately.

Go back to gather the soldiers under your command and tell them that we want the whole army to surrender to the God of Wealth, if there is any dissatisfaction.

Don't be soft-hearted, first catch them all, and when Wu Caishen comes, hand them over to Wu Caishen. "

The soldiers of Wu Caishen came to the bank of the Runzhou River, and before they had time to set up camp, a scout came to report: "Report to the Marshal, the twelve gods ahead will lead their troops to vote."

(End of this chapter)