Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 192 The Asshole's Couplet!
Hearing Fang La angrily scolding himself, the prime minister's forehead was covered in cold sweat.

What should I do? Although I have defected to Wu Caishen's camp, I have not yet officially escaped from Fang La's control.

How can I not offend Chao Hoe, and prevent Fang La from seeing that I deliberately released water.

Forget it, let's make a fuss about the couplets, and try to make the couplets simple but not simple.There is no way for the two sides to say anything.

The prime minister who made up his mind saluted Fang La and said:

"Sheng Gong, this is a progressive couplet, in line with the principle of first simple and then difficult.

Progressing layer by layer, you only need to add one word at a time to become another couplet.

Listen up, this is the first time my couplet comes out with the word "天".

But the Ke Yin brothers were right about the word 地.I add one word to the second couplet, the first couplet is heaven, and one more word to the third couplet.

This character is the word for fairy, so the third couplet becomes a fairy in the sky.

The fourth couplet continues to add a word, which is the word Zi, and this couplet becomes a fairy in the sky.

The fifth couplet, which is the last couplet, adds the last character, which is a beautiful character.

In this way, the last couplet will be completed, and the first couplet is the beauty of a fairy in the sky.

There are five couplets in total, which are heaven, heaven, heavenly fairy, heavenly fairy, and heavenly fairy beauty.

Please check the next link. "

After the prime minister finished his couplet, the civil servants would not find it difficult.

All the martial artists in the main hall felt dizzy.

One of them, including Fang La, was all slandering the prime minister.

If you want to make such a difficult couplet, you just need to think about it.

There is actually a progressive couplet, and every time a word is added, the meaning of the couplet is different.

The most important thing is that the words added each time cannot destroy the content of the previous couplet.

Prime Minister, you are too hurt.You and Chao Hoe had no grievances in the past, and have no grievances in the near future.

With just one sentence from Fang La, you turned a very simple couplet into an extremely difficult couplet. It's too extreme for you to do this.

Because Chao Chutou was very cautious in his work, the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, except for the eight heavenly kings, did not vote for the God of Wealth.

Although the other ministers secretly surrendered to the God of Wealth.

But they don't know each other, and they are in the same camp as everyone in the court.

Seeing that the prime minister proposed such a question, all the ministers who had voted for the God of Wealth were still gloating.

What they think in their hearts is nothing more than: Prime Minister, you are a licking dog, so you should give Fang La's stinky feet a good hug.

You are embarrassing Chao Hoe's distant nephew now, and you will cry when the God of Wealth breaks the city.

I'm not talking about those who are waiting to see the prime minister's jokes, but only Chai Jin, he heard the couplets were so simple, he opened his mouth and wanted to say his own second couplet.

Wu Ming's voice suddenly came out of his ears:

"Don't be impulsive, things are not as simple as you think.

Although this couplet looks good on the surface, you should pay attention.

This couplet is a set of words. If you make a mistake in one of the words, then you will not be able to match this couplet.

You listen to me, I say something, and you learn something.My second line is: the first word, heaven to earth.The couplet is heaven and earth.

The second word is up to down, and the couplet is, heaven and earth.

The third word is "immortals versus saints", and the couplet is "celestial immortals and underground saints".

The fourth character is Zi Dui Gong, and the couplet is the fairy in the sky and the Holy Gong in the underground.

The fifth character is beautiful and handsome, and the couplet is, the fairy in the sky is beautiful, and the saint in the underground is handsome.

Chai Jin, after you finish speaking, look at Fang La with very sincere eyes.

Ask him, Sheng Gong, am I right? The so-called thousand wears and wears, flattering does not wear.

When Fang La heard that you praised him in the couplet, even if the couplet was flawed, Fang La would not care. "

After Chai Jin recounted Wu Ming's words completely, Manchu Wenwu gave Chai Jin a thumbs-up at the same time, this kid has a future.

Unknowingly, he gave Fang La a first-class flattery, and he did not leak any traces, without any fireworks.

It's not like that stupid prime minister who came up with a beautiful couplet by a fairy in the sky, which made people think he was an old pervert.

Where is this little brother like Ke Yin?No, it seems something is wrong.

The military generals are all Ma Daha. They usually only know how to dance spears and stick sticks. How can they know the mystery of this word.

But the civil servants have already realized what is wrong, and this horse-riding is a proposition.

One is that they have already voted for KAO's Wu Caishen camp, so naturally they will not come out to expose anything wrong with the couplet.

The other one is that this is clearly a cursed line, whoever dares to bring it up will die.

The most important thing about this second couplet is that the word "underground", how to understand it from the perspective of "underground".

You can understand it as the world of adults, or as the world of the underworld.

Underground, hehe, the underground is the place where the dead are buried. What do you mean by saying that the underground Sheng Gongshuai is here.

Doesn't this make it clear that Fang La is about to die?

The civil servants immediately changed their attitude towards Ke Yin, they still thought this kid was good just now.

But when they all reacted, they agreed that this kid was really insidious enough.

He scolded him in front of the suffering master, and made the suffering master smile and agree.

No, we have to be on guard against this kid. If we don't guard against him, we might be betrayed by him.
And count the money for him.

Fang La has completely lost herself at this moment, after all, she knows exactly what she looks like.

His appearance can't be said to be handsome, but he can't be said to be ugly either. He can only be said to be handsome.

This is the first person who has praised him for his handsomeness in front of him since he was a child and has lived until now.

The most important thing is that this person is still a very handsome young talent.

Fang La, who was so drifting away, looked at Chai Jin with satisfaction, and said, "Ke Yin, you are the first one who dares to come here."

A man who speaks the truth in front of me.

I admire your courage very much. I am the master of the test of literature, and you have passed the test.Prime Minister, your handwriting is more beautiful,

Come here, prepare the four treasures of the study for me, Prime Minister, please write this couplet for me.

I want to hang it in this golden palace, Minister of the Ministry of Rites, you give me this couplet to vigorously publicize, I want us in Jiangnan

All the elders know that it is in this hall.

There is a peerless couplet produced. "

After the prime minister heard Fang La's words, he scolded his mother in his heart: Do you want to make such a bland couplet known all over the world?
It doesn't matter that you Fang La is ashamed and thrown in this hall, anyway, you are a warrior, and we will not laugh at you.

However, you want to make it known all over the world, what does this mean?
Do you know that if you do this, it's not you who will be ashamed, and we will be ashamed
Shame on you.

Those scholars will laugh at me, this Fang La is a warrior, but the civil servants of the Manchu Dynasty are just eating and waiting to die
Do you have a casual meal?
There are such obvious loopholes in this couplet, can't you civil servants not see it?

Thinking of this, the prime minister said: "Sheng Gong, I think that such an earth-shattering couplet should be made by Sheng Gong alone."
Appreciate slowly.

After all, this is a couplet specially written for Shenggong, and it is not suitable for the world to watch.

Otherwise, they will feel that Sheng Gong is narcissistic. "

(End of this chapter)