Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 205 Lu Zhishen Tucao!
Chapter 205 Lu Zhishen Tucao!
When Lu Zhishen heard Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen was stunned.You thief and SHANG, why don't you follow the plot.
Shouldn't you be upright and righteous, and say righteously: "If I, Deng, surrender, you are also worthy. You should first ask the Zen stick in the Sajia's hand whether he agrees or not."
Even if you turn around and run, and then I chase you down, it is much better than you surrendering directly. What about your integrity?
Where's your pride?Do you know that it is very difficult for me to do it like this.How do you make me fight with you?
No, I can't let you surrender so easily. Even if you want to surrender, you have to finish fighting with me first.
If I want to find a reasonable reason to start a fight with him, I can't just go up and give him a Zen stick without saying anything.
If things go on like this, who else would dare to surrender to the boss? I can't be arrogant and ignore the boss's great career for my own enjoyment.
Pretend to be deaf and dumb and pretend not to hear, no, this method will not work.By the way, I can mess around and pour dirty water on him.
Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen waved the Zen stick in his hand and said, "Who knew that you came to surrender sincerely.
You came to inquire about the military situation in the name of surrender, or maybe you came to inquire about the military situation in the first place, but I accidentally discovered it.
Seeing that there was nowhere to escape, you pretended to surrender, trying to make me paralyzed and let my guard down, and then you took the opportunity to escape when I was not paying attention. "
After listening to Lu Zhishen's unreasonable words, Deng Yuanjue felt dumbfounded. We are all monks, so why should monks make things difficult for them.
With a wry smile on his face, he said: "Master, I came here to join the God of Wealth with all my heart, and there is absolutely no falsehood.
You see I'm alone, without anything.Which scout came out to inquire about the military situation without any words or maps.
In addition to the Zen stick and Jiedao for self-defense, I only have a few changes of clothes in the baggage.Which scout came out to inquire about the military situation.
Will you bring a change of clothes with you?Master, if you don't believe me, you can send your soldiers to search for my baggage. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen was speechless again. How could this guy talk so much? After all, he is a foreigner and SHANG can recite scriptures.
I can't say enough about him.Forget it, no matter so much, no matter what he says, I will find fault and fight him.
Otherwise, I feel uncomfortable, and when I feel uncomfortable, I will slowly form a demon, which will affect my future development of martial arts.
After thinking about it, Lu Zhishen found another reason to fight, and said, "Okay, I'll take it as if you really came to join my boss.
But my boss doesn't support idlers, I have to try to know whether you are capable or not.Take it. "
After saying this, Lu Zhishen directly raised the Zen staff in his hand and was about to hit Deng Yuanjue.After Deng Yuanjue listened to Lu Zhishen's words.
Originally, he really wanted to fight Lu Zhishen to prove his strength and worth.But think about it.
He felt something was wrong, so he didn't wait for Lu Zhishen's move to come out, and shouted: "Wait a minute, I have something to say."
Lu Zhishen resisted the urge to vomit blood, and said angrily: "If you want to be beaten, you can do it in a hurry, finish it early and go home for dinner, where did you talk so much nonsense.
Are you fighting or not?You can make people panic to death, do you know that you look like a perverted leader on Liangshan Mountain. "
Lu Zhishen's words immediately attracted Deng Yuanjue, and he subconsciously asked, "Who is it? What's the matter?"
Lu Zhishen said unhappily: "Naturally it is Lu Junyi, the second hero of Liangshan, the original Lu Junyi is a quite normal person.
But after he got married, he didn't know what stimulated him, and suddenly his temperament changed drastically, and he became a chatterbox.Talk nonsense all day long, just like you.
He has also become an exhibitionist, no matter how cold the weather is, he finally bares his upper body, showing off his strong muscles everywhere.
Even on the battlefield, facing a life-and-death enemy, he has to chat with his opponent first, and then show off his muscles before starting the fight.
It turned out that Lu Junyi was known as the Three Wonders of Hebei, and he was talking about his boxing skills, spear skills, and club skills.There are three things in total, since Lu Junyi changed.
There is one less Hebei Sanjue on Liangshan, and one more Liangshan Wujue. It is still Lu Junyi who is talking about, and his Five Jue is based on the Three Jue.
Added another one, absolute words, and absolute muscle.The power of his nonsense can make the enemy fall off the horse with a headache, and his ability to show off his muscles can make the army unbearable to vomit. "
After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue thought about it for a while and felt terrified. He said to himself: It's fortunate that he abandoned the dark and turned to the bright.
Otherwise, if he meets that perverted Lu Junyi, he will be disgusted too.Lu Zhishen was in a daze after seeing Deng Yuanjue finished listening.
He immediately said: "Okay, you have heard about Lu Junyi, now we can start fighting, I hope you don't learn from Lu Junyi.
Don't gossip like him, he's a man, he just hits and beats, and after the fight, come back to the camp with me to see the boss. "
Through this conversation, Deng Yuanjue finally realized what was wrong and dared to speak ill of Lu Junyi in front of so many people.
This fat monk must have a high status on Liangshan. He came to join the God of Wealth, but he beat his direct descendants first.
When I meet the God of Wealth, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain myself.This can't be blamed on Deng Yuanjue's ignorance, after all, Fang La has never paid attention to intelligence work.
There are countless fierce generals on Liangshan, except for a very few, Fang La's subordinates really don't know all about it.
What's more, because of Wu Ming's time travel, the plot of the story that should have happened has been seriously affected, and several battles that should have made Lu Zhishen famous all over the world.
It was all because Wu Ming hid Lu Zhishen in the snow, so that he did not participate in those battles, which also led to Lu Zhishen's superior force.
He belonged to the ranks of first-class fierce generals, but those who really knew Lu Zhishen's skills were only those in the small circle on Liangshan.
Deng Yuanjue looked at this and SHANG in front of him, and asked carefully: "Did you ask the master's dharma name? What is the rank on Liangshan?"
What is the relationship with Wu Caishen? "
Hearing Deng Yuanjue's question, Lu Zhishen rolled his eyes and scolded Deng Yuanjue angrily, "Why, you asked so clearly.
Do you still want to climb relatives?The common name of the Sa family is Lu Da, a native of Kansai, and a monk in Mount Wutai, Shanxi.do not worry.
We say that there will be no relatives. To make you understand, the Sa family is ranked No. 13 on Liangshan.
It's the sworn brother of Wu Caishen you mentioned, let's start fighting now.Don't worry, I won't kill you. "
After hearing Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue was even more afraid to start a fight with Lu Zhishen. He knew how much he weighed.
But he really didn't know how much this Luda weighed, he just looked scary at his figure.
(End of this chapter)
When Lu Zhishen heard Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen was stunned.You thief and SHANG, why don't you follow the plot.
Shouldn't you be upright and righteous, and say righteously: "If I, Deng, surrender, you are also worthy. You should first ask the Zen stick in the Sajia's hand whether he agrees or not."
Even if you turn around and run, and then I chase you down, it is much better than you surrendering directly. What about your integrity?
Where's your pride?Do you know that it is very difficult for me to do it like this.How do you make me fight with you?
No, I can't let you surrender so easily. Even if you want to surrender, you have to finish fighting with me first.
If I want to find a reasonable reason to start a fight with him, I can't just go up and give him a Zen stick without saying anything.
If things go on like this, who else would dare to surrender to the boss? I can't be arrogant and ignore the boss's great career for my own enjoyment.
Pretend to be deaf and dumb and pretend not to hear, no, this method will not work.By the way, I can mess around and pour dirty water on him.
Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen waved the Zen stick in his hand and said, "Who knew that you came to surrender sincerely.
You came to inquire about the military situation in the name of surrender, or maybe you came to inquire about the military situation in the first place, but I accidentally discovered it.
Seeing that there was nowhere to escape, you pretended to surrender, trying to make me paralyzed and let my guard down, and then you took the opportunity to escape when I was not paying attention. "
After listening to Lu Zhishen's unreasonable words, Deng Yuanjue felt dumbfounded. We are all monks, so why should monks make things difficult for them.
With a wry smile on his face, he said: "Master, I came here to join the God of Wealth with all my heart, and there is absolutely no falsehood.
You see I'm alone, without anything.Which scout came out to inquire about the military situation without any words or maps.
In addition to the Zen stick and Jiedao for self-defense, I only have a few changes of clothes in the baggage.Which scout came out to inquire about the military situation.
Will you bring a change of clothes with you?Master, if you don't believe me, you can send your soldiers to search for my baggage. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen was speechless again. How could this guy talk so much? After all, he is a foreigner and SHANG can recite scriptures.
I can't say enough about him.Forget it, no matter so much, no matter what he says, I will find fault and fight him.
Otherwise, I feel uncomfortable, and when I feel uncomfortable, I will slowly form a demon, which will affect my future development of martial arts.
After thinking about it, Lu Zhishen found another reason to fight, and said, "Okay, I'll take it as if you really came to join my boss.
But my boss doesn't support idlers, I have to try to know whether you are capable or not.Take it. "
After saying this, Lu Zhishen directly raised the Zen staff in his hand and was about to hit Deng Yuanjue.After Deng Yuanjue listened to Lu Zhishen's words.
Originally, he really wanted to fight Lu Zhishen to prove his strength and worth.But think about it.
He felt something was wrong, so he didn't wait for Lu Zhishen's move to come out, and shouted: "Wait a minute, I have something to say."
Lu Zhishen resisted the urge to vomit blood, and said angrily: "If you want to be beaten, you can do it in a hurry, finish it early and go home for dinner, where did you talk so much nonsense.
Are you fighting or not?You can make people panic to death, do you know that you look like a perverted leader on Liangshan Mountain. "
Lu Zhishen's words immediately attracted Deng Yuanjue, and he subconsciously asked, "Who is it? What's the matter?"
Lu Zhishen said unhappily: "Naturally it is Lu Junyi, the second hero of Liangshan, the original Lu Junyi is a quite normal person.
But after he got married, he didn't know what stimulated him, and suddenly his temperament changed drastically, and he became a chatterbox.Talk nonsense all day long, just like you.
He has also become an exhibitionist, no matter how cold the weather is, he finally bares his upper body, showing off his strong muscles everywhere.
Even on the battlefield, facing a life-and-death enemy, he has to chat with his opponent first, and then show off his muscles before starting the fight.
It turned out that Lu Junyi was known as the Three Wonders of Hebei, and he was talking about his boxing skills, spear skills, and club skills.There are three things in total, since Lu Junyi changed.
There is one less Hebei Sanjue on Liangshan, and one more Liangshan Wujue. It is still Lu Junyi who is talking about, and his Five Jue is based on the Three Jue.
Added another one, absolute words, and absolute muscle.The power of his nonsense can make the enemy fall off the horse with a headache, and his ability to show off his muscles can make the army unbearable to vomit. "
After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue thought about it for a while and felt terrified. He said to himself: It's fortunate that he abandoned the dark and turned to the bright.
Otherwise, if he meets that perverted Lu Junyi, he will be disgusted too.Lu Zhishen was in a daze after seeing Deng Yuanjue finished listening.
He immediately said: "Okay, you have heard about Lu Junyi, now we can start fighting, I hope you don't learn from Lu Junyi.
Don't gossip like him, he's a man, he just hits and beats, and after the fight, come back to the camp with me to see the boss. "
Through this conversation, Deng Yuanjue finally realized what was wrong and dared to speak ill of Lu Junyi in front of so many people.
This fat monk must have a high status on Liangshan. He came to join the God of Wealth, but he beat his direct descendants first.
When I meet the God of Wealth, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain myself.This can't be blamed on Deng Yuanjue's ignorance, after all, Fang La has never paid attention to intelligence work.
There are countless fierce generals on Liangshan, except for a very few, Fang La's subordinates really don't know all about it.
What's more, because of Wu Ming's time travel, the plot of the story that should have happened has been seriously affected, and several battles that should have made Lu Zhishen famous all over the world.
It was all because Wu Ming hid Lu Zhishen in the snow, so that he did not participate in those battles, which also led to Lu Zhishen's superior force.
He belonged to the ranks of first-class fierce generals, but those who really knew Lu Zhishen's skills were only those in the small circle on Liangshan.
Deng Yuanjue looked at this and SHANG in front of him, and asked carefully: "Did you ask the master's dharma name? What is the rank on Liangshan?"
What is the relationship with Wu Caishen? "
Hearing Deng Yuanjue's question, Lu Zhishen rolled his eyes and scolded Deng Yuanjue angrily, "Why, you asked so clearly.
Do you still want to climb relatives?The common name of the Sa family is Lu Da, a native of Kansai, and a monk in Mount Wutai, Shanxi.do not worry.
We say that there will be no relatives. To make you understand, the Sa family is ranked No. 13 on Liangshan.
It's the sworn brother of Wu Caishen you mentioned, let's start fighting now.Don't worry, I won't kill you. "
After hearing Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue was even more afraid to start a fight with Lu Zhishen. He knew how much he weighed.
But he really didn't know how much this Luda weighed, he just looked scary at his figure.
(End of this chapter)
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