Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 209 After eating, I will fight again!
Chapter 209 After eating, I will fight again!
After Lu Zhishen showed off the storage ring Wu Ming gave him, he looked at Deng Yuanjue who looked envious and jealous.
He asked with a seductive tone: "Do you want such a magical fairy treasure?"
After hearing Lu Zhishen's question, Deng Yuanjue's heart was moved, and he thought to himself: If I said that I want such a storage ring.
You can still give me a failure, this matter is really very possible.I dare not tell others, but who is this Lu Zhishen in front of me?
That was Wu Caishen's brother. With Wu Caishen's character, Lu Zhishen asked him for a storage ring again.
Shouldn't be a problem.
After thinking about it, Deng Yuanjue nodded immediately, nodding his head as frequently as chickens pecking at rice.He also hurriedly said:
"Who doesn't want such a magical fairy baby. Only people with dementia would not want it, and I don't have dementia, why should I not.
It's just that Master Lu, you definitely wouldn't just give me a treasure like this for no reason.What conditions do you have, just put them up.
But if Deng can do it, he will go all out to complete it. "
Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue and said in a flat tone: "My condition is very simple. You can eat meat and drink with me first, and wait until you are full.
Let's play again. If you can beat me in any of the three games.I will ask the boss for a storage ring and give it to you.
Don't say that I haven't given you a chance, the chance has already been given to you, as for whether you can get such an artifact, it depends on your strength. "
After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue was really excited.It was obvious that Lu Zhishen was giving the artifact into his hand.
I, Deng Yuanjue, practiced martial arts since I was a child. I have practiced hard for more than 20 years. I don’t believe it. My Zen staff is no match for you.
It's just that you have a good physique, are taller than me, and have stronger strength than me.But the competition of knife skills and fist kung fu.
I, Deng Yuanjue, are really not afraid of you. After all, your height and strength are no longer an advantage when it comes to sword skills and fist skills.
These two competitions pay attention to: dodge and move, change moves immediately when you miss a hit, and wait for the opportunity to move again.It's not like the open and close play of the Zen stick.
In these two competitions, the main thing to pay attention to is flexibility. Judging by your appearance, you have the upper hand in terms of strength.
But in terms of flexibility, you must not be as good as me.This is my chance.
After thinking about it, Deng Yuanjue showed joy, and sat on the ground without saying a word, and he was not polite to Lu Zhishen.Reach out from the dishes on the table.
He pulled an elbow and started chewing.Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue, who was sitting on the ground eating and drinking with a happy face, and smiled in his heart:
Little man, do you think I don't know what you are thinking.You thought you could beat me in the next two games, haha.
Childish, you are such an old man, don’t you know how to use your brain and think about it when something happens?I dare to put forward such a condition.
Then it must be that I have the certainty of winning, otherwise if I lose, what I lose is the storage ring that the boss gave me.
I have told you clearly that there are only fifty of these storage rings in the world. This is a rare fairy treasure. This is not a Chinese cabbage on the side of the road.
Not just anyone can get it if they want it. If I lose, the boss will definitely cut off my head and use it as a ball.
The reason why I use this storage ring as your reward for defeating me is to erase your loss to me in the Zen wand competition.Thus leaving a shadow in your heart.
I want you to go all out for the next two competitions, and I want to see where your limit is.
At the same time, I also want to see your helpless look when you try your best to get something, but finally find that no matter how hard you try, that thing is far away from you.
Haha, how do you say that sentence, I remember the boss said it.Now that I think about it, that very pretentious sentence goes like this:
I just like the way you look at me, but you can't get rid of me.
Fuck, Deng Yuanjue, you are a foodie, you left me one elbow, I thought about it for a while, and you ate four of the five elbows on the table.
You are still not satisfied with this, and you still have to get the elbow that is the only remaining fruit. There are so many dishes on the table, you should change it for another one.
After listening to Lu Zhishen's call, Deng Yuanjue was amazed by the delicious food.After waking up, he looked at the dishes on the table.
Embarrassedly smiled, he said to Lu Zhishen embarrassingly:
"I'm sorry, this pork elbow is so delicious. It's the best pork elbow I've ever eaten in so many years, bar none.
The meat is delicate and crispy, with a unique taste, fresh and delicious.Fat meat is fat but not greasy, lean meat is lean but not woody.It is really a boutique elbow that you can't see. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's praise, Lu Zhishen said with a dark face:
"That's why you ate all four of my crystal elbows in one go?"
Seeing that Lu Zhishen's face was not good-looking, Deng Yuanjue took a closer look at the other meals on the table.Only then did he discover the reason why Lu Zhishen's face turned black.
It turned out that although it was a large table of meals, there were only two meat dishes. Besides the crystal elbow, there was also a pot of stewed beef exuding a strange meaty fragrance.
The other meals were vegetarian. Deng Yuanjue scratched his bald head a little embarrassed and said:
"Master Lu, it's my fault, I'm greedy, but I don't understand, I've always heard that Liangshan's welfare is very good.
Especially the welfare of the generals is even better, I can see this from your food today.What I don't understand is:
Since the crystal elbow you said is very delicious, why don’t you bring all the meals as crystal elbow, but bring so many vegetarian dishes?
I can infer from the master's physique that the master should be a person who loves flesh and blood.Could it be that the folk rumors are false.
Although Liangshan's welfare is good, it has some control over food.Each person's meat dishes are limited in supply, and people cannot eat with their stomachs open.
In this case, wouldn't it be too uncomfortable, with the master's physique, this crystal elbow would have to eat ten or eight in one meal to be full.
And I think you only brought out five, master. If you don’t have other side dishes, you won’t be able to eat enough. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's question, Lu Zhi said with deep empathy:
"Xiao Dengzi, although I like to hear what you say, you are wrong. Liangshan's welfare is indeed very good. The boss does not deny us enough to eat.
It’s just that the boss said that meals should be arranged reasonably. He told us not to be picky eaters. Every meal arranged for us must be a good combination of meat and vegetables.
He said that since ancient times, diseases have been caused by the mouth. If we cannot eat properly when we are young, we will easily get high blood pressure and high blood fat when we are old.
Waiting for a series of strange diseases, although I don't know what disease the boss is talking about, but I know that the boss will not harm us.
We can do whatever he arranges. "
(End of this chapter)
After Lu Zhishen showed off the storage ring Wu Ming gave him, he looked at Deng Yuanjue who looked envious and jealous.
He asked with a seductive tone: "Do you want such a magical fairy treasure?"
After hearing Lu Zhishen's question, Deng Yuanjue's heart was moved, and he thought to himself: If I said that I want such a storage ring.
You can still give me a failure, this matter is really very possible.I dare not tell others, but who is this Lu Zhishen in front of me?
That was Wu Caishen's brother. With Wu Caishen's character, Lu Zhishen asked him for a storage ring again.
Shouldn't be a problem.
After thinking about it, Deng Yuanjue nodded immediately, nodding his head as frequently as chickens pecking at rice.He also hurriedly said:
"Who doesn't want such a magical fairy baby. Only people with dementia would not want it, and I don't have dementia, why should I not.
It's just that Master Lu, you definitely wouldn't just give me a treasure like this for no reason.What conditions do you have, just put them up.
But if Deng can do it, he will go all out to complete it. "
Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue and said in a flat tone: "My condition is very simple. You can eat meat and drink with me first, and wait until you are full.
Let's play again. If you can beat me in any of the three games.I will ask the boss for a storage ring and give it to you.
Don't say that I haven't given you a chance, the chance has already been given to you, as for whether you can get such an artifact, it depends on your strength. "
After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue was really excited.It was obvious that Lu Zhishen was giving the artifact into his hand.
I, Deng Yuanjue, practiced martial arts since I was a child. I have practiced hard for more than 20 years. I don’t believe it. My Zen staff is no match for you.
It's just that you have a good physique, are taller than me, and have stronger strength than me.But the competition of knife skills and fist kung fu.
I, Deng Yuanjue, are really not afraid of you. After all, your height and strength are no longer an advantage when it comes to sword skills and fist skills.
These two competitions pay attention to: dodge and move, change moves immediately when you miss a hit, and wait for the opportunity to move again.It's not like the open and close play of the Zen stick.
In these two competitions, the main thing to pay attention to is flexibility. Judging by your appearance, you have the upper hand in terms of strength.
But in terms of flexibility, you must not be as good as me.This is my chance.
After thinking about it, Deng Yuanjue showed joy, and sat on the ground without saying a word, and he was not polite to Lu Zhishen.Reach out from the dishes on the table.
He pulled an elbow and started chewing.Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue, who was sitting on the ground eating and drinking with a happy face, and smiled in his heart:
Little man, do you think I don't know what you are thinking.You thought you could beat me in the next two games, haha.
Childish, you are such an old man, don’t you know how to use your brain and think about it when something happens?I dare to put forward such a condition.
Then it must be that I have the certainty of winning, otherwise if I lose, what I lose is the storage ring that the boss gave me.
I have told you clearly that there are only fifty of these storage rings in the world. This is a rare fairy treasure. This is not a Chinese cabbage on the side of the road.
Not just anyone can get it if they want it. If I lose, the boss will definitely cut off my head and use it as a ball.
The reason why I use this storage ring as your reward for defeating me is to erase your loss to me in the Zen wand competition.Thus leaving a shadow in your heart.
I want you to go all out for the next two competitions, and I want to see where your limit is.
At the same time, I also want to see your helpless look when you try your best to get something, but finally find that no matter how hard you try, that thing is far away from you.
Haha, how do you say that sentence, I remember the boss said it.Now that I think about it, that very pretentious sentence goes like this:
I just like the way you look at me, but you can't get rid of me.
Fuck, Deng Yuanjue, you are a foodie, you left me one elbow, I thought about it for a while, and you ate four of the five elbows on the table.
You are still not satisfied with this, and you still have to get the elbow that is the only remaining fruit. There are so many dishes on the table, you should change it for another one.
After listening to Lu Zhishen's call, Deng Yuanjue was amazed by the delicious food.After waking up, he looked at the dishes on the table.
Embarrassedly smiled, he said to Lu Zhishen embarrassingly:
"I'm sorry, this pork elbow is so delicious. It's the best pork elbow I've ever eaten in so many years, bar none.
The meat is delicate and crispy, with a unique taste, fresh and delicious.Fat meat is fat but not greasy, lean meat is lean but not woody.It is really a boutique elbow that you can't see. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's praise, Lu Zhishen said with a dark face:
"That's why you ate all four of my crystal elbows in one go?"
Seeing that Lu Zhishen's face was not good-looking, Deng Yuanjue took a closer look at the other meals on the table.Only then did he discover the reason why Lu Zhishen's face turned black.
It turned out that although it was a large table of meals, there were only two meat dishes. Besides the crystal elbow, there was also a pot of stewed beef exuding a strange meaty fragrance.
The other meals were vegetarian. Deng Yuanjue scratched his bald head a little embarrassed and said:
"Master Lu, it's my fault, I'm greedy, but I don't understand, I've always heard that Liangshan's welfare is very good.
Especially the welfare of the generals is even better, I can see this from your food today.What I don't understand is:
Since the crystal elbow you said is very delicious, why don’t you bring all the meals as crystal elbow, but bring so many vegetarian dishes?
I can infer from the master's physique that the master should be a person who loves flesh and blood.Could it be that the folk rumors are false.
Although Liangshan's welfare is good, it has some control over food.Each person's meat dishes are limited in supply, and people cannot eat with their stomachs open.
In this case, wouldn't it be too uncomfortable, with the master's physique, this crystal elbow would have to eat ten or eight in one meal to be full.
And I think you only brought out five, master. If you don’t have other side dishes, you won’t be able to eat enough. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's question, Lu Zhi said with deep empathy:
"Xiao Dengzi, although I like to hear what you say, you are wrong. Liangshan's welfare is indeed very good. The boss does not deny us enough to eat.
It’s just that the boss said that meals should be arranged reasonably. He told us not to be picky eaters. Every meal arranged for us must be a good combination of meat and vegetables.
He said that since ancient times, diseases have been caused by the mouth. If we cannot eat properly when we are young, we will easily get high blood pressure and high blood fat when we are old.
Waiting for a series of strange diseases, although I don't know what disease the boss is talking about, but I know that the boss will not harm us.
We can do whatever he arranges. "
(End of this chapter)
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