Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 231 Zhi Duoxing's Nightmare!
Chapter 231 Zhi Duoxing's Nightmare!
When Wu Ming heard Wu Song's stupid words, he was very angry. Wu Ming looked at Wu Song and said with a serious face:
"Second brother, I don't want to hear you say similar things again. Where's your chivalrous heart? How can you be so messed up?
I know, in your heart, you still look down on those weak women who have sex with each other. You must think that we are the soldiers of the Liangshan rebellion army.
They are all from the Great Song Dynasty, and they made great contributions to the people of the Great Song Dynasty, and those weak women who crossed their fingers are all from foreign races.
What does it matter if our Song Dynasty soldiers snatched up some foreign women, right?
But your thinking is wrong. I won’t talk about it before. Now there is no Jiaozhi Kingdom, and there is only Jiaozhi County in the Great Song Dynasty.
That is the territory of our Great Song Dynasty, and the people there are also the people of my Great Song Dynasty. You should stop treating them as foreigners.
This is just one of them, and the other is: haven’t you heard of twisted melons that are not sweet?If both men and women do not live together voluntarily.
In the future life, there will definitely be conflicts of one kind or another, even if you want to save trouble for a while.Let the soldiers snatch the daughter-in-law and go home.
But these are all hidden dangers. Did you know that although most women will choose to be submissive, there are also women who are unwilling to bow to fate.
If this woman is ruthless, she will be much more ruthless than a man. Don't you think about the safety of the soldiers?
There is also the third article, which is that I promote and implement the new Marriage and Childbirth Law nationwide, and I advocate free love here.
But my younger brother led soldiers to grab women and force them to marry people they didn't like. You said, I still don't want this old face of mine.
You are my own brother, how do you ask me to deal with you, aren't you slapping me in the face by doing that?Everything needs to use more brains.
Didn't I teach you before? What you can't do doesn't mean your men can't do it, right? You can take Wu Yong with you this time.
That guy is full of bad ideas. If you don't understand something, you can ask him. If you can't figure it out, you can ask him to give you advice.
I don't believe Wu Yong's head, he can't think of any idea of first sending people to pretend to be bandits to rob women, and then let our soldiers act as heroes to save the beauty.
It's just that he can't think of such an idea, and he still can't think of it, so that our soldiers can show their shameless spirit.
He launches all kinds of love offensives towards the women he likes, stalking them and chasing single women. "
After listening to Wu Ming's words, Wu Song was sweating profusely, and said in his heart: Brother, you are really hurtful, these ideas are obviously your thoughts.
But you pretended to be Wu Yongzhi and asked him to come forward to do these things.Although these are good things, they are not easy to say.
Wu Yong, oh Wu Yong, you can ask for more blessings, I'm sure I'm not helping my relatives with this matter, so you should take the blame for my elder brother.
When Wu Song told Wu Yong about this matter, what could Wu Yong say, Wu Yong could only smile wryly, this boss is really true.
I think Wu Yong, a wise man, has the talent to know the world, but he was sent by the boss to do the job of matching the old man. Fortunately, this thing is still a good thing.
It was for the lifelong event of millions of Liangshan soldiers, how could he refuse to do it, Wu Yong believed that if he refused.
There is no need for Wu Ming to deal with this matter at all, as long as Wu Ming leaks a little bit of news, he will definitely be beaten to death by those soldiers who are crazy about their daughter-in-law.
The key is that you don't have time to complain after being beaten. This is the saying that public anger is hard to offend.
On a breezy morning, Wu Yong, who was in a good mood, drank some wine and walked slowly on the mountain path in Liangshan.
As he walked, he hummed a song: The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper. . . .Suddenly, I felt my eyes go dark.
Wu Yong's head was put on a broken sack by someone, and then two sap sticks knocked him over to the ground.
Immediately afterwards, a few strong men rushed out, and they tied themselves tightly with strong hemp ropes.
Carrying himself to the Liangshan military camp at the foot of the mountain, the torn sack on his head was taken off, and Wu Yong looked up.
All the unmarried single chieftains on Liangshan were there, they surrounded him and stared at him, Deng Yuanjue smiled sadly and said:
Wu Yong, the relationship between our brothers has always been good, and our brothers also think that we have not offended you recently, why the boss asked you to do something for the brothers.
You just push back and forth, and the boss thinks highly of you if he asks you to do that, because he knows you are smart and quick-witted.
I asked you to find a way for the brothers to solve the life-long affairs of the brothers, but what about you, you actually refused.Do you want your brothers to be bachelors for the rest of their lives?
As the saying goes: It is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one family.If you don't help the brothers, you will destroy many relatives.
Brothers, Wu Yong obviously has a way to help everyone find wives, but he refuses to help. Do you think he deserves a beating.
Instigated by Deng Yuanjue, all the leaders shouted in unison: You deserve a beating, beat him, beat him, no one will be able to protect you today.
Wu Yong was dissatisfied and immediately defended: Why didn't the boss go? The solution was the boss's idea. Why should I go to such a shameful thing?
Hearing Wu Yong's rebuttal, Deng Yuanjue glared at him, and said angrily: "The boss is also something you can question, at least the boss still has brothers like us in his heart."
You can think of the life-long events of our brothers. The boss is very busy, although it cannot be said that he has nothing to do.
But besides what he wants to care about our Liangshan affairs, he also wants to care about the affairs of the imperial court and a lot of overseas affairs.
As a military advisor on Liangshan Mountain, if you don't think of ways to help the boss solve his problems, you will still resist the boss when he entrusts you with some tasks.
You tell me whether you should be beaten or not. Even if the boss can tolerate this matter, I, as one of the boss’s two generals, cannot tolerate it either.
I'm going to hit you today, no one can stop you, don't think that the boss will come to save you, the boss has long been held back by Hua and SHANG Lu Zhishen.
Even if the boss comes, it's useless, you'll have to deal with the beating today.If you don't want to be beaten, unless you immediately agree to help us solve our marriage problems.
Wu Yong looked at Deng Yuanjue and said angrily: "Deng Yuanjue, you are a monk, what kind of wife do you want, aren't you making trouble."
As soon as Wu Yong finished speaking, Li Kui, the black whirlwind next to him, became unhappy. He glared at Wu Yong and said, "Master, I'm an ugly boy."
I have never been able to marry a wife, and now the boss has prepared so many young ladies at Jiaozhi, as long as you use your brain.
Let those little ladies agree to marry me, but you are not willing, see if I can't beat you to death.
After finishing speaking, Li Kui picked up the ax and was about to smash it at Wu Yong's head. Wu Yong said with all his heart, "My good guy, if this ax comes down, I will die."
Thinking of this, Wu Yong shouted: No!Then Wu Yong, who was in a cold sweat, woke up from the nightmare.
He couldn't help but let out a long breath, and said, "Fortunately, it's a dream!"
(End of this chapter)
When Wu Ming heard Wu Song's stupid words, he was very angry. Wu Ming looked at Wu Song and said with a serious face:
"Second brother, I don't want to hear you say similar things again. Where's your chivalrous heart? How can you be so messed up?
I know, in your heart, you still look down on those weak women who have sex with each other. You must think that we are the soldiers of the Liangshan rebellion army.
They are all from the Great Song Dynasty, and they made great contributions to the people of the Great Song Dynasty, and those weak women who crossed their fingers are all from foreign races.
What does it matter if our Song Dynasty soldiers snatched up some foreign women, right?
But your thinking is wrong. I won’t talk about it before. Now there is no Jiaozhi Kingdom, and there is only Jiaozhi County in the Great Song Dynasty.
That is the territory of our Great Song Dynasty, and the people there are also the people of my Great Song Dynasty. You should stop treating them as foreigners.
This is just one of them, and the other is: haven’t you heard of twisted melons that are not sweet?If both men and women do not live together voluntarily.
In the future life, there will definitely be conflicts of one kind or another, even if you want to save trouble for a while.Let the soldiers snatch the daughter-in-law and go home.
But these are all hidden dangers. Did you know that although most women will choose to be submissive, there are also women who are unwilling to bow to fate.
If this woman is ruthless, she will be much more ruthless than a man. Don't you think about the safety of the soldiers?
There is also the third article, which is that I promote and implement the new Marriage and Childbirth Law nationwide, and I advocate free love here.
But my younger brother led soldiers to grab women and force them to marry people they didn't like. You said, I still don't want this old face of mine.
You are my own brother, how do you ask me to deal with you, aren't you slapping me in the face by doing that?Everything needs to use more brains.
Didn't I teach you before? What you can't do doesn't mean your men can't do it, right? You can take Wu Yong with you this time.
That guy is full of bad ideas. If you don't understand something, you can ask him. If you can't figure it out, you can ask him to give you advice.
I don't believe Wu Yong's head, he can't think of any idea of first sending people to pretend to be bandits to rob women, and then let our soldiers act as heroes to save the beauty.
It's just that he can't think of such an idea, and he still can't think of it, so that our soldiers can show their shameless spirit.
He launches all kinds of love offensives towards the women he likes, stalking them and chasing single women. "
After listening to Wu Ming's words, Wu Song was sweating profusely, and said in his heart: Brother, you are really hurtful, these ideas are obviously your thoughts.
But you pretended to be Wu Yongzhi and asked him to come forward to do these things.Although these are good things, they are not easy to say.
Wu Yong, oh Wu Yong, you can ask for more blessings, I'm sure I'm not helping my relatives with this matter, so you should take the blame for my elder brother.
When Wu Song told Wu Yong about this matter, what could Wu Yong say, Wu Yong could only smile wryly, this boss is really true.
I think Wu Yong, a wise man, has the talent to know the world, but he was sent by the boss to do the job of matching the old man. Fortunately, this thing is still a good thing.
It was for the lifelong event of millions of Liangshan soldiers, how could he refuse to do it, Wu Yong believed that if he refused.
There is no need for Wu Ming to deal with this matter at all, as long as Wu Ming leaks a little bit of news, he will definitely be beaten to death by those soldiers who are crazy about their daughter-in-law.
The key is that you don't have time to complain after being beaten. This is the saying that public anger is hard to offend.
On a breezy morning, Wu Yong, who was in a good mood, drank some wine and walked slowly on the mountain path in Liangshan.
As he walked, he hummed a song: The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper. . . .Suddenly, I felt my eyes go dark.
Wu Yong's head was put on a broken sack by someone, and then two sap sticks knocked him over to the ground.
Immediately afterwards, a few strong men rushed out, and they tied themselves tightly with strong hemp ropes.
Carrying himself to the Liangshan military camp at the foot of the mountain, the torn sack on his head was taken off, and Wu Yong looked up.
All the unmarried single chieftains on Liangshan were there, they surrounded him and stared at him, Deng Yuanjue smiled sadly and said:
Wu Yong, the relationship between our brothers has always been good, and our brothers also think that we have not offended you recently, why the boss asked you to do something for the brothers.
You just push back and forth, and the boss thinks highly of you if he asks you to do that, because he knows you are smart and quick-witted.
I asked you to find a way for the brothers to solve the life-long affairs of the brothers, but what about you, you actually refused.Do you want your brothers to be bachelors for the rest of their lives?
As the saying goes: It is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one family.If you don't help the brothers, you will destroy many relatives.
Brothers, Wu Yong obviously has a way to help everyone find wives, but he refuses to help. Do you think he deserves a beating.
Instigated by Deng Yuanjue, all the leaders shouted in unison: You deserve a beating, beat him, beat him, no one will be able to protect you today.
Wu Yong was dissatisfied and immediately defended: Why didn't the boss go? The solution was the boss's idea. Why should I go to such a shameful thing?
Hearing Wu Yong's rebuttal, Deng Yuanjue glared at him, and said angrily: "The boss is also something you can question, at least the boss still has brothers like us in his heart."
You can think of the life-long events of our brothers. The boss is very busy, although it cannot be said that he has nothing to do.
But besides what he wants to care about our Liangshan affairs, he also wants to care about the affairs of the imperial court and a lot of overseas affairs.
As a military advisor on Liangshan Mountain, if you don't think of ways to help the boss solve his problems, you will still resist the boss when he entrusts you with some tasks.
You tell me whether you should be beaten or not. Even if the boss can tolerate this matter, I, as one of the boss’s two generals, cannot tolerate it either.
I'm going to hit you today, no one can stop you, don't think that the boss will come to save you, the boss has long been held back by Hua and SHANG Lu Zhishen.
Even if the boss comes, it's useless, you'll have to deal with the beating today.If you don't want to be beaten, unless you immediately agree to help us solve our marriage problems.
Wu Yong looked at Deng Yuanjue and said angrily: "Deng Yuanjue, you are a monk, what kind of wife do you want, aren't you making trouble."
As soon as Wu Yong finished speaking, Li Kui, the black whirlwind next to him, became unhappy. He glared at Wu Yong and said, "Master, I'm an ugly boy."
I have never been able to marry a wife, and now the boss has prepared so many young ladies at Jiaozhi, as long as you use your brain.
Let those little ladies agree to marry me, but you are not willing, see if I can't beat you to death.
After finishing speaking, Li Kui picked up the ax and was about to smash it at Wu Yong's head. Wu Yong said with all his heart, "My good guy, if this ax comes down, I will die."
Thinking of this, Wu Yong shouted: No!Then Wu Yong, who was in a cold sweat, woke up from the nightmare.
He couldn't help but let out a long breath, and said, "Fortunately, it's a dream!"
(End of this chapter)
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