Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 233 Get angry!
When Wu Ming decided to find a daughter-in-law for each of the Liangshan Seven Chou, Deng Yuanjue returned to Wu Ming with an electric baton.

He reported the good news to Wu Ming: "Boss, those bad guys are really cowardly, I went over with the electric baton, and I haven't beaten them yet.

One by one they knelt down and begged for mercy, saying that they were willing to surrender to you.Even the one surnamed Lu who was caught first was the same.

I think those jailers shouldn't have locked all seven of them together in the first place. You see, this man surnamed Lu was cowarded without being beaten.

It must be those six people who told this surname Lu what happened to them.What to do now, I think they should have the same blessings and share the same hardships.

Shouldn't the one surnamed Lu also enjoy the same treatment as the six of them? "

Wu Ming looked at Deng Yuanjue, and said in his heart: You guy defected to me and you defected thoroughly, no matter what, they were also your former comrades.

Don't you have any sympathy for them?

After thinking about it, Wu Ming said to Deng Yuanjue: "Forget it, there is no need to torture that person anymore, as long as he knows he is afraid.

Beating them is just a means rather than an end. Now that Fang La is dead, you just need to tell them about Fang La's death.

And Fang La died at the hands of his prime minister Bao Daoyi, Fang La was not killed by us, just let them know.

Go ahead, I will leave this matter to you, I have other things to be busy here. "

Deng Yuanjue took the order to go, and Wu Ming asked people to gather the seven clowns of Liangshan together. On Liangshan, Wu Ming didn't feel anything when he saw the seven clowns alone.

But when these seven people got together, Wu Ming realized that these seven people were really ugly. It's no wonder Wu Yong had a headache.

These seven people all showed their own personalities ugly, Wu Ming looked at the seven people, suppressed his smile, and said to them:

"I plan to find a wife for each of you, but you are so ugly, it's not easy, I'm more straightforward.

Don't you don't want to listen to it, you are born ugly, you can't blame it, it was given by your parents, it was born.This was not possible before.

But now that you have met me and I can make you handsome through surgery, would you like to have plastic surgery? "

The reason why Wu Ming said these words to them was that in the past, the parents who paid attention to the body, hair, skin and skin should not be dismissed lightly.

In ancient times, people were reluctant to shave their hair, let alone undergo surgery for a facelift. This concept is too advanced.

Wu Ming always wants to ask for their opinions, after all Wu Ming is not a Ducai person.

After hearing Wu Ming's question, Yang Zhi, the blue-faced beast, spoke first, saying, "Boss, I'm actually quite handsome.

The only thing that affects my appearance is this birthmark on my face. I don't think I need plastic surgery.As long as you, boss, find a way to remove this birthmark on my face.

I even thought about my nickname after the birthmark on my face was removed, as long as this obtrusive birthmark was removed, I would be called Beauty Faced Beast Yang Zhi. "

After listening to Yang Zhi's words, Wu Ming almost vomited blood, is there such a shameless person, you Yang Zhi can do it.

Usually I don't see it, you are so thick-skinned, and none of Liangshan's ten most beautiful men dares to give yourself a beautiful nickname.

You dared to name it Beauty-faced Beast just by removing that cyan birthmark, I think you might as well be called Thick-faced Beast, you thick-skinned.

As soon as Yang Zhi finished speaking, Tang Long, the leopard, said, "Boss, I'm actually not ugly, take a closer look at my face.

My face is actually burnt by sparks, it's just scars, scars are men's medals, I am proud of these scars on my face. "

After listening to the leopard Tang Long's nonsense, Wu Ming immediately lost his composure. He looked at the money leopard Tang Long coldly.

Seeing Tang Long's face was sweating, and the potholes all over his face reflected a strange light under the soaking of sweat.Wu Ming looked at Tang Long and said:
"There are three ways to be unfilial, and having no offspring is the greatest. You are so ugly that a ghost would marry you. I don't have the ability, if I have the ability.

If you insist on catching a female ghost to marry you, you are not ugly in the first place, and this face only needs a small repair operation to restore its original appearance.

You said that scars are men's medals, but only the scars left by fighting the enemy on the battlefield can be regarded as medals.

The scars on your face that were scalded by sparks because of forging irons are considered a bullshit medal.Somebody, send me this stupid leopard to the goblin.

Let the goblin fix his face for me. If his face is not good for a day, don't let him out of the goblin's laboratory.

I still don't believe that I can't cure you. "

Seeing that Wu Ming was angry, the red-haired ghost Liu Tang and the living Yan Luo Ruan Xiaoqi immediately stepped forward, carrying Tang Long to the goblin camp.

As a result, before the two of them could leave, they were called by Wu Ming, "You two stop, who made you two move?

There are so many people in this room, everyone can do it, but you two can't do it, tell me, what do you mean?
Is it plastic surgery or not?I am a very MINZHU person, I will not BI force you.

You see, the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi has already agreed, but this silly leopard has scars on his face, which is a disease and needs to be cured.That's why I forced him.

But the two of you need plastic surgery, tell me your opinions, if you have any ideas, I will not ignore them. "

After hearing Wu Ming's words, Black Whirlwind Li Kui, Grimace Du Xing and Choujun Ma Xuanzan all covered their mouths and snickered.

Hearing the laughter of the three, Wu Ming turned his head to look at the three and scolded angrily: "Why are you three laughing, you are not much better than the two of them.

Don't you guys know the same thing as the long ones?Don't you usually look in the mirror?
I used to be busy and didn't take care of you, it doesn't matter how ugly you are, but now I'm free for the time being.

I want to find a daughter-in-law for each of you, but your looks are blemishes, so think about it for yourself, is this appearance correct or not?

I hope you can think carefully, think carefully, and tell me after you think about it, think clearly, I am a MINZHU person.

You should also cherish the opportunities I give you, don't give me face and say things against your will just because I am the boss.

You have to think about your future. When you are old, other brothers will gather in groups of children and enjoy family happiness around them.

And you, all of you are lonely, looking at others alone, you will know that I am good to you.

However, at that time, it will be too late for you to regret it. Don't tell me what a man has to worry about without a wife.

With your ugly appearance, who will be willing to be with you first, after all, this is a matter of a lifetime.

Second, if there are women who follow you and face your ugly face every day, what do you make them think?
Aren't you afraid of the old Wang next door, aren't you afraid of your own heads turning green? "

(End of this chapter)