Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 239 Football Rules of the Great Song Dynasty!
Chapter 239 Football Rules of the Great Song Dynasty!
Looking at the football fragments on the ground, Wu Ming felt very helpless.Why!These boors.Football is not your father-killing enemy.
I had no choice but to use so much strength, so I had to take out a football again, but it didn't last 5 minutes.
This sad reminder of the football has become the same fate as the first football.Broken!in just half an hour.
Wu Ming took out more than a dozen footballs, and finally Wu Ming got angry, even though footballs are consumables.But we can't let them waste like this.
In the end, Wu Ming, who was helpless by BI, had no choice but to make a big move. He called these people together, and said with a serious expression on his face:
"It's okay in the past. From now on, whoever kicks the football to the ground will punish him with a glass of wine. If the responsible person cannot be determined.
It was everyone who kicked it off, so regardless of whether you were involved or not, all team members will be fined for drinking, one by one. "
After hearing Wu Ming's words, these reckless men restrained their strength, one by one, no matter when they were controlling the ball or when they were grabbing the ball.
They all became cautious. After a period of running-in, these football players finally stopped rushing towards the football in a swarm.
This made Wu Ming feel relieved. However, he hadn't been relieved for a long time before he was dumbfounded by the new problem.
Wu Ming watched helplessly as the football flew directly towards his teammate Zhang Qing under Lu Zhishen's iron head.
Zhang Qing is indeed a master of hidden weapons. The moment the football flew in front of him, he stretched out his hand and hugged the football.
Then he threw the football towards the POW team's goal without aiming at it, and the ball went in with a "whoosh".After the Liangshan players saw the goal.
Everyone gathered around Zhang Qing and started to celebrate, "Oh yeah!" As a referee, Wu Ming was shocked when he saw Zhang Qing's SAOCAO.
When he saw Liangshan players surrounding Zhang Qing to congratulate him, he blew the whistle and ruled that the goal was invalid.When Wu Ming's judgment came out.
Lu Zhishen was the first to be unwilling, and walked up to Wu Ming.Touching his shiny bald head, he looked at Wu Ming's unconvinced expression.
Said: "Boss, I don't accept it. Why did you rule the goal invalid when we clearly scored a goal? You can't turn your elbow out.
Who is your brother?You can't be unreasonable. "
Hearing Lu Zhishen's unreasonable nonsense, Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen and asked: "Let me ask you, what is the name of this ball you play?"
After hearing Wu Ming's question, Lu Zhishen blurted out without thinking: "Football, what else can it be called, I really want to call it Cuju.
But you are the boss, since you said it was called football, then let's call it football. "
Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen with a chuckle, and said: "Football, football, as the name implies, is a ball played with feet, football cannot be played with hands.
As long as the part below the elbow touches the football, it is considered a handball. According to my rules, a handball goal is not only not a goal.
He will also be penalized for an exchange of possession.You should stop playing football with the old traditions and concepts of Cuju.Yes, I admit it.
In our Cuju, you can touch the ball with your hands, but this is a new gameplay improved on the basis of Cuju, and you are not allowed to touch the football with your hands.
This increases the difficulty of football and the fun of the game. Do you have any questions now? "
After Lu Zhishen listened to Wu Ming's words, he was still unconvinced. He not only made unreasonable words, but also encouraged everyone to protest against this rule.
I just heard Lu Zhishen say: "Boss, you are wrong. Cuju is a good thing passed down from our ancestors.
It doesn't matter if you make improvements, but our Song Dynasty must have the football rules of the Song Dynasty.It is also difficult and interesting to catch the ball and attack with your hands.
Why did our Liangshan team let Zhang Qing play?
That's because Zhang Qing's hidden weapon is good. If you don't let him use his hand, it means that Zhang Qing's advantage is directly abolished.
In terms of force value, Xiao Li Guang Huarong has a higher force value than Zhang Qing who has no feathers and arrows. We didn't let Huarong play at that time.
Instead, I chose Zhang Qing, because Zhang Qing has a lot of advantages over Huarong, and you have a rule of not letting you use your hands.
It is equivalent to directly abolishing a general of our Liangshan football team. This rule must be abolished. Do you think it is right, brothers? "
As soon as Lu Zhishen finished speaking, the Liangshan football team members all booed except Wu Ming's younger brother Wu Song:
"That's right, that's right, it's extreme, it's extreme!" Wu Ming glared at Lu Zhishen, there was nothing he could do, since everyone agreed that he could use his hands.
So be happy with you, when they heard that they could grab the ball with their hands, the bandits from Liangshan and the rebels from the POW United went crazy.
It was Deng Yuanjue who first provoked the incident. Just after Lin Chong hugged the ball, Deng Yuanjue stole Lin Chong's peach with a monkey trick.
The unsuspecting Lin Chong squatted on the ground clutching a certain part, and there is such a thing, don't play like this, it's not that Lin Chong can't beat Deng Yuanjue.
But Lin Chong didn't expect Deng Yuanjue to be so shameless. As a monk, how could he do such a thing.
And isn't this a football match? Why did you attack someone?Wu Ming saw Deng Yuanjue's trick of monkey stealing peaches.
After successfully stealing Lin Chong's peaches, Deng Yuanjue snatched the football from Lin Chong's hand while Lin Chong squatted down in fifth gear.
He felt the pain for Lin Chong, but Deng Yuanjue practiced iron sand palm.Wu Ming directly took out a red card and was about to punish Deng Yuanjue.
But Wu Song didn't want to, why, you stole my peach, and you were sent off with a red card.
This is too cheap for you, I want to avenge my subordinates.Wu Song doesn't care that Wu Ming is his eldest brother at this time.
No matter what rules are irregular, he negotiated with Wu Ming for a long time, and finally Wu Ming had no choice but to make a concession.
Wu Ming knew that if Wu Song was not allowed to avenge this revenge, the heroes of Liangshan might not be convinced by Wu Song in the future.
After all, your subordinates were humiliated by others in front of you, if you, the boss, don't avenge your subordinates.
How do you let your subordinates see you.They only think: This boss is so cowardly, even his younger brothers have been beaten, and even the boss doesn’t dare to let out a single fart.
Is it worth it or not for us people to follow such a boss.Wu Ming knew that everyone in Liangshan would recognize Wu Song now.
That's because he suppressed these people above Wu Song, and Wu Ming is currently the invisible boss of Liangshan.
The brothers all obeyed him, so naturally they would give Wu Song some face.But I can't always mix with these guys from Liangshan.
I am a lazy person. When my ideal is completely achieved, I will definitely retire.If you are still in power.
If Wu Song's absolute prestige is not cultivated, then Liangshan will definitely have big problems after he retires.
(End of this chapter)
Looking at the football fragments on the ground, Wu Ming felt very helpless.Why!These boors.Football is not your father-killing enemy.
I had no choice but to use so much strength, so I had to take out a football again, but it didn't last 5 minutes.
This sad reminder of the football has become the same fate as the first football.Broken!in just half an hour.
Wu Ming took out more than a dozen footballs, and finally Wu Ming got angry, even though footballs are consumables.But we can't let them waste like this.
In the end, Wu Ming, who was helpless by BI, had no choice but to make a big move. He called these people together, and said with a serious expression on his face:
"It's okay in the past. From now on, whoever kicks the football to the ground will punish him with a glass of wine. If the responsible person cannot be determined.
It was everyone who kicked it off, so regardless of whether you were involved or not, all team members will be fined for drinking, one by one. "
After hearing Wu Ming's words, these reckless men restrained their strength, one by one, no matter when they were controlling the ball or when they were grabbing the ball.
They all became cautious. After a period of running-in, these football players finally stopped rushing towards the football in a swarm.
This made Wu Ming feel relieved. However, he hadn't been relieved for a long time before he was dumbfounded by the new problem.
Wu Ming watched helplessly as the football flew directly towards his teammate Zhang Qing under Lu Zhishen's iron head.
Zhang Qing is indeed a master of hidden weapons. The moment the football flew in front of him, he stretched out his hand and hugged the football.
Then he threw the football towards the POW team's goal without aiming at it, and the ball went in with a "whoosh".After the Liangshan players saw the goal.
Everyone gathered around Zhang Qing and started to celebrate, "Oh yeah!" As a referee, Wu Ming was shocked when he saw Zhang Qing's SAOCAO.
When he saw Liangshan players surrounding Zhang Qing to congratulate him, he blew the whistle and ruled that the goal was invalid.When Wu Ming's judgment came out.
Lu Zhishen was the first to be unwilling, and walked up to Wu Ming.Touching his shiny bald head, he looked at Wu Ming's unconvinced expression.
Said: "Boss, I don't accept it. Why did you rule the goal invalid when we clearly scored a goal? You can't turn your elbow out.
Who is your brother?You can't be unreasonable. "
Hearing Lu Zhishen's unreasonable nonsense, Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen and asked: "Let me ask you, what is the name of this ball you play?"
After hearing Wu Ming's question, Lu Zhishen blurted out without thinking: "Football, what else can it be called, I really want to call it Cuju.
But you are the boss, since you said it was called football, then let's call it football. "
Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen with a chuckle, and said: "Football, football, as the name implies, is a ball played with feet, football cannot be played with hands.
As long as the part below the elbow touches the football, it is considered a handball. According to my rules, a handball goal is not only not a goal.
He will also be penalized for an exchange of possession.You should stop playing football with the old traditions and concepts of Cuju.Yes, I admit it.
In our Cuju, you can touch the ball with your hands, but this is a new gameplay improved on the basis of Cuju, and you are not allowed to touch the football with your hands.
This increases the difficulty of football and the fun of the game. Do you have any questions now? "
After Lu Zhishen listened to Wu Ming's words, he was still unconvinced. He not only made unreasonable words, but also encouraged everyone to protest against this rule.
I just heard Lu Zhishen say: "Boss, you are wrong. Cuju is a good thing passed down from our ancestors.
It doesn't matter if you make improvements, but our Song Dynasty must have the football rules of the Song Dynasty.It is also difficult and interesting to catch the ball and attack with your hands.
Why did our Liangshan team let Zhang Qing play?
That's because Zhang Qing's hidden weapon is good. If you don't let him use his hand, it means that Zhang Qing's advantage is directly abolished.
In terms of force value, Xiao Li Guang Huarong has a higher force value than Zhang Qing who has no feathers and arrows. We didn't let Huarong play at that time.
Instead, I chose Zhang Qing, because Zhang Qing has a lot of advantages over Huarong, and you have a rule of not letting you use your hands.
It is equivalent to directly abolishing a general of our Liangshan football team. This rule must be abolished. Do you think it is right, brothers? "
As soon as Lu Zhishen finished speaking, the Liangshan football team members all booed except Wu Ming's younger brother Wu Song:
"That's right, that's right, it's extreme, it's extreme!" Wu Ming glared at Lu Zhishen, there was nothing he could do, since everyone agreed that he could use his hands.
So be happy with you, when they heard that they could grab the ball with their hands, the bandits from Liangshan and the rebels from the POW United went crazy.
It was Deng Yuanjue who first provoked the incident. Just after Lin Chong hugged the ball, Deng Yuanjue stole Lin Chong's peach with a monkey trick.
The unsuspecting Lin Chong squatted on the ground clutching a certain part, and there is such a thing, don't play like this, it's not that Lin Chong can't beat Deng Yuanjue.
But Lin Chong didn't expect Deng Yuanjue to be so shameless. As a monk, how could he do such a thing.
And isn't this a football match? Why did you attack someone?Wu Ming saw Deng Yuanjue's trick of monkey stealing peaches.
After successfully stealing Lin Chong's peaches, Deng Yuanjue snatched the football from Lin Chong's hand while Lin Chong squatted down in fifth gear.
He felt the pain for Lin Chong, but Deng Yuanjue practiced iron sand palm.Wu Ming directly took out a red card and was about to punish Deng Yuanjue.
But Wu Song didn't want to, why, you stole my peach, and you were sent off with a red card.
This is too cheap for you, I want to avenge my subordinates.Wu Song doesn't care that Wu Ming is his eldest brother at this time.
No matter what rules are irregular, he negotiated with Wu Ming for a long time, and finally Wu Ming had no choice but to make a concession.
Wu Ming knew that if Wu Song was not allowed to avenge this revenge, the heroes of Liangshan might not be convinced by Wu Song in the future.
After all, your subordinates were humiliated by others in front of you, if you, the boss, don't avenge your subordinates.
How do you let your subordinates see you.They only think: This boss is so cowardly, even his younger brothers have been beaten, and even the boss doesn’t dare to let out a single fart.
Is it worth it or not for us people to follow such a boss.Wu Ming knew that everyone in Liangshan would recognize Wu Song now.
That's because he suppressed these people above Wu Song, and Wu Ming is currently the invisible boss of Liangshan.
The brothers all obeyed him, so naturally they would give Wu Song some face.But I can't always mix with these guys from Liangshan.
I am a lazy person. When my ideal is completely achieved, I will definitely retire.If you are still in power.
If Wu Song's absolute prestige is not cultivated, then Liangshan will definitely have big problems after he retires.
(End of this chapter)
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