Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 241 Lu Junyi's tongue-to-mouth battle with Du Po!
Du Bo looked at Lu Junyi, who had been staring at him, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, thinking: What on earth is going on with this guy Lu Junyi.

In other words, I didn't owe him any money, so why did he keep staring at me.He disgusted me last time on the battlefield.

Is he going to disgust me again this time, I said, man, you should change your target anyway, why have you always been against me.

By the way, I am also a victim, okay, last time I passed out without fighting on the battlefield, do you know how embarrassing I am?

You come again now, don't you think I'm a disheveled bun, ready to be bullied? I'm not afraid of you this time.

You can only nauseate me once, let me see what tricks you have this time.Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you stare at me.

Don't you stare at me, won't I stare back at you?

After thinking about it, Du Po didn't talk nonsense, and stared at Lu Junyi with wide eyes.It's good that Du Po didn't stare at Lu Junyi.

Who knew that Du Yan stared at him, and something happened again. Lu Junyi is known as the five masters of Liangshan, and his first mastery is talking about tuberculosis.

When Lu Junyi saw Du Po staring back at him, he also stared at Du Po without discouragement, and spoke while staring at Du Po:

"Yo Ho, I haven't seen you for a while, you've grown so courageous, you dare to stare at me. Do you know that I have grown up since I was a child.

I have never lost a staring competition with others. Let's not bother with others. If we have the ability, let's try to stare first.

Let's compete to see who has the bigger eyes. No, your eyes are too small. They are not as big as mine. I have an inherent advantage in this.

You can't blame me for this, if you want to blame you, you can only blame your parents, blame them for not giving you a pair of eyes as big as a lantern.

Forget it, I won't bully you anymore, let's just compare the time to blink, and whoever blinks first between the two of us will be the loser.

How about it?Do you dare to compare, if you dare to compare, just blink your eyes. "

After Du Po heard Lu Junyi's words, he was directly led astray by Lu Junyi, and he was also led into a chatterbox by Lu Junyi. Du Po said:

"Lu Junyi, who are you lying to? I won't be fooled by you. Since you want to compete with me on how long you can stare.

We both agreed that if whoever blinks first between the two of us will lose, then why did you ask me to blink to express my agreement.

Didn't you make it clear that you cheated me? If I blink, I will lose.I have a mouth under my nose, can't I speak?

I agree or disagree, I can say it directly with my mouth, okay, don't think that I have no IQ because I am a general.

Let me tell you the truth, what you said is that my eyes are not as big as yours. I admit this, after all, it is born with me.

My parents gave me such big eyes, and I can't help it, but my IQ is not much lower than yours, so don't lie to me.

Although I don't study much, I will not let you succeed, I will not be fooled by you, and I will not be disgusted by you again. "

Wu Song of the Liangshan team was going to kick off, but when he heard the conversation between Lu Junyi and Du Po, he almost burst out laughing.

Seeing the two people staring at each other, Wu Song laughed so hard that he sat on the ground and couldn't get up.

Let's watch the fun first, Lu Junyi is well-known far and near on Mount Liang, not to mention anything else, just his talkativeness and muscularity.

It can cause headaches to death for everyone in Liangshan. If you don't stop Lu Junyi from speaking, he can talk in front of you for three days and three nights.

The most terrifying thing is that he will talk to you for three days and three nights in one breath, making your mouth dry.

And he is like a normal person, he doesn't even need to drink a sip of water in the middle.This Du Po was transferred back from Huaixi by Wu Ming in order to make a film.

It's all right now, let's take a rest first, and see how Du Po was tortured mad by Lu Junyi.When Wu Song sat on the ground.

The members of the Liangshan Football Team and the Prisoner of War Football Team, except for the few former Wang Qing's men who had just been transferred from Huaixi.

They all sat down, they were all tortured by Lu Junyi's talk, and they all knew Wu Song's intention of not kicking off.

Fighting and so on can be fought at any time, but there are very few opportunities to watch the excitement. Finally, a duo who doesn't know Lu Junyi and Lu Junyi met.

So if you don't hurry up to watch the excitement at this time, when Du Po gets to know Lu Junyi in the future, you won't be able to see the excitement anymore.

During this period, Li Kui, a black whirlwind who likes to gamble, even opened a handicap. He asked everyone to bet on how long Lu Junyi said about Du Po's collapse.

Seeing that Li Kui opened the handicap, three of Du Bo's old comrades were unwilling. They unanimously decided to support Du Bo and placed bets on Du Bo's ability to survive until the end.

After Du Po and Lu Junyi looked at each other silently for a long time, the bored Lu Junyi finally spoke again. He looked at Du Po and said:

"I said Du Po, where are you from? I'm from Hebei, what about you? Forget it, anyway, it doesn't matter if you say it or not.

No matter where the two of us are from, it’s not as good as the hometown of the boss. Do you know where the boss is from? Let me tell you.

The boss is from Shandong. This Shandong is a good place. Since ancient times, Shandong has produced great men. The people of Shandong are fierce. The place is good and the water and soil are good.

People from Shandong are generally taller than people from other places. You can see that the boss and his younger brother are both tall. They are Shandong Dahan.

It's a pity that the two of us are not from the Northeast, so it's pointless for us to stare at each other like this. If we were from the Northeast, we would be able to match up a few words.

What are you talking about? If I were from the Northeast, I would definitely ask: What are you looking at.If you are from the Northeast, you will definitely say: What are you doing.

At this time I will definitely say: Take another look and try.As for you, you will definitely answer: Just try it.Hehe, it's fun. "

After hearing Lu Junyi's boring words, Du Po felt that he had really met a lunatic, and his head was about to explode.

But he couldn't move casually, after all, he had already competed with Lu Junyi to see who would blink first.

If I move a little, although I didn't blink first, my sight may move to other places.

In that case he would lose, and the helpless Du Po had no choice but to ignore Lu Junyi, a lunatic.But Du Po ignored Lu Junyi.

Lu Junyi would not let Du Bo go. He proudly told Du Bo: "Let me tell you, my boss is very powerful."

As soon as Lu Junyi finished speaking, Du Po knew that he had to answer this sentence, because Lu Junyi was flattering Wu Ming in front of everyone.

How could he let Lu Junyi flatter him alone.So Du Po immediately received: "My boss is also very powerful."

Lu Junyi: My boss is tall.

Du Po: My boss is not low.

Lu Junyi: My boss is very powerful.

Du Po: My boss is invincible.

The more the two boasted, the more unreliable they became. Wu Ming next to him felt happy, while the other players were dumbfounded. How could they be so blatantly flattering?

Until the end, Lu Junyi completely let himself go and said: "My boss can eat poop!"

Du Po continued without thinking: "My boss can eat three catties of poop in one meal."

(End of this chapter)