Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 244 The Real Deng Yuanjue!
Chapter 244 The Real Deng Yuanjue!
Don't mention Du Po's unwillingness, nor Du Po's unrealistic ideas.Deng Yuanjue looked at the listless Du Po.
He decided to persuade Du Po, after all, Lu Zhishen had already persuaded Lu Junyi almost, and that was a great achievement.
Although he is Lu Zhishen's younger brother, in front of credit, let alone his elder brother Lu Zhishen, it is his own father.
I can't let it go, the credit is linked to the reward.If this Du Po was persuaded by himself today, he would stop biting dogs with Lu Junyi.
No, I can only think about this in my heart, and I must never dare to say it.No, I can’t even think about it in my heart.
In case I was talking too fast for a while and couldn't hold back the babble coming out of my mouth, then I really wanted to join the ranks of cleaning the toilet.
Even though I held back and didn't say it out loud, I still kept this sentence in my heart. What if one day I dreamed and talked in my sleep?
At that time, who can save himself, Lu Zhishen?Deng Yuanjue knew that Lu Zhishen could never be counted on.
For nothing else, based on the relationship between Lu Zhishen and Lu Junyi, although he is Lu Zhishen's younger brother, even if Lu Zhishen doesn't kill his relatives righteously.
If he tied himself up to see Wu Ming, at least he would give himself a hard time.In order to avoid the pain of flesh and blood, I should completely erase this sentence from my heart.
Deng Yuanjue recited a scripture silently in his heart, and after forcibly expelling the thoughts in his mind just now, he looked at Du Po with a smile.
Du Po felt that Deng Yuanjue was looking at him abnormally, so he stopped what he was doing and looked up at Deng Yuanjue.
Asked: "Isn't it convenient for the master to come here? Why are you looking at me like this? Could it be that I have flowers on my face?"
Deng Yuanjue looked at Du Po, who was downcast and listless, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, General Du, a little thing hit you like this.
What about your ambitions, your big ambitions?That's not what I've heard about Du Po, General Du. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Du Po sighed and said to Deng Yuanjue: "Hey, there is no General Du.
Master, don't say such things in the future, it's just a joke, look at me now, am I still a general?
Have you ever seen the general who cleans the toilet? This time I fell for Lu Junyi's tricks again, and I blamed me for talking too fast, and then I scolded the boss.
If it weren't for the boss's generosity, I think I would have lost my life right now, and it would be lucky for the boss to let the past go and punish me for cleaning the toilet.
My life is completely ruined, don't call me the general anymore, I'm just a little toilet cleaner.
I can't afford to be a master and call me a general. "
After hearing what Du Po said, Deng Yuanjue laughed directly, looked at Du Po sympathetically, and said with a smile: "General Du!
I don't know if your ears are stuffed with donkey hair, or if my elder brother Lu Zhishen and I didn't explain it to you.
Or maybe you didn't listen carefully to what my elder brother and I told you when you were frustrated and fearful.
Yes, our boss is very angry, but no matter how angry our boss is, he will not lose his mind, as you said.
Our boss is generous, I can tell you more clearly, what our boss said is to punish you and Lu Junyi for cleaning the toilet for three years.
Did you hear clearly this time? Three years is not a lifetime. The second point is that the boss has clearly stated that the positions of you and Lu Junyi will not change.
What should I do at ordinary times, just can't make the toilet dirty.Do you understand now, my General Du. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Du Po's eyes immediately glowed with excitement, and he looked at Deng Yuanjue uncertainly.
He asked: "What you said is true. I was not punished to clean toilets for the rest of my life, nor was I removed from the rank of general.
You slap me quickly, I want to make sure if I am dreaming, hit harder, I am really afraid that I am dreaming.
If you hit me lightly, I'm afraid you won't be able to wake me up. "
After listening to Du Yan's words, Deng Yuanjue finally understood why this guy became so depressed. It turned out that he thought he had been sentenced to a severe sentence.
My future career as a general is completely over, hey!This guy really is a person with extremely poor psychological endurance.
It seems that I need to wake him up and beat him hard. This request was made by him himself, and I will naturally fulfill his wish.
After all, helping others is the foundation of happiness, but now that my iron sand palm is too small, I can't hit Du Po on the head.
The first is to hit people without hitting the face, and the second is that I have just mastered the Iron Sand Palm, so I don't know exactly how powerful it is.
I just heard that it has the power to open steles and crack rocks. No matter how powerful this Du Po is, his head will not be as hard as my elder brother Lu Zhishen's head who has practiced iron head kung fu.
If my slap goes down, if the force is too strong, I will directly slap Du Po, and kill Du Po, a fierce general.
I can't eat and walk around, so I still can't hit his head, but where can I hit him?
Is it the same as the sneak attack on Lin Chong, giving him a monkey to steal peaches? No, Lin Chong already has a grudge against me, and I stole Du Bo's peaches again.
The two of them will unite together to deal with me. Forget it, I'll use a woman's move.
I don't hit you, I screw you.Screwing you can make you feel a lot of pain, and you can't hold a grudge against me while being sober.
Thinking of this, Deng Yuanjue stretched out his hand directly, put his hand on the soft flesh of Du Po's waist, and twisted it vigorously three times.
At this moment, Du Po grinned in pain, and he cursed secretly in his heart: Good guy, that's really strong, really ruthless.
Deng Yuanjue, did you do it like this? Although I asked you to hit me, how did you use the moves of a woman?
If you twist it, you can twist it, but if you can twist it and let go, do you know that I wake up after you twist it.
You are really solid enough, isn't it enough to twist it once, just twist it three times for me.Good guy, even my wife has never twisted me like this.
Although Du Po, who was awake, scolded Deng Yuanjue angrily in his heart, he was very kind on the surface. After all, Deng Yuanjue brought him this good news.
Du Po, who rekindled his fighting spirit, threw the broom straight away and was about to rush out of the toilet.Deng Yuanjue was afraid that Du Po would cause trouble.
He immediately hugged Du Po and asked, "What are you going to do? The boss said that I don't want to see you and Lu Junyi recently."
Du Bo looked at Deng Yuanjue and said anxiously: "Master, don't stop me. I'm not looking for the boss. I'm going out to find Lu Junyi."
When Deng Yuanjue heard that Du Po had actually gone out to find Lu Junyi, he hugged him even tighter, just joking, in case Du Po rushed out.
If he fought with Lu Junyi again, wouldn't his persuasion with Lu Zhishen be a waste of effort.
(End of this chapter)
Don't mention Du Po's unwillingness, nor Du Po's unrealistic ideas.Deng Yuanjue looked at the listless Du Po.
He decided to persuade Du Po, after all, Lu Zhishen had already persuaded Lu Junyi almost, and that was a great achievement.
Although he is Lu Zhishen's younger brother, in front of credit, let alone his elder brother Lu Zhishen, it is his own father.
I can't let it go, the credit is linked to the reward.If this Du Po was persuaded by himself today, he would stop biting dogs with Lu Junyi.
No, I can only think about this in my heart, and I must never dare to say it.No, I can’t even think about it in my heart.
In case I was talking too fast for a while and couldn't hold back the babble coming out of my mouth, then I really wanted to join the ranks of cleaning the toilet.
Even though I held back and didn't say it out loud, I still kept this sentence in my heart. What if one day I dreamed and talked in my sleep?
At that time, who can save himself, Lu Zhishen?Deng Yuanjue knew that Lu Zhishen could never be counted on.
For nothing else, based on the relationship between Lu Zhishen and Lu Junyi, although he is Lu Zhishen's younger brother, even if Lu Zhishen doesn't kill his relatives righteously.
If he tied himself up to see Wu Ming, at least he would give himself a hard time.In order to avoid the pain of flesh and blood, I should completely erase this sentence from my heart.
Deng Yuanjue recited a scripture silently in his heart, and after forcibly expelling the thoughts in his mind just now, he looked at Du Po with a smile.
Du Po felt that Deng Yuanjue was looking at him abnormally, so he stopped what he was doing and looked up at Deng Yuanjue.
Asked: "Isn't it convenient for the master to come here? Why are you looking at me like this? Could it be that I have flowers on my face?"
Deng Yuanjue looked at Du Po, who was downcast and listless, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, General Du, a little thing hit you like this.
What about your ambitions, your big ambitions?That's not what I've heard about Du Po, General Du. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Du Po sighed and said to Deng Yuanjue: "Hey, there is no General Du.
Master, don't say such things in the future, it's just a joke, look at me now, am I still a general?
Have you ever seen the general who cleans the toilet? This time I fell for Lu Junyi's tricks again, and I blamed me for talking too fast, and then I scolded the boss.
If it weren't for the boss's generosity, I think I would have lost my life right now, and it would be lucky for the boss to let the past go and punish me for cleaning the toilet.
My life is completely ruined, don't call me the general anymore, I'm just a little toilet cleaner.
I can't afford to be a master and call me a general. "
After hearing what Du Po said, Deng Yuanjue laughed directly, looked at Du Po sympathetically, and said with a smile: "General Du!
I don't know if your ears are stuffed with donkey hair, or if my elder brother Lu Zhishen and I didn't explain it to you.
Or maybe you didn't listen carefully to what my elder brother and I told you when you were frustrated and fearful.
Yes, our boss is very angry, but no matter how angry our boss is, he will not lose his mind, as you said.
Our boss is generous, I can tell you more clearly, what our boss said is to punish you and Lu Junyi for cleaning the toilet for three years.
Did you hear clearly this time? Three years is not a lifetime. The second point is that the boss has clearly stated that the positions of you and Lu Junyi will not change.
What should I do at ordinary times, just can't make the toilet dirty.Do you understand now, my General Du. "
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Du Po's eyes immediately glowed with excitement, and he looked at Deng Yuanjue uncertainly.
He asked: "What you said is true. I was not punished to clean toilets for the rest of my life, nor was I removed from the rank of general.
You slap me quickly, I want to make sure if I am dreaming, hit harder, I am really afraid that I am dreaming.
If you hit me lightly, I'm afraid you won't be able to wake me up. "
After listening to Du Yan's words, Deng Yuanjue finally understood why this guy became so depressed. It turned out that he thought he had been sentenced to a severe sentence.
My future career as a general is completely over, hey!This guy really is a person with extremely poor psychological endurance.
It seems that I need to wake him up and beat him hard. This request was made by him himself, and I will naturally fulfill his wish.
After all, helping others is the foundation of happiness, but now that my iron sand palm is too small, I can't hit Du Po on the head.
The first is to hit people without hitting the face, and the second is that I have just mastered the Iron Sand Palm, so I don't know exactly how powerful it is.
I just heard that it has the power to open steles and crack rocks. No matter how powerful this Du Po is, his head will not be as hard as my elder brother Lu Zhishen's head who has practiced iron head kung fu.
If my slap goes down, if the force is too strong, I will directly slap Du Po, and kill Du Po, a fierce general.
I can't eat and walk around, so I still can't hit his head, but where can I hit him?
Is it the same as the sneak attack on Lin Chong, giving him a monkey to steal peaches? No, Lin Chong already has a grudge against me, and I stole Du Bo's peaches again.
The two of them will unite together to deal with me. Forget it, I'll use a woman's move.
I don't hit you, I screw you.Screwing you can make you feel a lot of pain, and you can't hold a grudge against me while being sober.
Thinking of this, Deng Yuanjue stretched out his hand directly, put his hand on the soft flesh of Du Po's waist, and twisted it vigorously three times.
At this moment, Du Po grinned in pain, and he cursed secretly in his heart: Good guy, that's really strong, really ruthless.
Deng Yuanjue, did you do it like this? Although I asked you to hit me, how did you use the moves of a woman?
If you twist it, you can twist it, but if you can twist it and let go, do you know that I wake up after you twist it.
You are really solid enough, isn't it enough to twist it once, just twist it three times for me.Good guy, even my wife has never twisted me like this.
Although Du Po, who was awake, scolded Deng Yuanjue angrily in his heart, he was very kind on the surface. After all, Deng Yuanjue brought him this good news.
Du Po, who rekindled his fighting spirit, threw the broom straight away and was about to rush out of the toilet.Deng Yuanjue was afraid that Du Po would cause trouble.
He immediately hugged Du Po and asked, "What are you going to do? The boss said that I don't want to see you and Lu Junyi recently."
Du Bo looked at Deng Yuanjue and said anxiously: "Master, don't stop me. I'm not looking for the boss. I'm going out to find Lu Junyi."
When Deng Yuanjue heard that Du Po had actually gone out to find Lu Junyi, he hugged him even tighter, just joking, in case Du Po rushed out.
If he fought with Lu Junyi again, wouldn't his persuasion with Lu Zhishen be a waste of effort.
(End of this chapter)
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