Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 265 Black Whirlwind's Desire to Survive!
Hearing these two people talking, Wu Ming resisted the idea of ​​​​beating them. In fact, he had already seen that these two people were the first and second ugliest people in Liangshan.

Choujun Ma Xuanzan and Ghostface Du Xing are just two people who are very good at making things. As the saying goes: If you don’t make a mistake, you won’t die.

Wu Ming turned his back to the two of them, he really didn't want to see the faces of the two of them now.Wu Mingxin said: "I will let you learn the art of makeup.

You did learn some messy things from me and came back dressed up so enchantingly, but don’t forget it.

You didn't have plastic surgery, it's just that makeup covered up your ugliness, and your face shape didn't change at all.

You dress up so coquettishly, aren't you disgusting people? If I hadn't cultivated myself well, I would have kicked you off the mountain long ago.

It seems that this makeup technique is indeed one of the four DAXIE techniques. These two good men have been brainwashed and ruined. "

After thinking about it, Wu Ming turned his back to the two of them and said without looking back: "Look at you two, what you look like now.

I asked you to learn how to make up, but I didn't ask you to learn how to be a woman, so hurry up and wash your face for me.

Let me remove the makeup, you just need to put on light makeup, don't put on such heavy makeup, I feel sick looking at it.

Also, both of you, don't be such a mother to me again, Du Xing, point your orchid to me and take it back, I will warn you one last time.

If you let me find your orchid finger in the future, then don't blame me for being cruel, I will break it for you.

Xuan Zan, don’t laugh when you’re riding a horse, and you, you also put away your four-discharge eyes, I can break Du Xing’s orchid finger.

It can also dig out your eyes with four random discharges, and learn some problems one by one, don't forget.

You are heroes on Mount Liang, not people (demons) from Tai. As a man, you show me your masculinity.

I'm so pissed off, there are really good people who don't learn from bad ones, look at Lu Junyi, although he also shows off his muscles everywhere.

But what he shows is the masculine beauty of a man. If you two let me find out again that you are so girly, you act like pussies.

Don't blame me for being rude to you.I want my men to be tough guys who dare to fight, not sissy sissies. "

After hearing Wu Ming's angry rebuke, Xuan Zan and Du Xing were covered in cold sweat, and the large amount of sweat immediately stained their faces.

The two of them suddenly turned into panda faces, and those Liangshan generals who were booing were also silent one by one.

The boss got angry, and they just thought it was fun at first, looking at Xuan Zan and Du Xing's fancy dress.

They were bored, and then they remembered to make fun of the two of them, one by one whistled one after another, even that guy Li Kui was still holding Du Xing.

Talking about marrying a woman, and going to a place so far away from Cochin, it's better to just marry Du Xing back home and forget it.

When Li Kui saw Wu Ming getting angry here, he was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat on his forehead. Although Li Kui was a fool, he was most afraid of Wu Ming.

After all, when Wu Ming subdued him, he was almost hammered to the ground.Even Zhang Shun, Bai Tiao in the waves, almost drowned him in the water.

He was not afraid of Zhang Shun either. For Li Kui, Zhang Shun did not defeat him, and he could not defeat Zhang Shun on land.

Zhang Shun was just taking advantage of the location, but Wu Ming really convinced him.

Whenever he thinks of Wu Ming's iron fist, Li Kui will feel afraid for a while. For a fool like Li Kui, he is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of pain.

In addition, he also admits death, if you beat Li Kui with weapons, Li Kui will still not be convinced, he only recognizes people who beat themselves with fists and kicks.

Li Kui looked at Wu Ming's back and said to himself: I was just joking with Du Xing just now, I hope the boss didn't hear it.

Don't burn your anger on me. I am the third among the seven ugly ones in Liangshan. It will not be enough for them if the boss finishes taking care of them.

If you beat me up again, it won't be worth it.The more Li Kui thought about it, the more frightened he became. His dark face turned pale in an instant.

After Wu Ming reprimanded the two of them, he turned around directly. Originally, he planned to reprimand these generals, telling them not to make a fuss when they had nothing to do.

But when he turned around, he saw Li Kui with a pale face.Wu Ming looked at Li Kui's face and was very satisfied.

This person just can't compare. After watching the two sissies who were extremely unpleasant to his eyes, he saw Li Kui, a brave martial artist.

Wu Ming decided to set a good example for Xuan Zan and Du Xing, but he didn't bother to see those two ugly faces, especially the two who became even uglier after the birth.

He looked at Li Kui, smiled and said: "Look at Li Kui, Li Kui is not bad, he is also the Seven Ugliests of Liangshan, and he is the third one.

Look at what he did. He did it strictly according to my request. I said at the time that he was not only ugly but also dark.

You all heard it, I asked him to whiten it, you see, how pale his face is now, it is very pale.

But he didn't become so sissy like you, and he didn't see him dress up, nor did he wear red and green.

Look at him, he is still dressed in short clothes, with two broad axes pinned to his waist.Is this good? It looks so manly.

For men, being ugly is not a big problem, as long as it is not too ugly to look at, it is fine for women.

What attracts them most is not how beautiful you are, but how manly you are.Especially in Cochin County.

The men there are all dead, and those women who haven't seen men for a long time basically don't care about your appearance.

Of course, there are exceptions that are too ugly to bear. "

After Wu Ming praised Li Kui, he felt something was wrong.He asked the shivering Li Kui: "Are you sick? Tell me if you are sick, and I will allow you to go home and rest."

Li Kui stammered and said: "Boss, I'm fine, I'm not sick." At the same time, he said in his heart: I dare to say that my face turned pale because you scared me.

Your praise really makes it difficult for me. If you turn around and find that my face has turned black again, will you hit me?
I know from your temper that not only will you hit me, but you will also scold me while hitting me. “I’ll make you change your face, I’ll make you change your face.

Why is your face turning black again?I just established a positive image for you on Liangshan, but you have become a black face again.

Are you not giving me face?You made me make such a big joke, where do you want me to put my old face?
No, today I will bruise and swell your face to make you bear a pig's head, but I can't let them see that your face has turned black again. "

I have to say that Li Kui has a rich imagination.The desire to survive is also very strong.

(End of this chapter)