Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 289 Just laugh if you want to!
After Wu Ming reprimanded Mr. Xiaozhong, he turned his face and looked at the Liangshan generals who ran out after him, and said:

"Laugh if you want to laugh.

I am not an unreasonable person, nor a dictator, nor a tyrannical person, don't you feel uncomfortable holding back?

Today, here.I allow you to laugh as much as you want, but after leaving here, I don't want you to talk about what happened today.

Really, one by one, there is no one who can give me peace of mind.If you want to laugh, laugh quickly, don't say I won't give you a chance.

After passing this village, there is no such shop.Give you half an hour to laugh, and then set off after laughing, the goal is Chenggu. "

After finishing speaking, Wu Ming directly turned his back to everyone, Lu Zhishen was the first person who couldn't hold back his smile, and he took the lead in laughing first.

While laughing, he said: "Haha, boss, in fact, it can't be blamed on Mr. Xiaozhong, who made you look so handsome.

Who made you grow a face that can make women jealous to death.Haha, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts, and I have cramp from laughing, let me take a break first. "

The reason why Lu Zhishen said that was because Lu Zhishen also had his own ideas, even though he was following Wu Ming now.

However, no matter what, he, Lu Zhishen, was once the prefect of the old minister.You can't forget your roots in life, and now Mr. Xiaozhong has done something wrong.

Seeing how he had been taken care of by the old Mr. Zhong in the past, he would plead for the little Mr. Zhong no matter what he said.

For the wise and foolish Lu Zhishen, he speaks quite well.As soon as he said this, on the one hand, it showed that Mr. Xiaozhong made an unintentional mistake.

On the other hand, he flattered Wu Ming without leaving any traces.After all, Wu Ming's handsomeness is recognized all over the world.

That is, when ranking the top ten handsome men in Liangshan on Liangshan, Wu Ming was directly eliminated. It's not that Wu Ming is not handsome.

Instead, the person in charge of compiling the rankings said: "The boss is an outlier, his handsomeness is beyond what the world can have.

How can we ordinary people be qualified to be compared with the boss.If the boss is also involved in the ranking.

Then the people at the bottom will not have the face of this leaderboard. "

Lu Zhishen had been with Wu Ming for such a long time, although he couldn't say he had a thorough understanding of Wu Ming's thoughts and habits.

However, if there is [-]%, Lu Zhishen has already figured out [-]% to [-]%.What Lu Zhishen said made Wu Ming feel very happy.

His anger towards Mr. Zhong also subsided, and he didn't look at Mr. Zhong, but looked back at Lu Zhishen and said:
"Don't I know what I look like myself, you don't need to flatter me here, everyone in the world knows how handsome I am.

The facts are there, even if you flatter me or not, my handsomeness will not change, so don't always praise me for being handsome in the future.

Be low-key, you see I am so handsome, did I say it myself, you all said it, right? "

After Wu Ming finished speaking, the Liangshan heroes who were still laughing at first stopped laughing immediately, and they found that they couldn't laugh anymore.

What to do, I can't answer this question, boss, you are a bit too foolish, you actually gave us such a proposition.

Why are you asking us to talk.If we praise you for being handsome, you say that we are not low-key, that we are flattering, and we don't praise you for being handsome.

I am afraid you will say that our eyes are open and blind, and there is a problem with the concept of beauty and ugliness.Don't dare to tell the truth, hey, it's a dilemma, boss, please let me go.

Looking at the heroes of Liangshan who couldn't laugh out loud, Wu Ming knew that this misunderstanding was over and these guys were not fools.

They won't spread this matter around anymore, thinking of this, Wu Ming directly looked at the small Zhongxiang Gongzhong who was lying on the ground pretending to be unconscious, and said:
"Sister Zhong, don't pretend to be unconscious, although I kicked you flying, but how much strength I used.

Am I still unclear?You were fine when I was talking to you just now, but you fell into a coma when my subordinates chased you out?Could it be that you are unresponsive?
What do you want me to say about you, you are such an old man, don't play those children's tricks anymore, okay?If you feel ashamed, you immediately pretend to be unconscious.

I've seen a lot of you.I don't even feel ashamed, you are ashamed, don't forget, the victim is me.

Okay, okay, stop pretending.Stop this matter here, get up quickly, the business is important, let's hurry up and go to Chenggu to have a look. "

After hearing Wu Ming's words, Zhong Shidao, who pretended to be unconscious, was embarrassed to continue pretending, and was seen through by others.

What's the point of pretending, it's boring like this.What's more, my own father is still fighting bloody battles with the Xixia coalition forces in Chenggu City.

And what's the point of lying here and pretending to be dead.

Zhong Shidao got up immediately, patted the dirt on his body, and pretended to be a normal person, and said to Wu Ming:

"Forgive me, the national teacher, someone is reckless. I also ask the national teacher to help our Western Army win this battle regardless of the previous suspicions."

After finishing speaking, Zhong Shidao directly rode his own war horse released by Wu Ming from the storage ring, and headed towards Chenggu with the first horse.

At this time, Chenggu was already in full swing.On the top of Chenggu's city wall, there were soldiers from the Chong Family Army of the Song Dynasty.

And above the sky, I saw flames flying towards the city one by one.The Song army at the head of the city was making great use of bows and crossbows, and there were also catapults in the city throwing stones out of the city.

There was no need for much aiming at all, the densely packed Xixia coalition army under the city, although many fell to the ground, they still moved forward bravely, running at a fast speed.

The old Mr. Zhong looked at the oil pan not far from his eyes. The firewood under the pan was crackling, and the oil in the pan was already boiling hot.

The flames flying in the sky in the distance smashed into the city instantly, causing fires everywhere.Regardless of the arrows that were still pouring in, the Song soldiers carried all kinds of utensils and started to put out the fire.

The old prime minister stood beside the city wall, wrapped in a few wooden shields in front of him, with cold eyes, as if he was familiar with all this.

The Zhong family's army kept firing arrows, and the crossbow did not stop for a moment. Even if someone fell to the ground with an arrow or was thrown into the air by a stone, soldiers would immediately take up their positions and shoot desperately.

The brothers who cultivated the way of teachers led soldiers on the city wall, and when someone climbed over the city wall, they would kill them all.

At a distance of several hundred steps outside the city, countless Xixia coalition troops ran to the bottom of the city wall, followed the ladder, and climbed desperately towards the city wall.

On the top of the city, under the city wall, there were people everywhere. The Xixia coalition army was climbing up the city wall like crazy, but just showed their heads.

They were all killed by the Zhong brothers who were guarding the city.The commander-in-chief of the Xixia Army looked at the Xixia Army that suffered heavy casualties.

Finally feeling a little distressed, he had no choice but to order the troops to withdraw.

(End of this chapter)