Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 292 Fooling the Commander of Xixia!
Chapter 292 Fooling the Commander of Xixia!
After Wu Ming heard the question of Li Dongqing, the commander of Xixia, he couldn't help but think of the same question that he had asked at the earliest time.
As a result, the system was completely down, and the system and itself were almost destroyed at the same time.It is really difficult to answer this question.
No matter how you answer, you will get yourself involved.Wu Ming directly ignored Li Dongqing's painful question.
Looking at him, he said, "Aren't you surprised why a bird can speak human language? I thought you would ask this question."
After listening to Wu Ming's question, Li Dongqing was immediately led into the rhythm. He looked at Wu Ming and asked curiously: "Yes, why can you speak human language.
You are a bird. "Wu Ming watched as Li Dongqing was slowly brought into the rhythm of his conversation.
He activated his invincible fooling skills again, and began to fool Li Dongqing.However, Wu Ming would not be so stupid as to reveal his identity.
It's not that Wu Ming is afraid of Li Dongqing, but that this is the last secret of Wu Ming's transformation, if this transformation image is known to everyone.
From now on, Wu Ming will never think about sneaking out from under the tight protection of himself.Wu Ming looked at Li Dongqing and said:
"I am a divine beast in the sky, the messenger of the son of destiny in the world. There is a well-known figure in the Song Dynasty, you should know who it is?"
After listening to Wu Ming's question, Li Dongqing nodded and said: "Of course I know this, even though I am from Xixia.
But I still know the well-known figures in the Central Plains, and our scouts in the Xixia Kingdom don't eat dry food.
Isn't this person the current emperor of your Song Dynasty, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe? "
After hearing Li Dongqing's words, Wu Ming was so angry that he almost jumped up and beat people with his wings. He really wanted to slap this sand sculpture Li Dongqing to death.
You sand sculpture, what about me?Where did you put me, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe, not what I said, in many remote places.
There are also many people in the Song Dynasty who don't know who the current emperor is, but if you want to mention me, the God of Wealth, everyone knows it, everyone knows it.
But, if you are stupid, there are advantages to being stupid. If you are too shrewd and ambitious, you will not be easy to fool, even if you are limping, you will not be easy to control.
Having figured it out, Wu Ming looked at Li Dongqing with a disdainful expression on his face and said: "Wrong, the well-known figure in the Song Dynasty is not the current emperor.
But the legend is Wu Ming, the God of Wealth descended from the gods, but in fact he is really the descended from the gods, and I am his messenger.
How is it, are you surprised, surprised, happy? "After finishing speaking, Wu Ming waited for a long time, he waited for Li Dongqing's answer.
Who knew that Li Dongqing on the opposite side just looked at him with a blank expression on his face, Wu Ming got angry directly without any expression.
He stared at Li Dongqing, and said in a bad tone: "I said, you can cooperate with me anyway, and you won't die if you show a happy expression.
With your blank expression, do you have facial paralysis?I've been talking here alone for a long time, and you didn't respond at all.
If you do this, I will feel very shameless, do you know? "Li Dongqing came to his senses at this time, and first angrily said to Wu Ming:
"What face do you want for a bird? Don't think that others will give you face because of your big face. I was shocked by the sudden good news just now.
Happiness came too suddenly, Messenger, please go back and send a message to Wu Caishen and his old man, saying that I want to lead my troops to surrender to him.
But my strength does not allow it, except for the confidant eunuch Li Yuanhao of the Xixia Palace restricting me in this barracks.
And the commanders of Tubo and Uyghur have also had a certain impact on my actions. I hope you, my lord, will quickly reply to Wu Caishen and his old man.
Isn't he descended from the gods, isn't he supernatural, as long as he can solve all my troubles.
I will lead my troops to surrender. "
When Wu Ming heard this, he was overjoyed, and said to himself: I haven't fooled you yet, and you are planning to join me. After reading today, you were really anxious by BI.
That's why I made such a wise decision, but since I'm here.Even though you have already planned to surrender to me, I have always come.
If I leave without fooling you, it would be embarrassing. No, I will fool you. After all, the system didn't call me a fool for nothing.
Wu Ming looked at Li Dongqing and said: "I don't need to go back, wise and powerful, the invincible God of Wealth and Martial Arts can tell you are in trouble just by pinching his fingers.
He asked me to give you some advice. Your surname is Li. You should be from the Xixia royal family, right?Wu Caishen asked me to tell you that you must have great ambitions in life.
Li Yuanhao disregarded the life and death of the common people and provoked a war between the two countries without authorization, so he lost the qualification to be emperor.
Among the Xixia royal family, the God of Wealth considers that you are still a talent, brave, kind, and smart, so he intends to support you as the new emperor of Xixia. "
In fact, Wu Ming said in his heart, I think you are stupid, and you are also timid and afraid of death.
People like you are the best to control. I support you to be the puppet prince of Xixia.Let you party members manage your own party members.
If it weren't for the severe shortage of people in the Song Dynasty, and the barren land here in the northwest, I wouldn't do such a thing.
But Li Dongqing didn't know Wu Ming's real plan. After hearing Wu Ming's words, he knelt down and bowed to Wu Ming:
"Thank you very much to Wu Caishen for your attention, and thank you Lord Messenger for bringing me the message. As long as I can become the new emperor of Xixia, I will definitely tie a grass ring to repay the kindness of knowing you.
It's just that this matter is not very easy to handle. I also ask Wu Caishen to send killers to come to assist me and get rid of the three guys who are in the way first.
Then I will lead the army and fight back to the palace.Kill Li Yuanhao, ascend the throne as emperor, and then pay tribute to the Song Dynasty and become a minister.
From generation to generation, the Great Song Dynasty has been regarded as the Celestial Dynasty and will never betray it. "
After hearing Li Dongqing's words, Wu Ming smiled disdainfully, and said in his heart: You have no shit skills, and your ambition is not small.
Do you really want to be the emperor of Xixia? There can only be one emperor in the world today, and that is the emperor of my Song Dynasty.
As for you, at most I will allow you to be a prince, or a puppet prince. You do not have any administrative power, and at best you are a mascot.
After thinking about it, Wu Ming looked at Li Dongqing, and kept looking at him like that. Li Dongqing, who had been watching all the time, panicked.
Only then said: "Don't have such a big murderous intention, everything must be stable, you can't kill Li Yuanhao, he has already been sentenced to life imprisonment.
In this seizure of power, God of Wealth will help you, but he has one requirement for you, that is, no one can die, whether it is a commoner or your royal family.
For Wu Caishen, these are strong labors, do you understand? "
(End of this chapter)
After Wu Ming heard the question of Li Dongqing, the commander of Xixia, he couldn't help but think of the same question that he had asked at the earliest time.
As a result, the system was completely down, and the system and itself were almost destroyed at the same time.It is really difficult to answer this question.
No matter how you answer, you will get yourself involved.Wu Ming directly ignored Li Dongqing's painful question.
Looking at him, he said, "Aren't you surprised why a bird can speak human language? I thought you would ask this question."
After listening to Wu Ming's question, Li Dongqing was immediately led into the rhythm. He looked at Wu Ming and asked curiously: "Yes, why can you speak human language.
You are a bird. "Wu Ming watched as Li Dongqing was slowly brought into the rhythm of his conversation.
He activated his invincible fooling skills again, and began to fool Li Dongqing.However, Wu Ming would not be so stupid as to reveal his identity.
It's not that Wu Ming is afraid of Li Dongqing, but that this is the last secret of Wu Ming's transformation, if this transformation image is known to everyone.
From now on, Wu Ming will never think about sneaking out from under the tight protection of himself.Wu Ming looked at Li Dongqing and said:
"I am a divine beast in the sky, the messenger of the son of destiny in the world. There is a well-known figure in the Song Dynasty, you should know who it is?"
After listening to Wu Ming's question, Li Dongqing nodded and said: "Of course I know this, even though I am from Xixia.
But I still know the well-known figures in the Central Plains, and our scouts in the Xixia Kingdom don't eat dry food.
Isn't this person the current emperor of your Song Dynasty, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe? "
After hearing Li Dongqing's words, Wu Ming was so angry that he almost jumped up and beat people with his wings. He really wanted to slap this sand sculpture Li Dongqing to death.
You sand sculpture, what about me?Where did you put me, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe, not what I said, in many remote places.
There are also many people in the Song Dynasty who don't know who the current emperor is, but if you want to mention me, the God of Wealth, everyone knows it, everyone knows it.
But, if you are stupid, there are advantages to being stupid. If you are too shrewd and ambitious, you will not be easy to fool, even if you are limping, you will not be easy to control.
Having figured it out, Wu Ming looked at Li Dongqing with a disdainful expression on his face and said: "Wrong, the well-known figure in the Song Dynasty is not the current emperor.
But the legend is Wu Ming, the God of Wealth descended from the gods, but in fact he is really the descended from the gods, and I am his messenger.
How is it, are you surprised, surprised, happy? "After finishing speaking, Wu Ming waited for a long time, he waited for Li Dongqing's answer.
Who knew that Li Dongqing on the opposite side just looked at him with a blank expression on his face, Wu Ming got angry directly without any expression.
He stared at Li Dongqing, and said in a bad tone: "I said, you can cooperate with me anyway, and you won't die if you show a happy expression.
With your blank expression, do you have facial paralysis?I've been talking here alone for a long time, and you didn't respond at all.
If you do this, I will feel very shameless, do you know? "Li Dongqing came to his senses at this time, and first angrily said to Wu Ming:
"What face do you want for a bird? Don't think that others will give you face because of your big face. I was shocked by the sudden good news just now.
Happiness came too suddenly, Messenger, please go back and send a message to Wu Caishen and his old man, saying that I want to lead my troops to surrender to him.
But my strength does not allow it, except for the confidant eunuch Li Yuanhao of the Xixia Palace restricting me in this barracks.
And the commanders of Tubo and Uyghur have also had a certain impact on my actions. I hope you, my lord, will quickly reply to Wu Caishen and his old man.
Isn't he descended from the gods, isn't he supernatural, as long as he can solve all my troubles.
I will lead my troops to surrender. "
When Wu Ming heard this, he was overjoyed, and said to himself: I haven't fooled you yet, and you are planning to join me. After reading today, you were really anxious by BI.
That's why I made such a wise decision, but since I'm here.Even though you have already planned to surrender to me, I have always come.
If I leave without fooling you, it would be embarrassing. No, I will fool you. After all, the system didn't call me a fool for nothing.
Wu Ming looked at Li Dongqing and said: "I don't need to go back, wise and powerful, the invincible God of Wealth and Martial Arts can tell you are in trouble just by pinching his fingers.
He asked me to give you some advice. Your surname is Li. You should be from the Xixia royal family, right?Wu Caishen asked me to tell you that you must have great ambitions in life.
Li Yuanhao disregarded the life and death of the common people and provoked a war between the two countries without authorization, so he lost the qualification to be emperor.
Among the Xixia royal family, the God of Wealth considers that you are still a talent, brave, kind, and smart, so he intends to support you as the new emperor of Xixia. "
In fact, Wu Ming said in his heart, I think you are stupid, and you are also timid and afraid of death.
People like you are the best to control. I support you to be the puppet prince of Xixia.Let you party members manage your own party members.
If it weren't for the severe shortage of people in the Song Dynasty, and the barren land here in the northwest, I wouldn't do such a thing.
But Li Dongqing didn't know Wu Ming's real plan. After hearing Wu Ming's words, he knelt down and bowed to Wu Ming:
"Thank you very much to Wu Caishen for your attention, and thank you Lord Messenger for bringing me the message. As long as I can become the new emperor of Xixia, I will definitely tie a grass ring to repay the kindness of knowing you.
It's just that this matter is not very easy to handle. I also ask Wu Caishen to send killers to come to assist me and get rid of the three guys who are in the way first.
Then I will lead the army and fight back to the palace.Kill Li Yuanhao, ascend the throne as emperor, and then pay tribute to the Song Dynasty and become a minister.
From generation to generation, the Great Song Dynasty has been regarded as the Celestial Dynasty and will never betray it. "
After hearing Li Dongqing's words, Wu Ming smiled disdainfully, and said in his heart: You have no shit skills, and your ambition is not small.
Do you really want to be the emperor of Xixia? There can only be one emperor in the world today, and that is the emperor of my Song Dynasty.
As for you, at most I will allow you to be a prince, or a puppet prince. You do not have any administrative power, and at best you are a mascot.
After thinking about it, Wu Ming looked at Li Dongqing, and kept looking at him like that. Li Dongqing, who had been watching all the time, panicked.
Only then said: "Don't have such a big murderous intention, everything must be stable, you can't kill Li Yuanhao, he has already been sentenced to life imprisonment.
In this seizure of power, God of Wealth will help you, but he has one requirement for you, that is, no one can die, whether it is a commoner or your royal family.
For Wu Caishen, these are strong labors, do you understand? "
(End of this chapter)
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