Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 322 Bear boy!
I don't know if the system did it on purpose, every time Wu Ming went to see Zhao Xitong, he was sleeping, which made Wu Ming very speechless.

Wu Ming cursed in his heart, system, you guy, are you a pig? You only eat and sleep all day long, making me run empty every time.

No matter how Wu Ming is complaining, he has no way to argue with the system. Just imagine a newborn baby, who only eats and sleeps.

In addition, Wu Ming didn't want to leave after seeing the baby's appearance while he was sound asleep. After all, Wu Ming still had a lot to say to the system.

He had a lot of questions to ask the system, Wu Ming clearly knew that if the system really wanted to see him, then he would definitely notify him.

But now that the system doesn't care about itself, there must be something wrong, or the system has a good reason.

Just like that, time flies by.It was not until three months later that Wu Ming received a call from Li Shishi, and the little guy Zhao Xitong could speak.

The first sentence of this little guy almost didn't make Song Huizong Zhao Zhe mad. He didn't call him father or mother.

The first sentence he opened his mouth was actually: "Wu Dalang." Now Zhao Zhe is squatting in the corner drawing circles and cursing you.

Hurry up and persuade him, I'm afraid Zhao Zhe will be overwhelmed.

After hearing Li Shishi's anxious words, Wu Ming laughed directly, that's right, Zhao Xitong confirmed that the system is right.

This brat used to be angry with me in all kinds of ways when he was by my side, but now that he's done, he has changed his career to anger his father. This is a veritable cheat.

The system, you are born by Zhao Zhe anyway, can you give Zhao Zhe some face.Scream dad, you won't die.Really.

No, I'd better enter the palace as soon as possible, not only to persuade Zhao Zhe, but also to persuade the system.After thinking about it, Wu Ming didn't talk nonsense.

He immediately transformed into a golden-winged roc and flew towards the palace. The reason why Wu Ming always turned into a golden-winged roc every time he went to the palace.

Instead of entering in human form, this is because Wu Ming is afraid of trouble, and there are too many royal rules, if he enters the palace in human form.

Wu Ming found it troublesome just to report layer by layer, not to mention that there were various inspections and various waiting.

How can it be convenient to become a bird by yourself.As long as the wings flutter, you will go in.

In the palace, Li Shishi was holding his child, Zhao Xitong, and was circling anxiously, and the one following Li Shishi circling around was an angry Zhao Zhe.

It turned out that before Wu Ming arrived at the palace, the overthinking Zhao Zhe stopped drawing circles and went to play with his children again.

Zhao Zhe: "Call me daddy!" Who knew that this brat looked at Zhao Zhe and smiled, and shouted: "Zhao Zhe!" Zhao Zhe didn't give up: "Call me daddy, I'm your daddy!"

Zhao Xitong: "Zhao Zhe, Zhao Zhe, Zhao Zhe!" Zhao Zhe was anxious: "Call me daddy, daddy, daddy!" Zhao Xitong: "Hey! Hey! You're so good."

Hearing that the little brat who was only a little over three months old took advantage of him openly, Zhao Zhe immediately became angry: "You brat, you turned against you.

You see, I can't beat you.It really pissed me off. After finishing speaking, Zhao Zhe raised his hand to slap Zhao Xitong who was still in the cradle.

Li Shishi, who was at the side, looked at everything in front of her and laughed until she fell down, but when she found out that Zhao Zhe was really angry.

When he was about to whip Zhao Xitong, Li Shishi panicked. He pushed Zhao Zhe away, picked up Zhao Xitong and ran away.

And Zhao Zhe followed Li Shishi's ass to catch up. When Wu Ming rushed to the palace, he saw the scene in front of him.

Li Shishi carried Zhao Xitong around the garden, followed by the panting Zhao Zhe.

Zhao Zhe shouted while running: "Little bastard, today I want to kill my relatives righteously, see if I can't beat you to death." Li Shishi laughed while running.

It wasn't until Wu Ming stopped the two that the farce that happened in the imperial garden of the palace ended.When Wu Ming heard the reason for the incident.

Wu Ming almost burst out laughing, he didn't expect that the brat, System, was still as lowly as ever, and he could talk just now.

He started to get angry with his nominal father.What is this called, this is called beating!Wu Ming suppressed his smile, persuaded Zhao Zhe and said:

"Children, you're not sensible, it's better not to hit, you should think like this, you see, it's only been three months since you can speak.

This is a genius, this is the blessing of our Great Song Dynasty. "

After listening to Wu Ming's persuasion, Zhao Zhe still said unrelentingly: "The blessing of the Great Song Dynasty, I think the disaster of the Great Song Dynasty is almost the same.

He is not filial at such a young age. You must know that my Song Dynasty ruled the world with loyalty and filial piety, but as my son, he actually tricked me into calling him Dad.

This is disobedience. Second, I am the emperor and he is a courtier. As a courtier, he teases me like this, which is disloyalty.

For such an unfaithful and unfilial person, I would just strangle him to death while he is still young and before he becomes a scourge. Anyway, I am still young, so at worst I would strangle him to death and give birth to a few more. "

Hearing Zhao Zhe's words, Wu Ming looked at Zhao Zhe, said with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I know what you said is angry.

Is Xitong a child after all? Besides, I'll let you go and strangle him to death. Can you do it?

You two, father and son, don't be angry, Xi Tong, quickly admit your father's mistake, Your Majesty, you should also calm down, this Xi Tong is not an ordinary person.

After all, he is a god who descended into the world, so it's okay to say that he can't accept your mortal etiquette for the time being. "

After listening to Wu Ming's words, half of Zhao Zhe's anger finally dissipated, and Zhao Xitong also giggled and said:
"Father, you don't have any sense of humor. I was joking with you. I can't even take this joke. It's really not funny.

Wu Ming, why do you come to me? I can declare in advance that you can come to me to play, but if you come to me to collect debts.

I don't admit it, I gave you a lot of my little secrets, this time I was at a big loss, and the mother's body really did what you expected.

After he evolved into a (human), he became a lot more stingy, not to mention the rewards he should have given me, but he didn't even give me compensation. "

Wu Ming looked at Zhao Zhe who was bewildered, and said, "Your Majesty, this is a private matter between me and Xi Tong, I wonder if Your Majesty can avoid it for a while.

It's not that I don't trust Your Majesty, but that what we're talking about below is all about the heavens, as the saying goes: Heaven's secrets must not be revealed.

Your Majesty, if you hear something you shouldn't hear, no matter how good our relationship is, I'm ashamed to attack you, I'm afraid you won't be able to escape the punishment of God. "

After hearing Wu Ming's words, Zhao Zhe was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He felt that he was still young and hadn't played enough.

If it was true as what Wu Ming said, he knew the secrets of the heavens unintentionally, was silenced by the gods, and received a lunch box.

That would be no fun, Zhao Zhe thought of this and immediately took Li Shishi's hand and said hello to Wu Ming: "You talk, you talk.

Master, if you don't let Xi Tong'er be held by the imperial master, how can we know the things in heaven? "

(End of this chapter)