Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 360 Divine Machine Military Division?Nervous strategist!
After Lu Junyi finished scolding Zhu Wu, the military commander of Shenji, he also complained in his heart: Everyone said that I was the one who talked the most nonsense on Liangshan.

I admitted this before, but I don't admit it after today. I think that Zhu Wu is compared with me.

He also talked a lot of nonsense, didn't I just slap him, he actually pulled out so much nonsense for me, and wanted to frame me.

He was obviously alive and well, but he said that my slap made him drool stuck in his throat and he was stuck alive.Has anyone cursed themselves like this?

I think it's time for Zhu Wu to change his nickname. From now on, his nickname can no longer be called Shenji Military Division, but it should be called Nervous Military Division.

But when Zhu Wu saw that Lu Junyi was really angry, he became serious. He said to Lu Junyi: "In addition to Lu Yuan, the battle formation formed by the Liao army is called Kunhua Peng formation."

Lu Junyi was puzzled, and asked Zhu Wu with staring eyes: "Zhu Wu, don't fool me, what does it mean to turn a kun into a peng array?
The Kun is the Kun, and the Peng is the Peng. Is it the Kun Formation or the Peng Formation? Did you see me slap you?

Are you deliberately using this battle formation to make me look ugly?Let's just joke around, we don't dare to joke about this business. "

After hearing Lu Junyi's words, Zhu Wu rolled his eyes at Lu Junyi directly, and said with disdain: "What the boss said is absolutely right.

Uneducated, it's terrible.I don't care about that with you anymore, how could I joke with you on major military affairs.

Since you don't understand, since the boss's men haven't arrived yet, we are not in a hurry, so I'll explain it to you.

Let me tell you about the saying that the kun turns into a peng formation. "

After finishing speaking, Zhu Wu shook his head and continued: "There is a fish in the North Sea, its name is Kun, which can transform into a roc and fly ninety thousand miles.

If you look at this battle formation from a distance, it is just a small formation; if you send someone to attack, it will change.

It can become a large formation in one go, so this battle formation is called kunhuapeng.Just like the boss, you can see that he looks like a dog when he is fine.

But when the boss is in a hurry and needs to hurry, he can directly transform into a golden-winged roc, at that time.

The size of the boss is many times larger, and the battle formation in front of you is also the same. There are many soldiers hidden in this battle formation.

When in a static state, these soldiers are all tightly shrunk together, but if you send troops to attack this battle formation.

These soldiers will disperse, and the battle formation will suddenly become larger. What I said is so easy to understand, do you understand now? "

After listening to Zhu Wu's explanation, Lu Junyi looked at Zhu Wu with a smirk on his face, and said, "I understand, not only do I understand this battle formation.

I also learned of a very sad thing that will happen soon.I said military division, do you want to listen to it.

As for how sad this matter can be, it can be said to make the hearer sad and the listener cry.

In short, this matter is not a miserable word to describe.Master Zhu Wu, you read a lot, so think about it now.

How would you describe a person's miserable situation after being beaten? "

After hearing Lu Junyi's words, Zhu Wu felt that he was confused. He looked at Lu Junyi with surprise on his face.

Asked: "Mr. Lu, even if you want to describe it, you should describe a group of people, not a single person. I know what you said.

Do you want to say that the boss is coming soon, and the formation of the Liao soldiers on the opposite side is not enough for General Yang Zaixing and General Gao Chong to sweep away. "

After hearing Zhu Wu's words, Lu Junyi laughed and said: "No, no. Military division, people call you Shenji military division.

But I think you look like a nervous strategist, don't you know that you are about to face disaster?I also learned a very pretentious sentence from Mr. Yunlong Gongsun Sheng.

Pindao calculated, sir, you will be bloody soon!Since you can't think of how to describe how miserable a person is after being beaten.

Then I thought about it a few times. Do you want to listen to it? Don’t refuse in a hurry. I don’t read much, and I struggled with my brain to think about a few things.

Let me tell you, and I hope you will not hesitate to correct me.Listen, the idioms that describe a person who is more miserable after being beaten are:

Horrible, horrific, horrific.How about it, I am amazing, I actually uttered three idioms starting with misery in a row.

Now you can't say I'm uneducated, military advisor. "

Zhu Wu looked at Lu Junyi with a dazed look on his face. He didn't know where he had offended Lu Junyi.

What kind of nerves did this Lu Junyi get out of his mind, he was so angry at himself here, and also, where did he say the wrong thing.

How could catastrophe be imminent immediately? After carefully recalling what he said to Lu Junyi just now, Zhu Wu curled his lips in dissatisfaction.

Seeing Lu Junyi's smug expression, he said very unhappily: "Mr. Lu, you are meaningless. I mean you are uneducated.

You don't need to curse me like this, saying that I am about to face a catastrophe, that I will have a bloody disaster, don't you dare to beat me.

If you hit me for such a trivial matter, when the boss comes later, he will definitely make you look good. "

After hearing Zhu Wu's words, Lu Junyi was not angry, he just looked at Zhu Wu with an idiot's eyes, and said:
"I'm not angry with you either, I said you are a nervous strategist, don't be unhappy, the boss is coming soon, and you don't know where you said the wrong thing.

Your nerves are really big enough, if you think about it carefully, where did you say something wrong, our brothers present can all hear it clearly.

Don't you know, if you can remember what you said wrong now, the boss will come later, and you will be fine if you admit your mistake.

It is better for you to take the initiative to confess your mistakes than to let others pass what you said to the boss's ears.Think about it again, where did you go wrong. "

Zhu Wu looked at Lu Junyi, knowing that there was nothing to be asked from Lu Junyi's mouth, he looked at the generals who were holding back their laughter.

He bowed his hands to everyone, and said: "Brothers, take responsibility, what did I say wrong just now.

Forgive me for being stupid, I really can’t remember it. Please give me some pointers. I will thank you very much afterwards. "

After Zhu Wu finished speaking, Xiao Li Guanghuarong's heart was a little softer, he looked at Zhu Wu and said: "Military Master, you really can't remember.

How did you describe my master just now? You said that our boss is usually a dog. When my master finds out.

You said, will my master beat you to death? "

(End of this chapter)