Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 40 White Lady!
After arguing with Wu Ming for a while, the system said seriously: "Okay, Wuhan University, no more joking. You have triggered and completed the hidden mission --- your reputation has spread far and wide, and the following is your favorite lottery link. Don't you want to draw it?" Or not to smoke?"

Wu Ming: "Wait a minute, I'll finish the matter in front of me first." After finishing speaking, Wu Ming let the fake Wang Ying be released, and told Yan Shun that since he was Yan Shun's brother, then forget about this matter. .

After sending away Yanshun who wanted to repay his favor, Wu Ming said to the system: "As usual, soap, a joke." The system said: "Do you want to pick up soap?" Wu Ming: "System, do you know that you really owe money ?”

System: "You will threaten me, forget it, I can't take a joke, are you not going to draw a lottery or not?" Wu Ming: "What do you mean, why don't I draw a lottery."

System: "Don't forget, the terminal is still evolving. If you draw a lottery, it will still be my private collection. My things are definitely not as good as the terminal."

Wu Ming: "I just want to draw a lottery, not for any other reason. Who told you to mess with me? I just want to make you feel bad and make you bleed." System: "You have to think clearly, after the terminal evolution is complete , the benefits of the lottery will also be upgraded accordingly."

Wu Ming: "It's nothing to think about. After the terminal evolves, it will have human thinking, and maybe it will have selfish thoughts. Who knows if it will lose my lottery."

The helpless system had no choice but to meet Wu Ming's request: wash your face and tell jokes.After everything was ready, Wu Ming said to the system: "Start." After a while, the system's prompt sound came from Wu Ming's mind: "Congratulations, you have won the beauty card. Do you want to conduct a classification draw?"

Wu Ming was puzzled and asked: "Why is there another classified lottery?" The system: "If the terminal gives one of the four beauties at random, don't I have a lot of beauties in my collection, so I can only conduct a classified lottery."

Wu Ming complained: "You are not human, why do you collect so many beauties? Do you still want to open a harem?" The system ignored Wu Ming's complaints and said, "Do you smoke or not? I just don't want to give it to you. .”

Wu Ming: "Shoot, why don't you smoke? I like to see the way you feel sorry for your family but have to bear the pain of cutting off your flesh." After a while, the system's cookie-cutter winning notification sound came from Wu Ming's mind: " Congratulations on winning Bai Suzhen from the beauty card!"

Wu Ming was puzzled: "Bai Suzhen, which Bai Suzhen?" The system whispered in Wu Ming's ear: "Wait once in a thousand years!"

wait a while
wait a thousand years

I have no regrets
who is talking

Love me never changes. . . . . . . . "

As soon as Wu Ming heard the system singing, he almost exploded.The first time I drew a lottery, I drew Su Daji, a beautiful woman from the monster tribe. Well, I can bear it myself. After all, the fox women are smart, and Su Daji is a being who charms all living beings.I can barely accept it.

Why did the snake demon White Snake get drawn again in this lottery?Could it be that he is so miserable that even washing his face can't wash his non-chief face.Wu Ming asked the system: "I'm talking about the system, who are the beauties in your collection, can you tell me?"

System: "What can't be revealed here? I have a lot in my hand. If I don't give it to you, I will starve you to death." Wu Ming: "Even if you want to greed me, let me know who is worthy of my greed."

System: "Listen up, there are nine-headed chick chicken spirit Hu Ximei, jade pipa spirit Wang Nobleman, Guiling Virgin, Golden Spirit Virgin, Golden Light Virgin, Wudang Virgin, Sanxiao, White Bone Demon, Scorpion Demon, Jade Faced Fox, Iron Fan Princess... I've waited too long, I have a collection of all the banshees that have been reported."

Every time the system reported the name of a banshee, Wu Ming's face turned dark, and when the system reported more than a dozen banshee names, Wu Ming's face turned black like Bao Gong.Now Wu Ming is so angry that his seven orifices are full of smoke.

Wu Ming suppressed his anger and asked: "System, are you cheating on me? You replaced the beauty card you agreed with me with a banshee card."

The system proudly said: "Didn't you still ask me just now, I am not a human being, why do I collect so many beauties? Hehe, I am not a human being, and of course I am not a human being. I collect them as pets. You bite them." I."

Wu Ming made up his mind not to get angry with the system, and said in his heart: "Xiaomian, I can bear it, I will ignore you this time, I will remember you, and when you turn into a (human), I will not beat you up." If I become a pig's head, my surname is not Wu."

The system can detect human thoughts, including Wu Ming's, of course. After seeing Wu Ming's thoughts, the system continued: "Your surname is not Wu. Your surname is Wang. Your name is Wang Wuming. You forgot."

Wu Ming was speechless. After thinking about it, he decided not to get angry with the system. The system could make people angry to death if it raised its barbs.So Wu Ming skipped the topic and said, "Can't you? I don't want to be sorry to Hu Dabai. That little fox is sincere to me. I can't hurt her."

The system curled its lips and said, "It's all an excuse. Why didn't you say no during the lottery draw. If you win the lottery, you must accept it, otherwise the consequences will be very serious."

Wu Ming: "How serious are the consequences?" System: "If you don't subdue the randomly drawn character, he will become your opponent. Think about it, how terrifying the white lady is. In order to save Xu Xian Water flooded Jinshan once. Can your base, your guards withstand the impact of the flood?"

When Wu Ming thought about it, it seemed that he really couldn't do it, after all, water and fire are merciless.He asked the system: "What should I do?" The system said: "You idiot, you can't be husband and wife, why can't you accept her as your subordinate? Just a reminder, this white lady also has benefits."

When Wu Ming heard that there were benefits, his eyes lit up immediately. Although the system is not very reliable, the benefits provided by the system have always been good.Wu Ming stared at the system with bright eyes and asked, "What benefits?"

System: "The White Snake has a younger sister named Xiaoqing, you know." Wu Ming loses interest when he hears this, "I don't even want the White Snake, let alone her sister Xiaoqing. The more women there are, the more headaches I have. This What a benefit."

System: "Why are you in a hurry, listen to me before I finish talking." Wu Mingxin said: "Okay, I want to see what you can tell me, Xiaoqing, I don't want it anyway. "

The system continued: "Since ancient times, it has been a nest of snakes and rats. Xiaoqing has a subordinate who is the rat king. All the rats and rats in this Water Margin world are under the jurisdiction of this rat king. Do you understand?"

Wu Ming shook his head and said: "I don't understand, what does this have to do with me." The system said angrily: "I've been telling you for a long time, but I haven't told you whether you will use your brain. Rats are everywhere. Think about it. Thinking about your current power, don’t you feel that something is missing?”

Wu Ming said: "The navy is missing."

The system in Wu Ming's mind jumped up angrily and slammed Wu Ming's forehead fiercely: "Don't mention the navy, the intelligence department, the intelligence department is the most important, don't you understand, mice are everywhere , if you subdue them, you will not only have a naval army but also an intelligence department."

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