Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 492 Ha Michi loses his big nose!
Chapter 492 Ha Michi loses his big nose!
Wanyan Jindanzi was beaten half to death by Yue Yun just because he was distracted on the battlefield, followed by his head dying.
Zhao Xitong looked at the body of Wanyan Jintanzi whose head had been cut off, shook his head and said, "Hey, why bother.
Don't blame me for being cruel to you, but you can only blame you for not wanting to surrender to our Song army, then you will have to be destroyed. "
After asking Niu Gao to dig a hole and bury the body of Wanyan Jinpinzi, the follow-up troops of the Song Army moved here.
At the same time, the army of the Kingdom of Jin also marched here, and Jin Wushu encountered the sonic shock caused by the battle between Wanyan Jindanzi and Yue Yun on the way.
And the [-] cavalrymen who fled back to the camp of the Kingdom of Jin saw the miserable appearance of the [-] cavalrymen, and listened to the stories of those Jin soldiers who fled back.
Jin Wushu was afraid that Wanyan's golden marble would be damaged, so he immediately led his army and hurried towards the place where Yue Yun and Wanyan's golden marble were fighting.
Just after arriving here, Jin Wushu saw that the head slid in Yue Yun's hand was the head of his nephew Wanyan Jindanzi.
Looking at Wanyan Jindanzi's head, Jin Wushu yelled: "My nephew, I was in a hurry, but I didn't think I would be able to save you in time."
After shouting, Jin Wushu spat out a mouthful of old blood, his eyes darkened, and he fell off his horse.After seeing Jin Wushu fall from the horse, military advisor Ha Michi.
He also didn't expect that the death of Wanyan Jindanzi would deal such a big blow to Jin Wushu, and now the coach vomited blood and fell into a coma.
On the other hand, the Song Army was eyeing them covetously. If they forced a war, the Jin Kingdom's army would definitely be defeated. Ha Michi didn't want to be defeated in the first battle.
Ha Michi hurriedly ordered his soldiers to lift up Jin Wushu and ordered the troops to withdraw.The army of the Kingdom of Jin approached the border area for thirty miles.
Because of Wanyan Jindanzi's death in battle, Jin Wushu vomited blood and fell into a coma, so he returned to the place where they started in desperation.
After setting up the camp, under the treatment of the doctor accompanying the army, Jin Wushu woke up slowly. The first sentence of Jin Wushu who had just woken up was:
"My nephew, you died so badly. How do you ask me to explain to my sister and brother. My sister just married you.
She hasn't had a good relationship with you for a few days yet, and you were beaten to death like this, is it easy for my sister?
She is so ugly, only an ugly ghost like you is suitable for her, but you died.What do you want my sister to do?
Where am I going to find another ugly ghost like you to marry my sister.You are not only my brother-in-law.
You are still my brother's child, my sister has no brother-in-law, my brother has no children, my poor brother-in-law and my poor nephew.
I, Wanyan Zongbi, swear here that if I don't avenge you, my name, Wanyan Zongbi, will be read backwards from now on. "
After hearing Jin Wushu's words, Ha Michi on the side subconsciously said: "Wanyan Zongbi read the words backwards.
It should be the end of the show.Haha, it's so fun, it must be over! "
Jin Wushu was in a fit of anger, and after hearing Ha Michi's subconscious words, Jin Wushu almost died of anger.
Without further ado, Jin Wushu pulled out the waist knife on his body, and slashed at Ha Mich's mouth.
Ha Michi was smiling happily when he suddenly felt a flash of cold light, Ha Michi knew something was wrong, subconsciously lowered his head.
Only a sound of "嗖!" was heard, although Jin Wushu's knife did not cut off Ha Michi's lips, but cut off half of Ha Michi's nose with one knife.
Immediately, Ha Michi's face was covered with blood. Ha Michi didn't dare to do anything to Jin Wushu, so he covered his bleeding nose with his hands.
He asked in an angry voice: "Marshal, what do you mean? I, Ha Michi, assisted you tremblingly. There is no credit but hard work.
Why are you so cruel to the general without saying a word? "
After hearing what Ha Michi said, Jin Wushu felt a little regretful when he saw Ha Michi's nose that was still bleeding.
When I was agitated at that time, I didn't think about the consequences, I just thought about it: Ha Michi dared to laugh at himself.
Since his mouth is so cheap, I will use a knife to shave Ha Michi's mouth to pieces, so that Ha Michi will know the fate of talking nonsense.
Originally, Jin Wushu just planned to shave Ha Michi's mouth to pieces, and it wasn't really a big wound, but Jin Wushu never expected it.
Ha Michi actually lowered his head to dodge the knife you gently slashed at his mouth. In this way, it means that Ha Michi took the initiative to hand his nose to the knife in Jin Wushu's hand.
With the sharpness of the precious sword in Jin Wushu's hand, how can Ha Michi keep his nose, if he is wrong, then he must be wrong.
Jin Wushu would not apologize to Ha Mich for accidentally hurting Ha Mich's nose, he threw the precious sword in his hand.
He said to Ha Michi: "You go and bandage it, your nose was cut off today, it's just a small punishment for you.
After losing your nose, you will know what to say and what not to say as a military adviser.
You should be lucky, this time I just cut off your nose, if you dare to talk nonsense next time, I will cut off your head. "
Ha Michi, who was holding his nose, immediately agreed, and immediately withdrew from Jin Wushu's tent, and went to find the military doctor in the army camp to bandage his nose with resentment.
When Ha Michi learned from the doctor accompanying the army that he could not keep his nose completely, and he became a person without a nose in the future.
Ha Michi secretly held a grudge against Jin Wushu, Ha Michi thought to himself: Wanyan Zongbi, Wanyan Zongbi, I will assist you wholeheartedly.
But how did you treat me? Didn't you just kill a nephew or a brother-in-law? Do you need to treat me so cruelly?
If you have the ability, you go to Song Jun for revenge. What is it if you vent your anger on me? Besides, you said it yourself.
If you can't avenge this revenge, you will read Wanyan Zongbi's name backwards, it's not me, Ha Michi, who underestimated you.
In this life, you don't want to avenge this revenge. I'm afraid you will have to read Wanyan Zongbi's name backwards for the rest of your life.
You cut my nose, so I won't be able to give you good advice. Even if you can win a war, I will find a way to make you lose.
I want to avenge my poor nose, I want you to finish Yan Zongbi and call Bi Zong to finish from now on.If I, Ha Michi, can't do this.
I also read the name of Ha Michi backwards.I, Ha Michi, will do what I say, and the performance will always be over, just wait and see.
I, Ha Michi, just because of my poor handsome nose, I, Ha Michi, will have sex with you for the rest of my life.
(End of this chapter)
Wanyan Jindanzi was beaten half to death by Yue Yun just because he was distracted on the battlefield, followed by his head dying.
Zhao Xitong looked at the body of Wanyan Jintanzi whose head had been cut off, shook his head and said, "Hey, why bother.
Don't blame me for being cruel to you, but you can only blame you for not wanting to surrender to our Song army, then you will have to be destroyed. "
After asking Niu Gao to dig a hole and bury the body of Wanyan Jinpinzi, the follow-up troops of the Song Army moved here.
At the same time, the army of the Kingdom of Jin also marched here, and Jin Wushu encountered the sonic shock caused by the battle between Wanyan Jindanzi and Yue Yun on the way.
And the [-] cavalrymen who fled back to the camp of the Kingdom of Jin saw the miserable appearance of the [-] cavalrymen, and listened to the stories of those Jin soldiers who fled back.
Jin Wushu was afraid that Wanyan's golden marble would be damaged, so he immediately led his army and hurried towards the place where Yue Yun and Wanyan's golden marble were fighting.
Just after arriving here, Jin Wushu saw that the head slid in Yue Yun's hand was the head of his nephew Wanyan Jindanzi.
Looking at Wanyan Jindanzi's head, Jin Wushu yelled: "My nephew, I was in a hurry, but I didn't think I would be able to save you in time."
After shouting, Jin Wushu spat out a mouthful of old blood, his eyes darkened, and he fell off his horse.After seeing Jin Wushu fall from the horse, military advisor Ha Michi.
He also didn't expect that the death of Wanyan Jindanzi would deal such a big blow to Jin Wushu, and now the coach vomited blood and fell into a coma.
On the other hand, the Song Army was eyeing them covetously. If they forced a war, the Jin Kingdom's army would definitely be defeated. Ha Michi didn't want to be defeated in the first battle.
Ha Michi hurriedly ordered his soldiers to lift up Jin Wushu and ordered the troops to withdraw.The army of the Kingdom of Jin approached the border area for thirty miles.
Because of Wanyan Jindanzi's death in battle, Jin Wushu vomited blood and fell into a coma, so he returned to the place where they started in desperation.
After setting up the camp, under the treatment of the doctor accompanying the army, Jin Wushu woke up slowly. The first sentence of Jin Wushu who had just woken up was:
"My nephew, you died so badly. How do you ask me to explain to my sister and brother. My sister just married you.
She hasn't had a good relationship with you for a few days yet, and you were beaten to death like this, is it easy for my sister?
She is so ugly, only an ugly ghost like you is suitable for her, but you died.What do you want my sister to do?
Where am I going to find another ugly ghost like you to marry my sister.You are not only my brother-in-law.
You are still my brother's child, my sister has no brother-in-law, my brother has no children, my poor brother-in-law and my poor nephew.
I, Wanyan Zongbi, swear here that if I don't avenge you, my name, Wanyan Zongbi, will be read backwards from now on. "
After hearing Jin Wushu's words, Ha Michi on the side subconsciously said: "Wanyan Zongbi read the words backwards.
It should be the end of the show.Haha, it's so fun, it must be over! "
Jin Wushu was in a fit of anger, and after hearing Ha Michi's subconscious words, Jin Wushu almost died of anger.
Without further ado, Jin Wushu pulled out the waist knife on his body, and slashed at Ha Mich's mouth.
Ha Michi was smiling happily when he suddenly felt a flash of cold light, Ha Michi knew something was wrong, subconsciously lowered his head.
Only a sound of "嗖!" was heard, although Jin Wushu's knife did not cut off Ha Michi's lips, but cut off half of Ha Michi's nose with one knife.
Immediately, Ha Michi's face was covered with blood. Ha Michi didn't dare to do anything to Jin Wushu, so he covered his bleeding nose with his hands.
He asked in an angry voice: "Marshal, what do you mean? I, Ha Michi, assisted you tremblingly. There is no credit but hard work.
Why are you so cruel to the general without saying a word? "
After hearing what Ha Michi said, Jin Wushu felt a little regretful when he saw Ha Michi's nose that was still bleeding.
When I was agitated at that time, I didn't think about the consequences, I just thought about it: Ha Michi dared to laugh at himself.
Since his mouth is so cheap, I will use a knife to shave Ha Michi's mouth to pieces, so that Ha Michi will know the fate of talking nonsense.
Originally, Jin Wushu just planned to shave Ha Michi's mouth to pieces, and it wasn't really a big wound, but Jin Wushu never expected it.
Ha Michi actually lowered his head to dodge the knife you gently slashed at his mouth. In this way, it means that Ha Michi took the initiative to hand his nose to the knife in Jin Wushu's hand.
With the sharpness of the precious sword in Jin Wushu's hand, how can Ha Michi keep his nose, if he is wrong, then he must be wrong.
Jin Wushu would not apologize to Ha Mich for accidentally hurting Ha Mich's nose, he threw the precious sword in his hand.
He said to Ha Michi: "You go and bandage it, your nose was cut off today, it's just a small punishment for you.
After losing your nose, you will know what to say and what not to say as a military adviser.
You should be lucky, this time I just cut off your nose, if you dare to talk nonsense next time, I will cut off your head. "
Ha Michi, who was holding his nose, immediately agreed, and immediately withdrew from Jin Wushu's tent, and went to find the military doctor in the army camp to bandage his nose with resentment.
When Ha Michi learned from the doctor accompanying the army that he could not keep his nose completely, and he became a person without a nose in the future.
Ha Michi secretly held a grudge against Jin Wushu, Ha Michi thought to himself: Wanyan Zongbi, Wanyan Zongbi, I will assist you wholeheartedly.
But how did you treat me? Didn't you just kill a nephew or a brother-in-law? Do you need to treat me so cruelly?
If you have the ability, you go to Song Jun for revenge. What is it if you vent your anger on me? Besides, you said it yourself.
If you can't avenge this revenge, you will read Wanyan Zongbi's name backwards, it's not me, Ha Michi, who underestimated you.
In this life, you don't want to avenge this revenge. I'm afraid you will have to read Wanyan Zongbi's name backwards for the rest of your life.
You cut my nose, so I won't be able to give you good advice. Even if you can win a war, I will find a way to make you lose.
I want to avenge my poor nose, I want you to finish Yan Zongbi and call Bi Zong to finish from now on.If I, Ha Michi, can't do this.
I also read the name of Ha Michi backwards.I, Ha Michi, will do what I say, and the performance will always be over, just wait and see.
I, Ha Michi, just because of my poor handsome nose, I, Ha Michi, will have sex with you for the rest of my life.
(End of this chapter)
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