Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 5 Almost played myself to death!

When Wu Ming caught Wang Po, he thought there was nothing serious for the time being, so he decided to communicate with the system.

After all, he was thrown into the Water Margin world for no reason. Although he and the system both prospered and suffered losses, judging from the rewards given by the system these few times, he always felt that the system was a bit unreliable.

Everything I have depends on my face. If I get something incomprehensible in the lottery one day, I will have no place to cry.

Wu Mingdao: "System, let's come out and talk about fifty cents." System: "The house is always going to be reversed." Wu Ming: "Speaking of human language, which country's bird language do you speak, I can't understand it." System: "Martian text." Wu Ming: "Hankai, okay, I have a question for you." System: "Say."

Wu Ming: "Is there any purpose for you to bring me into this world? I feel that our existence will seriously destroy the existing order of this world. Mr. Shi Naian is afraid that he will crawl out of the coffin to hate me, he The world in the pen will make us unrecognizable. We will not change the history that has happened, will we?"

System: "You don't have to worry about this. History has already happened and will not change. The future is full of uncertainties. As for this world does not belong to the known two-dimensional world, your arrival and the future direction of this place all depend on How do you plan to develop in the future?"

Wu Ming: "If that's the case, get me an invincible mechanical army. Like Transformers or something. You don't need too much, just one hundred and eighty thousand."

The system was so angry that it directly manifested the shape of a person through a three-dimensional projection and appeared in front of Wu Ming. The figure poked Wu Ming's head with his finger and taught him a lesson: "Don't be too greedy. Didn't I tell you? This world Cheats are allowed to exist, but they cannot be too outrageous. Otherwise, the rules of the world cannot bear it, and the world will collapse."

Wu Ming said: "Then, what kind of benefits do I have, and what kind of weapons can I use."

The system said: "I can provide you with all known production methods of non-mass destruction weapons and all advanced civilian technologies. As for whether you can make what you want with the technological level of this world, it is not me. things to worry about."

After hearing this, Wu Ming said: "As expected, I know you guys are unreliable. With the level of technology in this era, I have to experiment N times just to make some glass and sell it for money."

Wu Ming continued: "Your existence is equivalent to a more powerful search engine. Let's talk about it. It will take a lot of time, manpower and material resources for me to make products that are far ahead of this era. And according to the development of the plot, this world will soon The world is going to be in chaos, and time waits for no one. See if you can directly provide me with everything I need."

The system said mercilessly: "This is not something I can solve. Everything is a program set by the terminal. I am only responsible for executing it. Here is a piece of news for you. If you have a certain degree of development in this world, you can Hidden tasks will be triggered, and if you complete the hidden tasks, you will be rewarded by the system and randomly drawn."

Wu Ming asked curiously after hearing this: "What hidden tasks are there?" The system said angrily: "It's been said that it is a hidden task, how could it tell you? All unknown things are triggered and completed by you, and the feeling of being rewarded in the end It will push you to actively explore the world."

After listening to the system's words, Wu Ming fell into silence.A whole day passed, and Wu Ming sat there without eating or drinking, and didn't care about Pan Jinlian and Wang Po who were tied to the bed.

It's just that every time Ximen Qing woke up from the coma, Wu Ming would kick him unconscious again.The two women who were tied to the bed were so frightened that they didn't even dare to tell Wu Ming when they went to the toilet, for fear that Wu Ming, the demon king, would torture them like this.When I couldn't hold back the urge to urinate, I peed all in the crotch.

The system found Wu Ming's anomaly and asked, "Wu Ming, what are you thinking? Don't you smell a smell of urine in the room? Let go of those two women and let them wash it. You don't think it smells bad." I still think it smells bad."

Wu Mingdao: "I'm thinking about life, and I'm also thinking about your existence." System: "I can understand thinking about life, but why think about my existence? What exists is reasonable."

Wu Mingdao: "I've been thinking, what the hell are you?"

After hearing this, the system casually replied: "I am not a thing." After answering, the system fell into an infinite loop: "That's not right. It's not a thing to curse people. It's not right that I am a thing. If I were a thing, I would be cursed." What kind of thing is this? It's not right. It's also a curse. I'm not a human being. It's not right. I'm a human being. It's not right either. I'm obviously not a human being. If I'm not a human being, then I should be a thing. It's wrong again. I'm obviously not a human being. It’s not a thing..."

The system has been immersed in the endless loop of what it is, and suddenly a warning voice comes from Wu Ming's mind: "Warning, warning, a serious unknown error has occurred in the host companion system. Please solve it within an hour, otherwise the system The terminal will format the accompanying system, and the host will also be wiped out."

After hearing the warning, Wu Ming was covered in white sweat from fright. Originally, he was making a joke with the system, but he didn't expect the joke to go too far. The joke made the system stupid. It doesn't matter if the system is stupid, the key is that he will Followed by being obliterated.

It took me less than a day to travel to this world and I had the talent of Druid and Dwarf King. I have such a powerful golden finger and I have not had time to enjoy it, but I will be wiped out in a daze. This is absolutely unbearable.

Thinking of this, Wu Ming didn't care whether the system caught in an endless loop could listen or not and shouted: "You are a system, you are a special living body with independent thinking. Life is very wonderful, don't worry about whether you are Anything, just remember that you are an independent thinking individual."

Wu Ming's words saved the system that was about to be formatted, and also saved himself who was lying on the gun.

The system reacted gratefully and said to Wu Ming: "Although it was your problem that hurt me, but you also saved me. In order to repay everything you have done to me, I decided to increase your authority. I hope you will not If you think of a way to punish me, after all I was obliterated and you will be obliterated as well."

Wu Ming didn't care about the threatening topics behind the system at all. He just grasped the key points of the system's words and asked: "What permissions have been elevated? Be specific."

The system said with a little fear: "Within the scope of my authority, I can supply you with small batches of any advanced civilian and military equipment that transcends this era and does not exist in this time and space."

After speaking, the system was so distressed that it was about to bleed, and it couldn't help thinking: "Why did I have such a second-rate host, and almost played me and him to death, it seems that it will not work without some blood, I hope This time he will be content."

After hearing the words of the system, Wu Ming was very happy, thinking in his heart: "Sure enough, if you survive a catastrophe, you will have a future blessing. My special forces, my tens of millions of net worth, and all my beautiful dreams can be easily realized." Achieved."

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