Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 502 Conquering the golden-eyed camel!
Chapter 502 Conquering the golden-eyed camel!
Gao Chong grabbed the golden-eyed camel that was trying to escape, and told the golden-eyed camel that he fell in love with it.
Gao Chong's mind was relatively simple, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with this sentence, but after Wu Ming, who was behind the Song Army's camp, heard Gao Chong's words.
My heart twitched directly, and I said in my heart: I said Gao Chong, Gao Boss, can I recognize you as the boss, can you think through your brain first when you speak.
Why are you so easily ambiguous about what you said? I am looking for a mount for you, not a partner.
You gave me a crush on you, it's not a human, it's a camel.What do people think when they hear your words.
Are you so hungry, do you want to have such a strong taste?And I have countless beauties under my hands, I can't do without your daughter-in-law.
Not to mention that Wu Ming was thinking wildly there, even if Gao Chong grabbed the reins, the golden-eyed camel who wanted to run away was also slandering Gao Chong.
As a rare prehistoric alien species, the golden-eyed camel is quite psychic. No matter how hard the golden-eyed camel struggles, it can't break free from Gao Chong's hand tightly holding the rein.
The golden-eyed camel secretly scolded Gao Chong in his heart: "Go to muddy the camel, you're a stinky fart, let it go, you, you've taken a fancy to me, and I still can't take a liking to you."
You kept stabbing me with a gun first, if it wasn't for my original master's strict protection, I'm afraid I would have been stabbed to death by you with a gun.
Even though I wasn't stabbed to death by you, the hair on my body fell off a lot, you and his camel.
Do you know that what I am most proud of is not my noble blood, but that I don't have a mottled hair on my body.
I take good care of my hair, but who knew you would prick it off with a gun today?Although it is not impossible to grow it in the future.
But now I'm like a bald chicken, and I don't want to lose face.Did you know that the hair on our camels is as important as the clothes on your humans.
You pricked a lot of my hair with a gun in public, just like you tore my clothes in public.
Don't you know how to worry about my feelings? Whoever said that animals have no one to QUAN!We animals are also the creatures of this world, okay?
We animals also have the right to live, and we also need to be taken seriously.
I won't talk about these things, you even killed my old master in front of me, you want me to be with you, you think it's so beautiful.
As the saying goes, a good horse does not have two masters. Horses know how to write the word loyalty. As a good camel, I will not give you a mount.
Let me go, you fucking camel, if you don't let go, I'll bite you!
Just do it when you think about it, the golden-eyed camel saw that no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't break free from Gao Chong's control, so he straightened his head.
Opening its mouth wide, it gnawed towards Gao Chong's face, the golden-eyed camel thought: I can gnaw at least half of your face off with this one bite.
Even if I can't bite you to death, I'll make you disfigured, and I'll make you ashamed to come out to see people in the future.
The golden-eyed camel thought it was beautiful, but the golden-eyed camel forgot that Gao Chong was a legendary fighter.
How could he be bitten by himself? Gao Chong held the reins of the golden-eyed camel tightly with one hand, and held his spear in the other.
When he was about to pull the golden-eyed camel into the camp of the Song army, he found a big camel's face approaching his own.
The camel's big face came close to his own, not to show friendliness, but to open its big mouth to bite him. Gao Chong looked at the big mouth of the golden-eyed camel.
Xin said: I'll go, this guy actually wants to bite me. I only heard that rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, but I didn't expect that this camel would bite people when it was in a hurry.
My face is not as thick as Wu Shuai's. If I don't slap you, let you bite me on the face.
At least half a catty of my flesh should be bitten off.If I don't convince you once today, I think you will give me another moth in the future.
If I don't convince you now, it will be a terrible thing if you give me a moth on the battlefield in the future.
Since the boss has said that you are a wild alien, then, I think I will hit you with [-]% of my strength, and I shouldn't be able to kill you.
If I beat you to death with [-]% of my strength, then you will be sorry for the blood of the wild alien species in your body. If you want an ordinary mount, it is better not to have a mount.
After thinking of this, Gao Chong had no intention of being merciful at all, and the hand that was holding the rein of the golden-eyed camel was still tightly grasped.
And the other hand that was holding his long spear loosened, first let the long spear in his hand fall to the ground, and then waved the big palm of the fan.
With a sudden slap, he came over and slapped the big face of the golden-eyed camel. How powerful Gao Chong was, he was the one who threw the iron block as a toy.
Although the golden-eyed camel was a foreign species, it could not withstand the force of Gao Chong's slap. Gao Chong slapped the golden-eyed camel on the face.
The golden-eyed camel felt as if its head had been hit hard by a mammoth, and let out a scream.
When the neck was tilted, one head fell to the ground, and the golden-eyed camel lying on the ground was so painful that tears and snot flowed out together.
The golden-eyed camel became more honest after being beaten. The golden-eyed camel lying on the ground twitched in pain.
While weeping, the golden-eyed camel thought: Fuck his camel's good horse, it doesn't matter, my other camel's is a camel.
I'm not a horse, I don't care if he's loyal or not, if I'm loyal I'll be beaten, the point is that this guy really hurts his camel when he beats a camel.
It hurts the camel to death. When I meet such a stupid person, can I accept it? This person really doesn’t know how to feel sorry for the camel.
I will not lose a camel if I serve such a person as a mount. Whoever says I lose a camel, whoever you ask to try it, means that I have the blood of the prehistoric.
If other camels were hit like this, they would be beaten to death on the spot.A good camel does not suffer immediate losses.
I can't beat him again and again, so I'll obediently use him as a mount. Anyway, as a camel, whoever rides it is not a ride.
After thinking of this, the golden-eyed camel immediately expressed its intention of surrender to Gao Chong, enduring the severe pain, and walked up to Gao Chong.
Kneeling down in front of Gao Chong, looking at Gao Chong pitifully with his eyes, Gao Chong can tell from the performance of this golden-eyed camel.
The golden-eyed camel in front of him is smarter and more human.Gao Chong touched the golden-eyed camel's head and said:
"You're a bitch, you won't accept it without hitting you, right? Don't worry, as long as you are obedient in the future.
For a prehistoric alien like you, I'm reluctant to hit you, as long as you take good care of me as a mount.
I don’t dare to say anything else. From now on, fresh Haloxylon, Populus euphratica, Shaguai jujube, cactus and other foods will be indispensable to me. "
(End of this chapter)
Gao Chong grabbed the golden-eyed camel that was trying to escape, and told the golden-eyed camel that he fell in love with it.
Gao Chong's mind was relatively simple, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with this sentence, but after Wu Ming, who was behind the Song Army's camp, heard Gao Chong's words.
My heart twitched directly, and I said in my heart: I said Gao Chong, Gao Boss, can I recognize you as the boss, can you think through your brain first when you speak.
Why are you so easily ambiguous about what you said? I am looking for a mount for you, not a partner.
You gave me a crush on you, it's not a human, it's a camel.What do people think when they hear your words.
Are you so hungry, do you want to have such a strong taste?And I have countless beauties under my hands, I can't do without your daughter-in-law.
Not to mention that Wu Ming was thinking wildly there, even if Gao Chong grabbed the reins, the golden-eyed camel who wanted to run away was also slandering Gao Chong.
As a rare prehistoric alien species, the golden-eyed camel is quite psychic. No matter how hard the golden-eyed camel struggles, it can't break free from Gao Chong's hand tightly holding the rein.
The golden-eyed camel secretly scolded Gao Chong in his heart: "Go to muddy the camel, you're a stinky fart, let it go, you, you've taken a fancy to me, and I still can't take a liking to you."
You kept stabbing me with a gun first, if it wasn't for my original master's strict protection, I'm afraid I would have been stabbed to death by you with a gun.
Even though I wasn't stabbed to death by you, the hair on my body fell off a lot, you and his camel.
Do you know that what I am most proud of is not my noble blood, but that I don't have a mottled hair on my body.
I take good care of my hair, but who knew you would prick it off with a gun today?Although it is not impossible to grow it in the future.
But now I'm like a bald chicken, and I don't want to lose face.Did you know that the hair on our camels is as important as the clothes on your humans.
You pricked a lot of my hair with a gun in public, just like you tore my clothes in public.
Don't you know how to worry about my feelings? Whoever said that animals have no one to QUAN!We animals are also the creatures of this world, okay?
We animals also have the right to live, and we also need to be taken seriously.
I won't talk about these things, you even killed my old master in front of me, you want me to be with you, you think it's so beautiful.
As the saying goes, a good horse does not have two masters. Horses know how to write the word loyalty. As a good camel, I will not give you a mount.
Let me go, you fucking camel, if you don't let go, I'll bite you!
Just do it when you think about it, the golden-eyed camel saw that no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't break free from Gao Chong's control, so he straightened his head.
Opening its mouth wide, it gnawed towards Gao Chong's face, the golden-eyed camel thought: I can gnaw at least half of your face off with this one bite.
Even if I can't bite you to death, I'll make you disfigured, and I'll make you ashamed to come out to see people in the future.
The golden-eyed camel thought it was beautiful, but the golden-eyed camel forgot that Gao Chong was a legendary fighter.
How could he be bitten by himself? Gao Chong held the reins of the golden-eyed camel tightly with one hand, and held his spear in the other.
When he was about to pull the golden-eyed camel into the camp of the Song army, he found a big camel's face approaching his own.
The camel's big face came close to his own, not to show friendliness, but to open its big mouth to bite him. Gao Chong looked at the big mouth of the golden-eyed camel.
Xin said: I'll go, this guy actually wants to bite me. I only heard that rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, but I didn't expect that this camel would bite people when it was in a hurry.
My face is not as thick as Wu Shuai's. If I don't slap you, let you bite me on the face.
At least half a catty of my flesh should be bitten off.If I don't convince you once today, I think you will give me another moth in the future.
If I don't convince you now, it will be a terrible thing if you give me a moth on the battlefield in the future.
Since the boss has said that you are a wild alien, then, I think I will hit you with [-]% of my strength, and I shouldn't be able to kill you.
If I beat you to death with [-]% of my strength, then you will be sorry for the blood of the wild alien species in your body. If you want an ordinary mount, it is better not to have a mount.
After thinking of this, Gao Chong had no intention of being merciful at all, and the hand that was holding the rein of the golden-eyed camel was still tightly grasped.
And the other hand that was holding his long spear loosened, first let the long spear in his hand fall to the ground, and then waved the big palm of the fan.
With a sudden slap, he came over and slapped the big face of the golden-eyed camel. How powerful Gao Chong was, he was the one who threw the iron block as a toy.
Although the golden-eyed camel was a foreign species, it could not withstand the force of Gao Chong's slap. Gao Chong slapped the golden-eyed camel on the face.
The golden-eyed camel felt as if its head had been hit hard by a mammoth, and let out a scream.
When the neck was tilted, one head fell to the ground, and the golden-eyed camel lying on the ground was so painful that tears and snot flowed out together.
The golden-eyed camel became more honest after being beaten. The golden-eyed camel lying on the ground twitched in pain.
While weeping, the golden-eyed camel thought: Fuck his camel's good horse, it doesn't matter, my other camel's is a camel.
I'm not a horse, I don't care if he's loyal or not, if I'm loyal I'll be beaten, the point is that this guy really hurts his camel when he beats a camel.
It hurts the camel to death. When I meet such a stupid person, can I accept it? This person really doesn’t know how to feel sorry for the camel.
I will not lose a camel if I serve such a person as a mount. Whoever says I lose a camel, whoever you ask to try it, means that I have the blood of the prehistoric.
If other camels were hit like this, they would be beaten to death on the spot.A good camel does not suffer immediate losses.
I can't beat him again and again, so I'll obediently use him as a mount. Anyway, as a camel, whoever rides it is not a ride.
After thinking of this, the golden-eyed camel immediately expressed its intention of surrender to Gao Chong, enduring the severe pain, and walked up to Gao Chong.
Kneeling down in front of Gao Chong, looking at Gao Chong pitifully with his eyes, Gao Chong can tell from the performance of this golden-eyed camel.
The golden-eyed camel in front of him is smarter and more human.Gao Chong touched the golden-eyed camel's head and said:
"You're a bitch, you won't accept it without hitting you, right? Don't worry, as long as you are obedient in the future.
For a prehistoric alien like you, I'm reluctant to hit you, as long as you take good care of me as a mount.
I don’t dare to say anything else. From now on, fresh Haloxylon, Populus euphratica, Shaguai jujube, cactus and other foods will be indispensable to me. "
(End of this chapter)
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