Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 505 Chapter [-] Ha Michi's excuse!

Ha Michi was thinking about how to avoid traces, when he quietly sent Wu Ming the news that Lian'er was going to sneak attack Gao Chong at night.

But he didn't know that there were hundreds of mice around the Jin Army's camp, monitoring every move of all the generals of the Jin Army around the clock.

Rats are the most common animals. No one in the Jin army, from the commander Jin Wushu to ordinary soldiers, suspected that these rats were abnormal.

Lian'er Xinshan had already obtained the information that Wu Ming was about to sneak into the Song Army's camp to attack Gao Chong at night, and it was only then that Ha Michi figured out how to pass on the information.

In order to pass on this information, Ha Michi decided to do his best, and Ha Michi walked up to Jin Wushu.

Clasping his fists, he said to Jin Wushu: "Generalissimo, the Song army has won consecutive battles, I think they will be proud, I think.

Tonight we can cooperate with Lian'er's kind-hearted actions and rob the Song army again.Let's attack first.

After our attack is launched, there will definitely be some chaos in the Song Army camp, and then General Lian'er Xinshan will take advantage of the chaos to sneak into Song Army General Gao Chong's camp.

When we robbed the camp, Gao Chong, as the general of the Song Army, would definitely lead the army to fight us.I think after a long fight.

Gao Chong will definitely feel tired, and when the tired Gao Chong returns to his tent, General Lian'er, who is secretly lurking in Gao Chong's tent waiting for work, will be able to win with one blow.

He successfully killed Gao Chong and avenged the unjust deaths of the legendary generals of our Kingdom of Jin.This is just one of the benefits.

The second advantage is: if we sneak attack the Song Army camp at night, if the Song Army camp is thrown into chaos by the soldiers and horses of our Dajin Kingdom.

We can take advantage of the situation from robbing the camp to a strong attack, and defeat the Song army in one fell swoop, so we don't have to fight this battle. "

After hearing Ha Michi's plan, Jin Wushu was very happy, he laughed proudly and said: "Ha Michi, Ha Michi.

With you assisting me, why can't I break this Yue Family Army?Hahaha, Song Jun always thinks that we Jinren are reckless men without strategies.

They are uncivilized barbarians, but tonight, I will make them suffer a big loss because they despise us. "

Ha Mich looked at Jin Wushu with a constipated expression on his face. After Jin Wushu finished laughing, he saw Ha Mich's very ugly expression.

Feeling very strange, he asked with concern: "Military Master, what's wrong with you, why do you have such a strange expression?"

After hearing Jin Wushu's question, Ha Michi frowned, covered his stomach and said: "Generalissimo, I seem to have eaten my stomach.

You first arrange for the soldiers to prepare for the night's plan to rob the camp, and I will find a place to excrete the filth in my stomach. "

Ha Michi's rhetoric was very rigorous, because in the Jin army at that time, there was no toilet at all, and the soldiers needed to solve any problems.

Those who are more particular should find a place where no one is paying attention, and those who are not particular can just squat in place and solve the problem.

Jin Wushu looked at Ha Michi who was frowning, and said very roughly: "You scholars just have a lot of shit, so let's talk about shit.

You said so elegantly, hurry up, you're a lazy donkey, so I can't praise you, I just praised you for offering me a clever plan.

You just drop the chain for me, you hurry up, go far away, don't let me smell your stench, if you let me smell your stench.

I will let you pull it out for me, and eat it in again. "

After listening to Jin Wushu's words, although Hamichi was not angry with Jin Wushu for treating him like this, important matters were important.

Ha Michi didn't bother to argue so much with Jin Wushu any more, another point was that even Ha Michi and Jin Wushu were fussy.

What can he do with Jin Wushu? In terms of bravery, he can't beat Jin Wushu in a fight. In terms of official position, Jin Wushu is still his immediate superior.

No matter how bad Jin Wushu said to him, he could only endure it.

Ha Michi, clutching his belly, trotted all the way, and quickly ran out of the range of the Jin Army's barracks. Jin Wushu watched Ha Michi quickly ran out of the barracks.

Jin Wushu was still laughing, and said to the soldiers around him with a smile: "Look at that coward of the military division, I just want to scare the military division casually.

Look at what you did to scare the military advisor. He actually ran so far away. I really doubt he would be too late.

After a while, I pulled the stool onto my pants, hahaha! "

As Jin Wushu laughed, the soldiers around Jin Wushu also laughed together.As for whether Jin Wushu would doubt Ha Michi.

That is simply impossible, because Jin Wushu knew that this war between Song and Jin was no ordinary war.

If the Kingdom of Jin wins the battle, everything is fine, but if the Kingdom of Jin loses, then for the Kingdom of Jin.

It would be a disaster to destroy the country. Jin Wushu believed that how could Hamimi, a Jin national, risk being exterminated.

Going to collude with the State of Song, if the State of Jin is still there, Ha Michi is still the military advisor of the army of the State of Jin, if the State of Jin is dead.

Then Ha Michi is a lowly status slave.But what Jin Wushu never thought of was this.

Jin Wushu ignored how crazy a person would do when he was blinded by hatred.Especially Ha Michi was tempted by Wu Ming.

For Ha Michi, as long as he hugs the golden thigh like Wu Caishen, his handsome nose can be restored.

Even if the Kingdom of Jin perishes, he has defected to Wu Ming, and he is already a member of the Great Song Dynasty. Does it have anything to do with him that the Kingdom of Jin survives?

Ha Michi, who was holding his stomach and waist, trotted all the way. After he ran out of Jin Wushu's sight, he immediately ran towards the Song Army barracks.

Anyway, the distance between the Song Army's barracks and the Jin Army's barracks was not too far. If his speed was fast enough, he could definitely be before Jin Wushu doubted himself.

Pass the information to the Song Army, and there is still time to run back to Jin Wushu and continue to be an undercover agent in the Jin Army.

As for Jin Wushu, you have to ask yourself why it takes so long to defecate, why the person who defecates is sweating profusely and panting.

Such questions are very easy to answer. At that time, Ha Michi only needs to answer: I ate bad food and kept having diarrhea.

As soon as the pants are pulled up, I want to urinate again. The hero can't stand the three bubbles. What's wrong with pulling it for a long time?
In addition, it is easier to explain why I was sweating profusely and panting, because I was exhausted by being pulled.

(End of this chapter)