Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 508 Ha Mi Chi Feitian!
Ha Michi was very happy when he heard that Wu Ming promised himself a fat vacancy in Zhizhou.Wu Ming looked at Ha Michi who was kneeling in front of him with a charming smile.

He waved his hand and said to Ha Michi: "Okay, the matter is settled like this, you can go back if you have nothing else to do.

I think you have been delayed for a long time, in order to prevent you from being suspected by Jin Wushu, I will still give you a ride. "

When Ha Michi heard that the God of Wealth was going to send him off in person, he panicked and turned pale. Ha Michi said in his heart: If you send me back.

Didn't it just expose the fact that I'm your subordinate? When you made a big fuss about the Golden Palace of the Kingdom of Jin, none of the generals of the Kingdom of Jin had seen you.

If you show up this time, there is no need to fight this battle, and I'm afraid everyone will run away scared by you.Although Ha Michi thought so in his heart.

But Ha Michi didn't dare to say that, Ha Michi knew that if he really dared to say that.

It is very likely that Wu Caishen will be angered. If he rejects Wu Caishen, what will Wu Caishen think, okay, you hamichi.

You just said you would do whatever I asked you to do, and now I just offered to give you a ride, but you rejected my offer.

You are so ignorant of flattery, since you are so ignorant of flattery, then you don't even consider the post of magistrate I promised you.

After Hamichi thought of this, he immediately gave Wu Ming a fist and said, "I don't dare to trouble the master to see you off. I'm scared."

After hearing what Hami Chi said, Wu Ming laughed loudly and said: "It's okay, it's not a big deal, I'm just helping you.

You do get scared, I don't know if you have a fear of heights, but if you do, you get over it yourself.

Now time is tight, and I can't care so much. "

After saying that, Wu Ming took a step directly towards Hamichi, then reached out and grabbed Hamichi's collar.

He raised his hand and waved, only to hear a "whoosh!", Hamichi was thrown away by Wu Ming. Hamichi, who was flying in mid-air, was so frightened by this sudden move that his face turned pale.

Ha Michi originally thought that the God of Wealth was going to walk him back to the camp, but who knew that the God of Wealth would use such a method to send him back to the camp.

Although Hamichi knew very well that Wu Caishen would not let him fall to death no matter what, this was the way to return.

No matter who it is placed on, no one will be able to bear it. Ha Mi Chi, who was flying in mid-air, was terrified and kept screaming as he flew.

In the Golden Army camp, a patrolling group of Golden Army soldiers all stopped in unison. The squad leader of this patrolling soldier looked around suspiciously.

Seeing the empty ground all around except for their patrol team, he asked his soldiers uncertainly:

"I seem to have heard the cry of a pig just now, did you hear that?" The soldiers nodded at the same time and said, "The captain heard correctly.

We also heard the sound of pigs braying, but we are in an army camp here, how could there be wild boars?

I thought it was me who had auditory hallucinations just now, but you also heard the voice, Captain, which means we heard it right.

There was indeed a pig squealing just now, but the sound was rather strange. It sounded like the pig squealing was coming from above.

It was as if a pig flew overhead. "

After listening to what the soldiers said, the squad leader reached out and wiped the saliva that inadvertently flowed from the corner of his mouth, and said:

"Nonsense, there are pigs that can fly in the sky. It's probably because you and others have failed to listen. Since there are pigs squealing, we can't rule out that there are wild boars nearby.

It is said that we have been with the army for so many days, and our daily rations are corn and rice, not even a leaf of green vegetables.

Not to mention the oil and water, there happened to be wild boars nearby, how about we go catch that wild boar and beat it for tooth sacrifice. "

After hearing what the team leader said, all the soldiers in this group nodded like chickens eating rice.

One of the soldiers, Jin Bing, who thought he had a better relationship with the squad leader, complained: "Yes, Captain.

Those generals had no shortage of beef and mutton all day long. They ate large pieces of meat one by one, but it made us, the most basic soldiers, miserable.

Just let us eat some corn, not even a bit of meat. I heard that according to the standard ration, there should be two slices of meat in our meal.

But that damned quartermaster is Wanyan Zongbi's distant relative, and relying on Wanyan Zongbi's protection, he insisted on stealing money from our brother's meals.

If we brothers don't eat well, we don't have the strength to fight the enemy. I don't think there is any need to continue patrolling.

Anyway, Song Junwu Caishen cherished his soldiers. When fighting, it was the generals who competed in martial arts, and basically nothing happened to us little soldiers.

Song Jun won't kill them, so let's catch wild boars.After all, the sky and the earth are big, and eating is the biggest.As long as we don't stray too far from our patrol routes.

Even if the generals saw us leaving our posts without permission, they probably wouldn't say anything. "After Sergeant Jin finished speaking.

The squad leader of the Jin Army nodded without hesitation, and said: "Your boy is right, let's go, let's catch wild boars.

It doesn't matter much if our general finds out that we've strayed from the patrol line, as long as we can catch the wild boar.

When the time comes to offer our general two wild boar legs, this matter will definitely be suppressed by our general.

After all, our general is only a partial general, and he has not been able to reach the level of eating meat, presumably these days.

His mouth, like ours, also has a birdy smell. "

The pig noises heard by this small group of Jin Army patrol soldiers were not really wild boars here. The pig noises were the screams made by Hami Chifei unintentionally when he was frightened in mid-air.

It was also thanks to the captain of the patrol team not believing that there could be any pigs flying in the sky, so he didn't look up at the sky.

Otherwise, they will definitely see: What is flying in the sky?Birds or clouds.In fact, it is nothing.

That was the strange sight of military advisor Hamichi.The Jinbing patrol team chased in the direction of the sound.

After all, they were walking, so how could they be faster than Hamichi flying in the sky?Just after Hamichi landed.

Hami Chi, who originally had no desire to relieve himself at all, was frightened by such a thrilling flight, and was so frightened that he felt the urge to relieve himself.Wait until Hamichi found out that he had landed safely.

Immediately unbuttoned his pants YAODAI, and was about to release the yellow and white thing that was frightened out of him in mid-air.When Ha Michi just squatted down.

The group of golden soldiers who followed the pig's braying along the way also chased after them.

(End of this chapter)