Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 510 Lies!
Chapter 510 Lies!
Knowing that he had caused a catastrophe, Captain Jin Bing, who was holding a bow and arrow in a daze, didn't particularly blame himself when he heard Ha Michi's words.
He immediately ran towards the camp without looking back, shouting loudly as he ran:
"Medical officer, medical officer, come out and save people! The military division has been shot!"
In the commander's tent, Jin Wushu and a group of generals were arranging the task of sneak attack on the Song army's camp at night. Jin Wushu had been wondering for such a long time.
Hamichi said that he had a stomachache. He went to defecate, but why did he defecate all at once? It took so long and he still hasn’t come back. He couldn’t help but joke about Hamichi:
"This Ha Michi is too outrageous. Our army is going to attack the Song army camp at night. I need to hear his opinion on how to arrange it.
He can't finish solving his own problems by squatting there. Could it be that Ha Michi is eating cotton and pulling the thread there! "
As soon as Jin Wushu's words fell, the rough and bold generals of the Kingdom of Jin in the camp let out bursts of laughter.
Just when the generals of the Jin army were laughing happily, they heard the nervous cry of the small captain outside.
What?The military division hit the arrow!What does SAOCAO do?Why is this Ha Michi so gao that he can get hit by an arrow even if he poops?
This was the thought of all the generals of the Golden Army in the commander's account, after Jin Wushu heard the shout of the small leader of the Golden Army.
He also found it very strange, Jin Wushu thought: If it is on the battlefield where the two armies are fighting, it is very possible for Ha Michi to be hit by the arrow.
But isn't Ha Michi just shitting outside the camp, how could he be hit by an arrow?Could it be Ha Michi who is greedy for life and afraid of death.
He didn't want to participate in the night attack on the Song army's camp, so he shot himself an arrow in order to escape the night's melee.
If this is the case, even if Hamichi is a military advisor, in order to maintain strict military discipline, Hamichi will not be allowed to stay with him.
After thinking of this, Jin Wushu frowned and said to the generals in the handsome tent: "Let's go and have a look."
In Jin Wushu's heart, he had already made up his mind, if things really turned out as he had guessed, even after killing Ha Michi.
There is no military advisor in his own army anymore, so he can't get used to Ha Michi's faults, and he will cut Ha Michi for everything to deter those who have the same idea.
Leading his generals, Jin Wushu and others came to the place where Hamichi was hit by the arrow. When Jin Wushu and the others saw Hamichi sticking his butt high.
While lying on the ground in CAO, Jin Wushu couldn't help but laugh. He had never seen Hamichi look so miserable.
I saw Ha Michi laying there on his stomach, and there was a feathered arrow on his buttocks, fluttering in the wind.The military medical officer who came with Jin Wushu first took a look at Jin Wushu.
When he saw that Jin Wushu nodded in agreement, he immediately ran to Ha Michi, and first found a wooden stick for Ha Mich to bite in his mouth.
Then he stretched out his hand suddenly, and pulled out the arrow from Ha Michi's buttocks.When the leader of the Jinbing squad went to report the letter.
Ha Michi originally wanted these soldiers who stayed here to pull out the feather arrow from his buttocks for him, and bandage the wound for him by the way.
But these soldiers knew that their squad leader was a rather ruthless person, and the feather arrows carried by their squad leader were not ordinary feather arrows.
That is the most insidious Spike Arrow. The arrowhead of this Spike Arrow is densely polished and has many barbs.
If the arrow is drawn out without sufficient preparation, the barb on the tip of the arrow will bring down a large piece of flesh and blood.
Therefore, every time someone is hit by such an arrow, if he wants to pull out the arrow, he must have a professional doctor watching by him.
When the spiked arrow is pulled out, medicine must be applied to the wound immediately to stop the bleeding.Only in this way can the person shot by the arrow be prevented from dying from wound infection or excessive bleeding.
After knowing that he was hit by the Spike Arrow, although Ha Michi knew that if he did this, he would definitely be ashamed and thrown home.
With such a big incident as the military division's arrow shot, Ha Michi didn't believe that Jin Wushu, who is the commander of the first army, would not know about it.
When the doctor came, Jin Wushu would definitely come with the doctor, so that Jin Wushu, his own enemy, could see the embarrassment of being shot in the buttocks.
That was such a distressing thing, but it had already happened, and Ha Michi knew that he couldn't escape it.
Hamichi had no choice but to ask the soldiers who stayed here to clean themselves up, and then he lay there with his butt stuck out and waited for the arrival of the military doctor.
Seeing Ha Michi's miserable but very happy smile, Jin Wushu suppressed his smile and asked Ha Michi, "Military Master, why did you become like this?"
Ha Michi endured the great pain, and replied weakly: "I don't know what happened, so I just squatted there to defecate.
Who knew that a feather arrow flew over, this time I was purely suffering from an innocent disaster. "Jin Wushu saw that Ha Michi was hit by a PI stock.
He knew that Ha Michi was attacked this time, even if he asked Ha Michi himself, Ha Michi couldn't tell the reason.
As long as Ha Michi is not trying to avoid the night attack at night, he can shoot himself an arrow.Looking back, Jin Wushu began to ask the small captain of the Jinbing patrol team again:
"Tell me, what's going on?" The Jin Bing squad leader didn't dare to tell Jin Wushu that they were greedy.
Leaving the patrol site to fight wild boars, in that case, not only him, but also these brothers under him and their families.
I'm afraid he won't be able to escape the fate of being beheaded.Anyway, I haven't admitted my mistake to Hamichi yet, I just want to bite him to death.
If he didn't tell the real reason why he hurt Ha Michi with the arrow SHE, it must be that the more than 20 brothers under him were trying to save their lives.
He won't be so stupid as to jump out and expose his own lies.After thinking of this, the leader of the Jin Army first saluted Jin Wushu.
Then he said: "Reporting to Generalissimo, when my brothers and I were patrolling, we heard unusual movements from afar.
Because this place is outside our army's camp, we doubted whether the Song army scouts from the opposite side came to inquire about our army's military situation.
Because it was getting late and the wild grass here was too lush, we couldn’t see clearly what was there.
So I tentatively shot an arrow here, but who knows, the one who made the noise here was Master Ha Michi, the military advisor.
The barracks are so big, and the villain didn't know that Master Ha Michi would come here to defecate, and he asked the Generalissimo to forgive him. "
After listening to the team leader's explanation, Jin Wushu secretly sighed in his heart: This Ha Michi is really unlucky.
First, I cut off my nose with a knife. This time, because of my intimidation, I ran so far to defecate, but was hit by a SHE arrow in the buttocks by a patrol member.
(End of this chapter)
Knowing that he had caused a catastrophe, Captain Jin Bing, who was holding a bow and arrow in a daze, didn't particularly blame himself when he heard Ha Michi's words.
He immediately ran towards the camp without looking back, shouting loudly as he ran:
"Medical officer, medical officer, come out and save people! The military division has been shot!"
In the commander's tent, Jin Wushu and a group of generals were arranging the task of sneak attack on the Song army's camp at night. Jin Wushu had been wondering for such a long time.
Hamichi said that he had a stomachache. He went to defecate, but why did he defecate all at once? It took so long and he still hasn’t come back. He couldn’t help but joke about Hamichi:
"This Ha Michi is too outrageous. Our army is going to attack the Song army camp at night. I need to hear his opinion on how to arrange it.
He can't finish solving his own problems by squatting there. Could it be that Ha Michi is eating cotton and pulling the thread there! "
As soon as Jin Wushu's words fell, the rough and bold generals of the Kingdom of Jin in the camp let out bursts of laughter.
Just when the generals of the Jin army were laughing happily, they heard the nervous cry of the small captain outside.
What?The military division hit the arrow!What does SAOCAO do?Why is this Ha Michi so gao that he can get hit by an arrow even if he poops?
This was the thought of all the generals of the Golden Army in the commander's account, after Jin Wushu heard the shout of the small leader of the Golden Army.
He also found it very strange, Jin Wushu thought: If it is on the battlefield where the two armies are fighting, it is very possible for Ha Michi to be hit by the arrow.
But isn't Ha Michi just shitting outside the camp, how could he be hit by an arrow?Could it be Ha Michi who is greedy for life and afraid of death.
He didn't want to participate in the night attack on the Song army's camp, so he shot himself an arrow in order to escape the night's melee.
If this is the case, even if Hamichi is a military advisor, in order to maintain strict military discipline, Hamichi will not be allowed to stay with him.
After thinking of this, Jin Wushu frowned and said to the generals in the handsome tent: "Let's go and have a look."
In Jin Wushu's heart, he had already made up his mind, if things really turned out as he had guessed, even after killing Ha Michi.
There is no military advisor in his own army anymore, so he can't get used to Ha Michi's faults, and he will cut Ha Michi for everything to deter those who have the same idea.
Leading his generals, Jin Wushu and others came to the place where Hamichi was hit by the arrow. When Jin Wushu and the others saw Hamichi sticking his butt high.
While lying on the ground in CAO, Jin Wushu couldn't help but laugh. He had never seen Hamichi look so miserable.
I saw Ha Michi laying there on his stomach, and there was a feathered arrow on his buttocks, fluttering in the wind.The military medical officer who came with Jin Wushu first took a look at Jin Wushu.
When he saw that Jin Wushu nodded in agreement, he immediately ran to Ha Michi, and first found a wooden stick for Ha Mich to bite in his mouth.
Then he stretched out his hand suddenly, and pulled out the arrow from Ha Michi's buttocks.When the leader of the Jinbing squad went to report the letter.
Ha Michi originally wanted these soldiers who stayed here to pull out the feather arrow from his buttocks for him, and bandage the wound for him by the way.
But these soldiers knew that their squad leader was a rather ruthless person, and the feather arrows carried by their squad leader were not ordinary feather arrows.
That is the most insidious Spike Arrow. The arrowhead of this Spike Arrow is densely polished and has many barbs.
If the arrow is drawn out without sufficient preparation, the barb on the tip of the arrow will bring down a large piece of flesh and blood.
Therefore, every time someone is hit by such an arrow, if he wants to pull out the arrow, he must have a professional doctor watching by him.
When the spiked arrow is pulled out, medicine must be applied to the wound immediately to stop the bleeding.Only in this way can the person shot by the arrow be prevented from dying from wound infection or excessive bleeding.
After knowing that he was hit by the Spike Arrow, although Ha Michi knew that if he did this, he would definitely be ashamed and thrown home.
With such a big incident as the military division's arrow shot, Ha Michi didn't believe that Jin Wushu, who is the commander of the first army, would not know about it.
When the doctor came, Jin Wushu would definitely come with the doctor, so that Jin Wushu, his own enemy, could see the embarrassment of being shot in the buttocks.
That was such a distressing thing, but it had already happened, and Ha Michi knew that he couldn't escape it.
Hamichi had no choice but to ask the soldiers who stayed here to clean themselves up, and then he lay there with his butt stuck out and waited for the arrival of the military doctor.
Seeing Ha Michi's miserable but very happy smile, Jin Wushu suppressed his smile and asked Ha Michi, "Military Master, why did you become like this?"
Ha Michi endured the great pain, and replied weakly: "I don't know what happened, so I just squatted there to defecate.
Who knew that a feather arrow flew over, this time I was purely suffering from an innocent disaster. "Jin Wushu saw that Ha Michi was hit by a PI stock.
He knew that Ha Michi was attacked this time, even if he asked Ha Michi himself, Ha Michi couldn't tell the reason.
As long as Ha Michi is not trying to avoid the night attack at night, he can shoot himself an arrow.Looking back, Jin Wushu began to ask the small captain of the Jinbing patrol team again:
"Tell me, what's going on?" The Jin Bing squad leader didn't dare to tell Jin Wushu that they were greedy.
Leaving the patrol site to fight wild boars, in that case, not only him, but also these brothers under him and their families.
I'm afraid he won't be able to escape the fate of being beheaded.Anyway, I haven't admitted my mistake to Hamichi yet, I just want to bite him to death.
If he didn't tell the real reason why he hurt Ha Michi with the arrow SHE, it must be that the more than 20 brothers under him were trying to save their lives.
He won't be so stupid as to jump out and expose his own lies.After thinking of this, the leader of the Jin Army first saluted Jin Wushu.
Then he said: "Reporting to Generalissimo, when my brothers and I were patrolling, we heard unusual movements from afar.
Because this place is outside our army's camp, we doubted whether the Song army scouts from the opposite side came to inquire about our army's military situation.
Because it was getting late and the wild grass here was too lush, we couldn’t see clearly what was there.
So I tentatively shot an arrow here, but who knows, the one who made the noise here was Master Ha Michi, the military advisor.
The barracks are so big, and the villain didn't know that Master Ha Michi would come here to defecate, and he asked the Generalissimo to forgive him. "
After listening to the team leader's explanation, Jin Wushu secretly sighed in his heart: This Ha Michi is really unlucky.
First, I cut off my nose with a knife. This time, because of my intimidation, I ran so far to defecate, but was hit by a SHE arrow in the buttocks by a patrol member.
(End of this chapter)
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