Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 514 Trapped in a cesspit!
Chapter 514 Trapped in a cesspit!
After hearing Lian'er's kind-hearted scolding, Gao Chong didn't feel ashamed at all, and the two armies fought with all means.
What's more, it was Lian'er Xinshan who wanted to sneak attack and assassinate Gao Chong first. Gao Chong walked out of his tent and stood in front of the cesspit.
Pointing at Lian'er Xinshan with the chiseled golden tiger head gun in his hand, he said: "Lian'er Xinshan, you have the nerve to say that I broke your merit.
I have nothing to do, I like to dig holes and fill dung around my camp, can you control you, you are the one who came here to find trouble.
Who do you blame?If you had no intention of harming me, how could you have fallen into this cesspit.
You don't need to speak harshly to me here, you are doomed today, and you will be the most aggrieved legendary general who died in history.
You will be drowned alive in this cesspit, and you will be truly stigmatized for thousands of years.I know as a legendary general.
You know how to lighten your body a little, but I'm watching you here, how could I let you step on the water.
Go down for me, and enjoy the super meal I prepared for you! "
After finishing speaking, Gao Chong directly patted Lian Er, who was standing on the water surface in the cesspit, on the head with the chiseled golden tiger head gun in his hand.
Seeing Gao Chong shoot the spear at him, Lian'er's kind-hearted heart was very entangled, whether he should resist the spear or not.
If he resists this shot, with Gao Chong's strength, this shot will definitely shoot himself to the bottom of the cesspit.
I'm bound to drink a few mouthfuls of dung juice again, but if I don't resist, Gao Chong shoots himself to death and doesn't say anything.
If he dies, he will die, at least he will not die in such an aggrieved way because he was strangled to death by drinking feces.But I was afraid when Gao Chong took pictures of himself.
Because of his lack of resistance, he was merciful, and withdrew the force on his long spear, just knocking himself out.
The comatose self is bound to drink dung juice non-stop, and it's not that Lian'er is kind-hearted and has never thought of dodging Gao Chong's shot at him.
But in this viscous dung juice, his actions were greatly restricted, whether it was his body's response ability or his moving speed.
It was far worse than on the flat ground. If I wanted to dodge the attack of Gao Chong, who was also a legendary fierce general, it would be a matter of getting twice the result with half the effort.
Ten moves and eight moves, I am confident that I can still dodge it, but if I defend too much, I will lose, and I am in a cesspit.
How many tricks can be avoided by being overly favored?This predicament in front of me is really impossible to solve by myself, Lian'er Xinshan who has no other choice finally decides to parry Gao Chong's attack.
Lian'er made up her mind kindly, at worst, when Gao Chong shot herself deep into the cesspit, she would seal her mouth and nose.
Holding his breath, he swam to a place where Gao Chong couldn't see, and when Gao Chong was not paying attention, he immediately broke through Gao Chong's blockade.
Escape here as soon as possible, as for looking for opportunities for revenge in the future, Lian'er has never thought about it at all.
Lian'er knows well that the assassination skills and stealth techniques he relies on have been broken, and it will be very difficult for him to stealth again in the future.
Fighting Gao Chong with open swords and guns, I am definitely not Gao Chong's opponent. Now I can thank God that I can safely escape from this cesspit.
How could he have the guts to seek revenge on Gao Chong? Just when Lian'er was thinking about it, Gao Chong's shot directly hit Lian'er's head with the sound of wind.
Lian'er Xinshan knew that his strength was not as good as Gao Chong's, so even Lian'er Xinshan didn't dare to neglect in the slightest and raised his hands.
He crossed the two knives in his hands and heard a loud "Dang!" sound. Lian'er Xinshan used the two knives in his hands to hold Gao Chong's gold-plated tiger head spear.
Immediately after, there was a "Plop!", Lian'er Xinshan used her two knives to block Gao Chong's chiseled golden tiger head gun.
But Lian'er Xinshan was thrown into the depths of the cesspit by Gao Chong's powerful shot.After one shot smashed Lian'er Xinshan into the depths of the cesspit.
Gao Chong stared at the movement in the cesspit, Gao Chong was still waiting for Lian'er Xinshan to show his head, and continued to hit Lian'er Xinshan with his chiseled golden tiger head gun.
Seeing Gao Chong's serious look, Wu Ming suddenly remembered a game of whack-a-mole that he had played before in mid-air.
Wu Ming felt that Gao Chong's serious appearance in front of him was just like the whack-a-mole game he played before.
Gao Chong stared at the cesspit in front of him, and at the same time his ears pricked up, listening to the movement of the cesspit around him.
Gao Chong knew that Lian'er was not a fool with a good heart and could not continue to rise up from the place where he was beaten so honestly.
When Lian'er Xinshangan was driven into the depths of the cesspit by Gao Chong, Lian'er Xinshan immediately closed his mouth and nose, and held his breath.
As a legendary general, it is not a problem to hold his breath for more than ten minutes. Holding his breath, Lian'er Xinshan squatted quietly in the depths of the cesspit.
He had to wait for the opportunity, waiting for the moment Gao Chong relaxed to break through immediately, Lian'er knew well that if he was swimming in the depths of the cesspit right now.
With Gao Chong's hearing ability, Gao Chong can definitely hear his swimming direction.Swimming at this time, I am showing Gao Chong the direction.
Lian'er Xinshan and Gao Chong were both patient, the two of them were holding their breath in the depths of the cesspit and waiting for the moment when Gao Chong would relax.
And Gao Chong kept shaking his ears on the cesspit, listening to the movement below the cesspit.In fact, Gao Chong can also use his chiseled golden tiger head gun to stab into the cesspit to test the position of Lian'er Xinshan.
But Gao Chong was unwilling to do this. There were two reasons for this. The first reason was that he was a shooter.
Gao Chong cherishes his weapon very much, Gao Chong is not willing to turn his weapon into a shit-stirring stick to stir in the cesspit.
The other one was that Gao Chong was afraid of someone who was not paying attention, and stabbed Lian'er Xinshan, who was squatting deep in the cesspit, to death with one shot.
That would be too cheap for Lian'er, a legendary general who wanted to assassinate him wholeheartedly.Gao Chong had already arranged the cause of death for Lian'er Xinshan in his heart.
That is, Lian'er Xinshan was tortured to death by drinking feces juice. Apart from this cause of death, Gao Chong is unwilling to accept other causes of death.
Seeing that Gao Chong and Lian Er were kind-hearted in a stalemate, Wu Ming didn't have the patience to wait any longer.
Wu Ming shouted to Gao Chong: "General Gao Chong, take care, I'll help you." After speaking, Wu Ming waved his thunder-attributed wings at the cesspit where Lian'er was kindly hiding.
I saw a red lightning with sparks rushing into the cesspit with the sound of "cracking!" Wu Ming didn't know.
The liquid fecal juice is relatively viscous. I don't know if this liquid can conduct electricity.However, with the high temperature brought by Wu Ming's lightning.
Even if the dung juice cannot conduct electricity, the high temperature carried by the lightning can still boil the dung juice in the cesspit to more than 70 degrees.
Wu Ming didn't believe it, but with Lian'er's kind-hearted endurance, he could withstand the high temperature of more than 70 degrees.
(End of this chapter)
After hearing Lian'er's kind-hearted scolding, Gao Chong didn't feel ashamed at all, and the two armies fought with all means.
What's more, it was Lian'er Xinshan who wanted to sneak attack and assassinate Gao Chong first. Gao Chong walked out of his tent and stood in front of the cesspit.
Pointing at Lian'er Xinshan with the chiseled golden tiger head gun in his hand, he said: "Lian'er Xinshan, you have the nerve to say that I broke your merit.
I have nothing to do, I like to dig holes and fill dung around my camp, can you control you, you are the one who came here to find trouble.
Who do you blame?If you had no intention of harming me, how could you have fallen into this cesspit.
You don't need to speak harshly to me here, you are doomed today, and you will be the most aggrieved legendary general who died in history.
You will be drowned alive in this cesspit, and you will be truly stigmatized for thousands of years.I know as a legendary general.
You know how to lighten your body a little, but I'm watching you here, how could I let you step on the water.
Go down for me, and enjoy the super meal I prepared for you! "
After finishing speaking, Gao Chong directly patted Lian Er, who was standing on the water surface in the cesspit, on the head with the chiseled golden tiger head gun in his hand.
Seeing Gao Chong shoot the spear at him, Lian'er's kind-hearted heart was very entangled, whether he should resist the spear or not.
If he resists this shot, with Gao Chong's strength, this shot will definitely shoot himself to the bottom of the cesspit.
I'm bound to drink a few mouthfuls of dung juice again, but if I don't resist, Gao Chong shoots himself to death and doesn't say anything.
If he dies, he will die, at least he will not die in such an aggrieved way because he was strangled to death by drinking feces.But I was afraid when Gao Chong took pictures of himself.
Because of his lack of resistance, he was merciful, and withdrew the force on his long spear, just knocking himself out.
The comatose self is bound to drink dung juice non-stop, and it's not that Lian'er is kind-hearted and has never thought of dodging Gao Chong's shot at him.
But in this viscous dung juice, his actions were greatly restricted, whether it was his body's response ability or his moving speed.
It was far worse than on the flat ground. If I wanted to dodge the attack of Gao Chong, who was also a legendary fierce general, it would be a matter of getting twice the result with half the effort.
Ten moves and eight moves, I am confident that I can still dodge it, but if I defend too much, I will lose, and I am in a cesspit.
How many tricks can be avoided by being overly favored?This predicament in front of me is really impossible to solve by myself, Lian'er Xinshan who has no other choice finally decides to parry Gao Chong's attack.
Lian'er made up her mind kindly, at worst, when Gao Chong shot herself deep into the cesspit, she would seal her mouth and nose.
Holding his breath, he swam to a place where Gao Chong couldn't see, and when Gao Chong was not paying attention, he immediately broke through Gao Chong's blockade.
Escape here as soon as possible, as for looking for opportunities for revenge in the future, Lian'er has never thought about it at all.
Lian'er knows well that the assassination skills and stealth techniques he relies on have been broken, and it will be very difficult for him to stealth again in the future.
Fighting Gao Chong with open swords and guns, I am definitely not Gao Chong's opponent. Now I can thank God that I can safely escape from this cesspit.
How could he have the guts to seek revenge on Gao Chong? Just when Lian'er was thinking about it, Gao Chong's shot directly hit Lian'er's head with the sound of wind.
Lian'er Xinshan knew that his strength was not as good as Gao Chong's, so even Lian'er Xinshan didn't dare to neglect in the slightest and raised his hands.
He crossed the two knives in his hands and heard a loud "Dang!" sound. Lian'er Xinshan used the two knives in his hands to hold Gao Chong's gold-plated tiger head spear.
Immediately after, there was a "Plop!", Lian'er Xinshan used her two knives to block Gao Chong's chiseled golden tiger head gun.
But Lian'er Xinshan was thrown into the depths of the cesspit by Gao Chong's powerful shot.After one shot smashed Lian'er Xinshan into the depths of the cesspit.
Gao Chong stared at the movement in the cesspit, Gao Chong was still waiting for Lian'er Xinshan to show his head, and continued to hit Lian'er Xinshan with his chiseled golden tiger head gun.
Seeing Gao Chong's serious look, Wu Ming suddenly remembered a game of whack-a-mole that he had played before in mid-air.
Wu Ming felt that Gao Chong's serious appearance in front of him was just like the whack-a-mole game he played before.
Gao Chong stared at the cesspit in front of him, and at the same time his ears pricked up, listening to the movement of the cesspit around him.
Gao Chong knew that Lian'er was not a fool with a good heart and could not continue to rise up from the place where he was beaten so honestly.
When Lian'er Xinshangan was driven into the depths of the cesspit by Gao Chong, Lian'er Xinshan immediately closed his mouth and nose, and held his breath.
As a legendary general, it is not a problem to hold his breath for more than ten minutes. Holding his breath, Lian'er Xinshan squatted quietly in the depths of the cesspit.
He had to wait for the opportunity, waiting for the moment Gao Chong relaxed to break through immediately, Lian'er knew well that if he was swimming in the depths of the cesspit right now.
With Gao Chong's hearing ability, Gao Chong can definitely hear his swimming direction.Swimming at this time, I am showing Gao Chong the direction.
Lian'er Xinshan and Gao Chong were both patient, the two of them were holding their breath in the depths of the cesspit and waiting for the moment when Gao Chong would relax.
And Gao Chong kept shaking his ears on the cesspit, listening to the movement below the cesspit.In fact, Gao Chong can also use his chiseled golden tiger head gun to stab into the cesspit to test the position of Lian'er Xinshan.
But Gao Chong was unwilling to do this. There were two reasons for this. The first reason was that he was a shooter.
Gao Chong cherishes his weapon very much, Gao Chong is not willing to turn his weapon into a shit-stirring stick to stir in the cesspit.
The other one was that Gao Chong was afraid of someone who was not paying attention, and stabbed Lian'er Xinshan, who was squatting deep in the cesspit, to death with one shot.
That would be too cheap for Lian'er, a legendary general who wanted to assassinate him wholeheartedly.Gao Chong had already arranged the cause of death for Lian'er Xinshan in his heart.
That is, Lian'er Xinshan was tortured to death by drinking feces juice. Apart from this cause of death, Gao Chong is unwilling to accept other causes of death.
Seeing that Gao Chong and Lian Er were kind-hearted in a stalemate, Wu Ming didn't have the patience to wait any longer.
Wu Ming shouted to Gao Chong: "General Gao Chong, take care, I'll help you." After speaking, Wu Ming waved his thunder-attributed wings at the cesspit where Lian'er was kindly hiding.
I saw a red lightning with sparks rushing into the cesspit with the sound of "cracking!" Wu Ming didn't know.
The liquid fecal juice is relatively viscous. I don't know if this liquid can conduct electricity.However, with the high temperature brought by Wu Ming's lightning.
Even if the dung juice cannot conduct electricity, the high temperature carried by the lightning can still boil the dung juice in the cesspit to more than 70 degrees.
Wu Ming didn't believe it, but with Lian'er's kind-hearted endurance, he could withstand the high temperature of more than 70 degrees.
(End of this chapter)
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