Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 527 IQ is a hard injury!
When Wu Ming heard that Wan Yanchang actually said that he came to see the scenery, Wu Ming smiled instead of getting angry. Wu Ming laughed angrily because of Wan Yanchang.

Wu Ming looked at Wan Yanchang who had an innocent expression on his face, laughed loudly and said: "Wan Yanchang, Wan Yanchang, I think you won't cry when you see the coffin.

No matter what reason you can find, I might believe you, but you actually told me that you came to see the scenery.

Do you think my IQ is as anxious as yours? You're an idiot, but that doesn't mean I'm an idiot too.You have a big knife in your hand.

Shouting to kill, the murderous intent on his face rushed towards me all the way without stopping. Tell me, who would look at the scenery like this? "

After hearing Wu Ming's questioning, Wan Yanchang rolled his eyes and lied directly: "Wu Caishen, you don't know something.

I did come here to see the scenery, but as you can see, the scenery in the back garden of Wanyan Zongbi is really great.

I think you have to admit this. After seeing such a scenery, I was very absorbed in watching it, and I forgot everything around me.

Then, when I was fascinated by the scenery, a nasty mosquito bit my face, and I was very angry.

This mosquito bites me, it's nothing, after all, it's his instinct that this mosquito bites people, but it affects my enjoyment of seeing the scenery.

So, in a fit of anger, I wanted to kill this mosquito to vent my hatred, so I pulled out my saber.

Shouting to kill, the mosquito that chased you all the way came to you.The reason why I have killing intent all over my face is also the killing intent towards that mosquito.

Wu Caishen, you have to believe me, I really have nothing against you. "

After finishing speaking, Wan Yanchang looked at Wu Ming with a worried expression on his face, he really hoped that the excuse he came up with in a hurry could fool the man in front of him.

When Wan Yanchang was talking nonsense, Wu Ming didn't intend to interrupt Wan Yanchang's narration at all, Wu Ming also wanted to listen.

What kind of nonsense is this Wan Yanchang, who knows that the more nonsense this Wan Yanchang is, the more unreliable he is, Wu Ming just sneered while listening.

The Lu family next to Wu Ming couldn't bear it anymore. After Yan Chang finished speaking, Lu family looked at Yan Chang.

He opened his mouth and said, "my father-in-law, please use your brain carefully when you tell a lie. You are such a lame lie.

Don't say that you are deceiving the God of Wealth, you just want to deceive a woman like me who has not seen much of the world, and it is impossible to deceive her. "

After hearing Lu's words, Wan Yanchang was very angry, Wan Yanchang looked at Lu, and said solemnly: "I really didn't lie to the God of Wealth.

How do you talk, as my in-laws, you don't say to help me, you actually say that I am lying, you are so disappointing.

Why are you turning your elbows outward?Don't forget, my daughter is your daughter-in-law. "

Wu Ming didn't speak, he just stood there quietly, Wu Ming wanted to see how this Wan Yanchang performed and how he was exposed by the Lu family.

After listening to Yan Chang's words, Mrs. Lu smiled, and explained to Wan Yanchang: "My father-in-law, don't blame me for not helping you.

It's just that there are too many loopholes in your words, and your excuse can only deceive a three-year-old child. I just want to help you.

You can't talk nonsense with your eyes open. "After hearing Lu's words, Wan Yanchang stared unconvinced.

Said: "I just didn't lie. If there are any loopholes in my words, if you can point them out to me today, I will be convinced.

so I. . . . . . "At first, Wan Yanchang wanted to say that he would kill himself to thank the world. But Wan Yanchang thought about it again, and felt that it was not safe for him to say this sentence.

In case my in-laws, Mrs. Lu, revealed the loopholes in my lies, and made myself unable to refute, let myself be convinced.

So is it self-judgment, or not self-judgment?If he did not commit suicide, Wan Yanchang fully believed that Wu Caishen, who was watching the show, would be happy to help him commit suicide.

To be on the safe side, I'd better not talk too much.When Wan Yanchang said that he was stuck there.

Wu Ming, who had been watching the show, immediately asked: "What about you?" Wan Yanchang was BI by Wu Ming, and originally wanted to say that he was just eating Xiang.

But Wan Yanchang thought again: No, Xiang is too stinky. Lian'er, the legendary general of their Kingdom of Jin, had a kind heart and was eaten to death by Xiang.

I can't say anything to follow in the footsteps of Lian'er's kind heart, but if I don't take out some gambling money, how can I convince Wu Caishen that what I said is true.

After thinking of this, Wan Yanchang lowered his head, and when Wan Yanchang saw the dirt under his feet, he became furious.

He reached out and grabbed a handful of dirt and said to Wu Ming: "If only my in-laws, Mrs. Lu, could point out the flaws in my words.

I'll eat this handful of dirt in my hand. "After finishing speaking, he looked at Mrs. Lu with provocative eyes, and said, "Dear family, you are a woman.

I won't embarrass you anymore, if you can't point out the loopholes in my words, then if Wu Caishen wants to kill me today.

Just help me to intercede with God of Wealth. "Wu Ming looked at Wan Yanchang, who wanted to drag Lu into the water, and smiled.

Said to Wan Yanchang: "Wan Yanchang, you are sure to eat this soil today, haha! I just don't know if your appetite is good.

I don't know that it will take a few days to digest this soil after you eat it. "After finishing speaking, Wu Ming just fell silent.

He just looked at Mrs. Lu with encouraging eyes, and Wu Ming wanted Mrs. Lu to tell Wan Yanchang where the loopholes in Wan Yanchang's words were.

Wanyan Changshu was convinced.Seeing Wu Ming's encouraging eyes, Mrs. Lu no longer considered the in-law relationship between herself and Wan Yanchang.

After all, no matter how close the in-laws are, how can they kiss their children? Now it's Wu Caishen's business for his own child, Lu Wenlong.

He personally came to the Kingdom of Jin to pick him up from the control of the Kingdom of Jin, how could he bring down Wu Caishen, after thinking of this.

Lu looked at Wan Yanchang and asked, "Father-in-law, may I ask what season it is?" After all, Wan Yanchang's brain is that of a general.

He is just straight-hearted, and doesn't have as many twisted thoughts as Ha Michi.When Wan Yanchang heard Lu's inquiry.

Without thinking at all, he directly answered, "Of course it's winter now, what's the matter." After listening to Yan Chang's words.

Lu Shi pursed her lips and smiled, and said to Wan Yanchang: "Wanyan Zongbi doesn't know where he learned the method to keep the flowers and plants that withered in winter to keep green in this backyard.

But Wanyan Zongbi didn't have such a great ability to keep mosquitoes alive in winter.You just see these flowers and plants blooming.

But you have forgotten that the current season is winter. Excuse me, where do mosquitoes bite you in winter? "

(End of this chapter)