Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 7 Ximen Qing fell in love with Wang Po?

Wu Ming was puzzled when he heard the system scolding him: "System, what happened to me to make you so angry?"

System: "I'm genderless, you asked me to teach Li Shishi all kinds of indescribable classic moves and difficult moves, how do you want me to teach?"

Wu Ming covered his head and said: "You are stupid, you are omnipotent, you can just implant those fragments into Li Shishi's mind."

The system was a little embarrassed: "I was thinking wrong, and you didn't make it clear."

Wu Ming: "By the way, in addition, you implanted piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and couplets, singing, dancing, martial arts, and scheming in her brain. In short, you want to make her a flawless woman for me. And I remember you said You are omnipotent, so can you cure her disease?"

The system said helplessly: "It doesn't take time to cure a disease, but the human brain has a limited amount of energy. I can do what you said, but it will take some time. Otherwise, Li Shishi will suffer a lot when she suddenly receives a lot of information." If you don’t get excited, you’ll go crazy.”

Wu Ming: "There is no rush, there is still enough time, you just need to make her perfect for me."

After solving the matter of Li Shishi (Pan Jinlian), Wu Ming called in Ximen Qing who was sweeping the floor at the door. The brainwashed Ximen Qing completely became Wu Ming's dog leg. Wu Ming approached with a flattering smile and said, "I don't know what to order if the master is called a slave?"

Wu Ming looked at Ximen Qing who was nodding and bowing in front of him, and ignored him. Instead, he took out the property transfer document with Ximen Qing's handprint on it, tore it off, and said to the system: "I just remembered that there is a loophole, let me make it up now." .”

The system asked: "What loophole? How to fix it?"

Wu Ming: "At that time, I asked this bitch to set up a piece of evidence that he handed over all his family property to me because he was infatuated with Pan Jinlian. Now that Pan Jinlian is gone, he has become Li Shishi. I am a reasonable person, and I cannot let this bitch Everyone lost money, so I decided to pay Wang Po to him and ask him to write a new note."

After hearing Wu Ming's words, the system felt a chill and thought, Ximen Qing is too miserable, Granny Wang, what an ugly existence she is.

Look at her ugly face: a sallow face covered with gardenia skin-like wrinkles, an upturned nose, and big nostrils full of lush nose hair.When the bloody mouth opened, several large yellow teeth that hadn't fallen out were exposed. The only normal eyes were one big and one small, and there was still eye droppings in the corners of the eyes that didn't fall out all the year round.Look at the figure again, short and fat, where is the figure.Let's talk about age, in her 50s and almost 60, she is old enough to be Ximen Qing's mother.

Take a look at Ximen Qing: eyebrows and hair are as thick as thorns, under which shine a pair of watery eyes like slits, big nose, slightly thick lips, but the lines are very beautiful, revealing Teeth were as white as freshly peeled almonds.Although not handsome, but also a romantic and suave little boy.

Looking at the contrast between the two, the system asked Wu Ming, "Are you planning to let Wang Po be Ximen Qing's nanny?"

Wu Ming shook his head and said: "NONONO, I intend to make Ximen Qing fall in love with Wang Po crazily. In order to marry Wang Po, I begged Wang Po's good neighbor, I will help him chase after Wang Po. Ximen Qing wanted to express his love for Wang Po. Thanks to me, transfer all the property to me."

The system listened to Wu Ming's words, and he couldn't help but tremble even without a body. Wu Ming, you are too cruel, too black-hearted, too bad, and too shameless. I just want to ask: "You said Ximen Qing would Falling in love with Wang Po? Is it possible? Who would believe it?"

Wu Ming said indifferently: "Isn't there you? As long as I believe it, you can wash Ximen Qing's brain. Let him believe it. Then everyone has nothing to say even if they don't believe it. We are civilized people, we have to be reasonable Is it?"

The helpless system said to Wu Ming: "I don't know whether it's luck or misfortune to meet such a ruthless host like you. You are the host, and you have the final say. I still have a conscience and I can only feel sad for Ximen Qing."

Wu Ming didn't care about the system's words and said: "Hurry up and work, we will go to receive Ximen Qing's property after finishing the work, and we have already wasted a lot of time."

After the sad Ximen Qing was brainwashed, he fell in love with Wang Po crazily. He almost spoiled Wang Po, an ugly old woman. The system can only sigh and say: "Hey, what a crime."

The county government, the magistrate Hu Qiuzheng is very unhappy. The reason for his unhappiness is that early in the morning, his nephew Ximenqing went crazy. Intruding into the inner room, he was so frightened that he wilted on the spot, and he didn't know if there would be any sequelae.But Ximen Qing, who broke into the inner room, pulled himself naked like a two hundred and five to run out, and didn't ask him to put on his clothes.

After finally getting rid of Ximen Qing's entanglement, the magistrate Hu, who put on his clothes, went to the lobby and saw the excited Ximen Qing standing next to an ugly old woman, and introduced to himself: "Uncle, this is my nephew's life. Beloved, Wang Po Wang is a great beauty. My nephew decided to marry her as his wife, and I asked my uncle to make the decision."

Hearing Ximen Qing's words and looking at Wang Po's ugly appearance, Magistrate Hu vomited out last night's meal in disgust and said angrily: "Nonsense." Then he threw down his sleeves and planned to leave.

Just as Magistrate Hu was about to leave, a voice came over: "Magistrate Hu, wait a minute, you and I agree with each other. I think it's better for you to be an adult. What's more, your nephew has sacrificed a lot in order to catch Mrs. Wang. It paid a huge price.”

As soon as County Magistrate Hu heard that he had paid a high price, he immediately stood up straight and looked in the direction of the sound.

I saw Wu Ming walking into the lobby unhurriedly. When County Magistrate Hu saw a peerless handsome man walking in, he couldn't help his heartbeat speeding up. There is such a beautiful man in Yanggu County. Just who is he?"

The puzzled magistrate Hu asked a question: "May I ask which Qilin son this son is from? I have been an official in Yanggu County for many years, why haven't I seen you yet?"

Seeing Magistrate Hu's puzzled expression, Wu Ming saw the black line on his forehead, and asked the system in his heart: "System, haven't you implanted my identity into Magistrate Hu's brain?"

The system said a little bit unreasonably: "These two days I have patronized your righteous sister Li Shishi who taught you. I really forgot to implant your identity into Hu County Magistrate." Wu Ming said helplessly to Hu County Magistrate: "Hu County Magistrate Ling, I am Wu Dalang."

County magistrate Hu looked at Wu Ming in front of him and said, "My lord, stop joking. It's not like I haven't seen Wu Dalang before, just that three-inch nail. How can you compare with your lord? The difference between the two of you is so different." "

The helpless Wu Ming had no choice but to make a big move. He said to County Magistrate Hu: "Magistrate Hu, look into my eyes, and you can tell who I am from my eyes." Hu County who looked into Wu Ming's eyes Ling was inevitably brainwashed by Wu Ming.

After the brainwashing, Hu County Magistrate Wu Ming complained: "The system, I just thought you were reliable, but who knew you were making the same old mistakes again? This small Yanggu County can only survive 8 to [-] people. You put me in their place?" Is it difficult to switch from the previous image in my mind to the current one? I don’t know what my second brother Wu Song looks like. It all depends on Wu Song taking the initiative to recognize me. Don’t let me miss Wu Song, in Water Margin , Wu Song is one of the heroes I admire."

(End of this chapter)